 this one I think this is this there's more than one trailer I've seen the one before this one that came out I think I guess I saw the teaser trailers are there I only saw one so I guess this is like I heard this movie was happening and I was like why um if I'm actually feeling better Pixar said that they're going to be doing nothing but original projects for like the next five movies um the next five it's a one year well it I guess it's weird because it's okay cool you're not ruining the old stuff that's good but I don't know Pixar like Wally is the last one that I think I really love yeah I haven't seen those movies you haven't seen what oh we should watch Wally I love Wally I recently rewatched uh Incredibles that movie is good Incredibles isn't really good it makes Incredibles 2 look bad I've not seen Incredibles 2 yet I don't I'm like Incredibles 2 is kind of bad I don't want let us this is kind of why I don't want to see it I'm like don't ruin Incredibles for me like they absolutely did kind of everyone wanted another Incredibles and then we got it and it was like oh I didn't really want it I didn't want anyone frankly I don't yeah I didn't ask for it I didn't want it I think as you know people there are people who want to watch the new Lion King so like there is demand for these things let's begin with Toy Story 4 then Toy Story like I didn't enjoy three that much I've always just like one and two well yeah one and two are amazing but yeah three is like it's very similar to two is I watched three one time and I was like well okay I think I already watched it I think I did rewatch it recently and I just found it a little bit bizarre in a lot of ways I liked the ending but um was it YMS that has a video that explains like Toy Story 3 is just a rip-off of Toy Story 2 yes it's I mean it's pretty uncanny there's too much that's similar I thought Toy Story 3's ending was supposed to be like all right guys this is the end this is the end for real but it's never the end I wonder if Toy Story 4 is gonna end with like Woody gets decapitated it's like oh my god this is the end yeah all right here we go no no she literally made a new friend I want you to meet Forky kind of makes you wonder what the fucking rules are for this shit yeah I was meant to say what's the direction could anything be alive like even a hair could you be like you put googly eyes on a hair if she drew a text on text it like if she used to text her and drew googly eyes or something on the bag does the bag come to life if I like jab a straw into a potato does that come alive apparently I mean maybe she Frankenstein it you know she like plucked she stuck the fork into an electrical slot I'm like getting this idea of like putting a bunch of straws and like some piece of food and then it comes alive and then you got like the terminator theme in the background it crawls around spacing everything I'm just I'm picturing like you stab two things it's like a big spaghetti ball days it's just like kill me oh god like you got that really seen from alien resurrection yeah yeah this is the new character I guess this kind of seems like deja vu to me isn't this literally toy story one this the setup is similar every time would he get separated from the group like every time yeah but this is he's chasing a toy that's lost buzz from the first word this is what I mean it's like you know when it was the first two movies it's like yes sure whatever that's fine then when it's the third movie it's like okay it's getting all right yeah I can't wait to have a toy story movie that covers the exact same plot as all of the other toy story ah but there'll be a twist for sure oh yeah the twist is that it's a the twist is that it's this dune that's rarely ever I mean now how convenient is it that they found this is so plausible I can't believe it like there's no way remember she she disappeared at like uh in toy story three she'd been gone seemingly for a while yeah so I guess her dress because it wasn't a whole thing that she could barely walk she would just waddle oh she's she's absolutely being changed like in terms of the design from what I remember because she used to have that big puffy dress because she was like a why do you even need bo peep couldn't just make a new character that is this um I guess she needs the history yeah it doesn't kind of weaken even toy story three because that was kind of a thing you know how it's like oh we lost people like people moved on yeah it's kind of sad to be like we're never going to meet again but now they're just this is convenience what I think yeah what was they're like a throw a line for bo peep well he was like we lost people you know we lost um the penguin we lost and then somebody said bo peep and he gets really sad that's like oh yeah no we lost her and it's like oh now it doesn't matter because I don't forget I guess when was toy story three released was that like 2010 oh my god Jesus Christ wow they decided to make a sequel 10 years later well doesn't that tell you that they were actually done that they were like wait we're not done oh god because when was the first one released for that matter 1995 in the second 1999 I made another one 11 years later in this time it's not okay yeah well I mean here's a fun facts history about toy story toy story two was meant to be a direct to DVD movie because I was doing a bug's life and then they just were like no let's make it a full movie and then it ended up being fantastic yeah and then I guess they decided to stop and then 11 years later they came back and it was it was fine but like it's time to stop minute there you have an ending it's time to stop dude toy story five will be on its way I'm sure who needs a kid's room when you can have all of so she's gonna be the villain right yeah every time a character says you don't need to be with the kids to the toys it's like yeah you're the villain not to mention the plot why it's like oh we're halfway through the trailer and we've not really seen conflict of any kind yet so she's probably gonna turn out to be the bad guy it's kind of like gardens of the galaxy two where I was like oh ego's got to be evil because what else can happen also it's in his name that should be the dead I mean people can have an ego well fucking toady stock is a huge ego yeah but like he's not yeah but he doesn't really call himself as well why did they never ask why he's called like why'd you name yourself I'm guessing is the plot gonna be that they have a chance to go back to Bonnie and then she stops them I would imagine so it just see I mean because they have the whole thing with those ventriloquist dolls but that seems like a red hair into me I don't remember being this hard what I don't remember being this hard it's like what yeah it's like what were the three movies about like that's like has it not been really difficult you almost died in the last one my point is more like so Toy Story as a whole is like a kids film but then you'd be like don't you understand the deeper messages that these films have pretty cool but this one seems to be like we have a deep message and you're like oh yeah I mean pixel movies used to like you went and see the movie and then you found out what the message was you know what I mean like it used to be something that you went to the movie and then you're like oh this is smart like gratitude you know the whole idea of anyone can cook and it's really poignant oh not everybody can be a great cook but greatness can come from anywhere it's like that oh bravo bravo bravo and they already got this what's happening this is the thing like we don't have enough information to know whether or not this will be crap but I think it's gonna be crap visually it looks good everything's gonna be okay yeah that's the way it is i'm with movies now they look really every movie it looks good it's really impressive like the actual fidelity of in the trailer it's really good but it's like you know monsters ink it you know visually it don't look you know amazing but like it's aged really well because it's got a great story and great characters and great comedy yeah who was this made for i'm guessing it was made for like both kids and people like us who grew up on the original this is the thing i have to be cynical i'm like they're making it because of money i'm guessing like why their story's done well yes the story i mean it was a really nice like as much as i'm not a huge fan of toy story three it was a nice ending the toys toys move on to the next kid it's like oh that's great i mean you guys know that pixar only makes high quality content like cars two and cars three didn't ever cause is there a cause four is it just three they're the spin-off with a stupid pickup truck didn't they no i don't think so that might have been like a short film there are three cars like a planes movie with the exact same art uh i think yeah i think that was like direct to dvd so it doesn't count but the reason why they made cars was because cars is like the most profitable toy line that disney has ever had it's super successful they had a series of short animated films called meter's tall tales why cars was perfect because they could just easily make toys out of it but good god did cars just suck well i mean cause one is like yeah it's probably the first time disney let first time pixar ever kind of didn't do a good job yeah they didn't knock it out of the park you're like oh it ran it till he came out after that and it was amazing so and then watching cars two because i was like forced to and the whole time i was like this is a really awful film i don't even remember cars too i think i it was like one of the first animated movies i ever watched that i genuinely hated really was that the first time you didn't see shark tail as a kid oh i did but as a kid i wasn't i was gonna say i didn't hate shark tail as a kid terrible that movie was i man there was always something about that movie just like i didn't i don't know what it was i didn't like it if i was to watch it today i'd probably just laugh at how dumb it is like i mean shit i think i even like found some entertainment from home on the range when i was a kid but cars too when did that come out i think i was in middle school when that happened that was about 2011 i think at least eight oh actually that was my that might have been my first year of high school in which case that was when i was starting to develop a brain and that was when i watched that movie and i was like wow so you enjoyed you enjoyed chicken little as well you enjoyed that as a kid oh god well that was with zack brough wasn't it yeah yeah okay well hold on when one was chicken little released because i need to defend myself 2006 i think okay chicken little release date 2005 okay so i was an eight year old when that came out so i have a defense for liking that shitty movie i don't like it now but when i was eight i was like this is great i feel like kids have you know like i feel like brains no i'm defending kids listen i think they can pick up you know occasionally on something that's crap um it would have to be real crap i don't know like there were movies that as a kid i'm like there's boring you know like oh such as well i mean you listed like home on the range i like that movie when i came out oh god i don't remember anything about it aside from there being cows and a retarded horse but was that really the other one straight to that movie i don't genuinely remember anything about it shrek the third that i remember that that movie yeah i didn't like it either though that's what i mean i remember that was the one i only watched once and i was like i remember liking it but then i was like i don't want to watch it again i think uh wasn't that just in timberlake was in that right so next up is it uh two have you has everyone seen it one i know wolf has i don't i haven't oh i did tell you this fucking i need people to know i'll just be me go otherwise people would be like why is friggie saying stupidisms if he's if he's seen the movie they need to know friggie gotta let people know okay god this fucking big person oh fuck you gas mask fuck that's your opinion uh so the short vision is creepy cloud dressed a bit of people then they stop him but then the legend is that he'll return he'll always return so i guess this is fast-forwarding to when all of the people from the first film have gotten to be adults and uh he's coming back but you feel like you could just about die this point be like i'm a girl i'm doing i'm going it's too weird it's too weird you've been weird no one who dies here ever really dies oh god this is the fucking luke skywalker quote no one's ever really gone not even it okay oh yeah see this has been i just like being creeped out i love horror about the fucking window wait she actually went to start talking about the portrait i'd be like has she not got the red flag yet i mean you could ignore the wound oh dude i love it i want creepy shit i love it i know oh god they could grab oh jeez oh yes he's in it okay i'm just totally sold now he's not bald because he's supposed to be in the book but in both the miniseries and this they just decided not to make him bald but how much is it important to like his character does it matter at all or not really even remotely but it's a detail that they i mean we know that he's okay with being bald it just doesn't make sense why he isn't is the thing i mean it's not a big deal it's a nitpick but still looks yeah i'm really happy with his casting i'm happy with her casting um i think it's gonna be really happy with the granny casting oh yeah she's creepy as hell hello yep i'm sold i'll go see that give me hopefully they have learned maybe what their strengths are and what their weaknesses are and they can move on from it who knows maybe it'll be terrible but i i think that's a solid trailer and i actually like um the concept of trailers going for like playing a decent chunk of a scene as opposed to flashes of loads of shit and that's like a really good scene to start off with too and i love the detail uh you probably missed it but Beverly has scars on her arm if you look kind of closely at some yeah i saw that saw that yeah uh in the book she gets into an abusive relationship which is kind of Stockholm syndrome from her father and i was afraid they were going to cut that but it doesn't look like they are so i'm really happy that they are including that zombie land too that's actually a thing yeah that one that could be good probably not i probably shouldn't get my hopes up every time it happens i tended to get disappointed remember when we thought the game of throne season eight might be good and then it wasn't what do you mean it was so good yeah it was it was so good it was great how they shit on john's character and made the white walkers useless and how ghost got nothing and the dragon dies because retard i saw that scene because i looked it up online about the dragon just getting shot with an arrow and just dying just like what's going on there's such a dumb move like why not just have the dragon die in the previous episode fighting the other dragon it could have been cool it more sense if you're gonna kill him anyway just kill him there no you're on fucking harpoon all right fine right so i've i've not seen this but you two have so you're in first rate so i'm fucking out oh god Cyclops what's up dude james barston that's his name he just can't stop doing bad movies i don't know why would he agree to whatever i'm still waiting on sammy classic sonic fans reaction to this oh god everyone wants to see that freaking guy respond to this freaking trailer oh everyone's been doing the sammy memes with this like the top comment on the trailer or at least it was i don't know if it still is was don't you know that your actions have consequences you're freaking freaks oh oh oh it's so hideous it actually makes me think it's like is that like a naked dude in a onesie like skin type face it looks it looks bad doesn't it it's hideous it's obviously it's repulsive isn't it it's just like uh oh it's creepy it's making me shudder no stop it oh okay i want to i just want to draw attention he has a lips and it's really on canny he has teeth too like human property really really human teeth you you see him in a minute get ready what is this sound track why did it really what a choice okay now that is why i really want to see this movie jim carrey it's an egg man why not are you gonna charge here yes i am my wrong whatever let's do it fine i can see james wants to be like oh shoot it the most disgusting thing you nobody could possibly look at this and think yes this is good this nose the nose looks like it's off it looks twisted sideways yeah it looks like it's made of stone what if it turns out that they only tweak it and it's mostly the same though like that could be the case i don't you can't tweak this it's fucked no i'm sorry i'm saying it's most of the like they just say they're gonna try and fix it but they don't really then it might still be salvageable is a meme movie we need it as a meme movie uh what are you doing guys look at this tiny little hands meow ew the hands look gross everything looks gross that's actually a really realistic reaction to that horrifying little mess oh okay so mauler keep in mind that he couldn't avoid that dart he can only travel at like the speed of sound yeah just pretty fast oh why everything's wrong it's all wrong look at this it doesn't even look like he's actually there at all i mean i get his CGI and all that but look at that yeah does that not look photoshop yeah well it looks poorly composited he's just placed on top of the scene it doesn't even look like he's staring in the direction of the guy it looks so bad everything's wrong it's all wrong it's really bad i mean that is like literally one of the ugliest CGI things i've ever seen it looks like a machination from fucking nightmares i mean i'm genuinely trying to think of a worse CGI i mean sure we've got movies like the incredible bulk in that shit this is disgusting this is the ugliest thing i think i've ever seen it it's fucking soundtrack i don't understand what they're doing with this ew thank you for asking cure it neutralize it what is with the play pausing of the fucking soundtrack i'm just i'm so lost it's a very weird it's a very weird choice it feels really like not appropriate at all yeah this is so beyond unsuitable i also want to draw attention to the fact that he just used like one of the ring things is like the portals at dr strange i was about to say yeah the almost one for what looks like dr strange like what oh what the fuck well so that looks like they'd still probably die if they were fault if they were falling at like well i mean it's not going to slow their velocity they would just skid across the concrete and explode into flash i'm sure they'll be fun velocity as well yeah maybe they'll fall into hay like an assassin's creed he got shot by a dart but he can avoid all of this and also this you know the speed of sound is like 330 meters per second so it's not that fast i was gonna say it's truly they shouldn't freeze but okay no he's super dead i mean like at least you know minus slowly you know like it's pretty slow but it was still moving from x-men does the speed thing better than everybody everybody's copy you know it's funny because over the hedge pretty sure did that first the whole slow motion shit then quick so we did it and now everybody wants to do it yeah that was a pretty forgettable movie but fucking hell i'd watch that a hundred times over fucking five minutes of this piece of shit seriously this this would be one of my candidates for like the worst trailer music choice ever this unsusable you reckon there's gonna be like a cameo from tales in this that'll be the after-credits scene to serve the universe yeah i'm sad that we're not getting this version of the movie because then we got like a really solid Ugandan knuckles movie as a sequel oh my god yeah do you know do we wow so i don't look so bad that part but it's like i imagine that's right at the end you know what i mean like that's probably the post-credits scene i imagine that in the boardroom they're like it's got to be realistic it's like it's a fucking hedgehog that runs at the speed of sound why does it need to have non-conjoined eyes and like it's a blue hedgehog that runs really fast and his greatest enemy is a fat dude who runs you know like we got detective Pikachu which like has come out and i haven't seen it yet but if you look at the trailers it looks like it sort of embraces its gaminess i mean that one at least looks good visually i don't really care about it but no but but what i mean is it's like surely we're past the point of you know like these movies where it's like oh it's going to be kind of realistic so we can't have it look good it you know it's going to be kind of realistic so we got to change the line and have it look like garbage how did that go past anybody and now they're like yeah that's good like the guy who actually came up with the final design imagine test screening it and seeing everybody simultaneously go oh oh no who knows maybe them attempting to fix it will make it worse i don't see how it could ever be worse than that could it get worse just separate his eyes even further put them on the sides of his head oh god make his mouth a bit bigger i think like what do you guys think is the the primary element of his design that puts people off at first is it the separated eyes or is it the body i think i see that mouth you can find a shot of his face because it looks oddly oh that looks weird wait look at the like it's the lips and the eyes and the teeth i mean there's a lot wrong because it's it's it's his proportions it's the eyes you see like on the eyes how it's got that fleshy bit can you see it yeah yeah his eyes it's just really off-putting and again it's like make it both realistic and cartoony at the same time yeah ended up in this horrible abomination just embrace the cartooniness there's i mean you can't fix this because i mean let's get real it's not going to have a good story it's not going to be funny for this part probably unless it was just a really bad trailer that's the reason why i'm so sad that they're even bothering to change and if they had that shitty design we could have memes of this movie for like 20 years okay maybe not that long but you know it would they would last a very long time now it's just going to be another shitty movie that nobody's going to remember in a month