 IT HAS BEEN A BIT, GAMERS! IT HAS BEEN A BIT, let me tell ya. We haven't been back here in Animal Mall Crossing in, uh, in quite a hot sec. Oh, little man. Look at that little man. What a guy. What a guy, what a guy. Oh, it's a little scratch. Oh, he's an itchy boy. Oh, man. Oh, man, my hair is all long and scruffy. It's been a bit. Since I've played Animal Crossing. Harvey. Oh, hey, it's Harvey. I know this is out of blue and everything, but I might need a favor. Got some real sweet folks here, so I want some special photos made. I can use an extra paw if that's okay. You get the photo, but oh, I know how to get to your island, Harve. Damn, dude, it's been a long time. And we got over 2,000 people in the stream. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Look at all of this unread mail. Oh, gee whiz. The last time that I played was when me and Ross did the cosplay contest, which was such a long time ago at this point. Oh my gosh, dude. Hold on, I got cockroaches. I gotta, I gotta capture him. Oh, man. How do I capture him? Oh, that's so sad. I killed him. Oh, good. All the pesky cockroaches are gone. I killed him. I wanted to put him in my museum. Let's open these gifts. All right, not sure who... Oh, a ukulele. I got a ukulele, dude. That's cute as hell, dude. Oh, man, there's so many weeds. A big beetle bug. Hold on, a big beetle bug. There's gonna be so many new things. So many new fish and bugs and everything because it's June. Hell yeah, this is gonna be sweet. A world of discoveries all day of new discoveries, guys. Let's go into the nook shop real quick. See if they've got anything I really want. I am wearing a hot dog king shirt. These will be coming soon. Just not sure yet. When? Ooh, a cool studio camera. TV camera. 14,000 bells. Why not? I'll buy it. Let's take a peek around the island because the last time that we really played Animal Crossing was Bed Street, I feel like. So all of these houses are here now. It's real nice. We got this nice little garden thing. I'm so excited to see all the... We should fish right now because, oh, and all these are blooming. Oh, Yua. Yua, large boy. Oh yeah, and sharks are here now and other deep sea fish. And we can swim now. Of course, the first thing that we get is a f***ing sea bass. And we... In terms of reactions, this one really packs a punch when you're low energy. See, just... Oh, my eyes are getting heavy. Snork. Henry, I've missed you. I've missed you, I've missed you. I hope you've missed me. Oh, I love Henry. Certain fish do only come out during certain hours. What are we gonna do? Golden dishes, huh? Wow. Ooh, big goober fish. Come here, little guy. Big guy, big man. New fish, new fish. Give me good fish, come on. Come on. Oh, good fish, good fish, new fish, new fish. Come on, come on, come on. Slightly bad, thank you so much. The gift. We'll buy this. Got a bottle. Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. Let's make... Let's assess the fossils first. I have many for you. And by many, I mean I have three for you. So tell me, tell me. Yes, not part of our collection. That's what I like to see, our collection. I don't know how many more I need for the collection. Listen, I'm trying to see what happens if I grow out my facial. I know it looks gross. I hate it too, but I just want to see what goes down. I just want to see what happens, you know? Just want to see. What would you like to donate? I forgive you for growing it out and we'll stop insinuating that you are auditioning for a Mexican p***o just as long as you shave it. I will, I just... Guys, I don't want to be judged like this, all right? I just want to see what happens if I just grow it out for a bit, okay? Can I just have this? Can I just have a second where I'm not judged? Give me the cool fish. Give me something sick, dude. There we go. No, no, no. Release it to the sea. I don't want it. I want something good. I'm getting mad. Look at me punching my punching bag. I'm so angry about it. Ooh, big fish. Kind of not really shit. That's a big river mouth fish. Yes. Whoa, tilapia. That's cool. How the fish stay alive so long in my pockets, you know? You have hot dog water in your pockets. Yucky. Hey, listen, rodeo. I got to catch this fish. I know that you're fishing around here, but I've got to snipe it from you. Sorry, bud. It's the way it is. Just the way it is, you know? You don't donate to the music. You can have it, rodeo. Hot dog water sauna. Yucky. I don't want to do hot dog water sauna. The sauna saga. I feel like it's come to an end, you know? It's all the same shit. I mean, especially for you guys, it's just like, yep, we put a thing in a thing, and then it's gross, and then we go, ew, this is gross. And then the video's done. I want some cool fish. Big, big fishy. Get on my line. Ooh. I saw the fish in a boot. Ooh. Ooh, little fish. A guppy. That's a new one. A little fishy. Come here. Come here, fish. Come here, fish. I just want to fish, guys. It's a rock. Come on. Give me something good now. Henry, I'm not catching shit out here. And it kind of sucks, to be honest. Kind of sucks. There we go. There we go. Eat your fish. I'm already good. All right. What should I do now? There's definitely some chores I got to do. Let's go around the island real quick. See if we can get some sweet little fossil boys. These I don't think... Oh, this is a fossil. I think the one next to it I don't think is a fossil. Yeah, it's bamboo shoot. And don't worry. I will weed. I'm just going to take care of this stuff first, okay? Okay, is that all right? All right, guys. It's come to the time. I must do some chores. I've got to go and weed. There's so many around the entire island. I've got to clean up. Go to Harvey. Good points. I should go to Harvey. Let's do that now, actually. Just because that's a bit more exciting. Oh, man, there's so many weeds. It's disgusting. I can't believe I've let it get like this. Harvey. Oh, saw. Hey, here you are. We're still grooving. The anniversary shoot is going to happen. I'm just like behind a little. Hmm. Well, okay, but what will... What will we do about the lovely sets? Prepping them ourselves could get a bit ticklish. Hey there. Thanks for coming. So, I need to bar you for a minute. Okay, so this is here is Reese. And her main squeeze, Cyrus. They're so cute. They're married and in love. A whole bunch. Far out, right? Anyway, want to get some anniversary photos made. Fancy ones with sets and stuff. And just because it's June now and June is wedding season. Here they are. June is the whole season now. Whoa. Thing is, I'm cool with lending out my studio, but my wedding sets are running slightly behind schedule. I ordered decorations and painted the walls on the floor. But then a neat bird flew by and went. May. Long story. Long, someone's still got to move stuff around. It looks wedding-y. Then snap some photos. I'm up for the job. You are solid. You are solid on down. What? Never heard that term before. Interesting. Aw, so cute. Look at you in your little tuxedo in your little dress. Let's do it, dude. Let's take some sick wedding shots, dude. This cute. Hello there. It's nice to meet you. I'm Reese. I'm just as pleased to punch as I'm just pleased to punch that you're helping us out. This is my hubby, my darling. Uh. The name Cyrus. Good to meet you. I just know these photos are going to be so romantic. Just in time for our anniversary. Oh, love is in the air. Of course, we do this every year for our anniversary, but it's always special, isn't it? Just like a slice of life from that year. A delicious slice. Oh, so sweet is our love, right, hon? Oh, that's right. Sweeter than the sweetest crème brûlée. Oh, you're such a romantic. Oh, how loving. How lovely. Sorry, I forgot what we were doing for a second there. Just got so lost in our own little world sometimes. Anywho, so here's what we're thinking for this year's photo sets. Recreation of our entire wedding day. You're going to help us by making this place feel like we're saying I do all over again. It'll be just like decorating our own place. Easy peasy. Oh, I almost forgot my amazing sigh guy. I even built some custom wedding furniture for the shoot. He built wedding furniture? Isn't that so sweet of my schmoopy? My schmoopy. He really put his heart into them, so I hope you can make them work. Let's open up the event tab. Okay. Okay. Okay, yeah, I get the gist. Let me just take these photos, dude. Okay. Pink and white. Yeah, I get it. All right. All right. All right. This is going to be sick, dude. Let's put this here. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yes. My schmoopy. My schmoopy is going to love this. My schmoopy. My schmoopy. Schmoopy sounds like something Adam Sandler would say. My schmoopy. Oh, my schmoopy. Am I wrong? Still a little bit of this, huh? Oh, yes. My schmoopy. My schmoopy. My schmoop. My schmoopy. My schmoopy. My schmoopy. No. How's this look? Oh, it's coming along. Does this mean you're ready for us to start the photo session? Let's sign the knot, dude. This is so exciting. Where we get started, I do have another teensy request. Will you be our photographer? Don't get me wrong. Harvey is great. It's just this lovely set is your vision, and I want you to realize it. Oh, baby, I will do it. I will do it. I will do it. I will do anything for you. My schmoopy. You look upset. Smile. Nobody came to your wedding, huh? Wow. I'm sad. How's that for a pic, huh? Last one seemed nice. Mind if I take up a quick peek? Take more than one? I'll just look at the last one if that's okay. Go ahead. Oh, my goodness. It's everything I could have wanted. Someone captured all the joy and love that my darling and I share in one amazing photo. I love it. Anyway, I have a little something to show our appreciation. I hope you take it. Oh, it's a wedding bench. Oh, isn't that nice? We got a wedding bench, dude. We got a wedding bench. My schmoopy. Oh, my schmoopy. Oh, my schmoopy. I'm so glad that I could make your schmoopies day, dude. Hell yeah. Guys, my schmoopy. Oh, that was cute. That was so cute. I want to go home. Where do you go home? Yeah. Yeah. I want to bust Bunsen burners and bounce back to Cherry Town. Ah. Huh. Oh, are you trying to pick me up right now? How about we bust some Bunsen burners and go back to Cherry Town, huh? Muffy, my big titty golf GF. It's been so long since I felt your embrace, Muff. You know, a few of us were just talking about you the other day. I was wondering where you'd gone. Is it hot in the others yet? It's not. You better hop to it. I bet they'd be thrilled to see you tonight, Shade. Anyway, welcome back. Who in here? This is Henry's house, right? Oh. Boris? Why the fuck do you live in an Egyptian tomb? What the hell? You fucking psychopath. What? No, I would never run. Actually, I would run from you, Boris. I would run from you. All right, you do you, dude. You do you. Whatever. Whatever. How do I kill him? Actually, you know what? That's Henry's house because I put the golden roses right in front of his house. I remember now. I remember now. I'm going to go to... Oh, yeah. Who are you? Astrid. That's right. No, Eepers. Oh, you came back. But where on earth did you go? When you're not on the island, I swear, nothing is the same. It's just awful. I don't enjoy collecting stamps like I used to. And your girl Parfait doesn't even taste sweet anymore. I'm so sorry. I was so lonely while you were like, I'm so sorry that I'm the root of your depression, Astrid. I will never do that again to you. I'm so sorry. The time has come. I'm sick of him. Today is the day that I say, enough is enough. And I put my foot down. Isabel, I've got words because I can't put up with this anymore. I can't do it. He's driving me nuts. He's driving me nuts. I'd like to discuss a reason. Is there a resident causing you trouble? Yeah. Yeah, there is. Which resident has been troubling you? Well, fucking Boris. What about Boris' behavior upsetting you? Where do I start? The way he talks, the way he dresses. Everything. The way he talks, mostly. Oh my, I'm sorry to hear that. Boris hasn't been polite when speaking to you. Do you like me to talk with Boris and see what I can do to stop his behavior? Yes, please. I have a stern talk with Boris about appropriate language on the island. Please let me know if any other folks are giving you trouble. Just Boris, honestly. I'd also like to talk to you about the way he dresses, because I just want to complain more about Boris. This is so sad. What about it? Everybody hates Boris. Everybody is like, dude, get rid of Boris. Don't come to me and say, Ethan, you should mean you don't pour Boris, pour Boris. And you all hate him, too. I've seen it. I've seen it in chat. You all hate it. Henry, I love you with my whole heart. I love Cobb, too, because it calls me hot dog. Everybody was on Cobb's case. I was the only one that was on Cobb's side when he first joined the island. So don't you be hypocritical and say, Oh Jacob, hi. Don't be like, hey, why are you being so mean to Boris? When everybody was like, Cobb sucks. And then he called me hot dog, and now he's the love of my life. Cobb is ugly. Get out of here. Someone banned him. Hey, babe. I forgot I had him call me, babe. It's been too long. Sexting a new, I was testing a new workout routine. It's been tough to stay motivated without you around. Oh, what's wrong, Pottles? That was like out of nowhere. But I want you to have my madras plaid shirt. Okay. What's up, dude? I don't need it anymore. And I just chuck it. I'd hate for folks, especially like my fans, to think I don't think I don't, you know, recycle. So I want my Bessie. That's you, Eapers. Can be my recycle buddy. Well, that's so sweet, Pottles. I didn't know you had fans. Are you, are you, are you an influencer? Are you a fellow influencer? We should collab, Pottles. Come on. Come on. Get me a big guy. Get me a big guy. I hate it. Hi. I just had a question. I was going to make an order online, but I have a severe peanut allergy. Do you guys use any peanuts or peanut oil in your kitchen? There. You horny fucks. Go to horny jail. Bonk. Good to see you, pal. We're matching. Look at you and I. Look, it's you on the shirt, my sweet little hot dog king. Come on. Yes. Every time, dude, I'm so... I want a new fish. Stop, stop, stop. I just want something new. Something fresh, something sweet. And I cannot get it. I cannot. The game won't let me. I say, hey, fish my wish. And it says, nope, fuck you.