 Okay guys, so we checked out Deadpool and it was just it was a nutty movie. I mean, I don't even know what to say So we're checking out Deadpool 2. I'm excited We're checking out the super duper cut because I don't want you guys to be whooping my butt in the comments section and let's go Let's go and the theater's a like Immediately when they saw him Oh, what? No, oh I get the spoiler now. That's sad. I'm kind of mad about that. Oh, they break up Something like that. Is he on gas tanks right now? Yes. I'm saying and he's got the stove open the gas stove. Oh You ain't supposed to say that on YouTube. Oh No What the heck not at all What the heck they didn't care about her at all, I know Definitely gives me John Wick vibes for sure right Oh, he's so talented. He's got all the guns lining up. Oh, wow Oh, you ain't getting away. Oh, man Let's see Captain America do that. Dang. Oh No, what in the world? What in the heck he even had them heels on I'm done. What's going on here? Oh That is not what he said. So what is this? Just the Deadpool highlights? I guess. Oh, he's taking out the whole spa. Why are they even gonna try him? That's what I'm saying. I'd be running out the room. Yeah. I'm not dying naked and sliced Yeah, that's the double kill right there Yeah, that's who it is black Dang those dudes are still alive that babysitter of yours is highest right now. Oh, and believe it or not Deadpool 2 is a family film. Is that like making stabs at it because people said that they took their kids last time with a vicious murder yeah, but this guy he was one of the worst of them The justification he's got the husk of honor out there. Oh Can you come out they're not learning yet Buddy you think you paid him He goes up for a window to don't shoot his car. No, no, no I want to fill my soul Something like you I want to become a contract killer. I'm sorry Oh Remember when I kidnapped Banthu and threatened him with great violence And then remember the movie with the vampire When one cruise for Daniel or Kirsten dance blood for the first time man, I ain't seen that me there Handsome face and said I want some more Sorry, there's a bunch of handy capable children stuck in a tree I was fighting a tree though Discovered his mom is named Martha too. No, you got me diarrhea. We can't be sure till I get the suit off But all signs point to yes, you know, you know my songs in the back Happy anniversary Ski ball token first date. Yep. Oh genuine high-grade lead Open yours. Well, that's Is that a yeah, okay, okay, that's a marina thing Like you got a pump a baby in me first cowboy What in the world Conner May if it's a girl. Oh, they're being funny earlier Family was always in half word to me pile of shit father took off and bailed You are not your father in Star Wars men are destined to become their father. No spoilers, right? I'm sensual with their sister. Whoa, what I think you missed big big chunks that movie What They give us a chance to be better than we are better than we used to be true Lot smarter than I look I'm gonna go make dessert. Let's make a super baby. What in the world doesn't work that way, but we can try Get down Well, he made a lot of enemies. It could be anybody Wait, why would you try him? Maybe maybe she good. Oh, wow No shot no way no way no way he's too skilled Not Vanessa, that's why he himself. Oh my gosh. Oh No, he's about to kebab that dude over there. Oh, we thought he could get away He just knocked himself out. Oh my god Deadpool is about to start torturing this dude. Oh, he's good. I thought he was giving him sympathy or something Why'd I have to start out so sad? This is kind of going crazy right now Good choice of music here though loving it rose change I know like I was just crying somebody out there. He's got this at their wallpaper It's just me or this do you want to go to snowman from frozen sound suspiciously like Papa. Can you hear me from gentle? Papa can you hear why you hate me? Nobody realizes it. Don't you share Disney plus you've been sitting here for three days, okay? You smell like sauerkraut left in the warm rain like wet garbage and hot urine Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine. You know what fine stands for Wade Duck insecure needy and emotional According to the we've seen that guy before I just don't know where And her to oh, yeah, my grandma What the heck I heard the news sweetie, I'm very sorry. I am Probably something terrible knowing you it was my fault sweetheart Can you speak up? Oh, man? It's a little hard to hear you with that pity in your mouth. Oh, I look sugar Sometimes it's so bad. We feel like we're dying, but we can't really live till we died a little camp way Dang, I'm right here. I'll see you and that's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard you're absolutely right. We got to do something terrible. Oh my gosh Super coped up Everybody goes to some cocaine there He killed the bear in the world drinking bleach No, he's drinking some name What's that something on putting your things drink up? Oh, yeah What is he doing? Oh, he's trying to sell Got to be some way to die. I just need to die harder. Oh Did he make it to the other side? Yeah, I guess so. It's a word That's that's just something here. I can't I can't I can't get to you Your heart's not in the right place your heart's not in the right place. I love you I didn't see it losses I'm terribly sorry for the loss weight. You are broken Taking into school. How'd they find him sir rebro? Maybe they just followed the news the solid the big explosion was You stay because deep down inside You know you're unfit to leave Wouldn't be a good enough reason for me But don't worry We can fix that that guy in the background gives me like a pure skeleton vibe Well, there goes our crazy bad guy probably There is a multiple kids in there With training you can be X-men you wasting your time shiny Jesus. I'm not X-man material understatement of the year Oh, there's negative Yeah, that's you go right? Yeah, the one where Wolverine went to yeah Pump the hate breaks Fox and friends. I'm just surprised anyone would date you especially pinkie pie from my little pony Yes, he's like everything in the fridge Wait, wait, don't try to chase me. He's so douchey though. I am not X-man material at all first off I'm not even a virgin second and more Yeah, he is being kind of weak though, but he's talking a lot We were gonna start family oh wait Vanessa is gone. She's not coming back. This may not be family you want, but it's family you need So wise oh Grab his butt Why did his little pants in dent when he touched it though? What the so him squeezing that guy's butt awakened this guy You know we can Thanos say matter look like it that's humans kid Apple came out of some crazy watches Did you see on the back of his neck though? He had a circle like he's being controlled lie is toilet paper Do you go to a bathroom and tear off a piece of dry tissue and rub it around on your beard a little bit Is he making an argument for that go to that dang TV that's worth that not TV that toilet That's court-tune your butt when you're done Your face smells like shit that guy doesn't care. I wonder what he thinks What what year is it some dumb-ass questions that that just answer Then you still don't know what is born perfect But you can be it takes work discipline and treat. So what's this play here? What are you doing? Please don't cry. I'm gonna I'm gonna make you feel what you should feel suck my mutant Sizzling them up. I saw some other kids with those cars. I was wondering what that was Wait, wait a little bit of light reading here. I'll see you do Like reading here. You guys be safe out there. I'll be praying for you. No, I want you to join I'm sorry. What you heard me be at the exit in five. I can do now Oh He like wanting them to do that. I feel like yeah S6 We know that Oh, he made it out that kid She just taking care of her Justin Bieber Okay, let's just talk. It's rustle right fire first fire fist. That's a cool name Where does it burn? Just the fist or all the way up to the other? Negasonic didn't even say no day And he's a one-talking job Knees Everything in the refrigerator Rules are meant to be broken. That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for I'll start from the beginning My name is dead cool, and I'm an X-man Speak up. I can't hear you with that pity in your mouth Too much I went too far But she really said it though and it worked. Oh I'm school kid or don't I didn't I'm an X-man You always get to came in there was no like explosion and stuff Power restraint what's that do power damn the collar just down all mutant abilities can't get it off Unless you've got a grenade. Oh my gosh Could he use one of those in the first act? Thank you. Yeah, there you go Four or five moments, that's all it takes be a hero didn't he steal this from somebody too lost this doing the ugly stuff You were right wait, you are not X-men material no Shiny God day. What was your press clue fight for what's right and sometimes you gotta fight dirty You kind of sounds like cap but less, you know, but way more vulgar Secret bunker in the mountains never good At least I got a hoop though There's basically jail Yeah, why was he always gonna make it so hard on himself for that was like the worst prison ever Seriously You can't even hide I Wanted to be super here and then what's the last time you saw a plus-size super hero. Oh Superheroes are extremely active though if I've been waiting for someone to come and save me very much your statement very young kid First thing I want to do when I get out of here burn that he master alive and then take a selfie with a smaller Never mind. Oh Tomorrow, I find the biggest guy in here. I'm gonna make him out. He's motivated. I mean My kid is saying this he's the biggest guy in here. I can't protect you With this color on my superpower is just unbridled cancer me a bow and arrow. I'm basically Hawkeye I'm insulting that was a good one Stop by making us ashamed Good listening. I saw that God's pin in us. That's in the old prison wallet. If you know what I'm saying Really, hope I don't know what you're saying Jesus Christ I can hear you rummaging around in there Update you on the story reported earlier after a lengthy standoff outside the Essex house for mutant rehabilitation Two meals were rusted and Entering repair mode Man, he was tough Johnny. I got your back. Oh my god, sir. I gotta protect you That ain't good Fish It's so much fun you and I was like, I'll take a seat We're getting the beating Okay, got off so easy You you want to survive stop trying to shake the biggest guys in here make friends with smart Make friends with someone What's this guy want? Man, he's got some tech, don't he Everyone's either way to Russell I used to hate Bucky, but That's it we went it came off though. Yo, there you go. All right, come on get it get it straight. Hello. Is your motor bill? He rose up like the French undertakers Was that Spanish Even I can't show me We're kind of spineless stick tries to kill a 14-year-old boy The name's cable from the future the future way well obviously right I have three questions then one is Stop steps ill of me Do people still home drew and three does the pinder ever find love? That's why he's a high-tech gun man. Yeah, there you go. But why is he from the future? I don't know. Maybe it's like days of future faster. He's like trying to stop something You know from the DC universe. Oh, I thought he didn't like dope stuff. Oh, you like stuff, of course guys Let me know. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna say but let me know how you feel about dope stuff in the comments This is some scrillet Bangering Maybe that shows how I feel about dumps him What does he have? I wonder like what's up with him? What this guy cable? He's got a bionic arm apparently what you mean, but he has an eye too He's just from the future. He's half android Oh We've seen that spot before too. Hey those stunt doubles in every film. There's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom We always talk about this when john candy's prize bobsled broke His heart's in a good place Can you let me in please Please No, you just betrayed that kid. Give us a chance to be better. The kid Yes, he found his purpose now, huh? I'm gonna save russell. We need to build a team. Is he turning more robot? Well, I think as Maybe he's just a full damn robot. I thought he was half human half robot, but maybe he's a robot with just skin It seems like every time he gets in a fight more skin comes off Indraka bud diesel Who's this about to be? Hello, he's robbing somebody We can make the whole world happen Superpowers I can distort electrical fields We can use him No, I spit acidic vomit. Oh my gosh. Want me to demonstrate? No, we'll take your word for it. Yeah, okay This is the best. Don't you like Arby's? You do too. Shut up. I appease you Vanisher Nice My name's rusty, but I go by shatter star Rusty is tough and terrible. So, uh, we're more interested in the name. I know I mean, you're an alien. I guess how does that help us? I'm basically better than you at everything Meat domino, what's your shtick? I'm lucky. That's not a superpower. Yeah, it really isn't. No, it isn't. Yes, it is Told you Get out of my head I'm not in your head. I like Is he trolling himself? Peter, why you can catfished here or any powers you want to tell start any uh, no I have both type one and two diabetes I'm tired. Oh, you're in. Yeah Because he can't like get a job. He's still like just doing this crap labor. He's trying his best A lot of the guards always got to be so mean, right? Relax That's how they're transporting them These times are pretty people think they understand me Don't look at it. Only make it worse. I don't want you to hurt me and I'll tell you anything Except for where they are Russell's in a convoy heading southbound on jerry dug in parkway monsters with them. I would So that guy's like a complete coward. I thought it'd be kind of tough when it came down to it. Yeah, I thought that was his buddy Thank you, bedlam. I was always a call by the blatant sexism in the group's name X men men from now on will be known as X force I don't recall asking your opinion peter That's funny You know, you guys look amazing Vanisher. I have no doubt you look amazing too. This is the family that I've always been happy I had No, that was back in black. What's still acdc same vibe, right? His visible man jumped out. Oh, no He's just like fortnight doesn't a cool. It made an X My guy's just got to have a freaking mouth guard because he's been him Why is he so proud of them looking crazy Oh Shatter star Okay, you got this Oh Died. What was that? Which character is that? I found something you're not better at the one that was an alien Was the all right, we knew that guy that was breath-hitter You got this buddy force. He's standing in the road right into a chipper. Oh, we won't Oh, no, it's gonna sling on him, right? You better let go X force was short-lived the whole team is dead. The good news is I don't think anyone's gonna miss shatter star He was a bit of a prick There you go Oh, she really is lucky ain't she that's why she survived seriously What is you luck lasers out of your eyes? It seems unlucky picture. It's why I'm cursed to be a solo act. Wander the earth. I'm sorry. What did you say? No plan use all of your imaginary powers to stop So choppy Yeah, so he doesn't really care about me as that much at all. He's just that one on the back of the thing I know just to like try to take out that bull Yeah, that's all grenade Maybe luck taking the will Oh, so the car's just getting lucky as lucky for her but nobody else She actually has like a cool superpower. That's pretty much their powers are just kind of weird They just throw something out there, but hers has been cool Oh, no They just run it into a building wow, and she knows she's just gonna get lucky Were you hoping it was a hole for like a crossover this did not go according to plan looks like rustle found a new friend jealous Turns out mood that it's about to get significantly worse She's just got out of bed. What the heck happened to this thing I thought that was you you probably get this a lot. Oh my god. I'm a huge fan I'm gonna rip you in half now So he's a comic fan and he was just like fan-girling him. Basically. Yeah Take it from a friend you sit it yourself. I'm not your friend Find someone stronger. So I did what's juggernaut got that. I don't have don't you say legs I know you're gonna say legs. Oh legs Still hurts to hear out loud. What is that? That's what is that's not a real rope It was pretty good at that I think we may have found your cosmic reason for being here. I'm pretty sure this isn't it But if Deadpool in real life had a personality like that and you knew that guy, wouldn't you hate him? Every time every time I see him every time I see him get like on the ground. I'm like, oh here goes Right, just walk away Wait, I heard what happened with the convoy and hi, bro. That's weird because that's like a baby's legs. That's weird, bro No, no, no deep in hot again. Your legs that are cute. He's standing right behind you, isn't he? What in the ass is that really necessary? Or that just seems like y'all are trying to shaw some low boys make your legs to me as weird I'm here to proposition you give us the line again. I need your help Trust me. I'm even less happy about this than you are, but you unleash the juggernaut. You don't I can't down alone. I got two charges one to get me here one to get me home Well, that's just lazy writing Boy's gonna kill the headmaster of the orphanage tonight. Nectanial or kirsten dunce mother So he keeps killing until one day he kills the wrong people. Oh his family my people There you go. It's my fault. She died. I came close A few times That isn't rustle But nothing that can't be fixed. Nothing would you go back And stop the people that took your girl. Would you and the stuff? Of course I would and I can imagine your dead girlfriend would want you to do the right thing. Wouldn't she What a dilemma any chance? Yeah, that's tough. What you said once he kills someone He gets a taste for it if we can get to him before that happens. Well, that's not 30 seconds That what no best I can do take it or leave it. That's tough Where the hell are we going? You said it yourself. Nothing can stop the juggernaut. You back up I like love that he's trying so hard Right here. Oh, is that the school? I want to take him back. You trusted me I took that trust and turned it into a bull in an airport bathroom. I want him in the aplas Of course, he did bro But even you know, I'm not a complete piece of I just want some x-man Nice throw Oh, yeah, you should never meet your heroes because honestly He's a bit of a and like most he's hard as a rock and causes nothing but problems Look, you can stop the juggernaut. I know you can do you know What would happen to me if I helped you I would be disgraced you are a criminal a fugitive You broke my heart weight And you know what your heart's in the wrong place big guy I don't even know what he's talking about. He tried to get them to help and they were like, no So he learned he like has like a telepath on his side. It looks like yeah, it seems like it Time to make the chimichang 30 seconds Dirty disgusting hobo bear. It's not dirt. It's the blood of my dead daughter. Are you bear god? It's me margaret Tip it. Yeah, no, so we have a deal So I guess we were right. It wasn't us driver. He just looks like then there's his face My body and my hands are so soft. You should probably head back to the car Oh, because he said it to the whole like the whole battles with hope. Yeah That was funny. So let me watch this before this, you know, this makes it funny Oh Is that his power? He just shoots like fire out of his hands, right? So he's like the pyro. You know, there's a pyro He just causes explosions basically. I think the pyro could actually control the pyre more. Oh, he's so out of it Look in the background Just tossing him. What in the world Slap some sits into his ass colossus There you go It's time to fight dirty. Oh, no, like johnny. Hey people someone your own size That's tiger big CGI fight coming up The fight we need He's doing great Punch the arms pedophile from nursing shoes. He's gonna use the spread You said every time you tortured me His class is always sober now Of course Like that's just like a straight propaganda school and they don't hide it at all Remember it was the same s6 is the place to have that green juice the injection He's just a kid Longest fight ever that's a lot of CGI work I'm gonna melt you down and make a He means those. Oh, no, I don't know That's how we do it Classes do the same thing so long But what would you do Deadpool You don't want to hurt anyone I never should have left you that pretty Oh I can't trust you I got one more idea You're gonna kill someone today and it's gotta be me Marvel's been going crazy with that freaking slow motion. I know Killing that effect. This must have been like a 3d movie or something. Whoa. He sacrificed himself He sacrificed yourself for me It worked Oh, his family came back the explosion didn't happen. He has Deadpool sacrificed himself. No wait Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Just just let it happen Can you Hey, I'm Zedan. I don't know There's like candles Domino, I want you to have my adventure time watch It turns out that I'm the lucky one. Thank you. Hey, Sabrina the teenage witch Hi, you Kio That's it You're such a child, dude I was about to say I don't believe it What the heck Just die bro. I just die. Is he able to get to her now? Let's see hopefully there's not a yellow filter over it Sorry, I'm late, but I did have to help Yeah, that is true that time Is this heaven? I'm so sorry. I mean, I feel like he could be pranking me to be honest I feel like something's up. Something's up. Like I'm just waiting for it. Oh, no What do you mean it's not time? I need to Who? You're a f-word Time to make the chimichang. It's a pretty strange day. They went way back and asked you what's with the creepy dirty hobo bear No, they knocked out far back. Well What are you doing? See pretty far, right? You sacrificed yourself for me. Hi There you go. You time sliding son of a You did this for me You can't go back. Well, we can't go back to his family now. You lost your fuel. What about your girl your wife? No, my family's safe and I didn't do it for you. Oh You did it for me You did really pretty sure you did we must get the cold little forget it. We need a code try uh Seven settle down captain lucky. It's not gonna be one number No, no, no more we're better than that. We're better than him. We'll let karma take care of him This cab driver I'm gonna miss him. You seem great Yes One pinch of courage a cup of good luck a dab of racism Splash of diabetes and a wheelbarrow full of stage four cancer answer a family. It was a family film Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out never heard of him. Why do you think i'm helping him? Why you keel? That was probably a bad idea. Oh, okay. I see I see That's the the og dapple. Who's that you the og wolverine That's not how it went oh Look eventually you're gonna hang up the claws and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad So that's why they made the deathful wolverine movie the one that I wonder uh watching the trailer to you Green lantern. Oh, he wanted to play green lantern You're welcome, canada Ryan reels is canadian, right? Yeah, that that makes a lot of sense I see you already practicing a little salute You can do this Is that his kid? All right, that's hitler as a baby. Oh He just saved the holocaust All right guys, that was Deadpool, baby. What do you think about this movie? I think that the x-men franchise never fails to like add history to it Yeah, that was just not expecting that right there, but I thought you know It's Deadpool. It's funny. It's funny. It's just like a bunch of action. It's like a john wick meets x-men movie Yeah Yeah, pretty good movie pretty funny. I like the first one better I think the first one had more like rhythm to it This one just had too many jokes. Maybe it's because it was the extended version Right, but there was just so many jokes. It was oversaturated and it and like the jokes weren't exactly like well thought out And this one there was just very cheap humor to me So it was just an oversaturation of jokes, but I did like the story of this one I would honestly feel like a coward guys if I didn't say like genuinely I can see why you guys are calling it the mcu and stuff. I do get that part I don't really care about like the political stuff. I'm not like a political person But I can definitely see like when it comes to all the political references and stuff I'm just not gonna react to that because I personally find it really cringy regardless of what side of the hour you're on I just don't like political humor I like when old men in their 80s laugh at political humor not us That's just my opinion, but overall I did think the movie was pretty good Yeah, I had a lot of fun. Um, I'm not sure where this is gonna advance the story except for other than We seen we seen like, you know, we seen the picture of Deadpool and Wolverine together in suits And we've seen that but we haven't seen the trailer, but we did see like the thumbnail for the trailer So yeah, well, we can't watch the trailer because we don't want to spoil anything right and We do see that somehow they do intertwine. I'm not really sure how but I did hear it was in the mcu Right, which is shows a big thing. I guess fox and mcu finally do crops Yeah, yeah, so which is funny because they made so many fox references I don't think they were talking about like the news network. I think they're talking about Fox like the actual now. Yeah, because they're the ones who did the x-men right exactly. So, um But yeah, guys really good movie. Oh, what's next? I think next is uh Dark phoenix dark phoenix. All right. Well, uh, we're definitely gonna check out dark phoenix We got venom coming we got all those we gotta check out. So all right guys We're gonna keep rolling. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. Let's go