 Well, hello there, I'm Philip Magnus and today I'm back with some more of the darkest dungeon Adventures that I'm having every few days or so Today, I'm going to kill the swine king. It sounds like a campaign. I'm running for office. Maybe the swine killing Person thingy. I have no idea what I'm saying right now. So let's get straight on with it I'm going to buy a bunch of shawls a bunch of bandages a bunch of medicinal herbs a single key and a few more Torches and oh, yes Let's see. We are going in the warrens. So holy water probably probably a single bottle would be good Probably might as well not use it and I'm going to buy more food because this is a medium-length Adventure and I like to be prepared in case this takes me a while My first attempts at summoning were crude and the results disappointing I soon found however that the type and condition of the hosts meet was a critical factor The best results came from pigs whose flesh is most like that of man Well, that's not at all too creepy a Nameless abomination a testament to my failures. It must be destroyed Should I check the This one first. Yeah, let's go. I'd hate to realize that it's this close to me and I Ignore it for no good reason whatsoever. Oh another torch. How lovely how great In radiance may we find victory? Well, have you seen the little piggy? It's not so little at all actually Oh Vladigas the first turn very well then we shall try to Stun well we can't so we're going to instead try and hit The filthy corpse eater and that's I'm somehow managed to do I think next up We're going to grab a bite out of these delightful worms and of course chop chop Continually onslaught good job destroy them all That's what I am going to do. Yeah So probably the Single biggest problem of this composition is that I don't really have anything that hard hitting against Their backliners. I didn't take an occultist because he has some Issues with being in the warrants and so I decided to opt out of that particular possibility But hey, the swine marcher is getting closer and closer and while he does that I am getting Mina and Mina What a nice bite my man dog managed to get out of the little filthy piggy Blight what was Huh, why can't I Wasn't the medicinal Hmm Never mind Confidence surges as the enemy of bloody I Wonder why I couldn't heal her blight with medicinal herbs. Was that not what he used? to heal Blight Oh, I got a killer of strike Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. Oh my Kill 50 enemies with one hero sounds good enough ancient barbaric rituals. Oh well warrants explorer nice quite nice in fact and ouch Cruel machinations spring to life With a singular purpose Oh, I somehow don't think the Swine king the light the promise of safety will be here But we found the hulking swine at all Which let's face it sounds absolutely ridiculously dreadful and I would not like to meet this thing outside Because we've got one of the tiny swine spawns which are extra unpleasant Do I need a drowning rush? Yes. Yes. I do believe I do Excellent, let's get that buff rolling. This is going to get Me a bit stressed out. I am willing to bet But not to worry soon enough Oh That bleed effect too weak to finish her off, which makes me Greatly exacerbated. Hey, let's not to worry about a little piggy. It's that so far I think my Dungeon crawl is not going too bad not too great either, but I'm somehow going to have to survive that I Hate the big guy's bleeding for Exactly one point of damage every turn which means that in 60 turns or so. We are going to be fine. I Kid, of course It's obvious that the bleed effect is going to stick around for only two more turns What a nice crit Yes. Yes. He is A death. I do job vessel bloody Let's see what our hellings are able to do in terms of damage Little dog is making The bleeding effect better and better all the time And that makes me happy almost strangely happy. Let's see. Shall we heal the entire party? What a nice heal I honestly expected worse But bloody today doesn't seem to disappoint and that That makes me happy in oh so many ways. I am managing to do a lot right now Of course, that's that's a bit annoying, but at least he didn't manage to stun any of us Yeah, let's get another party heal up for my folks My man dog is getting a bit stressed out and that's not surprising seeing as he's fighting Or did your size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade a ridiculously gigantic creature Right time to get back on track So what are my expectations here rather what I hope to achieve Well, I'm hoping to get as a big gigantic piggy and To kill it Without suffering any losses. I recently had a rather unfortunate A most unfortunate accident where I lost two of my best characters One of which my only leveled up crusader as you might imagine that was Frustrating in many different ways, but hey, that doesn't matter We must not let the losses of the past Buggle down our future, right? That sounds all clever and grown-up. I'd say I Don't like this the look of that swine river Mrs. Burlitz. I don't like the swine March here, but I'm sitting I will take Of both of them Don't want to make all of them bleed No, they are only two and it doesn't seem all that's worthwhile Rather finish this one Marcher First thing with Ladi This is going to take a little while. I suspect Ouch. Oh lovely, I Love it when they miss right then we have Forced unto him some bleeding effects Now I think I may just be able to finish this around quakes. Oh, yes. Yes. I did the slow death Unforeseen unforgiving Absolutely great Let's as the light gains purchase Spirits are lifted. Yeah, that's exactly what I was going to say No, but for this time and no scouting whatsoever either That makes me sad in a few different ways Do all my characters have items on? Yes. Yes, they do Laden with loot are often low on supplies. Oh, I did not see Doesn't pleasant trap And it cost me a little bit more pigs more pigs to kill Little piggies as I like to call them that may or may not have anything to do with the popular Beatles song about policeman But hey, I like policeman as much as the next guy, which would say not a lot Not that I'm alienating all zero policemen in my viewers. I Like to play off Well known Prejudices I think they are funny cliches are cliches for a reason and I love nothing more than to exploit them Drums of doom What excitement what enjoyable may have my friends are preparing for me? Whoa, this guy knows how to swing Well, he's a gore So I spake that he would need to in order to Make sure dinner is served And so on and so forth. I think we need the divine comfort It's level three by the way, which is not easy to get Unnerved well balanced that did some Respectable amounts of damage. Yeah, they sure are taking their time are they? Right I need to Yeah, that's exactly why I need it excellent job Now that good healing hours talking about thank you Some more bleeding effects a decisive pummeling. Yes exactly the kind of pummeling I needed The decisive kind is the best kind of pummeling. It's how I promote all my pigs as the fiend for Fantastic a faint hope blossoms. I Love nothing as much as I love faint hope But now I have to kill piggies which are not the most hopeful of creatures That's that's Doing such large amounts of damage. It's really Quite annoying And now all of you will bleed out. I hope How much are you bleeding out for three damages? Yeah Let's heal myself Because they are both going to die either way and Some divine comfort or maybe Just maybe some divine grace To heal her for a tiny tad more But not that all that much divine grace really doesn't make no lay Gentle much of a this is how a life is taken sense Seize this momentum Push on to the task's end Right why I cannot eat my dog treats. I have no clue One round. Oh Yeah, let's use the medicinal herbs Obviously, I don't need them way is lit. The path is clear We require only the strength to follow it Emeralds, shall I take them? No, I think not Actually, sure. I will Adjust with my family's sigil. Ah such joy Well evil evil evil evil Yeah, here you go evil You have been purged out of the soul of dear Angie I bet she appreciates it No scouting again. How unpleasant. I shall take the scenic route. Oh Come on That's awful Well, it kind of works, but still unpleasant The speed is good the rest of the effects not one bit Should I torch the stack of books probably not oh Well Guess I missed on nothing Still no scouting Maybe I should have taken this one item. I have which is really good for scouting. Let's leave the torch the deeds are far more valuable I'm sad to say. Oh god, you are a big one Time for some divine comfort because divine comfort is always a treasure From above one would say or at least one thing Huh breakthrough. No, I think not Let's see We should be able to actually Be gone fiend good job me. I Am the best killer of leeches. I know Which is remarkable really because all my friends kill leeches and a daisy daily account daisy account Huh, maybe someone has been overdoing the agents of shield Marathon. I got the worries really I Really don't like this And now I'm missing all the time And now she is buffed against What was that stun? off the ends Stuns I would use cry havoc, but it kind of seems Not very useful, you know Minus 4 stress not the biggest thing in the book. Hey, at least this is good Good and cool. That's what I was going to say And I almost said ghoul not the best use of my Rather extensive dictionary Let's see. Can I judge this creature? Yes, I most certainly can Let's bite you again Supposed to be dying now. Please die. Please please Oh Yes a victory Perhaps the turning point. I love turning points. They are literally what I live for Hey, I'm not looking for a turning point in this dungeon. I'm looking for this guy Hello That's unfortunate actually Maybe I should Nah Let's find this guy straight on Me the most awesome mist of creatures against you the most swiney of kings. Oh, no, that's bad I still have This going for me. So I'm going to take a swing and another one And then I'm going to poison both of you are a powerful blow excellent Whoa This protecting the little swine I can see that So I should not start a little swine. Should I? Oh my This is very bad. Well, we've got a serious problem boys And I probably should Let that little piggy Do his thing and not Toothly destroy me Yeah, let's concentrate on the swanking Injury and despondence set the stage for heroism or cowardice Exactly what I'm needing right now lots of and lots of heal stop Puking on me pig That's just rude manners Masterfully executed don't want to die. I don't want to die at all. Oh, no This is so going to hurt. Um, I am in trouble now Yay, he's bleeding for three points of damage. I'm not sure how that's going to help Burged at the very precipice of oblivion. Please don't die now Give me healing Give me sunshine Thank you Sunshine two things I always love Let's do that some extra damage to Take care of that annoying negative effects. I'm having To go through right now Oh, thank you. I appreciate that The healing all your good work really Just 73 points of damage to go and I'm not sure how long This hold fast or expire Oh God, she's a death door Which is bad as you might imagine More blood soaks the soil Well, I mean the evil therein That was pretty awful. I Knew I should have retreated my bad. Oh Well, rest in peace you too, and I probably can't use any of her abilities now Gazed reeling about to break. Yeah, I can see that I can totally see the breaking part Well, I do believe this just ended in the worst of defeats Oh dust More asses. I wonder if I can say that this one this skirmish may be lost But the battle may yet be won. Well, I don't think so. I really don't In fact, I do think I screwed this up quite badly, I just lost Four of my best men and women actually four of my best women only the guys survived How can't live him? Anyway, that was absolutely nerve-wracking Time to abandon quest and Yeah Regroup reassemble Evil is timeless after all Yeah, it is But not my characters it seems well This was quite the defeat And I think I'm going to be taking a short break from I cannot tell how much time has passed since I sent that letter. Oh Well, Lorelai has gotten a few quirks Sonia has well cured all her diseases, which is fantastic and And Valady Vassi and Angie died who which I have no words Well That was depressing don't you think let's go and get mandor the best The best brothel help He can get the caretaker Anyway, thank you guys for watching. This was well, I'd say fun, but my entire team of friends died, so Kind of I had a good time, but I really need someone who can scout and That effect I will be buying all the Barbaric rage and unrelenting Sabotage make for a powerful. Yeah. Thank you ancestor and thank you guys for watching. I'll see you next time. Bye