 Do you guys like my shoes? Super duper duper duper duper duper love. Did you fart? No. Was it you? Oh yeah, sorry, not that. That was fun. They match the house and they are cute. But they're so small. He looks like the mayor. Like a traditional mayor. Let's get the four of you. Four? Yeah. We can't afford it. Actually, this is $16.99. The tree is red. Yeah, but it's four. Four is the best in Texas. I think this one looks really good. Which one do you guys think is better? Chad, which one is better? I mean, this one is more expensive. I'll get this one. I like this one a little bit more, but I think... I'm so sorry. I was trying to squeeze it on you, sorry. She was so worried. She was like, oh, that's fine. Yeah. Let's look for some oranges. Some ornament right here. Actually, this one hurt if I spin this one around. Oh my gosh, I actually cut myself. She cut myself. She put her hands up. Is there all like gun ornaments? Not ornaments, gun decorations. They're shotgun shells. Are we gonna get them? No. Chad, I got you a present. Adoption. Because a family isn't made from blood. It's made from love. Essence calling. Oh, dude, you know what? Be a sick. If we had a bunch of lights on the toilet boards. Because no one does that. But we could wrap it around the toilet. No. No, there's no reason for that. They just don't do that. Because they just haven't thought of it yet. But we have. So we should. So we should do that too. We can put them on the car, just like we saw. You guys like my shoes? No, not yet, seal sore. Yeah, it's just the color of the store. The store's yellow. Is this better? Wait, what? How did you do that? It's starving. It's definitely gonna be under $500. Do you like those? Yeah. What do you mean, yeah? I just think we need more ornaments in general. You don't like them? No. Really? Unless you really like them, then, yeah. You should get them. I like them. Okay. Then you should get them. Yeah, he's so fat and cute. He's a lot. I love him. Actually, he's super fat. That's fine. This is the only thing that I super duper, duper, duper, duper, duper love. That's cool. He's so fat. He's so fat. This bird is. $50. A weapon. It's $50 but 70% off. He has a Christmas bird. Are we sure it's a Christmas bird? Is this a Christmas bird? I don't believe so. Let me see the bottom of it. I can tell you for sure. It is, yes. This is a Christmas bird. Dude, it would be sick if birds were this big. They are. No, not hogs. Like, just regular birds. All birds. They're crazy. I don't know. It's like prehistoric. That would be terrifying. $50 but 70% off. How much is that? There it is. $50 minus 70%. $15. Dude, that's a steal of a deal, actually. I would expect him to at least be 25. Holy crap. Dude, it's not bad. We way overshot. Let you know that you overshot. Try to guess again and then I'll let you know. How much is it? We've got some legitimate answers here. We saved $694.33. Should I tell them the total? Okay, that's all we saved. Let's go. That was actually none of them. Thank you, you too. I was like, sure. Look, because we're just... I'm already consolidated. Yeah, so Chad ended up being like less than $400, actually. That's crazy. $366. $366. Instead of we saved $600 or something. How is that? We got a bunch of stuff and it didn't cost... Yeah, we kind of got scammed at Walmart compared to this. This was way the hell better and it had better stuff. Yeah, Hobby Lobby was definitely the play. Yeah, so like all the people that really want early... We're going to pay you, actually. I'm so hungry, dude. I'm a horn steakhouse. Yeah, a steakhouse. Dude, pretty solid, actually. We got a good haul, dude. Pretty good, right? Are you having a fun life? Yeah, do you want one? Can I have some? Can we call this damn good? Yeah, dude. Stop eating candy. Yeah, because I don't want to eat candy for too long. Eating candy for too long is bad. That's why I eat it fast. No. I thought this old lady, I'll give her a ride home. Where? At the front. Are we waiting? Yeah, she was like five or six spots behind us in line. Really? I'm just kidding. Can you imagine how long that would take? That would be crazy, but... Yeah. That would be a really nice view. Well, no, no. I mean, yeah, it happened, but I'm not going to wait. I would have been really happy. I'm just kidding. Do you want cava? Let's go to cava? Okay, let's go to cava. Okay, no. We'll go to cava. Can I get a double bubble? Trying to blame it on me. Can I please have a cheeseburger with... Does it come with pickles? I forget. That's Chick-fil-A. Yeah, no pickles. No sauce. What? Light sauce. Light sauce. What else comes with it? Can you ask him what comes on the cheeseburger please? You don't want tomatoes, right? No. Wait, I don't remember. Frick. Okay, I'll just have a cheeseburger. Okay. Just light sauce please. Yeah, it's not wrong. Okay. Do you have a cheeseburger? Light on the Chick-fil-A sauce. I've never gone to... No pickles. No tomatoes. No... No onions? No, wait. No, that's fine. No, tomatoes and onions are okay at night. Oh no, she does want tomatoes and onions. I never said no onions. And then... Do you want fries, chuckle shake? Uh... Yes, please. Do you want fries and chuckle shake? Can I have a vanilla shake, actually? Oh, she wants a vanilla shake. Sorry. And then I'll have a double meat. No cheese. I'll have ketchup and mustard instead of the spread. I will get no tomatoes. No onions. No onions. Yes, pickles. And extra toast on the bun. And then I'll have fries and a chuckle shake. All right. Any ketchup? No ketchup? No ketchup right now. No, thank you. Actually, yes, please. Okay, never mind you. Thank you. Thanks. Damn, that shake is so good. I'm thinking about finishing class this morning. This shake is so good. Yeah. Have you had the vanilla one before? Actually, no. I would have tried it. What is school bus doing at this hour? I don't know. Every time in Texas, I always see school buses riding around at night. And it's freaking weird. It's not a lot of sports, but it's a Thursday night. We're heading towards home. That's why you can't see shrimp. It's top secret. Dude, I cannot drink all this milkshake. This is like straight up ice cream. Have you heard that song? Milk shake brings a little voice to your head. No. The girl's singing about her boobs. She calls it a milkshake. Isn't that weird? I mean, all women ever sing about is boobs and ass. True. You're the best. I'm going to start singing about penises. That's what I want to hear about. I want to hear her sing about some penises. Yeah. Exactly. That gum double standard. Set it down now. Put it over. Give me the friggin milkshake cup. Give it to me.