 Hey, and he man the tiger will walk it. He was like a like a damn it probably like a quarter mile to the next hole Yeah, I'm full like that. I Think they were gay man. He ain't like He's up that type of little Through the middle of the field White women Versions of hate big-head text that they said Tiger body did all the white Text today, I'm tellin I'm telling you Time you didn't you might not remember how hard he was going back when it happened man He was hitting waffle house waitresses and everything about baby One the Masters Starbucks baristas all Here we go We're gonna talk to himself that he's mouth is literally moving and it's just him But I'm like, but I think it's all what he did is really impressive because it's like he ain't what the bass is It's oh five. That's like somebody from two that the MVP of the league in 2005 Coming back and taking us to the finals and when finals MVP And you know 14 years 14 years later The real is better though Right Together funny shit is when you watch watching the show back On the bridge One of y'all just make sure y'all pay attention man to get that cute if it's coming from Joe's coming people ever but I don't know What you be ready? Yeah, just what? Got a little step out like you got their drum, man Where you at like a bad bitch didn't just found some information out I Can't you look at my cousin? She bought a out 85 size shirt t-shirt. Hey I'm not Andrea Andrea appreciate it. I've been Just you know, it's gonna make sure y'all can serve No Food in between just to make sure you meet greet we're gonna make sure they're running through smooth and fast Y'all feeling winded man. Just let us know we'll make sure we get y'all water Where's In the hood Is a little way just like I Everybody just come out with that comedy Y'all don't understand this is how we think right here What Once you guys hold yourself to a certain quality cursive ass Just gonna have to take your booty Get your booty and go because we're just getting started. This is just All right Next week we're gonna have a sign-in sheet Hey man, the white guy doesn't Now these guys do what they need to do on stage and we as a production team No shot at anybody But hey if you have one in But he's fired Can we wait the DC's off the phone We know you're important. All right, but the goddamn Malibu where I'm not gonna be able to do it anymore. All right, if you're working on a five south show You need to have some Where's your shirt? Joe don't ever disrespect this team you're trying to be a solo You dress like a 70s cocaine dealer You think you I see it in us. We got news for you, but Look like a cave with a pack of cigarettes It looks like If you got the logo on your chest, let's talk about big-ass jeans being out of being out of my fucking uniform Joe we shit Who the fuck wear workout pants Only a nigga on cocaine Hey, you're not fucking Harlem in the 20s. All right, it's not the Renaissance era take the glasses Stop talking like you're fucking Bojangles Guys all pants must cover your entire legs not your knees can't be out. This is a serious Fuck around snake. They don't want of course next lady. Hey, hey, we love Beyonce. She's not here All right, I mean you got a hoodie on that you paid for somebody else. I mean, there's anybody softwood is all around This motherfucker is the pessimist man. That's your new day. Look how you sitting there. He made you go wait till he There's someone wait I'm telling you surviving 85 south for 20 years. I'm telling you this nigga is gonna be sitting in front of a camera He's gonna walk in the light. I'm gonna be all you go sit down. You ready? So tell us a little bit about your story where first of all We never knew when DC was on the ride Don't you can wear fucking flip flops to a laugh show Oh We would never do you like Oh What can't you walk around that will record with flip-flop, what do we follow? What's this billion man? You gotta have all gotta have all claim. It's a tire You go to lean think about it you go to lean Somebody step on the back of your flip-flop. You can't go no This nigga had to go to the hospital Sit down picture you in the cast Small All right You got fucking flip-flop Nobody wants to see feet I To your girl rubbing on a booty and rocking a world Grabbing the boobs and kissing her ears telling the things that she ain't heard in years I shook her out to eat and got a milkshake She got the burger and then ate the whole plate and you know that was cute looking in her eyes It's when we start sharing the long French fries I said your girlfriend like to make me bust That's why I took her to the movies so we can see us and when the girls start talking like ah Your girl was like what's wrong with her? I said I don't know but when we go back to the crib Then you gonna blow on my big pole cuz it's small if you didn't know then now you know Hey, now you know she be smoking poles She be putting them all up in her holes by her nose in on her clothes That's every weathered my penis goes penis goes wherever please and you already know she lives on her knees And if you didn't know then you need to grow pussy welcome to the 85 south show Like a crack head y'all niggas can't do that You got that crack head bounce who you it look like you got Crack smoke in your body who crack smoke in your body, baby crack smoke in your body Crack smoke in your body, baby crack smoke in my back. Yeah Crack smoke in my body So you good with know how to set a joke up and the premise right you already put them in the room When you put them in the room and then you got now give them some scenario of shit And then you ask him to give him a shit over right and then we didn't wait at the same thing What you got there story about the digger get Jeff in the club is it just right? We make eye contact But we Talk about it right Second show out the door we drinking Hennessy, but we need to get some now. What's up in a second show? Now we're coming in the home stretch that means we're stretching home that means a lot of time will spend a lot of time It's gone But before we go We got to give him one more that's all you got to do stay tuned guys He like ain't never did this shit. I like you a fucking lie Dance I really pull the play best box for them I had a way to jump shot in the world witness Just told me I Won't make it this thing That just deterred you from ever playing ball again for my whole confidence Took my company cuz I never not made a team never Never always made it and I was on the start of roster and they could tell me but he pointed in my direction I got up So cocaine Jump shot We're shooting a jump shot the women the white rock That was all I knew it was all I know I really play sports shot me playing sports would get me ice cream Yeah, like literally me playing sport kept me like I ain't got time to your job. Let me practice And by the time I come home. She didn't think I don't say a dope Yeah, I might get a little blood some and they're walking out Love me like y'all You got to be outside It was Spray me down with Fabuloso has a bitch Y'all Yep, hey wait three show that's a trifecta right there. That's what you call the trifecta On a Sunday night, you dig it 4 p.m. 7 p.m. And we're out there She was so funny Door in the back Whatever the fuck he was doing in the background Three shows