 It's Valentine's Day and your boyfriend or girlfriend is incredibly special, so this holiday show your significant other just how much they mean to you with a shitty homemade coupon book. Do you not know your girlfriend well enough to guess what she would like? Did you wait too long to order the thing your boyfriend really wanted online and now it won't get here until March? Did you just forget about the holiday entirely? Then the shitty homemade coupon book is perfect for you with such features as one free hub. Did this normally cost 20? And one poem written about you. Oh wow. The shitty homemade coupon book is sure to make your special someone think long and hard about your relationship. Why does this coupon for one free kiss have an expiration date? Your partner will be thrilled with these generic unpersonalized and awkward to cash coupons for things you already do anyway. So heat things up with the shitty homemade coupon book. That's not a real gift. What do you mean this isn't a real gift? I bought you a laptop. I put a lot of work into this. Feel mature Megan. You're just like your father. The shitty homemade coupon book because at this point it's probably too late for anything else.