 Starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam. Butterscotch, cloud, tangerine, side order a ham. If you set your mind free, baby. On me. Maybe you understand. Sit on me. About starfish and coffee, maple syrup and jam. Say it, you're starfish on me. Okay. Hey, welcome back to our stupid raxi, it's Corbin. Name that artist. Billie Eilish. My wife, New. You can follow us on Instagram, Twitter for more juicy content. It was Prince Rogers Nelson. You know there were some morons. I'll show you a Prince Rogers. You know there were some, actually it's called a Prince Harry. Yeah, there were some idiots back in the 80s when Prince was getting really popular after Purple Rain. Purple Rain. Who said he was the anti-Christ. Oh. You know why? Why? Because his name is Prince Rogers Nelson and those three different names are spelled with six letters, six, six, six. Well that's. Not kidding. Well that's better than Obama because he was black. What? You know all the conservatives called him the anti-Christ when he took over. Oh yeah, no. I remember watching a documentary from the far right that was given to me before Obama. The documentary straight up said without any apology or hyperbole or hesitation that if Barack Obama became president, America would cease to exist. Like he, I remember I was vividly, because obviously I was a teenager when he became president, but like all these people around me were like, oh he's the anti-Christ. Yeah. Why? Y'all aren't gonna, y'all. Anyways. That's what this was about. Stupid, stupid. We got a cricket video. Stupid. Cricket moments that shocked everyone. Oh I was so shocked. I forgot how shocking it was. PTSD, I can't go back to these moments. We're shocked. I had a shocking moment with a cricket. Every time I feed my spider. She eats crickets. She's still alive. Heck yeah, she's alive. That sucks. Rocket and rolling. That sucks. I hate that spider, Rick. Why would she ever do to you? She's a spider. Spiders are awesome by the way. Spiders are gross? If you didn't have spiders, do you have any more bugs that would be in the world, my friend? Good as long as you don't have spiders. I hope you don't like mess with the Daddy Long Legs and stuff like that that can't even bite you. Let them be. You're like, you've got quite a few. Your mom messes with my Daddy Long Legs. Hey! Here we go. I always circle back. When two teammates fight. Oh, on the same team? Guys, this is not how you win. You know this. Yeah. Whoa! Yeah, three shots. Remember, that's true. That's shocking. Oh, it's a great adjustment. It's missing now. Oh, he's got him! Right outside of Stumpia. Oh, that's a shocker. I mean, the ball has to hit the wickets. Well, it won't be the only one. Scott Sterling. Shocking. That is shocking. That's a great, great catch. He did what? That's hilarious. That was unbelievable. That was amazing. He's in the Arafat. It's up there in Arafat. He had it in his hands. That's called a joke. It was misfield of credibility. His career is done. And the scorcher's an incredible fashion encounter. Oh, wow. He's going down to White's and Lunghorn. Oh, yeah. Oh! He saw Murley a little later. Dang. That was amazing. And the shun likes that. Blocking! Yeah. And we can see what's good to overturn the decision. Virat Kohli is not happy. Focus on your team as well when they shine the morning. And not just the opposition. I love biking on the field. Dang, that was awesome. That's all out right there. Dang. Ouch. Did he hit his head? Probably got a concussion. Yeah, he looked like he hit his head really hard. That was all out. What the heck happened? That can't be legal. Don't field it. Oh, god. Where was the edit? There we go. That's the play we need to see. Is him fielding it and throwing it like that. Blocking. Was it for consecutive outs? Oh, oh, dang. Blocking with his arm. Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, he can't do that. And gotta get rid of it before your body touches the ground. That was amazing. Such a fun part of cricket. What the heck was that? Did he hit that from all the way out there? Wow. On the fly. What a throw. Yikes. Oops. Wow. What time of those? How do you get that far over? I think that's what they were pointing out. How do you get that far over the line without it being intentional? I don't know. That's probably why. There were some shocking things. I was so shocked. It was shocking. I felt electrical currents nibbling on my nibblets. You could say the boys played well. You could, but should you? Probably not. Do you know the reference? Of course. We learned that the first year we started watching anything. I actually don't. I know it's a slight at the Pakistan cricket team. Yeah. Because of something that the commentator was saying at one time. I don't know what specifically at the time. I don't know what either, but I remember that's what it was. I just remember. And then I said it and people laughed. Now I just say it for the laugh. So what's going on with SRK's team here in LA? What the fuck are you talking about? His team in LA. Oh! I thought you were talking about his management team. What are you talking about? His team, he owns the guys. I'm pretty sure they have to build the stadium though. Yeah, but I want to know what's the progress on that and when is it going to start? When's the league going to start? I don't know. I thought you would know that. Why would I know? We're on top of those things. Why would I? I'm on top of your mom. It was too easy. I'm sorry guys. It was too easy. Always just go back to the mom jokes. I'm sorry. That's all this channel is anymore. It's true. It's just your mom jokes. But it's going to continue. That and a handheld mic for Corbin. On average, is this bigger than your penis or smaller than your penis? Are we talking about girth or length? All of it. It's not far off. Girth-wise too? All of the above. Oh wow. Geez. I don't believe you. Anyways, let us know what are the cricket videos we can react to. And Johnny's laughing so I know it's not. Has she seen your penis? Yes. Oh wow. That's good. Every day. I'm in the nude frequently. We're married. Your family knows that we've seen each other naked. You've seen her naked too? Wow. Y'all are progressive. Anyways, let us know what other cricket videos we can react to down below.