 J. C. Caldwell, fall! The Jell-O program, Phil Harrison, his orchestra opened the program with song of the marines from the picture, The Singing Marine. Week after week, I've been saying to you good people, get genuine Jell-O, except no substitute. Look for the big red letters on the box. Well, there's a good reason for this, and I'll tell you just why it is so important. Those big red letters spell Jell-O, and the name Jell-O is a trademark, the property of General Foods. So when you see the name Jell-O on the package, you know you are getting the genuine article made by General Foods. There is only one Jell-O. If you hear any other flavored gelatin dessert referred to as Jell-O, you will know that this is incorrect. The way to be sure that you are getting Jell-O's extra-rich fruit flavor is to insist on the real thing, and the trademark Jell-O is your guarantee that you are getting genuine Jell-O. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Don Wilson speaking. I'd like nothing better than to introduce Jack Benny at this point for a half hour of fun. But I am indeed sorry to have to tell you that Jack is confined to a bed with a severe case of flu and will not be able to appear tonight. Mary won't let anyone else act as nurse, so she's giving him expert care, and we expect her to have him back with us next week as hail and hearty as ever. So Phil Harris, Kenny Baker, and I will try to carry on with the assistance of Trudy Wood, who very graciously offered to work with us in Jack's absence. So now let's get on with the show. Are you ready, Phil? I'm always ready, and no cracks. Hmm, I see. Hello, Don. Well, hello, Kenny. I don't want to say hello again, and I don't know anything else to say, so maybe I better sing. Well, have you a good song to pep Jack up? Pep Jack up? Well, what's the matter with him? Well, he has a bad attack of the flu, and he's home in bed. Oh, I'm awfully sorry. Well, we all are, Kenny, but what's the name of the song you're going to sing? You are my love. I wrote it all by myself with somebody else. Well, what are the names of the people who wrote it? Kenny Baker and Don Hanrath. All right, ladies and gentlemen, Kenny Baker is singing the song that he wrote with Don Hanrath. Don Hanrath's happiness is mine, dear. It comes from above. And my happiness is so divine. My desire, you're so sweet. Such a dear-armful loving you. Couldn't read heart this evening's compass claimed. Really, that was really swell. You think Jack liked it? I'm sure he did, but he's just itching to get back here on the program right now. Here's where I play my next tune, Don. You're pretty sure about that, Phil, aren't you? How do you know? Well, if I don't, you'll have to do a lot of ad-libbing. All right, Phil, you win. What's it going to be? Cause my baby says it's so. I see. That's another medley for our melody, rather, from the singing marine, isn't it? Thank you very much, Phil. Thank you. Oh, hello, Trudy. Hello, Don. Hey, Don, that girl looks exactly like Trudy Wood. Well, it is. Oh. Well, Trudy, I want to thank you for coming over here tonight. It's really mighty fine of you. It's a pleasure, Don, and I hope Jack Benny is back with you again next week. We all join you on that, Trudy, and we're sure that he will be. What are you going to sing for us tonight? Never in a million years. Oh, from the picture, wake up and lift. Miss Trudy Wood. If ever we were two, when I, when I embrace, what greater treasure can it be called? Never in a million years. It's splendid, Trudy. Really it was, and very swell. Thank you very much. Hey, Don, I always wanted to be an announcer. May I announce the next tune? No, Kenny, no. Oh, all right for you. Oh, I see. You got a pout about it, Don. Well, if that's the way you feel, go right ahead. You announce this next number. Thanks. Hey, what's the name of it, Don? Phil Harris playing a brand-new tune on the Isle of Kitchy-McCoco. Play, Phil. Oh, boy, can I announce? Thanks, Jack. Jack? What do you mean, Jack? My name's Wilson. I have to give Jack a hug someplace. Well, what have you for us now, Phil? Well, I don't know. I'm going to wait until you kids make up. I got an orchestra number dedicated to Jack Benny when he starts ribbing me. Well, what is it? That foolish feeling. Well, well, and I hope you feel just that way when Jack comes back next week. Harris feeling foolish, and one of the nicest cases of embarrassment that I've ever heard. Thanks, Don, for that broken down compliment. All right, you can go over there now while I introduce you again. Ladies and gentlemen, we now present the pièce de resistance for Phil Harris. Phil Harris' family, his wife, and all his friends are wired to listen in. Phil himself, not an imitation, singing, nobody. Then when that winter comes with all that snow and sleep, Yeah, I am all hungry, and I got cold feet. Who says, why don't you come on in here, but can't you see we're fixing to eat? Nobody. Now, I never done nothing. I never done a solitary thing to nobody, as far as I know. And I know very well that I ain't never got myself nothing from nobody at the no time. So until I get myself something from somebody at some time, I ain't gonna do nothing for nobody at the no time. Now, when summer comes so cool and clear, And my friends sort of see me edging there. Who says, why don't you break down and come on in here? Can't you see we're fixing to have a beer? Nobody. And then when I try so awful hard, and I schemes and plans To keep going around looking just as sharp as I can. Who says, oh, have a look, have a look, look at that handsome man. Not a single soul. Then when all day long, things kind of go amiss, y'all know how they do. And I go on out home expecting to find a little bliss. Who trips up to me lightly and plants upon my cheek a glowing kiss? You know, folks, I had a steak. I mean a pretty. Then some time ago, I took that sauce bottle and worked out on it pretty good, But all, who says you better look out what you're doing, boy? Because that sauce is Tabasco. Nobody. Can't understand it. I ain't done nothing. Can you hear me? I ain't molested or irrigated around with no one. That's right. And you know yourself, folks, that there ain't nobody in the habit of coming up And giving you anything nowadays kind of offhand life, is there? Well, until I get myself something from somebody at some time, hear ye, hear ye. I ain't gonna do nothing for nobody at the no time. Because I believe in that old saying, Let us do unto the others as we would have the others do unto us. Yeah. What is this land that show us often? Where'd you get that? Hey, kiddo, you know, I'm supposed to say that. I know, but I did so well on my other announcements. Well, if you're going to announce and Phil Harris sings, Then I'm going to pep Jack Benny up by singing myself. Ladies and gentlemen, I will now say... Phil Harrison, his orchestra playing Southern hospitality song is still saying to turn off the moon, period. Nice going, Kenny. You saved Jack from a relapse. You seem sore about it, should Phil have said. Well, gee whiz, I don't know why. I can't sing. I bet the singing teacher could tell ya. Oh, wait a minute, Don. Don't you guys fight? What do you feel so badly about? Well, if Don feels so bad, maybe I better announce the next number. Oh, no you won't. No, you won't, Kenny. I may not be able to sing on this program, but I'm still the announcer. Ladies and gentlemen, Kenny Baker will now sing, as only he can, one of the most charming and popular songs of the season, September in the Rain. Gee, what an announcement. I bet this is going to be good. September Lots of people say that one of the nicest things about a dinner is the last course, and that's certainly true when you serve this grand dessert. Ice cream, real rich ice cream, made with jello ice cream powder. It's the quick, modern, easy way to make delicious ice cream, and you make it right in the freezing trays of your refrigerator. Though if you prefer, you can get the same grand results by using an ordinary hand freezer. And women all over the country are delighted with jello ice cream powder. Just listen to what Mrs. N.J. McDonald of St. Joseph, Missouri has to say. Jello ice cream powder produces the finest ice cream our family has ever tasted. It's so easy to make, and when company comes in, we are always prepared with a delicious dessert. I just want to thank you for this splendid product. That's a mighty fine letter, and we appreciate it and all the others that are coming in. And you will feel the same way about jello ice cream powder, too, when you taste the delicious ice cream it makes. Ice cream may not be available at all, and less cost. So order jello sir tomorrow. This is the last number of the 34th program of the current jello series, and the cast joins me wholeheartedly in wishing Jack Benny a very speedy and complete recovery so that next week he and Mary Livingston will be back here as well and jolly as ever to say to you, Good night, folks. K-E-L-L-O This is the record for the National Broadcasting. The Voice of Hollywood.