 Gamers do we have any gamers in here? So sorry here. We are back again gamers. Look at the beautiful place that we've made wow our little under the sea Thing the Sun in the sky, but if you look over here someone trying to steal the thunder of Cocktowers maybe I'm not sure, but I hope it's not let's go investigate. Hi, Trevor Hi, Ethan. Welcome back to the server man. I have a question The fuck is that big tower over there that kind of also looks like a dick Oh wait the black like the wait the one across the ocean or the no no no the one that one said is like essentially right in front Of your house. I think Michael made that but the yeah, do you see this tower over here? This is the prank center you think the pranks and what it was it was it called the prank building the world pranks center I Want to investigate this building because I'm a little bit You know, I feel a little bit betrayed that somebody's trying to steal you know, you know like it looks lovely Oh wait, I think it is supposed to be a dick, right? Balls of the water. Yeah. Okay. Well, there's nothing in here. So it's not as impressive. I've got ten full floors, baby Oh, do you know what my worry is Ethan is your your dick is very flammable and their dick isn't Also, your balls are kind of they're kind of feeling a little tight, you know, it's they're actually feeling like one nut like winter time What happened to Jacob's Popeyes, he moved it across the lake where the business district is oh Trevor Do you want to give me a little tour sure so much has happened and it's only been two days No a lot has have you seen Swags place yet? No, I haven't seen anything other than what I originally streamed because I just didn't stream yesterday Eddie to yeah, let's grab Eddie. I'm Eddie the Progress that I've made on cock tower. Okay, we can talk tower real quick because he hasn't been here for any of it Are you talking about me? So what don't you like about it Deeply disturbing Eddie, okay, so it's just it's just me in a Luigi costume. What's so disturbing about it I just the way that it's oriented is odd. Here's it's cuz I quick even though people made skins I didn't have the time so I just quickly rewrote Luigi's face And this is where I'm at All right I would love a tour of penis house because I missed most of the construction and I mean Chrissy is the property owner So I do want to do a little bit of a renovation on the front here because while the windows look nice You really lose the sense of the left and the right ball as you can kind of see where the two doors That's where the ball sack would be so we've got this lovely little porch here Which somebody pointed out kind of looks like come but I was I was trying to make a little porch I just have to say lovely shaft Ethan. Thank you absolutely lovely shaft. Thank you Thank you. There's a lot of interior decorating that needs to be done And I want to build it up higher and higher and higher so every floor is basically the same It's kind of like a condo in the sense that that there's multiple units, you know right I would like to stress just for anybody watching on streams that even though it is made up of smaller units This building could be described as one big unit. Yes, we can go all the way up to the top Okay, where we can build even higher now our lovely friend Trevor just just pointed out something about this house that is A little worrisome now that I've done all this work to build it is that wood is flammable Right And I would like to point out I don't know who made this building and again Chrissy I don't know if you have like HOA powers here, but the building across the street does look very similar very Yeah, who's making that one? Yeah, I'm not sure, but I'm feeling a little bit like you know, they're trying to They're totally trying to one up us Who did this and the the thing that I'm upset about is that it looks wildly better He made pools out of the balls dude We're losing here I know and it made me really upset and while we may have won in the In you know the plot of land that we have you know right next to the water We clearly can't beat them in building materials They're like or architecture, but we may be able to beat them instead length or girth If we want to try and do that. Do you think we have a permit to go walk do a walk-through? I'm not gonna do a walk-through. Okay It's a tight jump Hop in The thing is Trevor, I'm not even here for revenge if they just they did it so much better We can't be ball pools now. I can't be ball pools. I'm gonna How did they get so much of this material? I don't know I guess they just did a lot of mining some people would do like first day They just some people just put a lot of hours in Ethan Some people just dedicated Listen unlike you Whoa, I took one day off one day off One day off you said to have your little vacation on the most important day of the week Sunday question if none of us say anything What would happen if we became squatters and penis in penis mansion I was gonna say that I was gonna say sort of as a threat. What if we drained the balls? We drain the balls and we leave a sign that says watch your balls Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah anybody have a sign No, I think we should put lava in the tip and we should say get gonorrhea We need like dirt or sand or something right for the Yeah, I think so We need we should do sand people are just in any block So it was dirt would dirt just be way easier because we have a bunch of access to it. I feel yeah, probably We're just So you're ruining the the view So you can sabotage one of our friends I would argue that this is a plot of land that somebody's gonna build on I would argue that in fact somebody's already Somebody's already building over here because of all the all the plants that are here Yeah, you know who knows what could be built there? Maybe a vagina home? Maybe Ethan are we ready? I think we're ready. Okay. I'm 50. I have 50 pieces of dirt Oh, yeah, we should be more than all right guys. This is a get-in get-out type scenario. Okay. We gotta do this fast, okay? Okay, I'm just speed doing it Mm-hmm Hold on Chrissy can we have a little aside over here Eddie Eddie? Come here. It was a did I sense it? So Eddie, let's do a little let's do a little role play real real quick. Okay. Okay. Did you see that somebody drained the balls? I did it was me Ethan and Eddie hold on Chrissy Chrissy Let's take this back. Okay, so you understand we don't want people to know it was got it. Yes, because if I say technically a crime If I said okay, hey, what happened to the ball pools. It looks like they're empty. Yeah, me Ethan and Eddie We drained it Chrissy. No, that's not watch this. So you say you stay completely silent, right? Eddie did you see that some some criminals? I did I'll be you Me, okay, okay, and I'll be Eddie Me but but a version of me that doesn't talk during this scenario Chrissy. Did you see who drained the balls? I know you're not talking to me No, Chris. You just real quick just observe right? Okay, you just observe Okay, no, and it's just that it's it. It's a word. It's a one-word answer And and then one word answer is me I'll say no, I'm not sure I think it was me Let's just drain the fucking imagine for a bunch of little men went in your nuts and just filled it with I'm gonna put one sign each on each ball. I think we sent a good message. I think so too. All right Where is Trevor? Where's that boy? I think Trevor already hit across the ocean. Wow He was so excited I can show you he was so excited about giving us the boat tour guys You can get my you can get my boat if you want. Thank you, dude. Just right click. Okay. We move Yeah, let's go. That's cool. Is that a Popeyes This is legit. Yeah, yeah, Ted forced me to move because he said I didn't have This is cool Do you guys cook with peanut oil though because the actual Popeyes kind of does it kind of yeah We definitely cook with peanut oil you want to see the chicken Shit. Yeah, can we come out back? No, this is employees only I'm gonna grab you guys some chicken. Okay. Why so deep why? shit Jacob do you need help? Okay Got you guys some raw chicken Whoa confused as the service I guess that is a good way to prove it's not frozen Yeah, do you guys want to see swagger's place his his shit is insane. Yeah, just don't oh, yeah, totally So this is his quarry. He has an automatic machine to do like his mining for him Buildings No trespassing, but we can break the rules violators will be Scared a slat if we break the rules are we sure we want to do this? He isn't just told me that you drain my ball water What what did you drain my ball water? No? You didn't do that at the church at the church. Yeah, that's that's holy water No, I baptized Matt and Ryan in that That's really that sounds like your balls. I was baptizing them over there in your nuts. Yeah Just remember what we practice. Okay. What a water. What? What happened? Oh, I don't know. We were just on boats and now we're checking our slat stuff. So okay, I see it This is an elevator By the way, Chrissy very proud of you you went the route and not I was saying it the whole time, but I muted myself fine. That's okay. I think I see swagger down there Yeah, he's he's he's working. Let's let's go visit him. Okay. He can show you his Willy Wonka factory Oh, because it's lava Your body like bounced off the floor I like to make an entrance you know that about me Mm-hmm. I usually walk into a party by breaking a vase near the door. Yeah, God I can't wait until parties are a thing again. Mm-hmm. If you're an awful person, they're already back I think you might be afk you guys just want to just to press let's hang around him How did people want to see that what what what is going on? Hi, we just Sweet stuff we wanted to or you wanted to work my industrial district. Yeah Oh hell, yeah guys guys you want to you want to pull the lever you want to be the man Ethan that's all Okay You want me to pull the lever We have a windmill up top over here, which is connecting to these crashing wheels. We have some gears to increase the torque Oh Michael is outside talking to schlatt right now and I'm afraid that he's like hired Project we need it all for that is true. It's looking really good. I'd really like this What? This is cool. Wow Hey Hey, what's up, dude? Where are you going back to the back to the old boat? Well, I'd love to talk to you for a second. How's it going? Would you like a piece of bread here? Have a piece of bread army. I would love that question you you didn't like go in the building. Did you? No, we did not go I mean surely you read the sign that said that that violators would be blown. We did who we did yeah, and We marvel at it. So you didn't step inside. That's what happened, right? We did not know we marveled at it from the outside. We looked up. We looked down We went ooh, we went ah, but no no steps were taken inside now Okay, I mean you'd know what I would you know what I'd have to do No, exactly and that was made clear from you don't you don't want that to happen. Oh no no no no Can I see you like twirl around? Oh sure? And do one of do one of these One of these that's hot Hey, hey, we should go back to see what the I didn't drain the balls. You didn't no I was told you drain those balls from who a lot of people and then there was a sign that said watch your balls everyone Everyone on the elevator. Do you think I mind this action everyone? How do you think? A drill a drill. It's true. What the fuck? Let's go over here. Behold the drill stand away from it, please Wow Yep, there's a drill heads on the front and it just it's just mine. You catch up with it It'll go forever until it hits lava or water Oh, Jacob. Jacob. No, Jacob. Jacob. No, Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. Jacob. No, where is he? Where is he? I don't even get hurt. It's like a little it's like it just pushes you I also have I might have a very special tool, but I don't know if I want to unveil it It's actually on me. Oh, there's a sign over there. Is that an issue? Oh, yeah. I want to see it. Show it to me. Yeah Is that a gun? Oh god, oh god, what do we do? Do we leave? Do we leave? Do we just get out? Okay, back to the elevator. Okay. Is it over here? I don't I have no idea. He has a fucking gun He has a fucking gun, dude. He has a gun. I didn't know you could have a gun in Minecraft I had no idea that they put guns in Minecraft. Where's the elevator? Are we trapped? Oh, no Did the villagers sold him bullets? Oh, is this the elevator? Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. There it is. Okay. Okay. Okay. Is it this switch? Hold on. I think so. Yeah Okay, press it No, no, no, don't destroy it. No. Oh, no. Did we break it? Require. Don't tell me What do you mean? I can't you were first here you bitch. I fucking can't get anything. Oh, wait There was a password. There was a password. It was it was redstone bread. I think is with the last thing that was on I've read read some Oh Oh god, leave leave leave I know where the boats are come with me We gotta get off this fucking island. We gotta get back to penis house. Yeah, we gotta get back Here's what I'm figuring. Wait, where's Gus? Gus Where'd Gus go? I can't imagine he didn't die He is alive. He is alive. Hold on. We have to we can't leave Gus, right? There's Gus. There's Gus. Hey, where's Gus? Where's Gus? He just came up on the elevator. They're laughing. That's a good sign. And I don't see the gun drawn. Wait, did the procs chat transmit though? Oh, yes Gus, Gus, we gotta get on the boat. We gotta get on the boat. Let's get out of here. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Okay Let's just fucking get out of here. I don't want to be here. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Okay Here's the thing guys So wait, can we stop in the water? I can come off to the right with me really quick. So clearly We are out of our fucking element in this Holy shit I didn't know you can make that kind of shit in mind grab. Okay, so what do we do? Do we make a boomer island? Like I don't like no, are we gonna get exiled? None of us are are older than 25 And I feel like I'm fucking 50 years old here So what do we do like because we're jacob's coming. Okay. Oh, it's all it's the will's a boomer too. So that's fine Apologize a little apologize for what you fucking pushed me down the fucking mind you motherfuckers. We're gonna leave me No, we were not gonna leave you I heard mr. Michael McHill say I got the right stone. Let's get the fuck out of here I heard you I know who drained your balls It was eddie burr back Place and critchy. It was jake. That's it was matt Watson We gotta start our own island The thing is I like do we just keep building here? Do we find a place where where we will not be one up at every Every fucking moment. Here's something Here's my idea. You know how you've been saying this whole time. You feel like we're old, you know We're only 25, but you feel like we're 50, right? What if we make the epic smp retirement center? That's great, and I think I think Gus is eating Thai food 50 feet away So here's the question is Do we want to leave cock tower as a monument? Or do we want to make that their retirement home because i'm also seeing on the corner over there There could be a lovely place for a retirement center because The the old folks don't want to be here the hustle and bustle, you know I'm thinking we we finish we finish penis house and it becomes the epic smp retirement offices And then we make a retirement settlement right over. Yes, perfect a lovely community for people who are too dumb to play Minecraft well for people like us so they can so you can place regular block planks and cobblestone houses And whatever is the base game shit that and we don't want to expand our minds and learn things What if we like revert back to being a tribal society instead of a retirement home We can we can make skins that are us but in our survivor type tribal And we can make everything out of wood and stone. Here's the thing I think we need to do boomer island. I think it's the only way The bit will make a safe face and it's like oh We don't know it's funny that we don't know instead of pathetic that we don't know because essentially Everyone watching these streams has has played more Minecraft than all of us I'm sure they're like that's a pretty simple redstone machine and we're like fire Should we go take our boats out and do a little location scout? Yeah, let's find boomer island Ethan you lead the way. Okay. I'll find we got to find boomer island. It can't be too far away, right? Yeah, not too far. We could also do a man made. This is its own little island. Hold on This is we do what if we had bridges in between? Yeah Oh, yep. Oh, this is the place so before we start hacking and slashing away I feel like we should have sort of a lot of things. Yeah, we should we should agree on placement of where things Need to go. So let's just let's just roam around for a sec. See what the what the island what the land has to offer Jack is not in line right now, right? No, but I think he definitely should be Because I feel like jack is it was kind of the the mascot if you will a boomer island Yeah, mainly it's like I want to be able to ask you guys dumb questions without being an earshot If people don't be like Yeah Hi Ryan You just got pranked bro Ryan Ryan Hey, dude. I'm sorry about that. That was crazy. You know I would never Motherfucker hey come back here You son of a bitch you fucking idiot. Oh, yeah Well now you just earned one of your friends a good pranking. Hey gus. No. No. No. No. No. No. No Oh egg on my face Hey So then here's a thing it's it's a big risk But do we make things out of wood for the look of it? Or like the wood look because it feels very like homey and safe for like an older retirement home too Like a county feel and it goes it goes with the tribal stuff too. How old are you guys? I'm 24 24 You're talking like you're 90 In this compared to what I've seen today. We are essentially in the server We if we're building shit out of wood I don't know about you guys, but I don't really have much wood And to get wood we're basically gonna go have to go off boomer island because there's no wood around here Let's go and just gather some wood and to everyone watching our streams. Let's be honest We're never gonna have a drill. We're not gonna have a working elevator That's you're just not gonna get that out of us, you know, that's why not why you're here Yeah, you're here for human stories. You know in this cubic world You know, we're we're the relatable folk around here, you know, you can't do it some about just that really Wait, what was that noise though? That was your natural voice you made I got afraid What you did but you didn't make an afraid noise. It's so like you moan My favorite is when Kyle starts to walk away and then he like stops looks like Now that we have some wood, what do we uh, what do we want to do should we do we want to clear off Some spaces to have like some flatter parts or I like the idea of doing a little leveling on some stuff and then yeah, yeah Yeah, okay I think this will look good. It'll be a nice little quaint little house It'll be great and I'm gonna have the floor be a little different, you know, hey Ted, Ted Wait, Ted, holy shit. How you doing Ted? We've been kind we were kind of looking for you and then we started working And this is Boomer Island. I was just over by Schlatt and uh and swagger and I was just watching them build We saw that area and that's why it inspired us to build Boomer Island because we'll never be able to do a mountainy thing compared to those Oh, yeah, what do you what do you got going on here? We're building a tribe island for people who are too dumb to do whatever the hell they're doing We're essentially going back to the caveman era of minecraft and we're gonna be the the tribe on the outskirts Oh, cool. Do you guys want to see my house before you get more into this? Yes, sure All right. What's this big skyscraper made of wood called it's it's it's on its way to be in the cocktail or aka penis house Also the good old good old retirement facilities. Yeah, it's our tribe is a retirement Uh place for for boomers. So then you can yeah, you see it's the offices that you know It's kind of like a Scientology thing where we kind of just you know trick people into coming there But yeah, it's not a cult or anything. This right here is my little chicken contraption I've got uh, I've got some hoppers below these chickens. So if you look in this chest down below It drops all the eggs they poop out Okay, that's nice. And then I just and then I just throw the eggs until uh until a baby chicken pops out And usually yeah, there you go. Is that all you want out of this is just more chickens. Eventually I'll be slaughtering them Let me give you a walk through through message. Yeah, let's get the interior tour. It's essentially a glorified hallway I like this a lot. This is great. This is very cool But then it leads open into this area that we're gonna turn in over here We're gonna turn this into like a little garden and then over here. They're like, wow It's kind of like just a a cave, but we're gonna call it the pal cave Oh, there's a pal. There's a pal here. It's not quite uh, it's not quite There's so many pals It's a little dangerous in there we haven't really quite uh Oh, no Hey, I'm coming back. Hey, you don't have a case. Uh, anyways, so I don't have a what? Nothing, nothing. Don't worry about it. I don't have a I don't have a case Well, ethan listen, we're all friends here. What do you mean? I don't have a case a case of what ethan? I think it's best in your interest if you forget about everything that just happened in the last five minutes I think he just made ethan come We're going back to the island. Yeah, we should we should make a little dock. I agree. I'll be nice. I could do that right now Oh, yeah, you do it. Yeah. Oh, it's dolin. Hello It's going good going good. This is the famous boomer island, huh? This is the famous boomer island That's a made outfit, isn't it? It's a made outfit. Yeah. Yeah I'd critique you, but I'm playing as xx tentatio and homosimpsons, so I'm not much better. I think this is our It's a rather splendid dock if I don't say so me Myself Oh, I love the dock. Thank you. This is great. Thank you I'm I'm adding in some some extra bits here some some bits and bobs if you will Oh, this is the dumbest shit. I fucking hate this game I fucking hate why can't I put I don't like how you can't put a fence on the slabs, you know Yeah, that is a little tough, but if you if you just put a if you just put a slab up That's true That looks pretty good. Hey eddie Yo, I have your opinion. Should I make these docks longer? Yes Okay, like this long this long eddie or longer than this I think this length is pretty good The one you got right now It looked a little stubby before but yeah, no, that's perfect. That's perfect. Chrissy. What do you think? That looks great. I really like your building a lot. It's very modern looking It's very nice. Oh what I've got so far Uh, I was talking about that up there, but I was like I was gonna say I was like are you being are you being facetious? I love that word facetious Yeah, because it reminds me of poop, but it's not actually that word. Yeah