 Whee! That's our rental car, the Cream Dream. We're finding a beach, it's a secluded beach, we thought it would be over sort of barren lands with views but it turns out we're going through this temperate rainforest. It was a storm last night so the roads have been filled with stuff that's fallen down and it's a dampness in the air and we're off to go find this beach. How far is it Fern? Did it say? Fern doesn't know. What I will do as well is I've got the OS map on my phone, I'll put that up now so you can have a look at the route itself if anyone wants to follow it. Absolutely nailed it. See if you do walking back to camera in any country. How's he been? He's been, baby, he has been. He's been, wow. Jesus Christ, man down! See you later mate. There's a boy, there's a good boy. They look massive from far away then they get up close, they're tiny. As we're hiking down two things that have struck me, one there's waterfalls which is, if you know these islands, the Canary Islands, they're like rivers and things like that are very hard to come by and just up the north of Tenerife there's just waterfalls and stuff and I don't know whether they're always here or it's because we had a bit of a rainstorm last night, it was thunder, lightning and heavy rain and whether that's just the runoff from that. I think that's the case, it's just the runoff because it doesn't look like it always falls there but the second thing is that we keep coming across these little tiny houses tucked right into the rocks and you wouldn't know they were there unless you walked past them. How, without helicoptering it in, do you get all them breeze blocks in, the mortar and everything else to build that? It's mind-boggling. He's got the best gaff because like there's just running water at the back of your house, you're good to go. If you fancy just shining it all off, feeding straight into the back of that person's house. That's a beauty. Look at it now. I reckon you can drink that dew. It's quite clever, he's built a little thing inside so it'll capture it all in here. It's almost like a little sink and then you can use that to wash yourself or, oh I've unblocked it, look it had a blockage but now if it's unblocked then you've got yourself a little tap. I reckon that's good to go you know. I'm gonna have a bit. It's lovely. That's a good clover. Wow. Bit of rock climbing. We'll be back on the path. It's so big. Yeah bumble. You are, you're a fern. There's an airplane going over so excuse that nice but look, it could be Peru. I haven't seen any medics on this one and you know sometimes I've done it in the past where when I was on the Cape Ralph Trail there's a lamb and it was too small. I didn't want to medic it and there's a cat down there, a dead cat and I just don't want to medic it because some things don't feel medicable if that makes sense. So R.I.P cat. Someone's just been chilling like having a barbeque, I mean I think that's a natural. It's built into the cliff. Oh it's actually someone's gaff. This is maybe their shed or something? Look at the views they've got there. It's absolutely insane. This is like the Hills of Eyes. Like it's like that version of it but sunny. I love these tiles. Check it out. They've got like a little butterfly printed on them. Let's get out of cat towers. How on earth are you making that? How are you getting all that? That's cool. How do they do it? Well not just shopping like everything to build that. The only way in and out is the way that we've just come there. This is crazy. Whoa. Love views. Merry Christmas from mine to yours. Look at this one. Just a little bamboo and asbestos roof with a little bar there. Look at that view. I've plotted in this route onto my OS map. There it is catching up with us and we are these buildings out on here and then as you can see there it says there's a big cave up in up there somehow. Ferns in amongst it. If I zoom out you can see how far we've got to go. So we're there we've got to go the rest of the way to this secluded beach and that's the plan and then hopefully make our way back as well. We're not we're not leaving ourselves so much time because it gets dark at about half six. We found it. We found the cave. Okay you can you can enter the cave. Oh it's quite low. So they build the caves and then they put little extensions on them. Yeah they started in the caves weren't they many moons ago. That's pretty cool. Another cave. Why is it so the slipping in these caves. Hello can I cave can I come in. Oh Fern this is well I reckon we could get a good acoustic in here. Well what I'm going to do is try and get that note that reverberates. Just make sure there's no massive rats that are going to do a bit. Wow. Whoa right cave times. Hold on. Let's see if I can get it. Oh something like that. I mean my mate hit this note and it was like baby you shot one. Me and my mate Joe was doing it in a cave. It wasn't that. It was nice. Did you like? Good soup. Good soup. I like big buds of the cave. And now there's little bits of it to put your tea lights in I think. If you're into it. Anyway sound bath. Anyway come on. Oh and it's weird in there. The sound is going in. So if you are going to do these hikes. I mean it's not for the the faint of leg or the faint of head. Some of the hikes are quite steep if you took just one false step there. One wrong move you're pretty much done for. The best you can hope for is you're getting peeled on cacti somewhere down and it slows you down but if that's the best you can hope for you're in a pretty bad space. We're going to go up and over this ridge. The crib gawk of tenor reef. So here we are. 3.2. It's another 3.2 k. That's some hell of a spot. That's quite far so keep going. And the clouds are coming in. The clouds are following us and so this is like the crossroads. We could head down to Palaea de Zaputa of Zappa Antiquad. So yeah we've got another 3 k. So if we zoom out we can see here. You can even see on this guys. Do you see? Probably not. We're there. We're not quite halfway yet. Just showing look at either side. It's big steep valleys either side. We're having to do a serious bit of mountain back. Do you know what I think? I think we've come the wrong way from back here. I'm going to run back and see if there's an easier way down. Look, Kambala which tells me that that's the way and I'm going to add a little bit to that because it's an amazing thing look. And that tells me this way and it is. We'll have to remember this for the way back. Look at that man one false move. I was just saying like our ferns just jumped down the hard way and I've gone back round the normal path. Do you live there now? That is the way. There was a cairn but let me come and help you. It's not that bad. There we go. It's taken us down into the valley and we're cutting along this path next to this river. It doesn't look very appetising as far as like getting in it but it's because because of the rain last night it's just all surface water that's just taking all the the silt and the mud off so it looks a bit gammy but it's an absolutely beautiful trail and I was just saying to fern it's like it's like one of your long distance hikes in the UK but then every now and again there's a big cactus or just ever so slight differences in the fauna and flora. Is that life? It's ever so sleepy. How has this happened? No. That's it. Nailed it. I absolutely nailed it. Smashed it. Okay. Many thanks. We're beginning what looks like our descent to what we hope will be our private beach. It should be okay because on our way back the sun will be behind this ridge and we won't be getting pepper too much because we don't want the sun on us when we're hiking back up this mountain and I've called it a mountain because that's what it is. Oh look. Whoa what is this? Tracks look like look like some sort of deer don't they? Come on. Some bit better. Do you want to do it again? We can't keep doing this guys it's very hot and it's a lot further than we thought so I hope you appreciate these. In fact we'll give you one more. One more come on. We've got this. Okay enthusiasm. The next clip is us dying down there. Thanks for your patience love you. Yeah it's not for the faint hearted actually this hike. It's quite a leg pump and also we've got to go all the way back up. I'm really glad they bought me hiking boots. We both we didn't bring any luggage on the plate we just came with carry-on and we knew we were going to be hiking so we just came we traveled in our hiking boots and I'm in my lowers which I'm glad I brought because they've got the ankle support it's quite rocky and the rocks are quite sharp so that little bit of ankle support is well worth it over my trail runners. I'm enjoying them for day hikes if it was multi-multi-day hikes I would definitely be in my trail runners but for this start hiking I'm glad I brought them. You don't want someone to come off there because that is logging you off. We think we're going to get something good off there so this is what we and this is how it live and direct oh yes oh there's a harbour and a little like thing oh I'm starting to regret not bringing my flippers now oh wow look at that houses and stuff they must have brought something on boats that looks cool let's get down there. You're a geographer. I'm a geographer. Good so this is a magma bed and if you don't think it is because you're an actual geologist then then obviously it's not but for us it is we've deduced because it just looks like it's run down doesn't it like unless it's black it's magma make magma great again now my brain is just is whoosh he's going towards like oh we've got to get back up that that magma farm go through here look oh I tell you what man it's good for you the old ADHD break is the the terrain is just ever changing as soon as you get used to one thing it's just you're on to the next have we like rumour has it that we've gone the wrong way even where's fern gone are you all right we've made our own sarnies which is an absolute delight I've never been so excited to have a sarnie in my life you were there right pretty much oh you're so yeah you're so right it's just so right that is a good shout yeah jumping that prickly pear bush for the bands okay it wouldn't be hospital but it'd be a long you'd have your one of us that have our workout for us with the tweezers very awful I don't know if what I'm doing with these vlogs and how how they're all panning out and what you've seen but yesterday we did go foraging for the prickly pears and a fern got one stuck one in the roof of the mouth and then one in a tongue that took a lot of getting out and I think she's gonna have PTSD from it for the rest of her days well done well done we're here we've made it on to the black sand it's like glitter yeah and it's just smooth and really fine sarnies and crisps I'm gonna put my crisps in my salad oh my god she's gone wild she's gone wild great idea though but we've made it that we've made it down and we're gonna run and go for a swim in the big blue absolutely stunning and then because we're cutting it so fine we're gonna have to sort of straight away so we're just gonna go for a dip and then we're gonna head back up because it's gonna take us about three hours to get back to the car and we've only got about that much daylight left so we'll see what happens look at this man all this to ourselves the whole beach and we've been for a swim we've cooled down had a rest eating our sandwiches and now it's the ascent back up right we've started we've set off going and with for some reason forgotten everything with it's like childbirth I think in it you forget you forget the distress and it puts you through oh my god not that bad as well and here we are we've just cut off the spines and peeled it and I was promised I'd never eat one of these again but this yeah yes literally yesterday we were running around scared of this actual fruit weren't we but I think the problem yesterday was that we'd put them all in that little green bag and then all the spines from one had got onto the next one and then they were just everywhere and it was uncontrollable yeah but actually if you just pick one off yeah and and knife the um spindles off and then peel them yeah keep it contained cheers oh you're going in just eat it wow don't do that she says don't do that so you see we've learned a lot from our pickley pear experience what what was that you'll also notice that further dressed as a prickly pear right now which is absolutely insane um small bites that a lot of seeds do I need to turn this camera off why do you spit them all out yeah see you later um I'll bring you over to me while Fer just discards the seeds small bites I think what we want is the vitamins from it maybe a little bit of the mouthfeel and a little bit of like juice small bites it's not even amazing I'm associating the taste with how annoying they are yeah when you listen to someone's music you don't like you like anyone Kanye West maybe we were against the clock and we should really we really shouldn't be stopping haha there he is oh there look at that good eye mate so I'm gonna creep up on this goat and get a close-up and show you look if I was a hunter this is how close I would get to it please don't kick my head in because that'd be well embarrassing he's a big lad look at the size of danglers on him this is one of his own beeswax you're a regal boy aren't you no he's so luscious here we go big push up this little bit here and then we've got some vistas it's a definite leg pumper and there's a sun just you can see it going down behind these mountains it's causing a lovely sort of misty hazy if you will vibe it's vibes beautiful and there she is fern smashing it absolutely smashing it what we've done is we've got some we've brought some electrolytes with us and put them in our water these uh I leave a foot over me and I won't go along this tight without them they are exquisite and are good for if you've been out on the old wobbly pop as well you bang one of them in the morning you feel right it's raining so I'll leave a link below to them there check them out if you want I don't know how you pronounce it it's the kueh kuehcha got kuehchua and from Decaflon and I've had a few of their things before and fern we picked this up because her other um her field raving bag was digging into her her shoulders so we picked this up it's a 20 litre how much was it 25 euros it was like 25 30 euros something like that and it is amazing isn't it it's so good and fern recommends it to her girls if they want a day pack oh yeah she does that way then yeah that's where you were gutted on there highlight of the whole of the whole vlog in fact guys let's cut back to that bit and have another little look shall we queue that little bit do you live there now nice to revisit that little boba there la moon and then this side is all in chiado you see look at it though it's such cool it doesn't really pick it up on here as much but you can trust me the contours are just amazing and then that side look wow look at it through into the forest we go into the cooling temperate rainforest it really just has had everything this hike from the rainforest to the exposed areas the de fauna and flora keeps changing what underfoot we've had several river crossings we've had a sandy beach all to ourselves we've still got quite a way to go there so i'm not going to get too uh celebrate there's a bit of heavy look at this little terracotta house tucked in on this ridge it's unbelievable that how have they made it honestly if anyone knows that right in the comments how are you going to know but if you do know how to tell me how they do it how do they do it is it all helicoptered in or is it done by huge families over time where they just bring it all up in on mass she's going to be hitting it wow look at that you stunner absolutely beautiful oh me you're on in but you're bored of it you're bored of these videos are you which is yarnathon look at this it's stunning and i was going to say like apologize to everyone that have not been uploading and making hiking and camping videos and i was thinking oh well this is kind of a not the same but it is the same because look i'm hiking in the mountains it's just that i'm not sleeping in the tent but if you just squint your eyes and imagine a little bit i am sleeping in the tent in many ways also peace guys i don't know what i'm saying but what i'm saying is it looks beautiful doesn't it and it's as beautiful as any hike that you can do in england if not more so look it's just silhouettes oh yeah i like the silhouette you can't see all the hair that you've rubbed on my face because someone rubbed peaking pear in fern's face oh look at that wonderful get off back in the temperate rainforest and it's cooler you can feel the air is cooler the um all the uh plants are a bit different and we've been treated to this lovely like mountainous sunset poking itself away if we can get up here fern's going for a goose look shall we have a goose what we are oh dear i'm a sweaty mess guys new slash i'm a sweaty mess we're having a little break should we have a power bar we've got energy bars let's have a bit of water in an energy bar because what better place to stop is it a sheer drop oh it's edge shearing isn't it can you have one why have you had yours i've had two you've had two where did you have them have you been sneaking up guys she's not a team player it's evident it's terrible what you've eaten all out of contract i had two at lunch and then you didn't have yours of course you can have one sausage if you see there and the very distance has just manifested itself that's the uh the top of mount tide which is in the south and it's an active volcano and we can see it from here that is stunning stay tuned because we're going to try and get to the top of that or at least near the top of it we're losing light rapidly and the canopy is so thick luckily the path is well trodden in up here and we timed it perfectly but look there's the moon that's how you throw the moons out it's getting quite dark and now it even gets even wetter and more green and more lush up here he even got bracken see all that orange stuff that's just dead bracken i can sense the car this is leg day in it leg week that's right listen to all the different birds proper rainforest vibes i can see the car the cream princess the cream dream she's there look you've nailed it all done there she be topping out we don't have a trig point or the end of a hike where we'll top out on the for the cream dream what are you relieved to see the car yeah you want to top out on over your hand like we've just yeah like the end of on a trig point trigman fried oh we can neck we can neck the lekkies can you get my drink out neck the lekkie unreal oh to drink without having the thought of saving anything is just a joy so what we take for granted he's not gonna leave that there i am gonna leave that there because leave only plastic bottles take only memories i'm gonna leave a link below to my os map are there sorry bottles going everywhere i'll leave a link below to my os map thing and we're going to do a review of it and what from you can sort of go from easy moderate extreme what would you say because paul made them the route the route did not exist oh yeah the route didn't exist we've planned we've plotted it in and then now we've got to the part of what on the website or the app where it asks you like okay that's your route do you want to save it and share it with others how hard was it so we've got to answer a questionnaire about the route that we made yeah and so you can go and see that but what would you say it would be like a difficult route i use it between moderate and hard because i think like hard would be actually rock climbing like maybe you need some specialist equipment and that was incredibly difficult and like sweaty but not life-threatening but at no point was i like i don't think i can do this yeah it was just hard but so i think that's the top between moderate and hard amber if it was a color yeah amber amber there you go um want to do so do check it out and check it out if you want to do it um there'll be more stuff coming from tenor reef i should imagine i think we're going to go and do some diving try and redeem myself with the turtles but for now thanks for watching take care of yourselves that's a new one