 We got a lot of stuff today in the P.O. Box. Good size, a sizable amount of things. Uh, let's go ahead and sort where? I don't want to leak it all. Amazon sends me a lot of things apparently from the P.O. Box. Let's see what we got here. S-Band, I hope this wallet can be of some use to you after seeing that filing cabinet you usually carry with you. Okay, this is my current wallet. In case you guys haven't seen it before, this is my wallet right now. And it looks like Guyron has sent me a wallet. What is this? Nautica? Sub-Nautica? Dude. Actually, this could be of use to me. Let's see. Wallet but no money in it. Hey, it's all receipts. It's receipts and lost dreams. That's what my wallet's full of. Look at that, dude. Very good. I'm actually going to use this. Guyron, thank you, dude. How do I- How do you- How do you pull this out? This is like sewn in. What the- Oh, it's got a loop. How does this- How come it's- Oh, there we go. Very good. And a piece of plastic for enhanced PE sheets, which I don't know what that means. Guyron, thanks a ton, dude. This is actually useful. Something that's actually useful in the PO box. Guys, can we get a random applause? Thank you, Guyron. I would put my stuff in it now, but I don't want to leak everywhere. Very good. Guyron, thank you, man. Next up is the Leaker Ship to Rep Pryo. PO box 1522, Austin, Texas, 78767. So what is this? This looks like a t-shirt. This is a Bella Candice. This is a 2XL. It might be a little small. We'll see. What is this? What is this? What is this? It's a penis. What is this one? What is this? Oh! Yeah, a Paladin top DPS. Yeah. There it is, dude. You want to talk about some false advertising? That's what I'm talking about, dude. Right there. There it is. Should I go put it on? I'll be right back. Very good. I'm very blue. I'm blue-boy right now. It's okay. It's a little small. It's a little small. It's a little tight-fitting, but it's okay. It'll fit me soon, TM. It'll fit me eventually. Yeah, it'll fit me eventually. Print some names on it. I should. S-Fan. This will be Shiraz, and this will be Deputy. Yeah, it'll be Deputy right at the bottom. I gotta get back in the gym, dude. I gotta... It's almost like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine. It's gonna be good. Just trust, dude. Just trust. Next up. A letter. I don't want a leak here. Oh, I was actually... Okay, I was actually asked not to read this on stream, but it also came with a picture. I'm gonna show you guys this. Check this out. Look at this. Look at that, dude. We gotta get this digitized, dude. Look at that, dude. Put it on your fridge. I should. Dude, this is amazing. This is so good, dude. Thank you so much, man. I really, really appreciate it, and I'll read the rest of this later. Thank you so much, dude. Next up. It's from Amazon again. Amazon, thank you. All right, let's see. What is this? The hell? I didn't do... I didn't do... Is this from Takum? It was delivered before Valentine's? Takum, thank you, dude. This is good. This is actually the Crown of Passion. The Crown of Passion. It's a cloth helmet. The Crown of Passion gives plus 17 spirit, seven stamina, 14 intellect, and seven mana per five. It does. So yeah, there we go. The Helm of Passion. It's actually only available during the Valentine's Day event. So there we go. Yeah, spirit, spirit. That's right. Yeah, for all you retail boys, that's versatility for you retail boys and girls. But for the Chad Vanilla players, it's spirit. Okay, listen to me. This is the face of a Chad right here. Okay. Okay, very good. Takum, thank you. I will cherish this for the rest of my life. Can you do the peace sign? Let's see. What else do we got here? Ready? The apron place. Look at that, dude. Look at that, dude. Chef S-Fan. Guys, Chef S-Fan. Chef S-Fan for cooking streams of trainwrecks. How do I do this? Dude, why am I so blue? It's the color of the alliance. Actually, true. Very good, dude. Chef S-Fan. Look at that, dude. I got the front pockets. Very good, dude. Thank you. Thank you, Nola Leifers. Nola Leifers sent this. He said he thought he sent this and he didn't come in. It did come in. It just got lost in the stuff before the last few blocks opening. Next up. More blue. Okay, so here's the front, dude. Okay. Here's the front. Here's the front of the shirt. The front of the shirt, raid three. Okay, this is awesome. Okay. Raid three logo. Okay. Raid three. The back of the shirt of freaking course. Are you kidding me, dude? Deputy level 60 hunter. Always sober, always calm, dude. Unbelievable, dude. Oh, dude. This is, dude. Okay, so those of you guys who don't know deputy. Deputy was our hunter leader, our hunter officer. And raid three back on my old private server streams. And deputy and I, deputy's the kind of guy who he comes to raid and he's having a good time. And then he starts drinking. Throughout the night, as deputy got more and more drunk, if the raids would go too long, it would almost hit like a threshold. And it's like, okay, here we go, dude. If the raids would go too long, deputy would just continuously get more and more drunk and progressively continue to say like just gayer and gayer things to the point where it's like, dude, deputy, like you got to stop. And then, and then it would get so bad. Where some stupid little thing would happen and then deputy would get set off. And it's like, okay, okay, we're going to call it guys. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Oh, dude. It was, oh man, good times, dude. I cannot wait for classic, dude. I cannot, dude, this is so funny. This, this is awesome. This is hilarious. Very good. I got to put this on. I'm going to put it on. I don't want to, hey, I got to back away from you like this. I don't want, I'm going to pull a Pokemon. I don't want you guys to, I don't want to turn to the camera and you guys keep saying thick, dude. This is, makes you feel uncomfortable. Unbelievable. You got to be kidding me. Next up, heavy go. Okay. What is this one? Oh, actually wait, I will use the Damascus steel. Valentine's decorations. This room, take them again. Happy Valentine's Day. I love you, chat. I can put them with my tree? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, just in time for next year. Sorry, take them. Dude, I'm the worst. I'm the worst. Dude, there's a ton of decorations. What the hell? A tube of something, of red. This is a, what is this? Is it bookmarks? Party flags? And more tubes. Tink wine. Very nice, thank you, take them. Maybe I'll decorate my trees with this. Next one, Damascus steel from the first P.O. box. Shink, shink. What is this smell? What is this smell? Smells weird. Hello, Esfan. Got you some of my favorite hot sauce as well because I think I remember saying you like spicy food. I could be wrong though. I never said that. Please be careful, it's really hot. I got you some mints to help. That's the smell. Thank you. This is from the Mize guy. Icebreakers. Dude, are you trying to say something? Is Mize guy trying to say my breath looks? Like, you don't even know. You're on the other side of the computer. You're just saying I look like my breath smells bad at this point. That's basically what I'm saying. Unbelievable. And what is this? Mad Dog 357? Why does this, dude, this literally looks like, you know what this looks like? This looks like bullets. Like a box of bullets is what this looks like. 357 is around? Oh, well that makes sense. There's a 357 shell on the bottle. Okay, well then they know their target audience. I'm sure. Brother, this looks like I'm about to go hunting with my Damascus steel. How do I open this thing? I should probably put this down whenever I do that. That's probably a bad idea. I think eating that is TOS. This is against the terms of service to eat this. Yeah, right. Dude, what, dude, this is like a high security, like, what is this, dude? Maxim, this sauce will blow you away. Over one million Scoville? What's Scoville? Is that a city? Oh, Sco, Sco has his own city. That's crazy, dude. Method. I agree. It's indicated by my opening of this bottle as follows in connection with my purchase of this product. What the hell is the disclaimer on this? This product is extremely hot and you should use it with extreme care. This product is to be used at my own risk and I fully understand the potential danger if used or handled improperly. If I give this product as a gift, I will make the recipient fully aware of the potential danger if used or handled improperly. Five, I am not inebriated or otherwise not of a sound mind. Well, can't drink this one, guys, so I am not of a sound mind. That's just how it goes. All right, dodged a bullet there. That was good. Okay, no, fine. Okay, okay. We'll try it. I am fully able to make a sound decision about the purchase of this product. Is it that bad? There's no way eating this is TOS. Okay, hold on. So do I have to unscrew the bullet? Like, how do I open this? Do I unscrew the bullet? What is this? Is that a screwdriver? See, it's got some curve to it. That's the serving size. Wait, that's a taster? This is for sampling? This isn't even a spoon. It's just a little dinky thing. So how do I... But shouldn't I put it on some food? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do I have the second part of the sandwich? Oh, no, I already ate my sandwich. Prepare your anus for later. They literally use pepper to fight against an elephant in India. They use the same pepper to... What? This is for fighting elephants? I can't even open it, dude. Where's the Damascus steel? Where's the Damascus steel? Look, guys, you need to go in. You need to make the incision. And you need to carefully slice. I need to continue. Dude, I think I can feel it in my eyes. Don't touch your eyes. I'm always touching my eyes and face. So I should use the... I should use the tasting tool. Is that a joke? Were you guys joking? Don't faff tonight? What? Shake it? Okay. Dude, my eyes... I'll be right back. I need to get a palette, okay? I need to get a palette to do this with. We are gathered here today to witness my last stream. Please, before we proceed, feel free to give your final Twitch primes. Tier one subs. Let me shake it. Let me shake it first. You guys hear the slaps? Okay. Witchcraft is nothing. For a righteous paladin such as myself, we exercise the demons and we spread righteousness upon the land as I will spread hot sauce upon this spoon. No, I'm going to take the tester. No, take that whole thing. Take the whole spoon right there. No, I'm not going to take the whole spoon. Yeah, take the whole spoon right there. Should I? Fuck, yeah, dude. Do you want to end up on live stream fail, dude? Top? On the top with 8000 uppos, dude? Yeah, I'd be at the top of live stream fail and the bottom of the freaking dirt, dude. I'd be dead. All right, all right. Listen, listen, listen, listen. I'm going to do it. Ready? Right here, take the tester. Take the whole thing, pussy. No, I'm not doing it. Maxwell, thanks for the 8 months, dude. Appreciate that, man. Okay, here we go. This little bit can't be that bad. One, two, three. Dude, it's like, I literally, it's like a... Dude, it's like a searing, like a line, like just anywhere. Ah! Dude, it's like... Take the whole spoon. Take the whole spoon. No! Now is the time to take the whole spoon, dude. Dude, no! It can't get any... Where's the lid? Dude, it's literally... It can't get any worse, dude. Dude, it's literally a flame, flame line, flame wall in Apex Legends. That's what it feels like back in my throat. Ah! There's a little bit, dude. Do the spoon. Throw up, dude. What is that? Ah! The water makes it worse? Dude, it actually is making it worse. Oh! It actually is making it worse, dude. I don't have milk in the house. Do I do it? Stop for real? Get bread, you dummy. Without milk? Hey, I got cream cheese. It's okay. I think. Three, two, one. Ah! I couldn't do it! Okay, dude, I'm actually shaking. I'm actually shaking. It's time to man up, okay? It's time to man up. Three, two, one, go. Got you, Pless. Toilet. Boom. Got you, Pless. Toilet. Boom. Got you, Pless. Toilet. Boom. Got you, Pless. Toilet. Boom. Got you, Pless. Toilet. Boom. Got you, Pless. Toilet. Boom. Got you, Pless. Toilet. Boom. Got you, Pless. Toilet. Boom. Got you, Pless. Toilet. Boom. Ah, it's all over my lips, dude. I am a man of my word. Show the spoon. I'm gonna... Ah! Velp, there goes your asshole. Ah, just kidding. These are the same noises he makes when busting a nut. I think I'm gonna die. it's like it's present it's like I feel it here guys thank you for the subs thank you guys for the subs the donations Leslie five dollars meant ten dollars plus ten dollars I wasn't Zorbats ten thousand one thousand bits Jerry is Charles five dollars can can I Zemo twitch prime good job buddy I'm proud of you thank you old tricks I'm about to make a big poopy to men's that's what the men's were for just one ready no don't drink Red Bull with the men's not fine it's a troll please wash it how am I gonna go blind don't lick my lips I can't not lick my lips do the whole bottle now you have nothing more to lose besides a kidney or two actually wash hands I'm I don't why I didn't get okay maybe I got some on my hands my hands smell weird okay I'm I touched my mouse and keyboard wash house okay next few blocks next up we have this guy right here do I do this one or this one which were the tube or the big one let's do that let's do the tube not it's not a tube it's a pyramid I guess it's so much bigger what the heck this massive box look at that dude there's Pog in the chat there look at that Pog University dude raid three baby guys those of you who don't know this raid three was my guild on Elysium Lightbringer the private server that one right first road streaming this was my guild dude I said I probably wasn't gonna decorate this one's going up 100% this one's going up I'll put it right there yeah looks good yep can you guys see very good dude I love this dude deputy thank you so much man dude this has been an awesome PO box man they've all been awesome to be honest let's see let's check out the big boy here the final the peel box finale the mask is steel okay yeah okay okay the Persians are great negotiators it's like a chess player grandmaster playing against a checkers child hey he's just trying to make Azeroth great again brother China right now not China Azeroth mr. president appreciate your input hey you know what this guy means I cannot wait for the podcast this week is this shield I like take this into combat I don't you know we're gonna top this guy off we're gonna top this guy off right here guys thank you so much thank you so much for joining me for another awesome PO box thank you for your very pleasant and kind gifts if you guys like my channel if you guys are interested in classic wow you guys are interested in my stream and anything else I'm doing stream highlights just whatever man just go ahead and subscribe just go ahead and do that like it follow me on Twitter follow me on twitch I'm on twitch almost every single day twitch.tv twitch.tv twitter.com S-fan TV Instagram S-fan TV join the discord discord.gg slash S-fan TV and I will see you guys soon peace