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So keep Pabstets on hand. Remember, it's easy to digest. A fine energy food that's wholesome and nourishing. Yes, ask your grocer tomorrow for Pabstets in the distinctive brown-flat package. Remember, it's Pabstets, P-A-B-S-T, hyphen, E-T-T. The delicious golden cheese food of a hundred uses. And now let's join our friend, the great Gildersleeve, who's brushing up on his golf game in preparation for the finals of the annual Labor Day Tournament at the Summerfield Country Club. On the eve of the great event, we find him in his living room behind the sofa addressing the ball with a mashee. This is a very difficult shot. Dear quiet birdie, never talk to anybody when they're making a golf shot. Yes, excuse me. Dear, now watch this. If you ever get in a trap, birdie, there's just one thing to remember. Oh, I keep out of traps. Yes. The thing is, you want to get under the ball and give it plenty of backspin. Now watch this. This is what we call a chip shot. Chip shot, huh? What do we do with the chips? Oh, my goodness. What's Miss Marjorie going to say when she sees what's happened to her baby? Well, those things shouldn't be left lying around on mantles. As a matter of fact, I know something will look a lot better up there anyway. What's that? A nice big silver cup with my name on it. Oh, yes, but that would go good. Oh, by the way, Mr. Gilfrey, Miss Marjorie said to tell you we're putting you in the sewing room tonight. It's the sewing room? Why? What have I done? She said she's going to put Mr. Farris in your room. Who's Mr. Farris? I don't know, but he's the gentleman who's going to sleep in your room. Where am I expected to sleep on the floor? Oh, no, you're going to have Leroy's camp car, the one that folds up. It folds up. Suppose you get the broom and sweep up these divots, Bertie. How soon is dinner? I'm starving. Oh, any time now, Mr. Gilfrey. We're just waiting for Mr. Farris. Yeah, Mr. Farris again. Well, I'm hungry enough to eat a horse. What are we having, Bertie? Oh, we're having canned liver. Have we come to that? And mashed potatoes and fried eggplant. Fried eggplant? Yes. You know I can't stand eggplant, Bertie. It makes me break out. Yes, I know it, but Miss Margaret said Mr. Farris just jolts on eggplant. Well, I don't jolt on Mr. Farris. You can tell him that, whoever he is. Yes, I'll do that. Excuse me now, Miss Gilfrey. I got to see what's cooking. It... Whatever you do, don't let anything happen to that eggplant. Eggplant, sewing room. I don't know why we have a sewing room anyway. There hasn't been any sewing done in this house for 20 years. Eh, that you, Marjorie? Good evening, Uncle Moore. Listen, what's this all about? Say, you're really done up tonight, aren't you? You like it? Eh? I got it for the dance. It only costs $10 more than my allowance, especially reduced. Eh? You haven't told me whether you like it. Well, you haven't given me a chance. Eh, turn around, my dear. Well? Marjorie, come kiss your dear old uncle. You do like it, then. I mean, you look like a million dollars, especially reduced. I'm glad. There's only one thing. Eh, you don't think that dress is a little... Oh, don't be old-fashioned, Uncle Moore. I bet probably every girl at the dance will be wearing a dress like this. Maybe I'll change my mind and go. Oh, please, dear, it's going to be such fun. No, no, my dear, I've got to get my sleep. I've got to be in the pink tomorrow. Aw, come on. No, you and Doug go ahead and have a good time. Oh, I'm not going to the dance with Doug. Eh, you're not? No. Why not? Well, Doug and I have just had an understanding, that's all. You mean you're not speaking? No, it's all perfectly friendly. Oh, brother, that's worse. Well, who is taking you to the dance? I'm going with Leroy. Leroy? You didn't buy that dress with all of us to go to the dance with Leroy. And another thing says one does Leroy go to dances at night. I don't ever do... Leroy! Come back here, young man. Yes, Uncle Moore. Where did you get that neck tie? Upstairs. No, I thought so. Suppose you take it right back upstairs. Yes, sir. Oh, nice. What do you mean, by the way? I mean, can I? Why do you ask me? You seem to be going. Oh, gee, thanks, Uncle. I'll sweep out the whole garage tomorrow. Well, see that you get back here by 10.30. Oh, okay. I'll sweep out the pool shed. Hey, I forgot to ask you how you came out in the tournament today, Uncle Moore. Oh, the tournament? Oh, I'm doing pretty well. I played Judge Hooker in the finals tomorrow. Judge Hooker? Yeah. Well, that Doug must have improved his game. Yeah, he's improved his handicap. I think they added in his age or a social security number or something. Oh, you can beat him. Why don't you come to the dance? After all, he's coming. I don't crush that old goat. He's just the type who would sneak home early and go to sleep. Besides, we got a good bet on this game. Two dollars. Well, you're going to miss the best dance the club's ever had. That's right, Uncle. And you know all the trouble we had over the band. Well, guess who we finally got? I don't know. Who? They got Bill Farris. No. Yes. Who's Bill Farris? Margie, tell him who Bill Farris is. He's a band leader. He plays the trumpet. Just probably the greatest trumpet player in the world, that's all. Next to Molly Haynes. I never heard of him either. Oh, you have two, Uncle Morse. You know that record? I don't want to walk without you, baby. I auto you played at night and day for three months. Well, that's Molly Haynes on the trumpet. Bill Farris plays a lot like him. Keep him away from here, then. Oh, don't be a nicky, Uncle Morse. The matter of fact, he happens to be coming here to dinner tonight. We're putting him up for the weekend. Oh, he's the one who's sleeping in my little bed, huh? No, we couldn't ask a guest to sleep on a car. He's the gent who's ordering the meals around here now, huh? Bill Farris. I've put up with a lot of things, my dear. But this is the first time I've ever had to play second fiddle to a cornet player. It's been that for a long night. Curling up at the edges. Well, I'm curling up at the edges, too, Bertie. We've waited long enough for this starboarder of ours. Let's eat. Oh, I guess we'll have to. I told him seven o'clock. Oh, do let me go. Well, hello. She hasn't seen him since four o'clock this afternoon. Well, I do. Sorry, I'm late. I had to stop off to close the deal. Hey, this isn't a bad little dump you got here. Yeah, thanks. Who's your fat friend? Hello, Mr. Farris. This is Mr. Farris. Just call me Bill. And this is my uncle, Mr. Gildesley. Hiya, Jack. Just call me Mr. He's a character, isn't he? Hey, hey, Lawrence. Oh, yes, and this is my little brother. Hiya, Slat. Hi, Mr. Farris. He know something? What? I think he's got a swell band. I listen to you every time you're on the radio. Well, it hardly comes under the heading of news, but they all listen to me. You listen to any of the bands today. Eddie Francis, Gooney Myers, Mori Haines. They all steal from me. Oh, but I love Mori Haines, don't you? Mori Haines. Don't make me sick. What's that guy got? No tell of nothing? Yes. Well, I can blow more trumpet with my left ear than he can blow with his mouth. Mori Haines. Well, I could have been right up where Mori Haines is today, cleaning up. Then why aren't you? I'll tell you why, just to give you an idea of what you're up against in this business. Mori Haines and I auditioned for the same radio program a while back. There's no question which is the better band, but it so happens that the sponsor's got a crotch on I Don't Want to Walk Without Your Baby. Well, I don't happen to have it in the books, Mori Haines. Oh, I love it, though. Well, I see I gotta educate you, sugar. I wouldn't be caught playing that tune at a dog fight. What's the matter with it? It's a lot of corn. That guy, Haines. But it wasn't for that broken down ballad. Where would he be today? Well, I, I rather like it. Well, the more jewelry... I don't want to. I think it's got something. Oh, don't sing it around me, brother. I can't take it. Excuse me, Miss Margie. Dinner's ready and then some. Oh, right. Do you mind if we sit right down, Mr. Ferris? I'm afraid we'll be late for the day. Oh, I couldn't eat anything. Matter of fact, I got a little hungry, so I grabbed the bite on the way over. Oh, well, you don't mind if we grab a bite? After waiting for you for an hour. Oh, go ahead, Jack. Eat your head off. Don't mind me. Murder. Well, come on, gorgeous. You don't want to eat now. I got the car waiting outside. If you get hungry, we'll stop at a bean wagon. Oh, that would be fun. If Uncle Mark doesn't mind. No, he doesn't mind. Something will arrive? Okay. Hey, will you give me a lesson? You go. Well, some other time. Hey, don't stay up too late, Pop. Pop? Jump this bag in my room when you go upstairs. Oh! Hooker, watch this ride now. Head down, wrist locked, left arm stiff. Come back slow and... 1700 yards right to the pin. Now we come to the water hole. Watch me drive this one across the sleepy lagoon. Even the sleepy lagoon. Where's all that racket? What's going on out here? Oh, they must be back from the dance. This is a fine time for sleepy lagoon. I'll go down there and put that goon to sleep. Oh! He'll never get me in a folding cot again. Where's that light switch? Oh, my poor little pinkies. Where's that door? It was here last night. Oh, I'm in the sewing room, yeah. Oh, here it is. Remember, take the second valve on that highway. Where'd you get the night shirt? Yeah. The E-Roy, you skin right upstairs as fast as your little legs can carry you. I told you to be in bed by 10.30. Is it that way, Doc? It's 2.30 and you know it. Look at your eyes. They're popping out. Now get up there. Yes, Uncle. Oh, I'm sorry, Uncle Ma, if we disturbed you. My window is right over the porch here. Okay, I won't play anymore. Go climb into your snuggle bunny. Snuggle bunny? Why don't you take that sour cornet and turn it in for scrap? If it's fellas like you, we're holding up the war effort. You better come up pretty soon, my dear. Right away, Uncle Mois. As soon as I turn out the lights. Oh, what's your hurry? You can sleep anytime. Now let's park on the swing here and take a gander at the moon. Well, just for a minute. It's awfully late. Well, move over. Let's get acquainted. Well, I really must go. Oh, nonsense. I don't come to town every day, you know. Hey, I hope you're not one of those old-fashioned types. Well, no. Well, I move over. That's it. Take a look at that moon. Now, that moon was just made for you and me. You know, I really must go. Don't say anything. Don't spoil it. Nice out here, isn't it? 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It's an excellent energy food, rich in milk protein, and it gives you vitamin A and the important milk minerals calcium and phosphorus. So you see, for many reasons, it's a good thing to have papstette on hand. Stock up on papstette tomorrow. Remember, papstette, the delicious golden cheese food of a hundred uses. Now let's get back to the great Gilda sleep. After a hard night in the sewing room, he comes down to breakfast with murder in his heart and circles under his eyes. Oh, what a night. I think I'll just have a poached egg this morning, Bertie. Yes, sir. Uncle Moore, I'm sorry about last night. Really, I am. I tried to... You think nothing of it, my dear. Think nothing of it. What's a mere golf trophy compared to one night of giddy pleasure? Oh, Uncle Moore. Oh, well, I guess I'll just give up the game. It'd have been nice to win a cup, though, just once before I die. Oh, Uncle Moore, don't talk like that. You're going to win. Anybody home? Oh, it's Judge Hooker. Come in, Judge. He always comes for breakfast. What does he want? I suppose he came over here to gloat. Oh, goat yourself. Morning, Marjorie. Oh, Judge, what's the matter with your leg? Attack of gout. I've got it bad. Did you say gout? What'd you think I said? Can't you see it's killing me? Oh, Judgey, that's a shame. Something I ate. It kept me awake the whole night. Well, that's too bad. Birdie, cancel that egg. I think I'll have some hot cakes and sausages. Yes, sir. What'd you say do today? Cancel it. Aw, shucks, I went and poached it. Never mind. Bring it on. I'll eat it anyway. Can't it join me in an egg, Judge? No thanks. Oh, it's too bad about your foot, Judge. That'll kind of spoil your game, won't it? Yes, I'm afraid we'll have to postpone the match, Dr. Morton. What do you mean, postpone it? Do you either play it or forfeit it? No, guilty. You wouldn't want to win that cup by default. Well, it's tough luck, Judge. You wouldn't want people saying you took advantage of a fellow when he ate a lobster. You should have thought of that before you ate the lobster. Oh, have a heart, guilty. You know I can't walk around that course. Oh, yeah, Jackson, how's the kid? I'll just sleep. You've got the nerve to ask me that. Oh, yeah, Judge, what's the argument? Well, maybe you can settle it for us. You know anything about golf? Oh, too I know anything about golf. Don't make me laugh. Oh, I've got the golf. I can't play today, and Gilderslee here claims I have to forfeit the match. Well, that's easy. I'll play it for you. If you all know you won't. Why not, Gilderslee? It's better than a default. Oh, he's afraid that's all right. I am not afraid. I'll play this fellow. That's the way you want it. All right, Patso, let's get going. Yes, sir. Well, Mr. Ferris, this is our first tee. We're rather proud of this hole. Yes, it's 485 yards with a trap to the right of the green. Better watch out for those woods at the left, too. Never mind the diagrams, Pop. Just show me the flag. Where's that driver? Now, keep your eyes peeled now. This one's gone a long way. Oh, my goodness. Gee, that was a view, Bill. It must be 300 yards. 310. That's the longest drive in the history of this hole. It was just a lucky fluke, I hope. All right, Pop, I gave you something to shoot at there. Whip out the old piledriver and see if you can knock the ball off the tee. Don't worry about me, Ferris. I'll show you a drive. Hand me that club, Leroy. And give me a ball. Here. You better give me the good ball. There. Now stand back, son. I've got a lot of things to remember here. Head down, wrist locked, left arm stiff, and come back slow. You forgot one thing, Pop. You forgot to hit the ball. Leroy, remember you're tatting for me. You laugh at my jokes. Watch this now. This is the clubhouse after the first nine. This is the ninth hole. I'm taking no chances. I'm going to sight this putt very carefully. Come on, come on. All right, all right. One side, Leroy. Take that pin out. Quiet now. Sighted putts sank, same. Well, it looks like I'm going to win this hole, Ferris. Now, if I sink this 25-footer, it'll be a tie. Brother, if you sink that putt, I'll buy you a lunch. It's a deal. Hold your breath. Let's go to lunch. Another piece of pie. No, not for me, Pop. Light lunch is best when you've got another nine to play. Light lunch, three pieces of pie. Well, maybe I guess you're right. Mr. Gilersleeve, can I show you some French pastry? No, thanks, Garsong. Light lunch today. Got it right there with you, though, haven't you? Yes, sir. That little chocolate house looks pretty good. What's inside of that? Just a light filling, Mr. Gilersleeve. Oh, fine. You can give me the chocolate house. Yes, sir. Which one? You might as well give me both of them. Oh, hello, Judge. What do you want? I just wanted to make sure you're eating your head off, as usual. Well, Mr. Ferris, you think you can beat him worse this afternoon you did this morning? Oh, sure. I didn't have the feel of my clubs this morning. You're that guilty? I ought to shoot better than 37 on a dinky little nine hole course like this. No, just a minute, Ferris. You can't come to Summerfield and knock our golf course. You're right, Gildy. No, take it easy, fellas. It's a cute little course. If you like croquet... Croquet? Nothing. I'll have you know that Walter Hagen played this course, and he said it was wonderful. The Hague said that? Yes. He said I've never played on anything like it in my life. Those were his exact words. They sounded better even when he said them. Well, I still say if this is a good course, I'm Bobby Jones. Well, you listen to me, Jones. Oh, Ferris, I'm just sore enough to make you eat those words. I'm too down to you on the first nine, right? I'll bet you $50 that I win this match. Did I say that? $50? Hey, Uncle, you off your stick? Yeah, I must be. No, by golly, I said $50, and I'm going to stick to it. What about it, Ferris? It's a bet, Pop. I never hoped to make $50 bucks any easier. Come on. Wait till I eat this last roof. Maybe she'll bring you luck. Quiet, Leroy. Ferris is about to drive. How's it going, Leroy? Uncle Mort just bed his shirt, and it's already hanging out. Never mind that shirt. Give me that driver. All right. Head down now. Left arm stiff. Oh, nuts to that. Slam it. Oh, that's all I needed, dude. Cheating? Oh, no, my boy. He wouldn't do a thing like that. Still, he's a cornet player. Yeah, I know for a fact he forgot to count a couple of his shots. He did? Why, that's terrible. Hurry up, that's all. Let's get this over with. All right, all right. Go ahead. It's your shot. Now, give me that glove. There. Right smack on the green. Pop that butterball. Butterball? Nah. Don't let him get you going, Uncle. Here's your glove. All right, my boy. Here goes. Look out! Who really did that to make me miss? I did not. I was talking to my caddy. If you weren't such a little fellow, I'd knock the suppings out of you. I mean, if you weren't such a big fellow. Quit squawking. Let's get going. Move over, Leroy. Okay, Uncle. Don't worry. I know a way to fix him. What's that? Never mind. Let me shoot first. A pen. Come on, Leroy. Marjorie, we'll win this thing yet. What were you saying, Leroy? If he's going to cheat, we can take care of him. Oh, now, nothing unsporting, my boy. Can't have anything like that. Are you sure it'll work? Don't you worry, Uncle Mort. Just leave it to me. Well, Pop, looks like you'll be home in five, but if I make this putt, I'm down in three in the matches over. Yeah, I can't deny it, Ferris. It's only a six-foot putt. Want to concede it? Concede? Proc Morton, P. Gillis, leave concede? Never. There's a principle involved. What principle, Uncle? 50 bucks. That's the spirit, Uncle Morton. Well, have it your way, kids. The cup means nothing to me, but a hold that cash. Hand me my putter, son. Do it now, Leroy. Walk with our dogs. Quiet. I told you I can't stand that song. Quiet. The boy is just musically inclined. Go right ahead and putt. Ah, darn, kid. Go. All right, I missed it. But if I sink this one, I still win. Oh, yes, I can still lose. Go ahead. I'll do it. Listen, I told you I don't like that song. Now cut it out. Sink the putt, sink the putt. Okay. If you miss once more, baby, I'll win. Don't worry. Watch this one. I win, don't I? Oh, quiet now. Worth two dollars to see a beat that stuck-up trumpet player. Horace, you're a pal. Come on, let's get up there to that 19th hole, huh? You like my trophy, Bertie? My? Sure looks handsome up there, Mr. Gillis. Just what the medal needed. But I thought they were going to give you a cup. Well, none of the clubs are giving cups anymore, Bertie. The government needs the medal for scrap. But this is a very valuable, mean base. It's gorgeous, all right. Yeah, you should have seen how I won it, Bertie. I was lying about 50 feet from the hole, you see? Yeah. Here, give me that club. All right. Thank you. I'll show you. I took my trusty number five iron. I swung it easy like this. Oh, good night, everybody. The music heard on this program was composed and conducted by Billy Mills. This is Frank Bingham speaking for the makers of Pac-Sep and inviting you to tune in again next week at the same time for the further adventures of the Great Gilders League. Have you discovered the speedy way to make swell macaroni and cheese? These days, clever women make that favorite dish without any fuss of grating cheese, without any bother with blanching and baking the macaroni. They simply open up a package of the product called Kraft Dinner. 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