 Internal Revenue Service IRS tax news! There's no news today, so we'll go to a random joke here. As an IRS officer of the government, I need you to pay your taxes with no complaints. And I mean, I don't even want to hear one tweet out of you about it. Or we'll shut you down. What? What's that, Miss Government Assistant? We can't do that anymore. We no longer control Twitter? Hey, you don't understand. I'm a powerful government executive. I can shut down whoever I want whenever I want. We shut down a sitting president for crying out loud. That's what we do. We control social media. Elon, who did what? We'll just tell the newbie whoever this guy is who really owns social media in this country. The government. You did? And he told you what? And he also says Trump can tweet? And then he puts you on hold while he shut down a Russian satellite with his own rocket? Who is this guy?