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And I don't like telephone calls that interfere with it. That's why I have two telephones, one a public phone that I can ignore and the other a private phone, which I better answer if I know what's good for me and I do. What did you say, darling? I said good morning, dear. How are you, darling, busy? Yes and no, mostly no. Why? Somebody has stolen Mrs. Tenredick Pearls and I want you to find them. Uh, possibly you think you have the police department on the line. This is the residence of Walter Gage. Walter Gage speaking. If you aren't out here in less than half an hour, you'll receive a small parcel by registered mail containing a diamond engagement ring. I'll tell Mr. Gage when he comes in. No, I went naturally. I even hurried. Ellen's voice has that effect on me. I think it's the way she says... Walter, darling. Yes, Ellen. Mrs. Tenredick Pearls' necklace has been stolen. So you said on the telephone my blood pressure remains normal? It's a string of 49 matched pink pearls that Mr. Tenredick gave his wife on their golden wedding anniversary. Only 49 pearls for 50 years of marriage? I wonder which was the bad year. Oh, shut up, darling. Yes, dear. The worst part of it is the pearls are false. False? Evidently they're all bad years. Don't be silly, Walter. The pearls were real enough when Mr. Tenredick gave them to her. The fact is she sold them and had copies made. Those copies have been stolen. You've got to get them back, Walter. What does it matter if they're false? Well, she's terrified that the faithful blackmailer when he finds out they're only mis-imitation. If Mr. Tenredick ever hears that she sold the rich... I begin to see what might be described as daylight. But where do I start looking for these baubles from which your elderly employer is so low to be separated? Because I know who stole them. So far we had here a few months, Walter. A horrid big bruiser named Henry Eichelberger. He left suddenly the day before yesterday for no reason at all, without a word. I'm sure he stole the pearls. How big did you say he is? About six feet. How long that takes? Three. Uh, three? Six foot three? Three. I'm sure he didn't take them, dear. Couldn't have. He tried to kiss me once, Walter. Oh, he did. Tried to kiss you, huh? Where is this big slab of meat, darling? Here's the address he gave me when he first came here to work. Sounds like an unpleasant neighborhood. Not half as unpleasant as it'll be for Eichelberger when I arrive. Tried to kiss you, did he? The pearls are the important thing, Walter. And be careful. He's six foot three, you remember? Uh, I find it difficult to forget. Eichelberger is a man. Eichelberger's address proved to be a seedy-looking hotel upstairs over a Chinese laundry. At the head of the stairs was the doormark manager. I rang the bell. Pull up, bud. Roll. I'm not inquiring for a room. I'm looking for one Henry Eichelberger, whom I'm informed lives here. If he does, he ain't registered. That is, of course you know, is contrary to the law. A wise guy, hey. Down the hall, Jack, to waiting. Have the kindness to show me the way. Huh. What do you know? I don't know that. Okay, your lordship. Pick up your feet, hey. This is it. He's out. Have the goodness to unlock the door. I wish to go in and wait for this Eichelberger. In a pig's police. Who do you think you are, Jake Boy? I wouldn't call me names if I were you. You wouldn't, hey. Well, that just shows the difference between you and me, because I would. You want to make something out of it, hey? Yes. What? Hey, that wasn't fair. You got 20 years on me, hey. Well, open the door, hey. I have no time to argue with you. A buck. Two bucks, and I won't even tell Eichelberger when he comes in, hey. That is a deal. Brother, you can, hey. I'll pay that for you, hey. Thanks, hey. Here's your money. If you hear any noises later on, ignore them. If there's any damage, it'll be paid for generously. I hope you know what you're doing, hey. I searched all the likely places where you might have hidden the necklace, and then I searched all the unlikely places. No necklace. Then I hurried approaching footsteps. How did you get in here, sonny? The explanation of that can wait. I'm looking for one Henry Eichelberger. Are you he? Get you a real comedian. Wait till I loosen my belt before you make me laugh. My name's Gage. Walter Gage. Are you Eichelberger? Give me a nickel, and I'll tell you. I'm the fiance of Miss Ellen McIntosh. I'm informed that you tried to kiss her. What do you mean, tried? I hit him rather severely on the left eye. Then the right. Then I gave him a crushing uppercut to the jaw. He looked at me with an air of patient resignation, and then hit me. I bent over and took hold of the room with both hands and spun it. When I had it nicely spinning, I gave it a full swing and hit myself on the back of the head with the floor. I believe I lost consciousness at about this point. At any rate, I was no longer aware of the time of day. For Suspense, Roma Wines are bringing you as stars Mr. Alan Jocelyn and Mr. William Bendix, whom you are hearing in pearls of a nuisance by Raymond Chandler, which is Roma Wines' presentation tonight of Suspense. Between the acts of Suspense, this is Truman Bradley for Roma Wines. We quote now a brief word from the famous hostess, Elsa Maxwell. The delicious flavor of tender, broiled chicken, the succulence of spring lamb garnished with mint leaves, deserves the matchless flavor complement of Roma California sauce herms. This delicate wine, pale gold in color, delightful in bouquet, is a delicious flavor mate with fish or foul. Yes, just as the musical conductor presents the tones of different instruments, so the knowing hostess can combine the flavors of food with wine. 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The face of one Henry Eichelberger was close to mine and bore a certain appearance of tender solicitude. You'd be all right, but I thought maybe you was killed, Jack. You got a stomach as weak as Chinese tea. What happened, as if I didn't know? You tripped on an itty-bitty tear in a carpet. Do you like getting up? Here, give me a hand. Thank you, Henry. May I call you, Henry? No tax on it. You look okay. Why don't you tell me you were sick? Eichelberger, you swine, that doesn't. Cut it out. You'll musk my hair. I wish you'd fall down when I hit you, Henry. Just once, it would do wonders for my morale. Ah, you know, you and me could get along, Jack. I never kiss your girl even if I ain't saying I wouldn't like to. Is that all it's eating on you? Well, no, there's another matter. Sit down and tell me the score. Only, uh, no more haymakers. They give me a headache. Promise? I promise. Tell me, why did you leave the employ of Mrs. Penredoc? You tell me. Am I what you might call a good looker? Well, Henry... Don't sulk me. No, then. I wouldn't call you handsome, exactly. But unquestionably, you ate your spinach as a child. That's a consolation. Get you a real comedian. Wait till I loosen my belt. Look, suppose you fell for a doll with stock in her hair. A guy like me that looks like a taxi going on a street with both doors open. Then suppose you get a job where you see this doll all the time, and every day, what would you do, Jack? Me? I just quit the job. Ellen? Yeah? Henry, I'd like to shake your hand. Go ahead. Uh, now there's one more thing. One rather insignificant detail. I'm empowered to arrange for the return of Mrs. Penredoc's pearls. $50 reward and no embarrassing questions. You got nerve, Jack. So you think I stole some marbles and am sitting around here waiting for a flock of dicks to swarm me? The police have not been told, Henry, and you may not be aware, but the pearls are false. False? They're mean they're false? Exact. You think I'd bother myself to hook some phonies? You mean you didn't steal the necklace, Henry? Now look, they were ringers, I wouldn't be bothered. And if they were real, I wouldn't be holed up in no cheap flop in L.A., waiting for a couple of carlos or johns to put their sneeze on me, would I? That's exactly what I thought, Henry. Well, as long as you didn't steal them, how'd you like the job of helping me recover them? Are you kidding? No, Henry, it's obvious that if you didn't snatch these marbles, I believe that's the expression. If someone else did, then you can help me find him. How about it? Why not? Why not indeed. Well, you've got any ideas of where to start? Yes, I have. I feel that we must, as they say, tap the grapevine when a string of pearls is stolen, all the underworld must be seething. Maybe you've got right, but this underworld that's doing all this season ain't going to see as much over a string of glass beads as my punchy. I am thinking, Henry, that the underworld probably has a sense of humor, and the thief who went to the trouble of stealing some worthless crinkets would be the buff of considerable cost-gest. Oh, there's the necklace of an idea, Nat. I would say something like that could get around the pool rooms and start a little wholesome chuckling, all right? Yes, all we need to do is to locate a reliable crook. Oh, there's a key named Lou Scantigi that runs the Blue Lagoon downtown. Might be interested in some marbles, but he don't like being asked questions. He sounds dangerous. Yeah, we'll turn him inside out and take a look at his livers. Very well, let us go and beard this Scantigi character in his malodorous den. Yeah, let us go and leave us do what you said. Mr. Scantigi's Blue Lagoon wasn't difficult to find. It was a rather soiled establishment, bathed in an unpleasant blue light. Henry and I went to a small dim dining room to a door marked private. You scantigi? Ah, who wants it to know? Me and my friend here want to talk to you. Oh, I talk, I'm listening. About some pearls, 49. Is that right, Walter? Quite right. A pearl necklace that somebody hoisted. Oh, I'm going to get out before I have you thrown out. Yo, Joe, what? I'll do nothing. That's better, Joe, please. What about them pearls? I don't think I heard about it. That's right, I remember. Maybe if I pulled off one of your ears, it might help. Henry, you seem to be doing all the work. Do you think that's quite fair? Well, okay, you work them over. These fat guys brew something lovely. Ha, ha, ha, take it easy. I ain't heard nothing. You, uh, guy's insurance a man, huh? No, you're cooking with helium, dough face. What insurance company do you boys work for? Give them our card, Walter. No, this is my personal card. I have my phone number on. Ha, ha, ha. Okay, okay, you may be surprised. You may get a call. What do you think, Walter? You think this muzzle is leveling with us? I daresay he wouldn't be above telling us none truth. It gets you a real comedian. Wait till I loosen my belt. You've given us a straight good, Scandisi. Great goods, absolute. We'll cooperate. I bet you got a call. Okay, so long, Scandisi. And keep your schnazle clean if you don't want to be looking for it under your desk. Hey, and that goes for your cat, too, Scandisi. Hey. Well? What now? I think we've done inadequate days work, Henry. The procedure would seem to be for me to go home and wait for the telephone to ring, bearing glad tidings from the underworld. What about me? I would suggest if you wend your way homeward also. Here's my private number. Call me in the morning. Okay, see you tomorrow. I went home and waited for the phone to ring. I must have fallen asleep after a while. It's quite dark when the call came through. Well, here goes. Oh. Walter Gage speaking. Acme Insurance Company. When did you become an insurance company? Oh, oh, it's you, Ellen. Why didn't you call on the private phone? I didn't have the number handy. You haven't found the pearls yet. How'd you know? We just got a telephone call. From whom? He wouldn't say. All he said was he heard from somebody named San, something. Scandisi? And that's it. That we were looking for the pearls. Has he found out the pearls are false? No. And I didn't tell him. All right, don't worry. We have no idea how to get them back. We? Who's we? Henry and me. Henry? Henry who? I go Berger up. I hired him to help me find the pearls. Are you out of your mind? Didn't Henry take the pearls? Of course not. He only left because he was in love with you. Oh, Walter, that big brood. How could you say such a thing? Ellen, I thought you'd be flattered. Flattered? I never want to speak to you again, Walter Gage. Goodbye. Ellen. Oh. Lemon, I sometimes want to talk to you. Hello, honey. I'm so glad you called back. Listen, darling. Who you call him, honey, sweetheart? Uh, who's this? Never mind. Your name, Gage? Yes. A guy named Scandese. He says you're looking for some oyster fruit. A trail named Macintosh says you're the guy to talk to. Possibly. Well, I got 49 of them, pal. Pink one. Five grand is a price. Well, that's absurd. Those pearls happen to be false. Quit your kidding. You heard me. Five Gs. I'll give you a tomorrow afternoon to scrape it together. Then I'll call you and let you know where to meet me. Hello? Ellen, this is Walter. I told you I never wanted to speak to you again. All right. I won't speak to you. Just tell me the name of the man who sold Mrs. Penrodic's pearls for her. Galamor. Roger Galamor. He has a jewelry company downtown. Thank you. Walter. How do you like it, darling? I was beginning to see the light the next morning. I went to see this, Mr. Galamor. He was a tall, pink man of a body. He was a tall, pink man of a body. He was a tall, pink man of a body. He was a tall, pink man of a body. He was a tall, pink man of about 70. And he listened to my narrative of events with considerable interest. Five thousand seems like a good deal for a string of false pearls. Yes, indeed. And you know what I think, Mr. Galamor? What, Mr. Gage? I believe that the pearls are in fact real. You're a very old friend of Mrs. Penrodic. Perhaps even a childhood sweetheart. When she gave you the pearls to sell, you didn't sell them, Mr. Galamor. Instead, you gave her $20,000 of your own money and returned the pearls to her, pretending they were imitations of the original necklace. Son, you think a lot smarter than you talk. I try very hard, Mr. Galamor. And I'm correct. Embarrassingly so, Mr. Gage. Pearls are real. Now, what would you like me to do? Give me $5,000 with which to get them back. Mr. Galamor felt much better after he'd had a glass of water. Some hours later, I managed to convince him that I knew approximately what I was doing. He gave me a check for $5,000. This check, Henry. You mean he gave it to you? $5,000 fish, just like that? You have said it. Well, I'll be a Mickey Finn at a woman's club lunch. Kid, you got something with that day he changed every year. Thank you, Henry. At any rate, all that remains now is for the phone to ring. Uh-huh. You can say that again. Very well. Uh-huh. Hello? Gage. Yes, who's this? Yes. You got the dough? It's in my pocket at this exact moment. If I have any assurance of honorable treatment, I'm prepared to go through with it. Oh, you'll get the marvels, OK? We're in this business a long time, and we can't afford the wealth. If we did it at Get-A-Round and nobody would play with us. I understand. What are your instructions? Tonight at 8th Shop, you'll be at Pacific Palisades. You got that? Yes. At the end of the Dight Road, corner Sunset and Corona Delmar. Be there at 8th Shop, and come alone, and no gun. No funny business, no smart work, and no slip-up. Nobody get hurt. That's the way we do business. Very well. Oh, uh, one last thing. Where did you get my phone number from ScanDC? Who else? Eight o'clock then, and no tricks. That is very interesting. What? What? The telephone? Yeah, yeah. Hurray for Alexander Graham. What's his name? But what did the guy say? Oh. Oh, oh, yes. It's all arranged, Henry. I'm to meet them tonight, all by myself, and give them the money. All by yourself, huh? Get you a real comedian. Wait till I loosen my belt. They'll take the dough and leave you laying there, bleeding all over yourself, and they'll still have the marvels. I ought to go with you. Henry, it's my duty, and I must brave these monsters and human guys alone and unattended. Of course, I do have a big car, and you could hide on the floor under a rug. It's a cinch. But maybe... The only thing wrong with you as far as I can see is you got holes in your head. All I'm trying to do is keep you from getting another one. I'm going with you. The door was settled. Henry was to go with me. That afternoon, I stopped at the bank where I cashed Mr. Gallimore's check and changed it into a hundred-dollar bill. You counted it all for your own. $5,000? $5,000. And now a roll of quarters, please. Roll of quarters, please? There seems to be an echo in here. Leave them in the wrapper. Ooh, quite heavy, aren't there? Yes, aren't they? And so late that evening, I found myself out on the Pacific Palisades with Henry Eichelberger Boy in the back of the car. I was very nervous. I think Henry was also. Neither of us were any too sure of what was going to happen that night. Oh, me back. What's the matter, Henry? Aren't you comfy back there? Oh, I'm comfy all right. Only my heater keeps digging into me. Ain't we there yet? Well, we're getting close. Stay down. This is business. This is the end of the line, Henry. Be careful. They're probably watching me. Okay. It's me, Walter. My gun is breaking my back. Well, stop sitting on it. I did. Anything stirring? No, keep quiet. I'll make like a little mousy. Don't you think we've waited... I mean, don't you think we've waited long enough, Henry? We've only been waiting 15 minutes. Are you sure this is the place? Yes, of course. Well, let's get out of the car and see if anybody shoots at us. Then we'll know if somebody's around. Well, that seems to be the difficult way of finding out, but let's try it. I personally feel sure that there's no one here, but you and I. Suck it. You know what happened, Walter? What do you think, Henry? Well, it was just a tryout. That's all. Tomorrow, this guy calls Yannick again on the phone and he says sorry, but they had to be careful and they'll try again tonight, maybe. Maybe out in San Fernando Valley. And the price is now 10 grand on account of their extra trouble. I ought to go back and twist that scanty easy so he spends the rest of his life looking up his left pants like... Well, Henry, what's the next move? Feed at home, I guess. Anyhow, I won't need this gun anymore. My back is sore enough from it. We stood there and looked at one another, Henry and I. He doubled his hands into fists and shook them slowly in his sadness. I, too, was melancholy. In the brief time I'd known Henry, I'd grown very fond of him. Yeah, yeah, that's it, all right. Not enough to do but beat it on home. That's all is left to us. I took my right hand out of my pocket. I have large hands. In my right hand nestled the roll of quarters I'd gotten from the bank that morning. My hand made a large and heavy fist around them. Henry didn't notice. What are you looking at me so funny for, Walter? I just wanted to say good night, Henry. You had two strikes on me. So this is the big one. I don't get it. He got it then. My fist with nearly a pound of metal in it caught him squarely on the jaw for a moment he wavered back and forth on his feet and then... Henry Eichelberger lay motionless on the ground as limp as a rubber glove. I found the pearls twined around his ankle inside his left sock. Well, Henry, I said, although he couldn't hear me, you're a gentleman, even if you are a thief. You could have taken the money a dozen times today. You could have taken it a little while ago when you still had the gun. But even that repelled you. You threw the gun away and we were man to man. But still you hesitated. In fact, Henry, I said, for a successful thief it took a little too long. But as a sporting man, I can only think more highly of you. Goodbye, Henry, and good luck, I said. I put a hundred dollar bill in his chubby little fist and withdrew, end of story. But how did you know it was Henry, darling? You told me so little. You were quite sure of it. I know, but you must have had proof of some kind. Well, there was one other minor detail that convinced me Henry was the guilty party. I gave Scandisi my phone number, but I have two telephones. One's a private line. Only two people had that number. When Henry's accomplice got in touch with me, he used the phone number I'd given Henry, not the one I gave Scandisi. You see? Oh, darling, you're so clever. Of course, you may kiss me if you like. A few months after Ellen and I were married, we received a letter postmarked Honolulu. It was from Henry. My dear dear Walter, I have only just received the joyous tidings that you and Ellen are embarked upon the happy tide of holy matrimony. I am so glad for you. I often think of you, Walter, particularly with an overwhelming curiosity as to what it was you struck me with that night. Ah, well, I daresay it can only be conjecture on my part now. A hammer, perhaps. That I allowed my jaw to be exposed to your weapon while I stood there meditating as to whether to take your five thousand then or wait for ten the following evening was a human error of judgment. At any rate, I entertain no feelings of ill will toward you. On the contrary, I am indebted to you greatly. The ease with which you talk to Mr. Gallimore out of five thousand dollars has changed my life. I have been taking English lessons myself, and I'm now practising on a wealthy widow woman not without financial success. Ah, to jewel a spot, evotedly Henry. P.S., was it perchance and anvil, I wonder? You know, Henry wasn't such a bad fellow. All I really disliked him for was his barbaric English. Now he's changed that, maybe I should have married him. What do you think, Walter? Oh, I'll get you a real comedian. Wait till I loosen my belt. And so closes pearls are a nuisance in which Roma wines have brought you William Bendix and Alan Jocelyn as co-stars of tonight's study in... Suspense. Suspense is produced, edited and directed by William Spear. Before our stars return to the microphone, let me say a word for Roma wines, the sponsor of suspense. Elsa Maxwell's hospitality is always simple and unaffected. 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This is Alan Jocelyn, I trust that you died in the wolf's suspense ponds who were accustomed to somewhat heavier meat on these Thursday dramas, weren't displeased and gaity and insouciant. Still concur, Mr. Bendix? Who gets you a real comedian? Where do I lose in my galluses? Courtesy impels me to tell you that Mr. Bendix here is being heard weekly on his own radio show, The Life of Riley, and Paramount impels me to say that he will soon be seen in their production two years before the man. Permit me to return the favor, hey? Alan Jocelyn is soon going to be seen in the 20th Century Fox 30th Anniversary Production Colonel Effingham's race. Thanks, Bill. Suspense. Presented by Roma Wines, R-O-M-A, made in California for enjoyment throughout the world. This is CBS, the Columbia Broadcasting System.