Littlest Butt Take 1





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Published on Aug 29, 2013

First draft, couple errors, low quality. Enjoy!

Thanks to whomever sent this to David Malki ! (or maybe he found it all on his own? idk). and thanks to all of the fans of the comic who enjoyed this!

Lyrics (Chorus AND SONG IDEA Courtesy of David Malki ! and Wondermark)

I want the...
Littlest butt/ Butt so little that it looks glued shut
Want those cheeks to look like peaches/ Tiny size is their main features
Littlest butt in all the land/ Cleft like the chin of a real strong man
Littlest butt.... Littlest buuuuuuuuuutttt
Verse 1
Want a butt that none can pinch/ Curve to crease is just one inch
Guinness world record for the smallest bum/ Tiny pinhole where the farts come from
Little tiny poot from that little tiny spout/ Bumblebee sneezes and it drowns it out
Hardly smells cuz my butt's so small/ Crop dustin up and down the longest hall...
Verse 2
Butt so little it's hardly there/ Gotta squint to see the tiny butt hairs
Everybody wants to have a butt like mine/ Tiny little butts just look so fine
Like a little "B" at font-size 10/ couple little squiggles show I tooted again
Even ol' Mix-A-Lot gotta say/ sometimes I like to see em little that wayyyy
Gotta love a butt that's hard to see/ Like a tiny squid's eye just squintin at me
Little butts avoid human centipede/ only mouth that would fit is a capuchin monkey.....


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