 I'm going to play it. Radio it's June 26th big top 300 day of the year. We got we had to do Yankees pre game show earlier. So we're coming a little later than normal. We had tenderness by generic general public. Playing here on John Hughes. We I don't know. That song the most corniest 80 song ever. But I don't know what what film it's in. What was it called something? Just tenderness. Nice. It's so corny. Oh, it's from 16 candles and weird science. So he just used it in a lot of songs. Double down on it like that. It's in clueless. I probably know it. The music video is the corniest thing in the world. So it's got that going for it. All about that. You're you're a big fan of corny music video. Big 80s corny guy. You like Bruce Spring you like Stevie Van Zandt. Billy Joel's got some great corny music videos. Oh yes. Billy Joel has some baby now. How are you doing it Jake? Doing all right. I I'm doing all right. Got a cup of Joe we got an early Yankees game coming up. Had a had my had my nice JJR moment of the morning to share with everyone. There's like there's like a 16 year old kid that lives on my floor with his parents. And he's you know he's he's cool. He's 16 he's cooler than me. And I don't know like every time I see him I try to say something cool. And I officially just fell over the ledge of just old loser just like fully. He was wearing an N64 hoodie. And I was just like N64 nice man. And he's like yep. I was like so then I froze up because I was like I went a lot worse than I expected. Yeah why even try. And then I was like that's before your time brother. And he's like yeah a little bit. And that was it. And I was like damn like I think there's certain there's certain points of getting old that hit people differently. And that one was tough for me. It was I mean it was there is no debate. It was a terrible exchange. I remember being the 16 year old and the 30 year old guy trying to have that conversation and me being like do not talk to me dude. To be fair were you wearing the backwards hat in the hoodie. Yeah you don't look 30. Right but I like live in the building like I have a dog. Yeah he you know it's known that I'm I'm north of 18 and he's not. Yeah I wouldn't even attempt. But but you're a much bigger like talk to stranger guy than me. Well I am not strangers when the walls been cracked like I've seen this kid a lot now I've lived in this building for over a year and a half. And like they have dogs so we're like friendly but I just got nothing when I see him. And it's it's almost more awkward because when it's an adult in the elevator with you you give each other like the casual if you're on saying hi terms you say hi if you don't. The kids it's more awkward I'm going to say hi but then it's there I'm going to I was just going to blame him I saw so that's that's where my mornings at. I'm just just I would just be a head nod. And I'm on my way. Right. Yeah. But yeah and 64 that's a little ahead of your before your time brother. Yeah. Basically as bad as it gets. That kid's never gonna wear that sweatshirt again. Said it's already on fire. Yeah he like mom I can't wear this anymore. Yeah. Oh you ruined that sweatshirt for that kid. That's tough. So how's your how's your morning going. Fine fine slept in a little bit we did the pregame show. Doing this now we're good. I set up Don Mattingly burn Rojas on the Marlins got ejected. It's really funny. So he runs out with Mattingly and Mattingly has him by the collar like to keep him under restraints and like in case he makes sure doesn't say anything stupid. But Mattingly lets him say his piece almost like tell him what we practiced. And Rojas yells at him and he says you have like I don't know the exact thing yet I haven't looked at it but it's something along the lines of like a pep talk like. Do you have the responsibility to be respectful to me to them and to everyone here and then he walks away. It wasn't like a fuck you that's fucking ridiculous. That's horseshit. It was like parent mode on them. Yeah. Not Madeline Rojas and then Madeline right. That's bullshit. Madeline I think Madeline is like list all the pitches that were missed. And at one point he goes 100% you missed the Anderson curve in the first and he almost like oh 100% and Madeline is like yeah 100% I think that's what it is. But I'm excited to dig into that one to see what they actually say. Nice. Yesterday my score yesterday pretty decent day got a lot of work done made my Texas Dallas radio station debut. Yeah. The ticket. They have a name for their listeners over there. It's called P1. P1. I think for people that only listen to the ticket and don't listen to anything else they're P1. Should we get a name for our people? Priority number one what's that stand for? I don't know man it's weird but like I got a lot of tweets like welcome to P1 or as a P1. You were pretty hard on Evan and Co for a while. Yeah I liked Evan and Co for JJR. I still do that. Okay. I still like it. I don't know what P1 is but they're very nice. That dude Bob Firm is really nice. Good. Like there's a Wikipedia just for the ticket. The radio show. A P1 is a serious listener of the ticket. It is the thought. It is thought the name P1 comes from the tickets presence on the number one preset of listeners radios. Oh that makes sense. Pretty good. My P1 is probably the fan. So sorry. If you think I've ever preset a radio station you're out of your mind. Life gives you all these options to make your life easier and you're like nah. No chance. Nah. You've never preset a radio station even back in the day. No man. That's weird. I know where it is. Just get there. 93-7 alright. Good to speak. Well I live life when you can. It was funny when your sister said that she does the same thing on her phone. Oh yeah. I think we forgot to update the JJRs on that. Jimmy came at me hard for being a weirdo that if someone changes. You kind of understood. I wasn't like being mean. You crossed the slight line. You went a little further than I expected. I think some people do this. Not a lot of people. But when someone gets a new number and said you just changed their name a little differently you add a new contact in your phone. And Jimmy was mad about that. And then my sister who's actually like a smart good person. She does the same thing. She sent an LOL. I do that exact same thing. She has three numbers for me in her phone. Like Jake post Cancun. Like Dallas Jake and something else. Yeah. I wasn't mad at you. I'm more perplexed. You got a little heated. The only thing I think I was strung on is you were saying you're too lazy when you're doing far more work than the normal way. I didn't disagree with you there. One button versus a tons of buttons. Same with the radio. Same with the radio. Same with the radio. It's easier for me, Jim. That's what you're missing. That's the dot you're missing. Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. Life tries to help you and you're like, no, thank you life. Life helps everyone else except me. Poor George over here. Poor George. Jake, I'm giving myself a 6-3 yesterday. I also went into the ocean. So that's a nice day. Yankees won. That's a nice day. Yeah. I had terrible Tuesdayitis yesterday, like dark, dark stuff for a while. It ended up clearing up towards the end of the day a little bit because of the Tuesdays winding down. Yankees win. I didn't really get to work out because I was busy doing stuff. So 4-9. It got dark for a while. It was dark for a while. You're having a rough week. You haven't cracked six yet. Dark for a while. I'm having a good day so far today, knock on wood. It's a weird noise. I don't know if that was Zimmer or Luke. That was the wood. Someone did like a weird noise over here. Zimmer knocked on the wood for me. Zim. Zimmy, Zim, Zim. I was going to bring up the drop. Everyone enjoy your bad day when you're talking about Tuesday, but we've passed it. You got a 4-9. Hopefully we have a good day out of you today. You know what, dude? It feels so much later in the week. This whole week yesterday, I was blown away. It was Tuesday. Yeah. And today feels like Friday. Then Sunday, Sunday started as like a, all right, Yankees record day. Now Sunday is the full blown, full blown hard work day. So that moves everything up. And just the London series is kind of weird. We haven't fully talked about that. And I was like, I was like telling Jess, I was like, maybe you should like take a half day Friday because we could like hang out or something. So I don't know. Yeah. I'm making plans, disc golf, day with Katie. Cause yeah, I think that's it. Thursday and Friday are like off days for Yankees. Yeah. So that feels like a weekend. So maybe today. It's like weird off days. Cause we're still going to do this in the morning. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, let's get into the sports. Let's get into the sports. Jimmy John's freaky fast Jim. I mean, it is the lead Bob Lee retires after 40 years at ESPN legends live on forever. NBA, Jim, your rockets are eyeing a sign and trade for Jimmy Butler. Your other guy talk about a potential volatile situation. But that would be kind of fun. NBA rumors picking up, picking up five days away. Vanderbilt V you go doors anchor the front door. I ain't. Oh, no. They won. Jim. Yeah. Our rocker, our guy, tearing it up pitches pitches with some good college world series intensity, which means we get our do or die do or die game tonight, Jim, which you promised the people was going to be a big part of your night tonight. Little college hoop snuck in Jim. Oklahoma State hired the brother of the number two high school recruit in the country. Interesting, interesting. And then around the horn, Jim Machado returns to Baltimore. It's a yabber yank set MLB record with 28 straight games with a home run. Tim Anderson, your guy exit with an ankle sprain and finally break dancing provisionally confirmed for the 2024 Olympics. Update one. I had the wrong chat popped out. I thought no one was in the chat today. I was like, that's weird, but now I have the correct chat popped out. People are in the chat. So hi to everyone in the chat. Sorry. It was not. I was not looking at you guys. Now I am break dancing in the Olympics. Why not? Olympics is a weird place anyway. I was about to be like, oh, that's so weird. And then it's like fucking floor routine and gymnastics is the same skill, talent, showmanship, like it's the same kind of deal. So competing, competing at events. Yeah. Yeah. Like Olympics is more like weird shit. The best. I'm not knocking the Olympics. I enjoy them. Dude, the skiing and then shooting with a gun thing. Mm hmm. It's a good event. What's a good event to get like into because how many, I mean, the percentage of people that do it versus the percentage of people that are Olympians in America. Like you got fucking skyrocket. Yeah. I think it. It sucks. I wish more people. I wish more people had like, you know how a lot of people turn their late twenties and they're like, I'm going to run a marathon. I want to check. I want to check that box off my life list. So when I'm an old person, I can say I ran a marathon. I wish more people seeked out the odd Olympic events and made a little more competitive. Like, I mean, if you mean a couple buddies like we're like, hey, for the next decade, our hobby is curling. Like, I think we're, I think we're at the Olympics. You know, dude, I think the, I think the American curling team that won, that's like what happened. Exactly. And that's, I just want more of that. Yeah. Well, Jamaican bobsled team. Bingo. Bingo. All right. So Bob. Is it Lay or Lee? It's Lee, right? Bob Lee. I don't know anything about Bob Lee. I don't know who he is. He's older gentlemen with brown hair. It's just kind of funny. He was one of like the OGs at sports center. And he was always like silly and jovial, but like, I, he's a classic, he, well, A, he got in at the right time because he was there at the start. But like when the personalities really leaked from ESPN, I mean your, your Chris Berman's and Stu Scott's and SVP's. Bob Lee is a little more low key. And then they kind of moved him to like the kind of the calmer stories, like the, the outside the lines and like, I'm Bob Lee and we're going to talk about drug testing. And you're like, all right, Bob, like, I don't know. Stu Scott's yelling boo. Yeah. And you're just kind of putting me to sleep. But I, I, one of my favorite stories ever, which I, I brought up in one of our group chats today was we. We went to high school in Connecticut. You did for part of your high school experience and ESPN's in Connecticut. So we had a couple of the ESPN reporters come in one day, including Linda Cohn and our friend, Nick Proch, AKA the mailman from grown losers. Linda Cohn gives this whole speech, you know, follow, follow your dreams, work hard, what it's actually like and blah, blah, blah. She opens up the floor to questions and Nick Proch goes, Hey, is it boring working with Bob Lee? Which is just like such a silly rude high school question. And I think she laughed it off and was like, no, Bob's a great guy. You guys like him. But she was also laughing. She was like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But she was also laughing because she understood like if you were a high school kid at the time that enjoys like sports center and like exciting highlights like Bob Lee wasn't your dude, but that that moment is frozen in time for me. Yeah. So I just Google them. He was the who I was picturing. I didn't consume sports center as much as your average youth. I don't think. Right. Like I would watch top 10 plays and that's all. Like if you were home sick as a as a high school or middle school or you were watching like sports center probably all day. There wasn't an alternative option. Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't I was watching like will a fortune. I was a game show kid. We would do jeopardy. So nighttime became difficult because like when PTI in those came out and that's when like it was news time too. So mom wanted to watch the news. So there was a little juggle there. So any morning sports center was non-negotiable. Good. Yeah. Bob Lee retiring. Cool. Yeah. Vanderbilt beat Vanderbilt beat Michigan Jake to go to the game seven, which is really game three Vanderbilt pitcher. I think I don't know how how deep he went, but he pitched pretty well. And this is good man. This kid on Vanderbilt. He got drafted by the Red Sox, but it's this lefty with early lefty looking kid. I like the way he plays. I like the way he swings, I should say. Early lefty. I just like hearing you say those words. Yeah. I don't know. The Kumar rocker kid is awesome. I was just looking up to see if he was drafted at all. I don't think he's really been drafted yet. Someone gave him the high school flyer draft pick in one of the late rounds. But yeah, he's like a dude that like will be a major leaguer in three years, which is still pretty ridiculous for baseball, but. Some people do that. For a while. I meant I that came out weird. I meant comparing it to other sports like if we saw if we saw say Juan Barclay tearing it up, you're like, oh, he's going to be playing on Sundays in a couple months. Kumar rocker. It's like, I'm fairly confident you will see him in the major leagues in about three years. Get excited. I think Steven Scott is the guy I'm talking about. But in all his pictures on the Google machine, he doesn't have the beard. Ah. He'll get one if he's with the Red Sox. He's cooler with the beard. Maybe that's why he started growing the beard. Yeah. Got drafted by the Red Sox. Time to gross yourself up. What if that was one of the teams give out like a workout binder and stuff and like a welcome to the organization binder and Red Sox page two is like, if you can grow a good one, I'd get that beard going. That's not if you can grow a bad one. Grow it. Like look at Mookie Betts. I love Mookie. He's a fun guy, but. Yeah, that's a tough. He should not be doing what he's doing with his facial hair. All conventional wisdom says don't do that. But he's got it. He's got it. So are you going to watch the game tonight? Are you excited? Yeah. I hope I didn't promise Katie like to do something because because we have to do talking Yanks and then we have to record our podcast. I have to edit it. So yeah, I think I'd just chill with it down in the background. I don't know if I'm going to be able to cover it. Maybe I'll just make a breakdown of it. But like. I envisioned myself like covering it the same way I cover a Yankee game and now I'm kind of pretty worn out. Oh, Jim, no, it's going to be good. What's that? Breakdown of the celebration on the field. Yeah, that should be good. Did you see the one I posted last night? Lindor just totally flunked the dunk with the Gatorade. Yeah, I did see that. Well, good spin move. You got to give Kipnis credit to. Good spin move, but it's easy to do. Easy spin move. Whenever I see a spin move like that. I think you're forgetting how I mean what Lindor went underhand with the bucket. If that's a full bucket, I mean, you have to get some core and you got to get it going backwards. Kipnis plants his foot, spins. You got out of the way. I think you were a little tough on Lindor. You're still right. But I think Kipnis made a nice move. Sports radio. Kipnis did make a nice move. Lindor can't be on bucket duty. He's too much of a little puppy dog. He's too happy. He needs someone a little more grounded. Like this is my responsibility. I will do the Gatorade correctly. It's a really, that actually is the better called there. You need a big guy anchor in the bucket. Because it turns into like, know how you see a 12 ounce beer in my hand and it looks like a 12 ounce beer and then you see it in Shaq's hand and it looks like a mini beer. The big, being big with the water jug is a huge factor. And Lindor is so fun and like having a good time and active that he can do other parts of the celebration. So I do think you're right there that Cleveland, you need the backup catcher or like a big pitcher who has fun on that duty. Andrew Miller. I just pictured if Lindor, because Lindor was trying to Gatorade bathroom or shower him like on his way home before he touched home plate, be hilarious if he got him like perfectly. And Kipnis just like stopped in his runners like this sucks man. That's also true. I guess that's if you're the bucket person to avoid any spin move or eluding it, they have to touch home plate. So you kind of got to line that up. Yeah. I heard in the Red Sox walk-off from two days ago that Vasquez did really well with the Gator. Someone was like, you got to do the Red Sox walk-off celebration. You're going to love the Gatorade shower. I was like, if this is what people start sending me, that's pretty fun. This is my life. It's great all breakdown. All the Gatorades. Something else I wanted to say about that, but I forget. So that's where we're at. I forgot everything I wanted to say right there. Vanderbilt should be some good breakdowns. What's that? What was that? I was doing a, I think that was my brain going to an old Frank Calliendo sketch where he was doing John Madden and forgot where he was. And he goes, I forgot what I was just saying. Boom. So that's how my brain works. Did you see Gabe Kapler's objection? I didn't watch the full video. I saw it start going and I saw the veins in his neck. And then I saw the one that you put below it was just him. What did he say? He goes, oh. He's like, he like collects everything that's going on and takes it and he just goes like, he's completely blank for a couple seconds. He goes, oh. Yeah. That's really good. That was good. That is atrocious. And then, you know, approach we just talked about texted me and he was like, yo, that was really funny. Because at one point Kapler, he's coming off so naive. One point Kapler, he like remembers like this is Joe West and like he's going to be the manager that really like gives it to Joe West straight up, you know, like he's going to be the one that changes the Joe West tide. And he goes, Jake, he says, you know what Joe, that's just irresponsible. Joe West like, I don't give a fuck. I've been umpiring for 40 years before you became a manager and I'll probably umpire 10 years after you're done being a manager. Like what you say to me means nothing. But game Kapler, man, he's coming in super naive. I like that he's trying to get his teammates back. But the first ejection, he wanted the umpires to change their call. So that it then would become a reviewable play and he could have replay. Right. And the call was wrong. But like, come on, like they're not Gabe, they're not going to do that. Welcome to baseball. And then the second time he wants Joe West to be a reasonable man. Like, Gabe, have you been watching baseball for a year? It takes one year of watching baseball to know those two things don't don't happen. Yeah, we need to figure out a term, Jim, and maybe you have it because you're more of a wordsmith than me. But we've talked about this on Yankee and when Jonathan Holder was just getting rocked in a close game. When the Yankees were still putting Jonathan Holder in close games, we're like, this isn't on Jonathan Holder anymore. We know the result. This is on the managers. This is on the Yankees for putting him in this situation. That's exactly what you said with Joe West. Like, Gabe Kapler, the book has been written on country Joe West. Yes, he's doing bad things. But you have to know this by now. It's on you for even attempting. And I'm fine if Gabe gets mad at him and uses a tone like, Joe, you fucking suck. But to be like, you know what, Joe? That's just irresponsible. What's Gabe grow up? If you're not a huge baseball fan, country Joe West, he's an all-time ump, all-time double chin. I mean, it's true. Have you seen it? I mean, it's real. It's all-time. I think it's all-time. It's close to Hall of Fame. His double chin is so big that his face mask looks like it's only sitting on the top half of his face because the bottom half is just all double chin. I mean, I'm just saying. And he likes to control the game and he likes the attention and he's one of those guys. Jim, what do you think would be the meanest thing that if a manager was pissed at Joe West and they get tossed? What's the meanest thing they could say to Joe West to get under his skin? I heard your album. It's fucking dog shit. Oh, okay. I was thinking something like, wow, after all these years, Joe, still nobody in this building is here to see you. Nobody thinks people like seeing him. No, he doesn't. He knows people don't like seeing him. So he makes them see him. See, I don't know. I think we're crossing some tricky, tricky wires there. I don't think so. I think every day of the past for the past 30 years, nobody has noticed him. I think that would partially cripple him. It's a lie. He'd be like, yes, they do. I'm the most well-known umpire in MLB. That wouldn't even affect him. He probably hears that once a day. Joe, no one came to see you. I guarantee you he hears that three times a game. Yeah, I don't think so. I think that's auto ejection from Joe West. I think every fan yells that to him every game. Auto ejection. I think you insult his country music album that he put a lot of time and effort and money into it. Like, then you're hurting his feelings. See, he's got you there. He goes, yeah, that's why I'm an umpire, not a country star. And then you're done. You're out of the game. Want to hear his most popular song? It's called $2,000 Navajo Run. No. Love your back. You went away. You're drinking. That can't be Joe West. $5. I don't know if that's someone else like that. Wow, Jimmy likes it. Jimmy loves Joe West. Yeah, I don't think that's the Joe West we know. The talking stuff. But the A's once trolled him by playing only songs from his album as their walk up music. Which is really funny. No, there's like a million Joe West on Spotify. Like that was Joe West and the something and this is Joe West in the Santa Fe review. I don't know which Joe West is him. That didn't sound like him. Because you liked it. Yeah, I was fine with that. I like country music. Yeah. But that wasn't actually him. Well. Maybe his album's not on Spotify. Maybe that's the meanest thing you can say. Tried to listen to your album on Spotify, Joe. It's not there. What's, what gives? Okay. You're getting there. What else do we have in sports? Machado returned to Baltimore. He got a bunch of claps. Yeah. I guess they've seen, they've seen the product on the field this year. You might as well say, hey, we liked, we liked watching you over these guys. It was better when you were here. Yeah. Wow. Joe West song. He's got a song called We Don't Smoke Marijuana. And then he's got another song called Mama Don't Allow No Music. So it's just like this dude. It's just all about authority and what people can tell other people to do or say. Which is like the umpire life. You think? Umpire? Here you go. There he is. Ripping it. I didn't really hear it that well. Me neither. It's live. Oops. He might look better outside of his umpire. Yeah. Bobby's Bobby's in the chat right now. I know. Simple man radio. He goes, hey, can you guys go through all the all stars again? That's tough. That was fucking bullshit. It's tough, Sag. Make me mad segment. Yeah. We got like what? We were just in. We just gave up. Yeah. We got to first base and you were you were digging through who's having a better season between Peter Lonzo, Josh Bell, Anthony Rizzo. Um, and then it was talking about popularity and you were just getting really mad. It's kind of like. We went like catcher to first baseman and that we stopped it there because I was getting so mad. Yeah. You were like, all right, what's the next position? I was like, no way. I'm not going into that. Buzz saw. It's going down the list. Let me tell you. It was the most Tuesday segment I've ever seen. I think it's good. People need to know Tuesday. Seg. Shattered light on the stupidity of voting for all stars. Yeah, we landed somewhere. We landed somewhere. We can. We got about six of the possible 50 all stars named. Yeah. Yeah. The others didn't deserve it. If you wanted to hear the potential catchers in first game, you got it. You got it. Do you want to give them the rest? I won't say anything. No. No. As a promise, I can't. Well, we'll announce the actual starting all stars when it's announced. How about that? You know what? That's a much better plan because then. Right now, I'm getting angry about nothing. Right. Because like we said, Alonzo can still be a reserve. Yes. And Rizzo will probably still bet wrong. But whatever, that means Josh Bell best. We'll see how it goes. Should be Josh Bell and Peter Alonzo. Just let everyone know. Boom. Boom. Roasted. Tim Anderson, my best friend exited with an ankle sprain. He got carted off. People were saying this was bad. Yeah. I saw our buddy Sheedy tweeted something that was like, he had like a powerful, got worked up Irish rant. He was like, it started with the period and then tagged him. Anderson. So he wanted Tim in the world to see it. He's like, I just want everyone to know that Tim Anderson is great for this game of baseball. He's joy to watch, blah, blah. And then later that game he got hurt and he was like, oh no. Oh my God. Our buddy Sheedy. Yeah. Sheedy's been doing some good late night tweeting. He's kind of a late night guy. I don't know if he listens to this. But been cracked. I got it. So 14 hours ago. Dot at Tim Anderson seven is one of the best things to happen in baseball in a long time. Plays hard, has fun, doesn't give a fuck. So sad to see him carried off. I mean, I agree with everything. I agree with everything you say. He was flowing. He was feeling it. Yeah. Yo, Jake. So I started this request list like a Google form where people can request breakdowns. Sure. Guess how many are on there right now? 54. 56. It was like a such a good idea. And then it happened. And I'm like, oh my God. I can't make 50. This is just from the last two days. I know it. I could have told you this would have exactly. You can't make 56 breakdowns. But I want to. There's no way. No. That's what like literally, Jimmy, think about it this way. How many followers do you have on Twitter now? 50,000. And there's fans of every team. 50,000. Point two. You've made a breakdown of every different thing, whether it's a home run, whether it's an error, whether it's a fight and every team has three of those happen at night. I mean, crunch the math there. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I'm trying to get in touch with them. But like, I called them. They're like, you're going to be on hold for an hour. Yeah. I was like, well, then go fuck yourself. I guess you're never. That's probably their strategy. Hold for an hour. What do you think I am? Yeah. It's essentially a prank. You got to get like, maybe my grandma's not my neighbor anymore, Jake. Right. But that would have been prime. Like, okay, go give the phone to my grandma. Yeah. Or like, grandma, can I use your phone because she doesn't use her phone? Right. That's what I would need to do. Use my, I need to have a second phone just for YouTube hold. Yeah. But then, okay. So your grandma's on the phone while you're working next door. And then she's been. No, I just grab her phone call, put it on hold. Then I can still text tweet from my. Oh, got you. Got you. So I need a second phone for calling YouTube. Right. Just this once. Just throw it on speaker and get off that screen, baby. No, because then you got to listen to the music and shit. Yeah. You got to turn the music down. And then YouTube's like, you can change this channel by hitting these buttons. Like nothing you're offering is going to be good. Yeah. Don't care. Can you play the podcast I listen to? Just the podcast, please. That's a future business idea. Oh, Jimmy, that's genius. Like, you know when we were whatever you want while you wait. Yeah. I mean, it gets away because the companies do that because they normally want to like inform you like, check, check out our new website. But I would love a company so and companies customer service is so expensive. That's why YouTube has an hour wait because they don't want you calling. That's bullshit. Sorry, Doug. I have like three questions. And you can't Google them. I Google me like a million different answers. I want I want to get a verified YouTube account. Yeah. I read into it and like we have the numbers. Do you know how impressive our YouTube numbers are? I know this sounds stupid because we're on YouTube and people. I was like going to other channels that have like eight hundred thousand. Okay. So my brother in law works for GoPro. Right. GoPro has seven million subscribers. Right. We have one hundred and twenty right now. We average the same amount of views per day as YouTube. Yeah. There's seven million to our one hundred twenty. Because to get to seven million they probably said like, hey, we'll give away a hundred GoPro's to everyone that signs up. And their YouTube was built up for years. So yeah, it seems like half time. Seems like half time he says less than the more Joe West there's the whistle. Now it's half time. Did you see the Ginzo from Backyard Baseball that I look like? That little that little kid with a small head. He's actually the opposite. Right. Yeah. But he's got a tiny body big head. He's got the oversized things on his head. But his body is a lot smaller than his head where I'm reverse. You have small head with oversized things on your small head. He has big head with oversized things on his big head. I hate to drop a times were better. But like if Backyard Baseball came out with a new game, which I was never big back here at baseball. I kind of surprising. But I don't know what it is. It's like a computer game that was like this solid computer game. But like it wasn't that realistic. It was more like silly fun than baseball. Like real baseball games. But dude, he was like the sideline reporter guy. Hello. And they called him Vinny the Gooch. Good thing. Like, I don't think you could do that anymore. Why don't we start calling you Jakey the Gooch? Jakey the Gooch. Why don't we just call you Gooch man for short. Flying Salami. Flying Salami is a really good name. Why hasn't that stuck yet? Not a lot of flying for me. Yeah. But back in the day, you were pretty fast outfielder. A lot of Salami. The flying Salami. We'll get some clips. Maybe we'll get some volleyball, spike ball clips. Yeah. You like those Wiffle ball clips I posted yesterday? Yeah. Those are good. You and Nestor dropping down. That's how I get people out. That's how I got you to fly out to center. No. No. That was a hit. Tough break about your numbers versus me, huh? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. That wasn't a hit, was it? Yeah. It was a buzzer ball. You had to get it up. Yeah. Yeah. I was a 가지 encantate down to the 50s, имt's. All of these… Im Chopin. All That wasn't it though. That's those are my stats versus you. Oh, I took this video of your face From your Instagram, and I'm gonna make it into a GIF. Okay The blanks, yeah Cracked me up You look like you're malfunctioning it's art Sorry, anything else during half time? No, we have a story coming out. I'm so excited about Was Well, it's six o'clock time for the news a Street dog walked into a pharmacy and showed the pharmacist its injured paws bullshit a pensioner accused of harassing neighbors She is accused of harassing neighbors. She believed to be a witch She got expelled from court after saying Jesus kill her So she's like that lady's a witch. Jesus kill her right now. So then they arrested the other one Tricky a substitute teacher was fired for filming a porn in the classroom Jake That seems I don't know. What else are they wrong? A mom invited Was invited to visit old family friends and then the old family friends sent her a bill for eight hundred dollars for everything She used while she was there It's a good way to get money a Florida man has been caught pooping on a driveway More than five thousand turtles were seized in luggage another Trying to bring birds on a flight story. There's our third in the last two weeks This was in Malaysia and my favorite story of the day Two steps sisters are fighting for the legacy of their parents who died at the same time They have to prove which one died first all the money is up for grabs Okay, these are the real news stories and the real news for today Well, I think we'll cook through it a little quickly to get to the steps sisters there I mean, let's knock off the turtles quick because I think we actually had someone Transporting turtles and apparently transporting tiny animals is a thing because they're usually worth money Yeah, we had the finches and hair rollers were these turtles and hair rollers Let's see it looks like the picture we've got is just wow They're pretty cute little turtles. Yeah, TSA is just having a blast with the turtles too Yeah, it's tickling them. Oh, those are cute. What are they being used for are they getting cooked or something? Oh This might get really sad. Let's try it out They were the turtles were being brought on the planes by drug mules. Maybe the turtles were to throw off the scent of the drugs No, we don't have cocaine. We just have these turtles. That's where I got really sad I was like, are they stuffing turtles with meth? But no, it just looks just looks like it was a turtles and meth business trip Yeah, what are we transporting today boss? Well? All the cocaine per usual and we're gonna dabble into the turtle game this week Imagine that you dabble into the exotic turtle exchange. Yeah, and that plummets your meth cocaine business You know, we can we shouldn't have spread into turtles We can only carry so much meth, but we can also carry that much meth and 5,000 little turtles. Yeah, I Told you boss the turtles did us in They are cute though, and I guess they're supposed to be pets. So alright Two little turtles the next one turtles live Where did turtles live? How long? Well, I mean, I think you got a lot of different options. They're like the sea turtles and the sea live to like One billion years old right? Give or take Damn, I might get a turtle dude We're frog people I'm actually I like I like turtles more than frogs. Let that be known What cuz they're slower you can like touch them just dropped a you just dropped a we're frog people And then you said well actually I like turtles more than frogs. Yeah, it was a quick It was a quick okay. There's well, let's drop a nuke today Because yeah, I think it says like a regular turtle you could get is like 30 to 40 years so maybe Like maybe when I hit 40 I'll get a turtle and be like You either got me beat or we're going out together, buddy. You ever see the turtle. I saw once in Out here My hunting show look at this turtle everyone in the chat. Look at this turtle. Can you see it? Everyone's listening on the podcast app Jake will tell you what I what Some shrubbery Jimmy's walking timidly because he's scared of everything We've come to a slightly more open area in the shrubbery. We're getting lower to the ground We don't know all hold on the chat can't see this we've gone away from the camera and Okay, so he's a little guy Beautiful colors on his shell and his skin. He's got a shell. That's like a yellow kind of hieroglyphic Egyptian-looking shell and his skin has kind of a reddish tincture to it is beautiful Pretty cool turtle, huh? This is a cool turtle man. It wasn't as small as you think it was it was probably bigger than my foot. Oh Really, okay. Yeah Big terms right on the path That's my secret spot. That's the first place I ever drank a beer to be honest with you Wow It's like this clearing in the swamp and I used to be a couch there Party in party in All right, this mom was invited to visit old friends and then after her visit they just sent her bill Like yeah, and you always eight hundred dollars What for what weekend man like we fed you for the whole weekend. We gave you room and board You invited me to your house because we're friends. No. No, that was a vacation for your uos 800 euro Yeah, when you're not here we Airbnb it so we kind of It's a really good strategy I am shocked and deeply upset as it seems so callous and commercial Not the visit to friends. We had expected plus we can't really afford it Bigger problem you got got should I start doing that? Like invite I live on the beach jake. I invite people over here katie and I a come for the weekends And then they'll just Venmo across them for a thousand bucks. Here you go See you next time. That is a great business opportunity smart All right the story of the day Get a load of this jake. There's two step sisters. Okay One's dad married the other's mom. Okay, they're pretty wealthy Both those parents die At the same time. Okay, right We're not positive who died first the mom or the stepfather the mom or dad hypothermia They were very cold if the mom died first Then in the moments in between While the father was still alive she Gives all of her possessions to him And then he dies and gives them to his daughter If the dad died first Then he gives all his possessions to his wife And then she dies a minute later and then the mom's daughter gets all the possessions in the house So these step sisters are going to court. I think this is like three years of running to find out scientifically who took The last breath out of the couple and there's a whole lot of money in housing in the swing of things Wild, huh? Yes um Okay couple dynamics A if you've gotten married And you love each other And you're making a will You have to understand They're like we we're one now We are one Unless you didn't and this couple was like well, hey whoever drops first I guess your family gets everything we have and you're you're you're hey when you're dead your child gets screwed That's a good family dynamic well What what's the I mean they would have it and they're not expecting to die at the same time Right, but Exactly, exactly. So okay, so let's say let's say the husband dies first Mm-hmm. Okay. Everything goes to the step mom and then They can they the step mom could just go double birds to the other kid And apparently looking how these daughters are acting. That's what I'd expect Yeah, I think the daughters are terrible people and they didn't plan on giving them any of their money And like, okay, so let's go to what everyone's first logical thought should be Split the money Yeah, but one of them one of the objects of your parents are dead and now you're fighting in court about who died first yeah I'd love to be I'd love to see some of the lawyers arguments here Because like if you're the judge You kind of say like we're not gonna do this just come do an agreement so we're really gonna like Is it I I've I've wandered on this too many times before But how many times have I said I like when a judge kind of bends things and does They land on the right thing like the judge should just say None of you get to this until you come to me with an agreement end of story End of story if you guys want to bicker your whole goddamn lives about who should get this money Then neither of you get it if you figure it out like humans Then you can Yeah, well, so the current rule basically their tie goes to the runner rule Is that the oldest person died first if we can't figure it out the dad died first because he was 10 years older right wow Ageist much That is a tie goes to the runner, huh? Um, yeah I mean these sisters hate each other right Yeah Oh, yeah, how much is 300 000 pounds I think it's pretty it's like around 300 000 give or take Let's see So yeah, it's like 300 380 k um So I don't know guys split it in the middle Yeah, but see like if you're the other daughter, right? If you're the mom's daughter Right one laws on your side tie goes to the runner and your mom was younger. So like why would you split it? No, bitch prove your dad died first So now the other daughter hired a lawyer and a forensics team to prove it Many nightmare Yeah, what what a just society failure Yeah, I love it Be sad your folks died of hypothermia right I was gonna go or maybe I mean, can we get the judge going even more dick in being like Well, you guys actually have to donate the money to like A charity that research is um death or something Yeah, I don't know judges take some of the money for himself. I mean get hardly with it judge Yeah, sucks I guess like I'm gonna have to change my will now Ha, I don't know. I don't have a will Yeah, you don't have a will either No, wow you should get on that Yeah, I don't know who's gonna get that sweater I just gave it to blake Was that that kid in the hallway? No, Blake Pareto You're giving him that sweater Yeah, he just messaged me on instagram and said you're not worthy of wearing that and I said it's yours now I don't normally own this sweater. I'm technically borrowing this right now. Yes. So you just gave play you just gave Blake my sweater Yeah I got duped Let's go to court. I feel like the the father's daughter Sorry about it. I don't know man big rock. I gotta go to the law now and prove that that was my sweater Fuck Better the day it's the bet of the day jakey jakey very no big mistake here last night and I have now won three bets In a row which is the longest winning ties the longest winning streak on this radio show since May 24th nice man If I win today it would be four in a row and that'll be the longest winning streak since may 24th I mean no one's worried about that It just shows how bad we've been No one's worried about that and that's what we're trying to show Jim you know what I'm uh I'll test your laurels here and I'm going to test my laurels and I've actually got the classic win-win bet going Vandy Vandy Wrong wrong jim So a win-win bet is when you bet against the team you're rooting for Because if the team you're rooting for wins you could still be happy about that. I ain't betting on the blue jays So I am taking michigan to win tonight And that way of vandy wins I lose the bet but vandy wins and I'm and I like that I wish I liked Vanderbilt as much as I hate their uniforms Unis aren't bad. They're the worst uniforms. I've seen in a long long time. Yeah, it's like too many stripes It's like a prison uniform Yeah, it looks like a prison uniform from 1912 Yeah, it's gross I agree This is you're gonna be your first college baseball bet Gotta have it Yeah, wow All right Is there a lot who's favored? I don't know anything about this. I think vandy's favored. It's going to essentially be a pickum um, michigan will pay probably a little better than vandy But um, I I'm going I'm going michigan. All right for the sake of the story jakey jakey about to make a big Mistakey I am disagreeing jake because that that burly dude I talked about him. So yeah, you you guy Steven scott I only got like one more game where I'm allowed to root for him before he becomes a red sock Sock He looks like he could be prone to um, fatness Okay So I'm worried for him that He goes to the red socks pablo sand of allville, you know gets gross and ugly We already he's already started growing the the gnarly beard, which is actually pretty well count right now So the red socks may gross him up pretty quick. So it's my last day to root for him before I can't anymore I like that. Yeah. Yeah. All right. That ends the show. Oh, what was the song we played today some corny 80s song? Yeah Unless I can find a real version of uh Joe last music Looks like looks like I can't so bad go to this song then See you guys. We'll see tomorrow feels like friday. It's not two more days of this John use day. See ya