 This final piece, the preparations will be complete, and some of you, the rock, the wishmaker. What is this? It's what you asked for, a virgin sacrifice. Dude. Really? Look man, it's a Tuesday night. Where are we going to find a virgin that isn't one of us? And besides, it's extra virgin. That's got to count for something, right? Never mind. Alright, come here. Look, look. It says right here, in blood. Spill the blood of a virgin to complete the summoning. Oh wait, I think I spilled some ketchup on this when I was reading over the necessary ingredients. Why did you have ketchup? To go with my fries, of course. When all the preparations are put into place, now is the time to spill the virgin sacrifice. Note, it may be any internal fluid that isn't blood. I guess salad dressing is back on the menu. Hold on. It says any virginal fluid. Virginal. It could be one of our fluids. Which one? Uh, our sweat. Think we collect enough of that? True, true. Actually, how much time do we have left before the black moon ends? About six minutes. Shoot. Well, we could just pee. There's no way I'm doing that. Salad dressing it is. Grand Dirac. Here are calls as we tear down the barrier between our worlds. Fish maker. Get together, ma'am. I am Derek, the great wish maker. What? What? This has to be a mistake. We were supposed to summon Dirac, the wish maker. Well, too bad. That's what happens when you get Derek. Hey, is that virgin sacrifice? Oh man, extra virgin. You know, maybe you guys aren't so bad. All right. You guys all each get one wish. What do you want? Well, the clock is ticking. We don't have all night. So, what are your guys' wishes? Wait, before we make any wishes, are there any rules? Oh yeah, forgot. Okay. So, no wishing for more wishes. No wishing for something that never existed. No wishing for something that always existed. Don't feed me after midnight. Don't get me wet. And especially don't give me cake. Go straight to my thighs. Okay. How about you go first, just to test the waters a little bit. Wait, if there's someone under the bus. Just do it. Fine. Um, I wish I knew everything. Are you sure about that, dude? I mean, you do only get one wish. I'm sure. Alrighty, man. Whatever you say. Whoa. Did it work? Yeah. He's not responding. Hey man, don't look at me. It's not my fault his brain can't handle the overwhelming truth of the universe. So much hair. Is he gonna be okay? I think we should take him to the hospital. Not yet. Gotta make our own wishes first. Oh yeah. I guess you're right. I'm still deciding. You should go first. How thoughtful. Thank you. Just for that, I'm gonna make you my second in command. Derek, I wish to rule the world. Listen man, I kind of used up all my reality altering powers on Mr. Know-It-All here. So can you ask for something a little bit smaller? Something you wanted, but you couldn't get. Are you kidding me? Uh, okay. I wish I had a girlfriend. Nice, dude. Nothing's changed. Well, you asked it. You wished if you had a girlfriend. So in this world, you had a girlfriend, but she broke up with you, seeing the people that you hang out with. What the heck? There's no way that counted. All right, dude. No refunds. What? Check the spellbook, dude. Kid, there's no way. There's no way. Once a wish has been granted, the wish may not undo the wish or ask to change it? See, no refunds. Now, what do you want? Um, I mean, all I really want is to hang out with my friends. Dang. Must be nice to have friends. We could be friends. You mean it? I don't see why not. Well, what are you waiting for? Make the wish. Oh, yeah. Okay. I wish I could hang out with my friends. Wish granted. That was great. Thanks, Derek. No problem. So what are we gonna do now? Actually, my powers are almost chained and without them or the Black Moon, I can't stay in this reality for too long. But what am I gonna do without you? Don't worry. The next Black Moon will be only around in only a thousand years. I won't live that long. Listen, I'll always be here. In my heart? What? No. I planted several eggs in your chest cavity and when they hatch, I'll be able to enter this reality at full power. Oh, wow. Yeah.