 My goal is not to get a million subs by the end of this year. No, no, no, no My goal is to catch up to Attack on Titan on this channel before the season ends Let me know down below if y'all think that's a good idea If you actually think I could do it unless there's one episode left Then I guess I'm gonna have to react to the whole damn show in one video So it's time for me to shut my fat mouth and get to Attack on Titan, baby How dare you show Aaron. Oh my god. I Forgot this is the first video. I'm doing where Aaron's not alive anymore. What are y'all doing? Get out there Give it up to these voice actors. Who is that? Oh, no. Oh No, she's better fine Aaron's bones coughed up on a sidewalk. I I don't think I could do this guys Shurken off. Oh my god. Where is my mind right now? What remember remember I really thought there was no blood in the show this dude Just stuffed a double barrel into his mouth like a cock and blew his brains out this show Just continues to raise the bar for not giving a fuck late. They just keep going and going Connie is just going off on John or Shawn Jean Billy Jean, I love how they show every perspective you have these Goliath type creatures invading your home. You don't even know how to stop them You don't know if you're built to stop them. There's too many of them You're surprised because one of them like the colossal Titan comes at these random ass fucking times I don't know what's going on. So everybody's not like, yeah, let's let's kill the Titans guys No, no, no, no, this is real That's what I love about this Give her a potato and I promise you she will fuck these Titans in the ass. Oh, no I think I've done make a jokes for this whole video. Oh, he's dying He is gone. You are a goner, bro. He's dying for nothing. You were useless. He did nothing in this war your garbage I The piece of guy deal what's going on. Yeah, me too. Don't show it again Don't say his name. No, no, no This scene. Oh God listen, I make jokes on this channel as much as I can to keep it entertaining But that was powerful. Oh man, you have to give it up to Armin's voice actor You really feel like his best friend just got swallowed and I'm not talking about the good way I'm not crying. I just met these characters four episodes ago. Why am I crying man? She is gonna go on a killing spree. Yo, even Andy is shook. Yo, they're all shook. Yeah, baby Yeah, she is Y'all weren't gonna do shit. Anyways, you're the side characters. Don't you know that? Hey, I like him. Oh Oh Yeah, baby. That was an inspirational speech right there. Call everyone a pussy little bitch. Oh With the music I'm not liking this guys I don't know who's gonna die anymore Like I can't guess and I can't say oh Mikasa's not gonna die for all I know she could be dead right now Oh, her eyes are open. Thank God. I thought they said Titans couldn't fuck. Why does that one look pregnant? I swear guys if Mikasa dies right now These reactions are over I'm officially canceling myself. Oh These are just side characters. Fuck them. See, I don't care about them. Just don't kill him. I Don't know who that is. She's dying Why am I smiling? I'm hearing this girl Literally screaming while she's dying and my and I'm smiling bring the camera back to Mikasa, please I can't I feel like I'm gonna have a stroke if I don't know what's about to happen Out of all the scenes you pick the one where Eren gives his scarf to her Are you trying to murder me guys? I will rip this fucking shirt off if she dies Mikasa, please. No, don't do this to me No, no, no, no, no, no Guys, I swear. I will stop these videos if she dies. I can't I can't do this God, I Don't even know what to say. I thought The two Titans were about to have a tug-of-war with Mikasa's body that Titan saved her resolve this in this episode I can't take this anymore. I can't take a whole season of wondering what the fuck just happened No way, baby Wait, wait, what? What exactly That Titan reminded me of the colossal and the armored Titan like how they were in their minds like they were in control Of what was going on. They weren't crazy. They didn't look ugly as fuck like every other Titan in this show It seemed like they were intelligent like they knew what they were doing Yeah, just give her your shit, please. You're not gonna do anything with it Yeah Why did that scream sound familiar It sounded more human than Titan it sounded like a buck fuck this is part four How many parts are there to this damn battle man, but don't he was about to turn and look at him and come for him? Oh, no, I don't know anymore with this show guys. They're gonna use the Titan They're gonna use him like a whore Are they all just looking at him? Oh, I thought they're gonna start dancing This guy's like Oh I feel that You see this character development right here. It's exactly what Eren said This guy is like how Eren used to be so we can't blame him This guy needs to go through something in order to awaken his true potential to awaken his true self Who he really is and that's who he is right now I don't don't cry. I don't like when women cry it makes me sad This dude is in full doggy style position right now It's like a family portrait. This is the best show I've ever watched in my life Oh my god The music Like that's the thumbnail right there Is he like a Titan that kills Titans for sport like how Titans go humans for sport, but he's like different Yo, I want to see this dude fight like the colossal Titan or like the armored Titan or some shit Like I want to see a fucking triple threat match between the three of them in hell in itself The fuck with those This dude field kick the baby Titans, I don't want any of these characters to die None of them It's about time you talk this dude has to set a word since the fucking first episode I don't know. I don't like this guy. He's too happy Don't say his name It's still too soon, you know, it was two episodes ago. It's too soon. It'll always be too soon We could be four seasons deep and it'll be too soon for me It better not be his last words, I don't want to see any of them dying one of them dying. I'm turning this video off Touch the fucking barrel with your eyeball while you're at it. Don't you dare touch my baby? It's one thing to kill her, but if you're gonna make her cry I'm coming for you Sasha eat her. Yes Yeah Everyone's smiling now. We're killing Titans. We have a titan on our side Everything's going well little too well. Oh God things are going way too well right now. I'm getting nervous This colossal times better come out of nowhere now. Oh My god, I told you It was going too well Finally when this dude speaks He says something I give it to him for that There is a lot of things I thought that that Titan was doing the Titan being Aaron I saw you in my last video saying oh man. I remember Aaron on the show. Y'all knew this whole time I hate you guys so much Aaron is a Titan. Oh Please flashback Wait It wanted episodes. I don't know if it was the second the third wasn't the first I don't know his father put something in him I remember that scene I remember seeing that scene because when I saw it I was like we got to see more of that because that looked interesting and I don't remember that happening like it seemed like a Dream sequence because we've never seen that Aaron was telling dr. Yeager You've never been the same since mom died and I was like I don't remember that then dr. Yeager like steps in with something Okay, okay. Okay. This is getting interesting guys. This is getting really interesting right now. Do we literally saw him die? We saw him get crunched. Why don't they look surprised like Annie is still like That's why the Titan went for the aberrant like that because it remembered when the aberrant killed Thomas I believe his name was or Henry. It was probably Thomas. He remembered that so we won't I was gonna stop there But you know I can do that one more. This is why they're not there. I was saying Are they are they having like an orgy or something like why aren't they here? How do y'all just casually cut to a scene like this this guy's using them as a chew toy Why is he standing like this? What the fuck is up with these guys? Oh It's that captain this Titan has a mustache I'm glad he said it My bugs doing trick shots in this bitch got a quick scope of Titan. I think I'm hard ladies and gentlemen, that is a man I Wow They're gonna show it. Oh my god This show Sick The next time someone calls this a cartoon I'm gonna find their address Imagine we saw Aaron for the first time return This way like we saw him in the stomach and the head reaching out, bro I don't know how I would react. I don't know if I'd react crazier But how? Is he a Titan now? Is it like what I thought when his father put something in his arm or shoulder? He gave his father gave him the vaccine These sounds even scarier now. I thought Aaron was scary before now look at him the music Is next fucking level Listen his voice was menacing before now you have like a Titan effect mixed with his voice I'm I'm shitting my pants right now Is this now? It is now. Oh my they're afraid of him He doesn't know Oh my god, literally. Hi guys. I'm fucking shaking right now. That makes perfect sense. Oh my god, this story is getting better and better Huh, I thought before John was hard for Aaron This dude's gonna grow a second cock now just a double-jerk it Wait, it's all he hears about Aaron. Oh my god My man, honey's nose Wait till he finds out Get the fuck out of here Blow this dude's eyes to the back of his skull Mikasa does not care. She was sliced his dude's throat without a second thought Where was this guy the entire time like the armored Titan and the colossal Titan they come They break the wall down then they leave then all of these other Titans come in They're like, yeah, y'all could do the dirty work. We're gonna go drink some bubble tea You have like the armored and a colossal Titan by a campfire with like humans on their sticks just feeding each other Fucker you don't talk We don't know you What the fuck Don't fuck with Mikasa not whatever He's worth If my girlfriend isn't like Mikasa I'm kicking her to the curb So does Aaron become unconscious when he becomes a Titan like he doesn't know what's going on Guys, please guys Why is his eyes shut for the first time? The key the key the father gave him the key i'm telling y'all this is all about the father No, no, i was right. I was right Bro, what is in that basement? No, i thought you This is why they didn't explain the scene a couple episodes ago. This is why No, no, no Oh my god, I used to call him the worst father now. He's like the best father Shit I need to go through rehab for what i just watched. Yeah, uh, remember the channel I had before i started reacting to attack on titan No, that channel's no more I am a whole new channel now. I'm a whole new man I think i've reacted to six episodes before this video And I thought the show was gonna get at its peak like it can't really get better You know what I mean like shows usually slow down until like the last episode of the season No, that's not the case for attack on titan attack on titan said we are gonna break that standard that every show does Where all these shows, you know, the first few episodes are good. Then it gets boring then at the end It's it's it's good again. No, we're gonna get better and better every episode what I just witnessed these three episodes I can't believe what I just saw I'm telling you guys not even in my wildest dreams. Did I think Eren was still alive? Maybe a little because when I was doing my reactions to the attack on titan openings He was in them But I was like, maybe those are just like memories these aren't scenes in the show Maybe this is just like a art Like it's just a montage of the characters in the show because that's usually what an opening is So I didn't feel like it had anything to do with the story, but now I know Eren's alive And he ain't dying guys. Um, I need to recover Like I really need to recover Subscribe if you want more attack on titan episodes, but mark my words. I'm finishing this show I'm finishing it Before the show ends for real Just know that Okay. Goodbye