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We have three different What are these is it real food it has ingredients milk tree nuts Coconut and soybeans. I'm not allergic to tree nuts. So don't freak out. All right. I see you freaking out. Don't freak Stop freaking out. We have Tanoshi waffle tanoshi ramen and we have Something else that I don't know how to read do a live translation Wow, look at that. If only I knew how to read We're going to start with the ramen look at the steps Wow, these are all the things that we have to do later And this is what it should look like when I'm all when it's all said and done And I've done my thing wash your hands well and prepare a glass of water My hands are super wash make mango pudding add water to the cup until it is half full There's a hundred and twenty calories in this zero grams of protein. This is not a bulk meal Alright guys, so if you're looking to get your bulk on right before or after you go to the gym This is not the meal for you. All right. Eat some weight protein pussy. Wow Okay, so we have a little bag The drugs in dough powder the drugs. We have soup powder ingredients Wow, I love ingredients and we have noodle powder, right? Oh, and we have mango pudding powder Which I think is the first thing we need add water to the cup until it is half full for the mango pudding add Water Perfect mix it will become firm in 10 minutes. Okay, there's that I'll use this to mix it sure There's no other spoon or anything. Okay step two make the ramen toppings bald egg and Naruto dude Shippuden guy I didn't watch the show or water in the star tray add powder from the blue Packet things from the blue packet mix until thick. This is the dough powder Pour in all of this. It seems like kind of a lot and then we mix until firm Delightful What does it smell like? It doesn't smell like an egg. It doesn't smell like boiled egg to me. I Don't like that. These Seem quick enough to me tear off two pieces and it said to make it into a little guy. It is, huh? Hey, hey egg. I got invited to a gay bar last night on the 17th the bartender at I believe that is doing Go-go dancing the gay bar on the 17th and he said you should come and I like him a lot And so I said I've never been to a gay bar. I'll go and he said come watch me shake my ass and I said Okay, there are two pieces Not today feel the molds and remove wow look at that Look how good that looks that looks so good. Doesn't it look so good. Oh, yeah. Oh Yeah, fill the space the powder from the red pack fill the space on each side Threat now we take this close together And press the sides to attach. Oh, that's cute Look, it's a little Gyoza That is cute. That is cute. I like that. Okay now we will make the spring roll which is Just flattening this down. It looks like I'm putting the red stuff on rolling it Like so it's a little bitty sparing roll Isn't that nice? It's got a little tiny hair in it up here. That's fine. Don't worry about it. Next make the ramen pour water up to the line In the tray add powder from the brown packet Making a nice little broth pour water up to line in the star tray mix in The yellow powder. I think this is the noodles. Oh, yeah, this is the noodles for sure Oh, it's not the noodles Oh, it is the noodles. Oh, I'm supposed to cut all of these out And I didn't it doesn't oh it does say it says cut apart tray as shown in the thunk Cut apart tray. It's fine. That was the first step. It's fine. I mix I missed it take this and we hope a hole in The bottom and then we take this and we put it in here squeeze the mixture into the brown liquid Doesn't that look good? Doesn't that look delish take How good that looks look at that ramen that looks so good. Doesn't it turn the cup over onto the packing pouch No Turn the cup over onto the packing pouch You did it That's the last step is just you did it. Let's try gyoza first. Let's see what the gyoza tastes like Whoa, that is Sweet Fucking Very sweet Let's try a little bit of the pudding Wow, this is the whole thing really varies in flavor It's just fucking sugar. Let's try a little bit of the ramen Fuck That's so gross. It ain't my never did really cold Wet sugar that's so fucking gross. Do you want a spring roll? I didn't bite it. Come on Jaws. Have a spring roll It's so good. You think it's not bad. I don't think so. I think it's bad. Oh man I forgot to tell people where to get this cool shirt Oh, well, okay. We did it. We made ramen. Yay. All right now. Which one do you want to make next? This one Are you sure? Go fuck yourself. We're making this one. Okay. This is this Oh, no, we're we're not making this next We will save this one for last you will get your wish because all of these are in what i'm assuming is Japanese This is tenoshi waffles at least with this one It will probably taste kind of the same, but at least it's like meant to look Sweet, you know like his waffles and fruit and stuff So we're gonna cut up the things this time cut apart the tray as shown Why are you sighing so much? What is this boring to you? Oh, I guess it's boring for jostling guys Add a full triangle cup of water What add powder From the yellow packet good. Ooh actually I like that smell need The dough In shape into a ball. Put the dough Between the waffle mold Oh, we get to fold it into a thing. We put the dough ball in here and we mold it repeat the step Repeat the steps last Next step had a full triangle cup of water we're about to make The cranberries add powder from the red packet mix until it starts getting syrupy Wow Now that looks delicious and so nice. What next make the watermelon cream Wow Powder from the green packet make it look like i'm cutting my finger off ready Add this perfect Perfect in every way. Okay, so I think I just leave this in here. It'll actually Say remove the now firm red jelly, but this is not Is it firm? I guess. Well, I guess it's kind of firm. Okay. Add the purple packet. Good I'm great fold down the top of the squeezing bag. Ooh So this is for decoration. We are going to pour All of this in here and now cut up the jelly and decorate your waffles however you like says to cut up the jelly So we're gonna have new jelly. Look at that. Wow, and then we have our little cranberries. Come on Come on little we have our little cranberries. Come on See it's all just Goop and glob. No one's making this not a single person Is making this especially not a child a child is not making this. Okay. Now. We need the red sauce or the green whatever Doesn't that look good? Let's Try A waffle. What's the end cut up the jelly and decorate your waffles however you like with berries jellies cream And sauce and sprinkles. Oh, oh there's sprinkles. Wow. It's pretty. Look at that. Oh YouTuber Oh, this looks so good Oh, it smells Good Hard it's just really sweet. It's not awful. It's not bad. This is really sweet. Here we go The final challenge this is Whatever this is, but here's the issue With this none of the steps are in English. So I have to go off of the context clues of the photos. So let's see how bad I fucked this up. We've got a bag. We've got ooh, they put it in different packages. Wonderful. I have all of my utensils. There's a little sphere. There's a little guy. There's a little panda guy. There's a Broccoli or a mushroom. It's mushrooms guys. We're gonna do fucking shrooms. This is gonna be sick I think it's two things of this in This big guy Two and then this blue we stir And we stir good Good now we make three Balls, there's the panda. We change this into three Balls two small balls and one big ball. So this goes here And this goes Here I think and this guy Goes here and then I think we take this flip it Flip it and reverse it I've got this Let me do this and this and this Oh, I would fuck. I did it wrong. It's fine It's fine. I could try again. I'm supposed to dip this Not really. It's supposed to be a triangle with the thing We put this like this hold on This is a panda. Look at its face. It's so good. So now we take one of these and we take The orange and we put it in this Good Now this is going to make the slime. This is going to make what's this for? This is this is supposed to be this thing. Take this And we roll it Roll it around and make it into two It looks really good and I'm doing a good job two waters yellow guy In there Good and we take this and we put it in the bag Look how good it looks Oh my god, we use this to make the noodles Look guys It's noodles. Oh, I fucking skipped the first three steps Because it was on top. All the other ones were different. This is to make the little broccoli guy and take this This put it in there So that I should have done first because that I think needs time to sit and then we do the same thing with this guy We swirl it around a little bit And we let that Solidify and that's all the steps. So now in 10 minutes time This will turn into the most beautiful meal you've ever seen. Wow Doesn't this look incredible? The transformation is Unbelievable. My gorgeous dinner Is now complete I Oh my broccoli. You can't even tell it's broccoli anymore. Well Bon appetit After a hard day's work I get to finally enjoy my meal that I've made for myself Eat me. It's just It's so fucking weird. It tastes like chemicals. Can't forget my noodles Hold on. Let me get a scoop of my noodles Yum and then get panda The last one the panda Today I made three Gourmet meals for my new restaurant that's coming soon It already has three Michelin stars for my three perfect meals You can find my restaurant wherever meals are served Go there Every meal is a thousand dollars plate It's a three course experience that will tantalize your senses and get you Riled up. It's completely in the dark and then Full brightness It takes you in and out from dark to light No sound to the most sound wet to dry It's an experience that will repeat your body guessing from start to finish Your you will have an aneurysm Thank you so much Watching me Let him cook the people said That's what they said to jesus when he was on the cross or whatever and uh and the people said yo, let him cook Right if you want up to the sky