 Take your arm around her and clap, nigga. What's your old lady got to clap for you for? See, people ain't eatin' ass bad. Don't get a twist. I ain't just no ass either. It gotta be fresh out the shower. Bitch, you ain't gonna be done work all day. I don't eat cubicle call center ass. I eat dove ass fresh out the shower. See a lot of niggas in here sitting with females. Clap it up and use condoms. That type of city, I'm fuckin' with y'all. Yeah. Philadelphia Eagles in here motherfuckin' for real. I know niggas of you eatin' the pussy with 20 minutes damn Paula Condom out. You got me fucked up. I be damned, I go to the doctor, yeah, you dick straight, but you got chlamydia in the mouth. Fuck that, I want 100% chlamydia running through my motherfuckin' body. I be damned. I was fuckin' with you one bitch. She was like, what a condom, man. I was a butt-ass nigga, and I was like, shit. I just got in the car and drove off. I was like, this bitch's expectation's too high. I ain't gonna never meet that. They keep on coming in. Y'all come on in and sit down. But every nigga in Philadelphia got a beard. I seen a nigga three years old. That nigga had a beard already. I was like, what the fuck you gotta eat to get a beard up here? I thought, oh, she said eatin' that. Nah, I eat that. She talkin' about eatin' that. Nah, I guess I gotta eat some fillin' ass. One of the single ladies that needs your ass ate. She done threw up a game sign. Nah, you trippin'. You trippin'. Hey, man, I'm now green. I just came to warm y'all up for the show, man. If y'all can, follow me on Christian Mingle to your fuck... Hebrew underscore helps. That's my name on that motherfucker. I was just playing y'all in for a real treat. Y'all clap it up for your 85%er than you ready for the show. Start clappin' right now, man. I'm now green. What do you need? Cocaine speeding weed. The plug is here. The plug. The plug. Oh, the plug. On the way. They ready! They are ready, huh? They all ready. Well, let's go give them the bitch's name. On the way to the stage. Let's go give them the bitch's name. Y'all don't want to work tonight? Y'all don't want to work? Don't want to work tonight! Come on, this is a long-ass love. Billy, you guys, I am for a great show tonight. We came all the way from Atlanta, Georgia. And this is our first time in Philadelphia and we sold out to Lear Core Center. So give it up for yourself, Billy! Like the Super Bowl. You guys are witnessing greatness in here tonight, Billy. You are witnessing the next king's of the movie. I got to look up to Philadelphia. He gonna be on this. Y'all motherfuckers looking so good. That shit smell like aftershade. Oh, my God. She been shaving that shit. That shit smell like a Camry. You got a Toyota. What do you say? Look at what you started. Look at what you started. Look at what they smell like. Yeah, they smell like mop bottles right now. That bitch got racks. They said your titties smell like mop balls, man. Do you hang your titties in the closet when you go home? No, she had that bra on yesterday. Yeah, you don't want that right there. You don't want them titties to smell like rats right there. Philadelphia, what's up, man? Nah, we need more energy than that. Y'all been wanting us to come to Philly for the longest. What's up, Philly? Philly! Who in this motherfucker? What's North Philly at? North Philly. What's South Philly? What's South Philly? What's East Philly? West Philly. West Philly at. Ain't no East Philly. I'm sorry. Hey, man. Hey, Chico took me to West Philly today. We just saw a bunch of niggas walking pit bulls up the street. West Philly niggas love their dog, don't they? West Philly. I see why Will Smith Mama moved him from over that motherfucker. That shit is extra dangerous. Y'all some walking motherfuckers. Ain't nobody got no cars around here. I'm like, these niggas are just walking. Just having fun walking. Even they walking on them dirt bikes. One of the two. Which, yeah, West Philly, man. I went to 52nd and marked it. Yeah. I'm telling you, them Muslim niggas was out there selling that oil like a motherfucker. Niggas sold me so much oil like a fried bag of chicken now. I'm just... That ain't even real oil. Man, as fuck you took me over. I knew we weren't supposed to be over there. Them niggas had a convenience store with a chicken store in it. I knew that wasn't real oil when I put it on me. I said, nigga, this honey. Fuck you. It smell good, though. Time out, y'all. Why they got the goddamn Wicked Witch of the West Mirror up this motherfucker? I have one wish. Who are you? My name is Chico. I want to talk and see what my future's going to look like. You want to see what, nigga? What my future's going to look like, Mara? All right. How old are you? I'm here right now. What the fuck are you talking about? I said, how old are you, motherfucker? 32. 32. What was you doing before you came to see me? Shit, on 52nd and marked it. What was you doing on 52nd? Buying oil. Buying what, nigga? Oil. Well, that's what you're going to be when you grow up. Oh, bitch. Fuck this, Mara, nigga. I don't know when the fuck we got this mirror, but I like that bitch. Do yours, Carlos. Who are you, motherfucker? Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Where are the women sitting that like the Lick Paws? Nigga, you talking to the wrong mirror, fuck, nigga. I found a never man. You like balls? She look like she suck balls, Carlos, right there. With the pink ponytail. Yeah, they got eyeballs handed right now. I suck balls. She suck balls, man. She got to move her ponytail out of the way to suck the balls. I've been looking for a good ball. What's up? What happened with big titties that get saggy? They just get long. You know what? Them titties had a long day. Sit up in the bra, bitch. Look at her. Look at her. Look at like a seat. I thought this bitch would walk over her seat. She's pretty. She built like a high-prior, but she's pretty to the motha. Look at the nigga who came with her. Bring it, bring it, stupid ass. He ain't laughing. None of that shit even. He like that shit. Hell nah, they bought their ticket at a different time. Y'all with everybody. What the fuck going on? Bro, you know about this nigga she giving this shit to? Boy, this nigga some gift bags. My boy got a lunch plate. What they selling about that? That nigga got a lot of shit. Let me see what's happening. No, you ain't feeling what? They feed y'all niggas. What this here? Let me see what's happening. This nigga put his mustard on the outside. Stupid ass, nigga. Nigga saving mustard. Yeah, I'ma say this. You want to, what you got the mustard for, nigga? Oh, then they got a pretzel, some french fries, and some chili. What you got the mustard for? I don't want that nasty ass shit, nigga. Fuck around you. You look like you ain't here all day. You don't go to that fuck with the nigga fool. They're criticizing. Ain't that like a nigga? Man, what you got over there? Let me see. Man, you got that nasty ass shit. Your head wet. Your ass on my plate, nigga. Well, she was wet? Yeah, she just got out of the shower. Bitch Trane was about to leave. She said, fuck that. They just be sweat. Yeah, I know. That's them titties that's making her sweat like that. Titties is heavy. Why y'all sitting so close? That's your father? They a couple. Look at these niggas. They together? Put them on the, put them on the uh, yeah, this porn camera. Put them on the big camera. They together? This is a porn camera right here. This is what, who going to catch your balls right here? Carlos. Y'all, y'all together? Carlos, hold the music. Hold the music. We got to find out what this is. You mean to tell me you ain't here with Peter Griffin, son? Yep. Oh! Cleveland and Peter Griffin son. Right. Right. That Cleveland Junior and Peter Griffin son. Hey, dad. I just want to tell you something. Y'all probably don't even like each other like that. Y'all just so fat you got to sit close to them all fucking. They been trying to fuck for three months just on top of each other. Breathing. Huh. Huh. Bitch, go to sleep. Go to sleep. Carlos. They penis touching. I'm the sad though. Just the sad titties. They nipple on each other. Hey DC, they getting naked and be like, we look just like each other. You're just lighter than I am. That's so stupid. How old are you, G? 27. Get the fuck out of here, nigga. You 27? No, you're not. You must have got that Benjamin Button, nigga. You must be aging in reverse. Man, leave me. Are you a girl? What's going on? Look, if y'all want to leave me. What's the time out? Look at my camera. Leave man in fresh alone. That's mother fuck. Stop fucking with people. Y'all so stupid. Damn, that's crazy. It's mother fuck. DC, look, he can't sit back. Ah. Boy. Big show then, boy. Sit back. Okay. Put him on the camera. God damn, boy. Nigga a little angry. Where's your nigga? Wow. Yeah, we see you butter beam. What's up with you, nigga? What? Everybody on this road need to just scoop this way a little bit. I was trying to see how you was doing, man. Hold up. The bearded crying. Nigga, what the fuck is the rest of it? You mean we got one confetti? I don't know. They be like, give the niggas one. Nah, that was left over from the last show they had, and that shit just fell down. What is this? This is school? This is Temple University. This is Temple University? Yeah. Hey my nigga, can you see the show? You, your ass littered in the motherfucker, nigga. That nigga ain't got no ass. That nigga ain't got no ass. That nigga just got skinned. That nigga look like the father of Mr. Brown. That nigga like Mr. Brown and this motherfucker, boy. That nigga ass is right there together, nigga. You look like a coconut. No, I know that nigga hate driving at night. Look, my nigga be the juicer at the show. Get your arm from around that nigga. What you doing? Put your hands in your lap. Then you can hear like you're on a date with this nigga. Move your hand. He might be. Just let the fuck out. All right, let me quit fucking with people. What's up, my nigga? I see you here leaning back, big ass. I'm looking for it. You're like he in a Cadillac. Then you see me like. All right. That's a big. Put your titty up, my nigga. You a little bit provocative, nigga. Put your titty up. That's how all fat barbers look. They don't even get up. They just sit down. Come on. I got you. My nigga, you can't even see the front of my head. Move. Tell them you proud to be a big nigga, ain't you? That's right. That's right. You still be winning. They here built like a burp, nigga. That's what it. That's your man right now? That's your husband? That's your husband. How long y'all been married? Two years? That's lit. That's lit. You be sucking his titties, too? She said, hell yeah. He like that shit. He be behaving in front of the back talking shit. You keep your bra on. I got my own titties. They get my own titties. Hell nah. Freak ass, nigga. Freak ass. Freak ass. Freak ass. Freak ass. Real BBW. BBW X5s. What ya at? I love it, big girl. I lay with a big girl. She just can't lay on me though. I'm 130 pounds, bitch. You ain't finna lay on me. Boy, they put that big ass thow on you. You can't go nowhere. Nigga, I got ass for ass. Hot down the motherfucker. You know, maybe throw up everything. Move. She gon' think she fuckin' the shit out you. Oh, I made a nigga throw up last night, bitch. This pussy good. They make nigga's earl that's so good. He couldn't even take it. Shit. I remember one time I was laying on that big air, nigga. I was laying on her stomach. And my head kept rising. Every time she was breathing, I was like... Nigga, she fuckin' around the rock. Me just leave. I was like... And she stopped breathing. Scared the hell out of me. I was like... She fuckin' around, stopped breathing again. I was like... All right. You say what? Shout out to the big girls. What is skinny girls that with them sag ass pandas? Right now, you got on boxer, bitch. Hey, them skinny girls be having them sag ass pandas. And you can see it through the jeans. You like, look at this bitch. They be bunched up at the bottom. That pussy be deep though, that bitch. Yeah, yeah. That's all they got. She raise in her hand like, yeah, that's right. That skinny girl pussy got to echo to it. Echo to it. Echo to it. Echo to it. Ain't nothing in there. It's just puss. No walls. Big ass puss. It looked just like this. They were like, damn, this is nice. Skinny girl pussy be bigger than a Walmart. What you say? What you say? Spartan L. Why? You want to hit it? Bitch, keep watching me. I'm just waving him the spotlight. Yeah, I know that. Niggas ain't shit fly. Niggas gonna wait for you to spark yours to see if you get in trouble first. Wait, wait, wait. Y'all know if it a funny bitch, huh? Wait, wait. Everybody in this spotlight. Everybody in here got their blunt like this. Wait, wait for him to spark his. When he spark his, if they don't say that, nigga, we gonna spark off. Give her a lighter, nigga. Bro, we got some celebrities in the house. You ain't even see them. Who? This dude in here. He with the mom from Johnny K plus eight. You see her right there? Oh, nigga. That's the white lady who got out on babies. I see him. Look at the ocean in his dreads. Look, he just started. No, that nigga got a mixed tape. It's in his pocket right now. Man, we in Philly. Philly got a rich history, man. It's one of the most rich cities in the world when it comes to specialty nigga history. I got a lot of famous nigga shit that didn't happen in Philly. One thing I don't like though, I don't like this Philly. How the fuck Rocky get a statue and Joe Frazier don't? Like that shit ain't right. Joe Frazier really knocked niggas out in Philly. Rocky ain't even a real fighter. Something wrong? I just walked through the weed smoke. This one of my favorite cities. I love Philly. You know what they call the fan women here? What they call John. John. Woo. I want one. I heard a nigga talking about one now. I want one. You know what they call you when you a bitch ass nigga in Philly? Nutt ass. Nutt ass nigga. Nutt ass. Oh, nut ass nigga. Use a fucking nut ass nigga. Bro, you know why I love Philly? Call it a nut ass nigga. I beat your ass nigga. It's two niggas made me love Philly. Oh. While I wasn't getting it. Yeah, they're my niggas. They're my niggas. Boy, listen. Niggas ain't nothing like waking up, getting on Instagram and gilly ass sitting there. My younger hit my DM say Nixie came right. OG. I've been living with my baby mother for like six years. But my youngest son 13. I don't think the baby mind. Niggas, you motherfucking right. The baby ain't yours. Matter of fact, the baby ain't leaving the mother fucking baby. This nigga got babies. Why? You know, I like Walo. That nigga Walo will run a mile before he start talking. That nigga Walo come around. Let me tell you something right now. Don't worry about what they say. You got to work for you. All these motherfuckers out here got an opinion. You do what you do for you. Don't let these niggas in their opinion tell you how to be the best version of yourself that you can be. I came from where it wasn't and I'm here where it's at now. And it's just like that. It's my nigga. You know what I love about Philly? What the fuck he talking about, but that was passionate. You know what I love about Philly? What? The battle rap. Oh, nigga, what? What? I can't see. I grew up when Reed Dollars was going at it with me. Oh, yeah. Catch you in your mama band. Catch you in the family band, nigga. Right. I'm like, this nigga 16 and killing nigga. I love the street rappers from Philly. Resident piece, General Reezy. Man, that was my man. That nigga, that nigga went crazy. I was birthed in a single parent household, raised in a mouse hole. I used to look for change in the couch hole. Now I don't want it if it's not whole. Stand for it. Better have a cartel lab on it. They creep it in the dark. So I guess I got the lab on it. The guy got two, six, five, nine, and an amp on it. You went to war with me. Then your steps got a ramp on it, nigga. I'm like, damn. That was pussy. That was pussy. These are some of the angriest niggas I've ever heard. For real. Angry. Angry for no reason. Niggas on the corner rapping mean as fuck. What's up? What's up, boy? Niggas with beef. Just a rap. They go to niggas right there. What's up, nigga? What you trying to do, nigga? What's up, nigga? Fuck you. You ain't ready, nigga. You ain't steady, nigga. I pulled a chopper out. Hitching your mama house. Found my house. Now your mama hanging out like that. That's fucked up. Hey, check it out. Let's see young boys. Hold up. What's up, nigga? What the fuck wrong with you? Not ass, nigga. What the fuck is wrong with you? You not ass, nigga? He nigga playing church music, nigga. Back to you. Listen, nigga. You know it's all street with me. You'll rather do an interview with Gale King than a beef with me. One hook from me. That was good. I lead your whole shit swole. I asked him what gang you rap. He said Old Town Road. Get your bitch ass out of here, son. Fuck is wrong with this, nigga. Fuck is wrong with this, nigga. You ain't, nigga, you ain't said shit. I can handle it. I hit you with a sub, nigga. That's a billet cheese steak sandwich. That's how you feel? Listen. Yes, that's how I feel. Listen. When it comes to the war, you don't want to go. I had your family at your funeral sitting closer than these two fat niggas in the front row. Okay, you talking about the two fat niggas in the front row. Uh-huh, nigga, you're real slow. I heard your dream chasing, but you the only dream tracer that these niggas don't know. Oh, what? That's how you feel? That's how I feel. Yo, son. Yo, you want to see the rest of that battle go to my YouTube right now. I got the rest of that shit on my, on my YouTube. Niggas go progressive shit. I let that matter. No niggas be so aggressive. And I be like, I feel that. Shout out to everybody at the top with no seat. You just up there. Oh, I ain't even know them niggas up there. Hell no. I thought them was deadlights. Oh, it's people up there in the motherfuckers. Yeah, they just standing up there. What's up everybody up top? They ain't even got no lights up there for them. They like, well, we got to go. Shit, boy, you better go. Right. Every time I see him set up like that, y'all up there in the section when the niggas snitching and he got his face blocked out. That's what y'all look like right now. Y'all look like an anonymous tip of that motherfucker. What's happening? Are you okay? Because it's a niggas sitting next to you with a goddamn scarecrow hat on. Did you know that? That niggas, the undertaker. What's up, undertaker? You brought your undertaker shit out. Look at this shit. Ah, look at that tight ass shirt. Shut up. Hey, you know who he dressed like, y'all? He dressed like the nigga that touched Uncle Charles forehead in the crossroads video. He said he that nigger. He dressed like the nigga that touched Uncle Charles forehead. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Hey, Chico, he looked like the black dude. Like if the dude on the oatmeal box was black and had a grandson. That nigga look like he know how to dance real good. What shit? Put some money in that. That nigga say I'm gonna get you, bruh. Don't get me, nigga. I don't want to go see Uncle Charles yet. Chill. Philly, I got a question. Who got the best cheese steaks in the city? Hold up. So they got two on. They said don't go to... Ishka Bibles. Which one? Maxis. What's the other one? George, what's the other one? Y'all yelling out restaurants. Hold up. They're selling Sandros. Chico, they yelling out restaurants. What the fuck is this selling Sandros? That sound like somewhere you buy Spanish food. Hey, they yelling out restaurants. It's a big girl over here saying me. I don't know which one. I heard somebody saying me. I want that one. That's the one I want. Oh shit. They building a crime again. Who keep giving us one confetti? It's pink. I think they got an HVAC problem. They bullshitting dropping this convention. Look at the real Philly niggas recording the show for their cousins at the house. Don't even worry about it, young boy. Shit, that's for the niggas in jail. Nah, for real. Who got the best feelings? Because I'm starving. I'm not listening to the white man. Fuck you. He like Jim, bro. Listen, Jim. Don't nobody go to Jim Stakes. I'm not going to go to this shit. Shit got mayonnaise on it. I don't know what this shit. They don't even season it at Jim Stakes. They just put that shit on the grill. Here you go, bud. Welcome to Philly. If they don't have that little can in the top smashed in with that secret shit on it, don't eat that. Got to have that little can or whatever the fuck that is. I've seen Malacca. The first time I came to Philly, I got into an argument with them. I've seen two people get into an argument and I had to ask them. One of them was getting the regular cheese and the other one was getting the nacho cheese out the 7-Eleven. Like the cheese whiz. Whiz, that's better. I ain't fucking with that. The nacho cheese on the grill? I'm not eating that cheese whiz. See, that's how I knew this crowd was black. That's a black ass crowd. That's a black ass crowd. We don't really fuck with cheese too tough like that. Niggas get grown, get lactose and shit. Man, don't put all that motherfucking cheese on my shit. Oh, look, nigga put nacho cheese on the fitness suit. Yep. You're stupid. You're stupid. You're stupid. And you listen to the white boy. Everybody on this side got offended. No the fuck we do. You need to go to Jimmy John's, bro. I'm chill, you're right. What's up, man? What this is? Heaven's Clouded Mind. What's up? Who booked this here? Who's up? This is your book, my nigga. What's up? What's up? What's up? Heaven's Clouded Mind. She bitches up there on the trip. Heaven's Clouded Mind. Well, you ain't see that shit. Niggas bought us some literature, Los. She's yelling my name from the bathroom. I'm telling you. She in the back bag. Call up. What's up, baby? Ooh, your titties look like they stink, too. Oh, this is a book of poetry. It's a book of poetry. I'm about to read one of these poems. Read one. Hold up. Truth read it first. Don't do it. I laugh. This is from Heaven's Clouded Mind. Heaven's Clouded Mind. And this one is entitled. Cut the music down a little bit. The people need to hear this. This one's called Silent. Silent endeavors quench smiles to grin and bear. My failure to understand how frail tissue couldn't decompose the sodium and tormented tears dripped off the cheek of an unbegotten soul sentenced to war with himself until he masters how to tame a spontaneous mind. What is the purpose of lessons learned but not remembered or strands of knowledge becoming the opposite force to body already set in motion? How far would you go to save yourself? Cleansing your being in rich soil after duty? You spelled this wrong. After diving head first into murky water, I don't know what the fuck that was about, but it was written very well. I got one. I got one. You going next? All right, I'm still proof reading mine. This one called Peer Pressure. Peer Pressure. Peer Pressure. Two snaps for the Peer Pressure. Two snaps for the Peer Pressure. Life's pressure pierced through thoughts of grandeur soaking in my presence inside. Dimensional gaps dominating empty spaces, revamping remedies diluting murky elixirs, trying to level chemical imbalances of setting my strides toward performing rituals dignified the properties of a man. Is she the proof read? Now that's really how it is. This is how it goes. That's the thing about poetry. That shit really don't have to make no sense all along. Now that's really accurate. I know. But long as you're passionate about it, it don't matter what you say. Stick your hands forward. I read this shit exactly like it's in the book. I am. In my turn. It's your turn. I read about it. I read about it. Watch this shit. What's the name of it? Mine's saying, it's crazy. I said young ideas. Look, he can't wait for me to fuck up. I mean, how could you calm down? Bro, y'all got to get it. Y'all got to get it. No, so they can hit you. Uh-oh. You acting like you're going to raise your hand. Here we go. Young ideas. I mean, how could you hold something all night and wake up alone? 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Philly, never come off of the coil. Philly, Philly. Love to sell my brothers and sisters handmade oils. Philly, talk your shit. Always down with the biz. Philly, get your cheese steak but do not use the whiz. Philly, Philly, Philly. Philly, Philly, Philly. You fucked that up. You fucked that up. Yeah, you fucked that up. It's over with. It's a good one. It's over with. It's done. Oh, shit. Ooh. Exotic coats. Oh, he had to put a little swang on it. Exotic coats walking in doing the most made of expensive fabrics. Animals from shelters. What the fuck is that? Expensive coat. Expensive coat. You doing the most covered in bird feathers. Oh, shit. I sprayed some fabuloso on that shit. Expensive coat. Expensive coat. You probably charged to give hugs. Expensive coat. Expensive coat. Looks just like a bathroom rug. Expensive coat. Expensive coat. Expensive coat. Expensive coat. Expensive coat. Expensive coat. Expensive coat. Expensive coat. Expensive coat. Expensive coat. Expensive coat. 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Those for high blood pressure, don't do that. They supposed to stop the blood from pumping in the camera. We talk shit about everybody, we don't care. Hell yeah. What they say talking about PC? Who over here? Hold up, up top, up top. We know you're still in the place. What's up auntie? Hell yeah. We got auntie here on the oxygen. What's up baby? She on the goddamn oxygen. Get some shit girl. That's your mama. Hell yeah. You know your mama still be fuckin' with the oxygen on. Hermit, turn that tank up. Turn that tank up, Hermit. Fuck on the hell. He going the hell. Hey, you feeling nigga that shit? Why does nigga just say, hey, let her hit the blunt? No. Fuck. Fuck. Don't worry about it. I'm with you. No, no, no, you not hit the blunt. That's how you got on the oxygen in the first place. You can smoke. You can smoke. Auntie took her shit out of the pool. She was like, shit. DC, don't go there and light that blunt by that oxygen. You gonna throw this goddamn building. Listen, I was put on earth to make everybody feel normal. Okay, all right. Fuck it. Do your thing. This is for auntie on the oxygen. Everybody put your lighters up. This is for our auntie on the oxygen. Do she be smokin' for real? You pass the tool nigga. You pass the tool. Auntie, bout to hit that blunt for real. You gonna get me? Auntie, bout to hit that blunt for real. Hit the blunt, auntie. Hit the blunt, auntie. This shit is주�容. Auntie gonna be up of night, hit the oxygen, grab on the chest, somebody gonna feel right. That shit's crew on. I'm so scared she's gonna be laying in the bed saying I can't feel my leg. This shit's crew on auntie. I love you. Y'all securing the premises, look at the white dude behind you, he's like, man, whatever happens, I'll fuck somebody up, bro, I'll fucking fuck somebody up, if you want me to fuck somebody up, bro, you just fucking say it, man, you are too excited, calm down, he ain't gonna do shit, who you talking to on the earpiece, him, y'all standing right beside each other. The black dude, hate working with him for real, he can't stand, they put him right there, I'm sitting inside, this motherfucker. That's fours going up in bubble shrimp right there, that's my friend Bubba, we're just doing security with my friend Bubba. I see, what's up, what's up, what's you mean, what's up, what's you talking about? You don't want her Carlos, that's the seventh member of Destiny Child right there, she's still trying to get back with the group. What? What's up, man, don't wave at me when you with the undertaker, leave me alone. You see, he's being whipped at me. Bro, you just gonna let your girl be here yelling in front of you for another nigger? What the fuck does that mean? He said they met you at a show. I don't remember that. You met at the show. You met at his show? You didn't have that hat on, because I definitely would have remembered that hat, you switched it up tonight. No, he said he went to your show and met her at the show. Oh, you met her at my show? Oh, that wasn't... Oh, that wasn't... Oh, what did that mean? You were supposed to... Yeah, when I get the fuck out of the way there. He said, get up, baby. I got something for you. That's right. I get to hit it anyway, just on the GP. That's the founder's fee, nigga. Man, that's what's up. People come to the comedy show, meet their soulmates. Freakin' bitch. Fuckin' with y'all, Philly, niggas. That was suck, my nigga. You gotta suck that titty on the way home. Yes, y'all, anniversary. Nigga just tried to sell her loans. He said, give me a million, and you can help her. But she was standing up like... I'm sorry. A million. Did Nigga just try to sell you his girlfriend? Yes. For 15 million? And he met at his show, like... That's selfish of you, bro. You could at least give her... A discount, nigga. Come on, man. Let's charge him. Shit. That's $999,960 too much. I'm telling you. Hey, did you see this shit? Nigga's can't do math. You're the only one that got that stuff. Ain't nobody else figured out I was saying $40, except for this, nigga. Everybody else was like, that's a lot of numbers, nigga. Nigga ain't coming to do no tests. Fuck wrong with this, nigga. Nud ass, nigga. Nud ass, nigga. Get my young boy to smack the shit out you. Y'all, stay get your young boy to do some shit. Yeah, my young boy will knock his head off clean. Watch. Watch what my young boy do. Hey, what if you get ready to go get your young boy? Little nigga walk up on you like that. He about to punch you. Oh. Oh, my young boy. See how my young boy just dead on my young boy. Then I'm greasy. Nud ass, nigga. Hey, what if you get ready to go get your young boy? But he trying to get his life together. He like, nah, I got this cool shit today, man. You all right? You ain't fuck yourself up? Yes. Nigga, you lost a hypothetical fight. That's what I get for passing Auntie that blunt. Yep. God don't like when you do shit against this wheel. Look, that's to let you know weed is good. Since she hit the blunt, she ain't put that oxygen back in yet. I'm straight now. God damn, I didn't even know. We need to cure. We need to cure for everything. We need is, man. I need to go ahead and make that shit legal. Think about it. Damn. Think about how many fucked up stories you got on being around some high motherfuckers. Not many, but how many fucked up stories you got about being around some drunk motherfuckers. Everybody got one. Too many. Hey, man, why y'all didn't let the blind nigga hit the wheel? It's a blind nigga here. The nigga right there. Ah, what's up, snap? It's a blind nigga here. Yeah. My nigga blind. How about I say, you ain't hearing, nigga, what the fuck? He don't know where we at. Nigga, nigga, that could be a speaker. We ain't even here. We're in Tennessee. And the nigga got his phone out like he can see. Put the phone up, sir. He got it on selfie mode. It's looking at him. He think he recording us. That nigga is stupid. What you? He got an Android. And she gonna get hot. Flip the camera around, nigga. You got it on the wrong motherfucker. Hey, man, who we got out there? You should have stayed out. Oh, I was eating a nigga out here. Man, be careful. Don't fall like me, nigga. How the fuck they'll feel? Who we got out here? Who we got out here? Hey, who we got out here? Or who we got out here? Hey, who we got out here? What's up? Who is that? There's my man right here. Yeah, you ain't starting. You feel it, nigga. But he got the same ears as my homeboy Mark. Hey, what's up? You know what it is? We go through the roof. My nigga right here. He a real nigga. In the front. You're missing the tooth. Oh, shit. Let's go. Let's keep it moving. Let's keep it moving. Who we got out there? I don't care. This nigga got Indian Rimmy in his hair. Come on. Yeah. We keep going. Hey. Hey, we not gonna finish. My nigga right here got a deep hole in his mouth. Damn. Where it's too supposed to be. He gonna walk fast. What do you got? A gap? I don't know. Look at her dread. Shit. Uh-uh. Don't go past her, Chico. I got something in his hand. I don't know what that is. She's in front of him. Oh, yeah. I ain't smoking that shit nigga here. He got me fucked up. He's trying to get high. All we need is weed in the blunt. He look like a rock wall to the back. We need weed in the blunt. That's a pretty girl. And maybe girl life ain't gonna start. Yeah. And I'm glad that you brought yourself here. But it look like you had them braids in since the middle of last year. Come on. Bring your ass back up here. You doing too much. You doing too much. Too much. Let's go. This is the big teeny crew. They grabbing butts over there, Chico. Watch out. What did you say? They grabbing booties. Oh, no. You better not grab my ass. I ain't going like that. Grab a booty like this. Don't grab my booty. You can grab my dick. Don't pinch my booty. I ain't with that shit. Yeah, yeah. Women be trying to shit out you and shit like that. Walk back and grab your ass. Hey, you better quit fucking playing with me. That shit cute, bitch. That shit ain't cute. If you're mad, I allow you to grab his booty and don't say nothing. Ladies, time out. Cut the music. I'm glad y'all spoke on that. Ladies, why y'all think that shit funny? She be trying to nigga. She is not funny. Look at that nigga. That's right. Tell her to stop doing that shit. Bro, that shit is agitated. That shit is agitated. I will punch you in your eye. You know what I mean? You and the motherfucking refrigerator trying to get something to drink. She come past. What's up, boo? Bitch, I kid you. Stop playing with me. Stop fucking playing with me. Because it's unexpected. First of all, we not expecting nobody to tap us on our ass. Ever in life. And when we just chillin' all of a sudden, we... Bitch. Fuck me up, bitch. Don't do that no more. That is the ultimate... We're supposed to smack you on the ass. Listen, it's something... Let me tell you something. That's why I told my girl, I said, listen, you got to just accept that. I might smack you on your ass a hundred times a day. Because that's just for me. You walk back. Ha! Shit. You know what? It's not the same thing. You know what? If you want to smack something, smack your tongue on this dick. How about that? That'll make every man happy, baby. You know the only women who get mad at you for slapping their asses? Women with little asses. Because every time you slapping, it hurts. It hurts. Stop! You play too fucking much. It hurts. Women with fat asses be like, Do it again. You ain't do it hard enough to smack it. Because when we smack you on the ass, you already know what that means. Bitch, we want to fuck. Every time. Man, we got Sinbad doing security in this motherfucker. What's up, Sinbad? Man, that is so... You going to talk about that man like that and he is in here working with a broken neck? Look at that. That cut with ages. He's a deacon. He's in here working with a broken neck. Look at that. Can't look behind him. Fuck that. You got to turn all the way around just to see behind him. What? Who said that? You better shut your ass up. Look, trying to turn. Look, fuck you. I can turn around. Don't move your shoulders. Just stay right there. Look at that. I told you. What? Look at that. This nigga here. What did he just say? I don't know, man. He said he looked like the old nigga of Dave Chappelle. Let me holler at you. This is stupid. Little Philly here. She's lit. I thought it was going to be cold. It ain't not cold. We went through a blizzard to get here today. I guess that bitch ain't got no gear in her house. We had to drive through a whole blizzard to get here, Philly. But we got here because we wasn't missing this motherfucking show for the world. Yeah. Look at this shit. And he is not bullshitting. I'm talking about 20 miles per hour through the blizzard, nigga. Right. We ain't anything. We're going to get through that bitch, but we can't do that bitch because we got a corner, Philly. Right. For real. Because I thought about staying because that shit was for real, bitch. I was scared. I was scared as fuck. Did you see what she threw up? She threw up two old neighborhoods in a delta sand. I don't know. What the fuck? She affiliated with... Yeah. We couldn't miss Philly because we'd have missed this show. We'd have just had a whole bunch of Instagram and Twitter messages. You nut ass, nigga. You nut ass, nigga. Come up here, nigga. Come up here, nigga. But get my young boy to smack the shit out you when they catch you, nigga. Come up here, nigga. Every time we post the dates, they be like, yo, what the fuck? Yo, ain't no Philly on this. We ain't all coming to Philly. Y'all weren't looking because we ain't had Philly on the map probably like two months. But y'all kept saying, we ain't all coming to Philly if you look. I think everybody in this room send us at least one message. Will you come to Philly, bitch? Tomorrow. Right. But shit changed, black woman. All right. Look, you just, you been waiting where you're here now. And you're in the front row with a t-shirt that you got made at the amusement park. I like that. And she got them on the leggings. How you get that shit on leggings? Right. Salt and pepper outfit. All right. Good. You got me on the ass, bitch. Yeah. F-L-Y. Uh-huh. And why you put me on the booty? On the coochie. She ain't have enough pussy for the whole name. You have to... You did. Pussy ain't big enough to get the whole name on there. Now that's dedication right there. I hate women with little... And you're going to leave this show and go over your nigga house and take that off and get him the pussy. Where is it? That one's good. That shitty ghost man. I love when people come to the show and they be making t-shirts and shit. Right. I love that shit. They go into the whole mall and that little stand in the middle of the mall and got that shit made. $150 when you could have just bought the real shit for 60. Look at this. This shit custom. Shit ugly. That ain't even me, bitch. That's Bill Cosby, bitch. Hey, man. Hey, that's fucked up. You know Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby from Philly, man. That shit fucked up, man. Bill Cosby got to do all that goddamn time. He old and seen now already. He don't realize he ain't jailed. Shit. Y'all got Bill Cosby fucked up. No, bro. Bill Cosby is not blind, man. They didn't even know exactly where the fuck he is. I'll give him a fuck with no reason. Bill Cosby in there running the motherfucking jail. I know you're not talking to me, young motherfucker. Bro, Bill Cosby is an old man. Now they say he is walking around the jail all day saying, well, when the girl's coming? So what? He run that motherfucking. They didn't even know they're gonna play with Bill Cosby. They be like, see something else? I'm gonna get my young boo. They said, they said Bill Cosby got the shakies. The shakies? They say he can't, they say he can't hold his tree. Amen. That's fucking horrible. That's enough. That is goddamn enough. They said, Bill, you want some to eat? No. Yes, I do. Don't do that. Stop. We fuck with you, Bill. You ain't gonna see this, but we fuck with you. I think I had to turn his head just to say yes. Yes, I do. They been mad about that Bill Cosby shit, bro. It's a lot of legendary niggas from Philly. Benny Segal, nigga, that's one of my favorite niggas ever. Benny Segal made a song that still scared me to this day. What's your life like? That's a scary ass song. I don't know what the jails is like in Pennsylvania, but woo, you niggas is going through it. You been down 10 years, never been flown a kite. You hear grown men moanin' night. Got you stuck in the can. White man got you fuckin' your hand. Your wife on land fuckin' your man. You like, ah! Huh! Huh! Oh, shit! Woo! Shit, that's a hard movie. It's a hard movie, yeah. It is a hard movie, nigga. When Benny Segal told the nigga, I leave you, I leave you like you was born, nigga. Butt naked covered in blood. I mean, I understand niggas got beef, but they got to be butt naked. Overkill. You don't want to shoot a nigga with his clothes on and he ain't butt naked. Take your clothes off. Man, I'm not getting butt naked if I know you about to shoot me anyway. Get butt naked. Nah, do what you do. Nope, not getting butt naked. What type of freak ass shit is that, nigga? I'm not getting butt naked. Like a nigga gonna see you naked and be like, I wasn't gonna shoot you, but go ahead. I'm not getting butt naked, nigga. That'd be a fucked up way to get raw, man. What you do? Los niggas right up for you like, yeah, nigga got to drop on your bitch ass. Get naked, nigga. Not getting naked, brother. I'm not doing it. What if a nigga shoots you in your knee? Five. I'm still not getting naked, nigga. You done shot me now. As soon as you pop off the first shot, I got a lunge at your niggas. Fully clothed them. Technically, that's how a robbery is supposed to. Man. Niggas not supposed to have his clothes on. You don't know what he got to be straw. Hey, look, it's a lot of niggas in here. You got to get naked. Take your clothes off. Niggas in here, bro. And I know at least three of y'all niggas is robbers. Don't make nobody get butt naked. If you rob somebody and they give you the shit that you asked for, leave. God damn it. Don't have people out here naked and needing a ride. You got to, bro. He might have a pistol in his pants, man. He going to cooperate. Stop giving all these instructions. I'm speaking from a civilian point of view. My bad. Don't give the robbers no tips to make them better robbers. I was just saying, you're going to be safe, nigga. Shit. God damn, girl. I heard them stuff. God damn, she got all the titties. These girls were like, damn, shit, damn, shit. Say that later alone. She's an angel doing the Lord's work. She got a lot on her chest. We was, we were, we were talking about this. We were talking about this the other day. And it made me think about it like the other songs that we the black national anthem. What is it? And you know one that should be, not that we in Philly. What? I used to pray for times like this. Rhyme like this. So I had to shine. Yeah. Y'all don't know it either. That's fucked up. They know it. They just wait till everybody, everybody know it. They know it. They know it until everybody know it at all. A little bit until it gets to the part. Hold up. Wait a minute. Y'all know that was Philly? Huh? When I bought that, that's your money. Y'all know that it was rented? Huh? Boy, that lets you know niggas ain't shit right there. Why? When I bought that Astrid Martin y'all thought it was rented. Yeah. It was his bitch. Who was the hating ass nigga like, where you rent this shit from? Like nigga, I been around the world putting over the city and that's what you hit me with. But see, I go so far back. Like niggas only know it. I used to be like over on YouTube like as a young nigga. I remember when him and Reed, like going at it, when he was out there with the Braves and shit, like I pulled on Bondam in the studio. Meek used to rap fast. I'm not even going to rap it for real. That flame was Meek used to rap fast. Like, whoa, that was amazing, sir. How long did it take you to learn that verse? It needs to be lit, well, I'm telling you, but if I to see a nigga just grow from watching it and become a boss, and then grow and then put the seat on the motherfucking map. Right. And become a boss. For real. That shit lit. You know, we always got to put the kings on when niggas doing good. That's what we got to do. Everybody else do it. I'm going to tell y'all what pissed me off real talk. Now, I run downtown and I ain't no racist. I fuck with everybody. This is just a boss mentality. Nigga, don't you know that China folk got the whole strip? That's every city you go to, they got a whole strip. Nigga, I'm telling you, I'm singing. I'm like, where these niggas coming from, man? But we were like five blocks. I'm like, nigga, they bought the whole screw. Yeah. Every city you go to got a Chinatown. Ain't no niggatown, nowhere. Why we can't do that, man? Huh? Why we can't do that, man? Southwest, but the thing is, we live in these places, but we don't own none of the fucking shit that's over there. They could just come and kick us the fuck out and build best buys and targets and shit. And that niggas got to move the goddamn Upper Darby because you ain't... Now, you all the way in Upper Darby, you a West Philly nigga, you living in Upper Darby now, now you got to make that shit street because they didn't kick you out your neighborhood. Hey, that shit's so funny. You brought the Asian people up, nigga. We get up to play in the other boy that we... Hey, we on the plane. We on the plane the other morning where we all sitting in the first class, like, yeah, nigga, this is bullshit. Nigga, she gonna sit over here. And then DC sit over here. Don't sit right here in the back. The Asian dude come sit by DC. The nigga sit. Walk the fuck back. This nigga walked all the way to the back. But he had that mask on. The nigga had the fucking coronavirus mask on. I was scared. I was scared. Listen, y'all ain't seen fly. You ain't see your face. When I got on the plane, that nigga fly looked up at me and said... And buddy was just like... That nigga fly said, hey, hey, hey, you ever sit in first class before? Welcome. Well, fuck that, bro, because I had just seen the nigga right because we were going up the escalator, right? So when I seen the nigga, the nigga had the mask on. The nigga turned around and was like... I was like, oh, shit, the nigga got that shit. Oh, shit. So look, right? I was like, fuck that shit. So I'm about to get away from the nigga. I'm like, yes, I can live again. You feel me? So I said, I was like, bro, I think the nigga got the coronavirus, right? So look, I sit on the plane. I don't need to see the Chinaman nigga. I just look out the window. I look back. Then the nigga sit right here in my face. Right beside him. I walk on the plane. I'm gonna push that nigga. Fly. How you look at me when I got on the plane? I get on the plane. Bro, I'm gonna tell you what, fuck me up, bro. That nigga said... I said, oh, can now? Yep. Get the fuck out of there. Get out of there. You gotta get kicked off this plane if y'all want to go... Because you don't want to be the first nigga with coronavirus. That's the... You don't want to be the first... Because you know niggas, we don't have no sympathy. Niggas will be talking about, boy, if you don't get your goddamn sick ass, the fuck out of here, nut ass nigga. I told that nigga don't fuck with them coronas, nigga. He should have been on them high niggas with us, nigga. Right. Stupid ass nigga. Stupid with your mask at niggas. Get your mask. Niggas get your sick ass or something. Right, man. You know niggas gonna clown the shit out of you. That's how they be when they look at niggas, but I'm not racist. Look at that. Niggas losing weight. Right. Right. You sick. You sick. I think I am. You sick. I know how to do nails now. Man, that's fucked up. Fuck y'all. That was extra racist. That was extra racist. It's funny. Hey, it's crazy. I think the nigga knew though. I think the nigga knew though, because when I sat at the back of the plane, that nigga did it like this. And it wasn't even on the racist shit. That nigga was legit scared. You can see it in this one. And he ain't even had a regular mask on. He had like the upgrades. The respirator. He had to terminate the mask. He had to. You know the one you put on when you're about to paint the living room and shit? Yeah. One of them. The H-Vac mask. One of them on like Bane on Batman. That's what this shit look like. Even if he don't got the coronavirus, whatever he tried not to give a nigga. I don't want it. That's what it looked like he had the mask. Like he wasn't trying to spread some shit. Bro, we need a whole show with just us at the airport early in the morning. We see the stupidest shit early in the morning. You niggas that work at the airport that be pushing people around to their gate. Hey, man, stop pushing them old people up on us, man. They do not know where they be at. Nigga, follow me. 16 gates. Yo, Chico, let me take a picture. I'm like, hey, man, who is that right there? Oh, don't worry about it. She good. She sleep. Hey, Chico, I had one pushing up on me, too. But guess what? What? Mine had the shakies. He told her to take the picture. She was like this. Stop laughing. That's fucked up. I'll picture one for that ring. That's fucked up. You will make that old white woman take that picture. Anybody in here working at the airport? Make some noise. You working at the airport. One person? My nigga right there, school to work at the airport. At the restaurant at the airport. Nigga's at work at the airport. Give me your promises they can't keep. Hey, nigga. Hey, if you ever need a motherfucking flight or anything, bro, holler at me, bro. I got to hook up on the flights. You fuck around and go take the flight. Nigga be like, yeah, I'm trying to check in. Oh, OK. Yeah, you gonna stand by, stand by. What that mean? So you gonna stand by, nigga, move. You ain't got no real deals. My little walking in the airport. They be five o'clock in the morning. What the hell? You sound like you're in a horror movie. What the fuck happened to you? You got the coronavirus? You sound like you've been listening to what you're life like. I've been saying, come on. She needs you. That's a bat. That's me. I don't know what she said. You sure that was me. I don't know who it was. It was somebody else. She said you, though. You sure? So I'm out. Say it again, ma'am. See? That's a bat. That just sound like she got a bat alternating her throat. Nah, nah. I mean, you got to get your alternator changed. I just know she drag her feet when she walk. Ah. 30 feet ain't sweet. Say it again. Oh, it's more. Put all the bats out. There's more of them now. That's amazing. They heard her. It was like she is here. You got them. They everywhere. She yelled at her shoes. Shut up. You the same bitch. Leave me alone. Ain't that that nigga white? Nah, that was the one beside his wife. There you go. Move. I won't hurt. Leave me alone. She been screaming my name all night. I love you too. I wish I knew some of y'all names so I could just yell them out. Ashley. Tasha. I like her. She look like she work at White Council. Ashley. I know. Stay bringing them little burgers. Oh, it's some hood chicks in here. Keisha. What a Keisha's that. So I know who to stay away from. It's a bitch in here named Lexus. I'm sure it was Lexus in Mercedes. See, I told you. Look, Lexus up top, too. It's a lot of black women in here. I know it's about 88 Britons in this bitch. I told you. Let it go. Jasmine. A whole bunch of jasmines. It's some old crazy shit like La Shonda La Tasha. What a La Tasha, you know what I'm saying? What a ladies that's named after their father and their mother. Where Earl Leesha at in this motherfucker? Where Earl Leesha? Where Earl Leesha? Who got the United States name? Alex. Frank Shell. Where that motherfucker's at? That's him. Frank Shell. Frank Shell. Earl Leesha. My girl name came in Alex. Ma'am, I don't know if I'm high or not, but your arm long down her motherfucker, would you? What is that? What, you got some moonshine in this motherfucker? No, that's a Palmer son. That's FD 2020. You ain't drinking Palmer son? Yeah, she's trying to get drunk for eight dollars. Yeah, that's my type of chick right there. Fuckin' you, a city girl, you're drinking Palmer son? That ain't shit. That's how you know she grew up with her grandfather in her life. She only drinking Granddaddy's whiskey. That's it. I'm scared of her. You know her boy's gone way and take a little sip of that. Hey, bruh, you hitting that? That's you? That's you, G? White man? That's you? I'm scared of her. That's your sister? Oh, she said that's her brother. Yeah, he looking like, yeah, it's my sister. She been doing this shit since he was little, nigga. It's my Uber driver. Ain't shit you could do to hurt a girl. And you didn't almost drink the whole little fifth too, guy. Goddamn it. It ain't shit you could do to hurt a girl who drank Palmer son. She catch you fuckin' a bitch. She was like, so I fucked that bitch too. That bitch be burping all day. She drunk drunk. Put that dick on my leg. That's what she want. Now she drink Palmer son. She might come home and play some crazy shit. Put your dick right here on my chest. Just lay your dick across my chest. Just like that. I fucked with her though. If she drink the whole bottle, I won't. If she stop at the end and leave a corner for in the morning, then I know. She just took nine shots. Excuse me, middle lady. What you going through that you got to drink all that brown liquor like that? You good. You know that's not healthy. You either fucking gangsta or a pirate. What the fuck wrong with you? You going through something? You look fairly young. I hate for you to be the young drunk bitch. What's wrong with you? You need to stop drinking all that liquor and make your pussy taste like concrete. You know right before it rained that concrete smell. That's exactly what that pussy. Great. But the greatest part when they get drunk like that, you just got to get that pussy away. Nigga come home, nigga be chillin'. You come in, what's that, nigga? I don't want that pussy. Pull that dick out. And they say, bitch you smell like the night club. Get the fuck away from me. She don't know what she did. She just fucking. If she drink all my son out the bottle, you know she could be standing up. I don't give a fuck. What? That shit going down her leg. Then she snuck the shit in here in her titties. Watch this. That's fucked up. She did too. Look at her problem. Then she bring it in here in her titties, nigga. Yeah, oh yeah, I already know. Get off that nigga. He don't want to smell that shit. Smell like all god damn onking them. Hey whatever you going through, I hope you get over it because I know that ain't just no regular shit. She downed it. Real for real. She gonna go home drunk as hell. Give her a deal, throw some head. That nigga's stupid. It won't stand up. Hold it up, bitch. Stop hitting yourself in the forehead. Let's drink all my son be the one in the club dancing like this. What the ladies that did drunk? What my drinking ass ladies that? We got it. It's your drunk ass song somewhere. Nobody want to fuck with you. Come on, nerd. All in the club dancing to your fate like this. Right. Right. Just like that. At least you got another drunk bitch with a gold dick. Get off of me. Stop. Fuck that. Ain't nobody on this bitch. It's always the drunk ass friend hollering at the back. It's her birthday. It's my bitch's birthday. It's your birthday, bitch. Somebody give the bomb a size. What the bomb ass bitch is looking at over there? What's the message? What the hell are you looking at? Hey, shout out to everybody who's birthday today. All the birthday folks. What's today? What's today's day? Come on, come on. Yeah, I thought so. Right. My motherfuckers. It's your birthday? Let me give you something for your birthday. What about that? Look, I feel like this would be the perfect shit for your birthday. Who? This long ass. Who the hell is her? Let's see. What size is this? Hurts. That's where you're worth the cost from. That's where you... Oh, no. It's missing an H. It's supposed to say Hurts. It's supposed to say Hurts. I don't know. So, who the hell is this supposed to be? What? Auntie Light Hurts? That's your size, too. You are large. You are extra large and long on heaven and... There you go. You got it, Auntie. You can have a hanger, too. You can have a hanger. Let me find somebody with a lady with some extra large boobs. There's a bunch of them. I need... Hold up. I need a lady with two Xs. This is two Xs. I need a two X size titty. Come on. Because DC... Hold up. DC was loose. Shit. Yeah. They're gonna fit right in there. Nope. She got on some trash bad jeans. Right. She got that... Got on some hefties. She took that tummy down in that motherfucker like a player. She's confident. Yeah, that's right. Hold up. Hold up. She took her tummy down in her tights. She don't give a damn what anybody's got to say. That's right, man. She took that tummy in that motherfucker. Yeah, that's right. Hold up. I'm just giving... Hold up. This is for you. This is for you, bitch. Yeah, this is for you. This is a long... Long sleep vlog. Long sleep vlog. Look at Auntie. Get the Auntie with those perky titties. Right, that's your... Oh, grown shit. You're doing this now. Shit. Me too. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Okay. Hey, y'all. Hey, time out. Hey, time out. What happened? My man right there, sleepy little motherfucker right there. This nigga that fell asleep three times. Who? Who sleep? This nigga laughing himself out of dream. Shit. Yeah, these young boys funny as fuck for real. This nigga's on them Perk 30s. This nigga on it. I'll be your pro for eight hundredths. Hey, man, for all you young niggas, visit the young niggas in here on them Perks stop, nigga. Please. You niggas is walking dead zombies, walking around out this mall. Trust me. Don't be scared to clap, because then you're gonna fuck them. Clap. Fuck them. Fucking dopeheads. What they gonna do? Tickles. They ain't gonna do shit. They'll fall asleep and forget why they even mad at us anyway. You don't even know what you look like. You walk around. Sending a bad example for the younger kids watching you. My little nephew wanted to watch future videos all day on YouTube. I'll go up there in his room. He in there all day with the dope clothes. This nigga that snuck a two liter Sprite up there. He up there mixing Sprite and Night Queer. This nigga that slept the whole weekend. Wake up and shit on yourself. See, that's what you get. Ah. I used to do that. You used to mix Sprite and Night Queer? Yeah, what? Well, we had lean shit. There was lean. Shit. Yeah, you gotta stop, though, kid. Don't do that. Yeah, nah. For real, I used to pop real like a motherfucker. They got you beat. See, that nigga's just a young nigga. There's a bunch of young ass chicks out here popping pills. Can't be still right now. Bitch look old in the face. 22. Bitch look 40. My name Tonya. Get off drugs. That's all we're saying. If you own drugs, we know you own drugs. You trying to act like we don't know, but we know. Don't nobody blow their nose that many times, nigga. Talking to the powderheads, too. Always want us to turn the fan off. Can y'all turn that fan off? No, nigga. Eyes be big in here. What you surprised for all the time? Talking all fast. Making promises. I'm gonna rebuild this whole house. You gonna be shit. You gonna sit the fuck down somewhere. Look dope here there. Over here stealing from my grandma like that. Keep looking for change and shit. Move. What? I'm gonna be looking for change. What you looking for change? What you wanna get to pick up? Oh, well, yeah. Stop. I love you too, girl. How about you stop? How about you stop objectifying me? What she want with me? Huh? Y'all women be screaming and doing all that yelling at the show. I'm not gonna get no pussy away at the end of the night. I eat koochie. You gonna get over there and get the face time of people. Girl, look. He really here. I eat koochie. You gotta wipe it off first. These women are fucking you for real. They gonna get butt naked and be like, you want the pussy with the cheese with or without. I'm gonna go without. I'm gonna go with it. I'm nasty. See, that's the thing. I'm nasty. I'm just not nasty for a long time. DC, how long you eat pussy for? Like, when you eat pussy, but how long do you eat it for? I ain't gonna lie. Like, if it's pretty and full and if I really want to do it, I'm gonna sit there for a little minute. What you mean a little minute? About how long? Until she do that look. That bitch be trying to hold on. What that is? That bitch. I'm like, yeah, time to get this bitch that thick. Yeah, that's all I got. Oh, shit. Chico, how long you eat the pussy for? It depends on how long it take my dick to get hard. Straight up fellas, you ever ate pussy for a long time? Because your meat won't work. You're like, come on with your nigga. Ah, ah, ah, I got you. Ah, ah, yeah, I'm coming with the dick. Ah, ah, yeah, ah, ah. You know, don't move. Ah, ah, ah. Could that be the fucked up part? Could she be one of the fuck that you still didn't want to eat? Get up. Not right now. Right. Give me one more thing. No, no, no, no. The longest I'm gonna eat pussy is three commercial breaks. Straight. If family guy go to commercial three times, I'm done. So now, that mean you to eat the pussy through three sections of the shit. That's a whole 30 minutes. Three commercial breaks? Yeah, because there's only three per show, so you to eat the pussy per episode. Ah, shit, the bitch tricked me. But see, this the thing. I think it's stupid. It's a whole episode, my man. Yeah. Shit. Because I just realized the shit you keep coming back on. I can't do a whole episode. So, I could do like a first take, first scene, the intro theme song. Yeah, it didn't change. You used to fuck to eat a CD that you made or a movie to be on. Hey, you ever be eating pussy and she says disrespect for that shit? Ma'am, put your arms down, Paul Masson. Paulina Masson. Let me ask the fellas. You ever be eating some pussy and then she say some disrespectful shit and make you not want to eat it no more? Like what? She be like, eat that pussy, you bitch ass nigga. What the whoa, whoa? Who the fuck is you talking to? Then she hold your head. Yeah, she hold your head like you a bitch. Suck my pussy, nigga. Suck my pussy, nigga. You like sucking on mama's pussy, don't you? What? This bitch just stood up and did the Captain Morgan pose. Get up. Who the fuck you talking to? I don't know nothing about that. Because if you eat it right, the bitch can't even talk. Yeah. Now I don't cook them on. They be like, huh? Shit. I'm like, you okay? Huh? But you know ladies, y'all can bust 50 nuts. 50. 50 straight. That's crazy. Somebody ask me another thing. When they bust so many nuts, they'll throw one away. You ever seen a woman throw another one? Oh, yeah. Uh-uh, move. Not that one. Not that one. Hold it back. Come back, come back. All right, all right. We straight. Get to talking that dumb shit. I'm not ready yet, bitch. I'm almost done. So you better hurry to fuck up. And when I nut, that's it. I don't give a fuck. If you ain't calm, I, the bitch, the bitch get off me. I'm trying to go to sleep. When they be knowing they got good pussy that's gonna make you nut fast. And then you don't nut fast. She run out of ideas. Oh my God. I ain't never fucked this long. I don't know what. They usually be done by now. Let me get creative. Let me pinch my nipple or something. It's fucking fucking. When they ask you to come, that lets you know you've been fucking up too long. You gonna come for me? Nope. Uh-uh. If it not yet. Nope. Especially not with this goddamn condom on. I got a filter on my dick. I can't even feel the pussy for real. I can fuck through a whole two episodes of Martin with a condom on. Ladies don't understand this. Your dick actually talk. Dicks can say stuff just only to us. It'll be fucking with a condom on. And your dick be like, oh man, this stupid ass shit. I can't believe you brought me out for this shit, man. You see this? This is so stupid. Right. Shit. Not my dick. My dick. Thank you, Frank Lucas. Come on, bitch. I'll put that coat on. I'm gonna go fuck this bitch out. Shit. It's a bunch of niggas in here that got some pussy with the condom in their pocket. Yeah, that's fucked up. Look at this. Niggas don't even want to clap like, yeah, I did that dumb ass shit. You didn't fuck raw condom right in your pocket. Then you go home with the condom in your pocket like, well, might as well hold on to it for the next time. It ain't a nigga in this room that didn't ever use the whole three pack of condoms. Shit. Look how quiet shit got. I'm plusting them bitches down. That's it, Gabe. When you have a rip that shit from the lip and the rubber hits your lip, you're like, I ain't using that one. I ain't gonna use that one. Get the fuck out of here. Oh, nigga. This nigga got the spermicidal lubricant on his mouth. Nigga be too ready. I got rub on my lip. Ladies, y'all don't be wanting us to use them goddamn condoms. That's why you be trying to get us to prove we trustworthy so quick. Hey, wait, before you put it on, can I trust you? Is it just us? Is it just us? Is it just me and you? Look at me in my eyes. Is it us? Is it us? Tell me you love me. Do you love me? Can I trust you? Can I trust you? Hell, yeah, you can trust me. Fuck it. Don't put it on. I don't trust no bitch who ain't using her rubbers. I don't really like using rubbers. Shit, you gonna fuck yourself then. Some of y'all ladies, who ain't allergic to latex? Yep, she got AIDS. And Paul Masson raised your hand. Your pussy ain't, you ain't, you didn't goddamn clean your whole system out with that Paul Masson. You said they got AIDS. They couldn't be there with us tonight. I'm allergic to latex. Bitch, you got that pack. Make some noise if you didn't got tested this year. Some of y'all lie like, first of all, I know the niggas lying because you just waiting for your bitch to get tested. Are they wrong? You good? We good. What? That's the blind motherfucker. No, damn well, you ain't gonna get tested. I like this side. Y'all didn't even try to clap. Y'all was like, yeah, whatever. Ain't nobody up top. Ain't no noise. They're like, shit, that's why we in the dark. If the people all trust niggas who keep getting tested, what the fuck do you think you got? You keep running down there. And some niggas stupid. Probation p-tests is not getting tested. You mean to tell me you went and took a whole AIDS test and kept doing the shit you was doing before you took it? You stupid. Niggas are gonna get tested. Don't get the results. Keep fucking it. If you don't get tested, you aren't supposed to fuck nobody. You fuck prior to the test. You're supposed to move on with your life. Don't keep fucking them same people. Shit. Shit. Well, you ever got tested and had to wait for the results? That shit's scary, ain't it? Nope. You say it ain't? Nope. It ain't. Because you knew you didn't have that shit. No shit. Would you be celebrating some HIV results? Hey, man, got my results back. I ain't got that shit. So you mean you thought you had it before you got the results back? Y'all, nigga, everybody ain't here to have the scare. Felly, ever get that head bump, nigga? You don't know what it is? You're like, wait. Oh. Oh, shit, boy. You in the bathroom like this. Boy, I swear to God. I know this bitch ain't got. I know this. He gave it to you, bro. I know this bitch ain't got it. Yeah, nigga, bust it. The only scare I ever had is I had bought some new polo draws. They was red. Uh-huh. And then when I took them off, I had red, lit balls all over me. I was like, oh, this is lit. I'm straight. You think I thought you had the dick pox? I remember one time a girl scared me. I think I had the dick pox. I was like, nigga, this is some new shit. This straight out of Winnie Walker. You don't know what to tell the doctor. Yeah, I got chicken pox on my dick. Oh, they red. I remember one time a girl scared me. How she scared you? Niggas, she fucked around that ate a bag of hot flaming Cheetos. But I forgot. And she gave me some head. And after she gave me head, part of my back, 45 second later, that shit got on fire. You look like Walo, nigga. I thought that bitch burnt me, bro. I was scared. You see how niggas is? You just got to talk them through it. Ain't nobody had no scare before I said something. Everybody like, oh, you know what? I do remember the bitch gave me some head with the flame of hot Cheetos. I did get some head one time from a girl who has a Viggs vapor rub on her chest. That shit got on there. My dick was breathing in some more. Oh, breathing in his dick. What are you doing, you know what I'm saying? This is a lot of stage right here. This is a Christmas play stage. Rub-a-bum-ba. I see you. I'm there for ya. Rub-a-bum-ba. We're waiting to play all night. They like it's our time. Come on, pick up. They can prepare for everything. Let me some heaven, man. Who need a hanger? You know you got three hangers. You look like a magnatica. You ain't never watched a magnatica. You can sign the magnatica. Cars up here like we was great player. Space game in this motherfucker. You know you got a saxophone. Fillet subway train. White people, y'all must have made a lot of fucking noise right there. Yeah, yeah. Stupid ass. Y'all don't brought us over here for no reason. Cut it off. White boy. Who is your favorite person in black history? Say something stupid so we can whoop your ass. Who? What? Meek Mill? Okay. I give him that one. We in Philly. We in Philly. You know how much we done did and went through before. Meek Mill that count because Meek Mill look just like Martin Luther King. I give you that one. But give me a historical figure that's not Martin Luther King or Malcolm X. Who's your favorite black person in history? That boy heart beat fast as fuck. I don't fucking know any, bro. Did you just say Anne Frank? This motherfucker here. You can't blame these niggas for really not fucking with us. What you mean? Us niggas? Well, he shouldn't have his mother fucking ass in here doing black history month. Niggas, you should have went to another. Anne Frank is Jewish, sir. Don't ask the nigga in front of you. He not gonna help you cheat. You ain't help us cheat when you was a school white boy. Talk your shit, Chico. Damn, Chico. Fuck that. It's black history month. We got to teach my man something. Somebody else. He about to cry. So what? How long we been crying? For 500,000 years. For 500,000 years. He said Rosa. Niggas said Rosa. Rosa. Rosa. Oh, you know it like that where you think you can just call her Rosa? You think you can just, you think you on a first name basis with mother, sister, goddess, miss Rosa Parks? You just gonna call her Rosa? Say it again. All right then, motherfucker. Talk about some goddamn Rosa. If you don't put a miss in front of it, it's miss Rosa. We got a lot of black history people that don't get their credit. Mother fucking right. We don't. You know who else? You know it's a more black history and feeling. What? Allen Iverson. First nigga get his hair braided at the game. Hell yeah. That's my favorite basketball player. Rest in peace, Kobe Bryant to another. Rest in peace, Kobe Bryant. Hell yeah. Gail was on there asking all them fucked up bad questions. Everybody was, Gail caught a lot of hell. That's the fucked up part about being a nigga. Started a whole debate about black men and black women. We ain't have shit to do with that. That's the fucked up part about being a nigga. You can be the case and still never beat them, motherfucker. And they gotta quit it. They still asking about the shit 20 years later. Ma'am, he did not get convicted of that shit. That stupid ass lace front she had on. She was filling herself out. Not fuck with my black queen. She was filling herself out that she did. R. Kelly Greasy that time had R. Kelly that motherfucker did my life. Y'all killing me with this man. She thought we was on her side. She was sitting there like, oh I got these niggas now. I can say whatever I want. No you can't man. She fucked up. Because R. Kelly did a lot of that shit that he said that they said he did. But I know one goddamn thing. What happened? He ain't hog tied nobody. He definitely did. That's the one thing that nigga didn't do. Oh, there was no kind of hog tied nobody. Listen ma'am. What did he say? Oh no, I don't hog tied nobody. I believe them too. That nigga didn't do that. That's fucked up. He ran out of money, bro. Them hoes got to fight at the best Western. He said I was hoged. That nigga ran out of money. Them hoes got to fight at the best Western. Yeah, all of his two girls. Yeah. Yeah, they did get the scribe. That hotel ain't had no elevator. They had three floors. Them bitches just fighting clothes everywhere. I'm ready for them hoes to go to jail too. Because at this point they did something. Because they doing two goddamn much. Every time I look up these bitches got a new story. You know what money they were paying them off. They ran out of money. He ain't got no security. Nobody working for him no more. That bitch realized it was only one person that would block her from going home. It was the other bitch. She was like, oh, I'm finna whoop yo ass bitch. I'm going home today. That's why she walked by talking about, I can't believe you. A lot of fucked up shit going on out here. It is, man. He's got to be careful. You know, don't take this shit for granted. Because anything can happen at any moment. There's a lot of shit going on. And that bitch came in that room. She's like, what you doing? Oh, I'm finna whoop yo ass. Talking about the video. Yeah, they was, that should be crazy to people. She had her bags packed and everything. They was all at the door. Yeah, they got this crap. There was no security. It was just her. She's like, I'm going to my family today. It was a fight for freedom. I'm holding that a best Western. I fight you for your freedom. It was. It was a best value. They were hooking. It was at the Trump, that's what they told you. They was not in no Trump Tower. They were at the best Western. You can tell from the carpet it wasn't the Trump Tower. That was the best Western. Because the best Western got that old lady carpet. And then they had that old lady carpet. Yeah, if you don't hold a carpet. Yeah. I'm fucking with this shit, bro. Look at the ushers up there. They want to sit down. They want to sit down bad. Then the motherfuckers. They think a knee hurt like a wall. What do white dude go? He didn't get off? Yeah, we fought with the people. He didn't like that shit. What time he got off work? What girl? Every fucking time I come over here you yelling something. What do you want? You love me? Uh-uh. Lo, she want to ride home. She ride the train. Nah. You don't fucking love me. Salute to everybody. Go to Uber to this bitch, because you knew you weren't going to find a way to park down this motherfuckers. We'll take you an hour. Philly disrespectful with the parking. Y'all don't never had no off days. You got to pay every day to park in this city. Your mother fucking right. And these motherfuckers, their right tickets here take their jobs. Serious than a bitch. Nigga, you can be sitting in your car right here. Excuse me. Yeah, I got you. Beat your ass. You write me a ticket. Pussad nigga. Fuck around. They don't have them $3. They'll give you a ticket for $260. Take your P and not write on it. These motherfuckers bold enough to mail me a ticket. They're not going to mail me a ticket to Atlanta. No. You think I'm paying this shit? For real? Yeah. I heard you now. What? I wonder if that's some good pussy. Oh, I got a crew. Oh, ticking balls, ticking balls. They band together to say your name. And one, two, three. DC! Who said it? They sound like they got some huge titties. Spotlight man. Can your shit go right there? What about you over there? Spotlight man. You up? You asleep? Let me see what the fuck. Bitcha has a nigga over here. Hey, baby. She said, hey, baby. Let me see. Spotlight man. Spotlight up top. Right now, spotlight. He like, damn. What a roach. No, no. What the fuck is you doing? Niggas down here. Hold up, nigga. He like, what a roach. And now, coming down. He's not up there. He's not up there. Spotlight man. Spotlight man. Go down. Down, spotlight man. There she go. Look at our hand, spotlight man. Right here. This motherfucker. Second row. Don't make me go up there and whoop your ass, bitch ass nigga. Spotlight man. Spotlight man. Spotlight man. Put the spotlight back on me. Can you see us, my nigga? Put the spotlight back on me, spot. Okay. Now follow me. And we're going here. All right. Down and up. No, no, no. Go up. Fuck up. Ain't nobody told you to fucking go over there. Go to the right. Go to the right. Stupid. All right. Stop, nigga. Go up. What the fuck is running the spotlight? Fuck it. Fuck it. We'll do it live. Go over there, she go. Fuck him. Thank you, buddha ass boy. All right. Down. Down, spotlight man. Down. Back towards me. Back towards me, spotlight man. Fuck you. Over, over some more. Spotlight man. Gonna make me strangle his ass. This nigga here. Fuck it, bruh. I'll do it. Fuck it. I'll do it myself. Go up there, though. Just see what's up. See what's up. Violet, let's see what they have. You let your lady do all that goddamn hollanda. Don't even say shit. Why are you yelling my name even over here for nothing? What's up, baby? Hey, baby. I will talk about that green hair. I like it. Hey, boo. Yeah, damn it. Quit hollandaing me. You pregnant? Congratulations. Oh, you're not. Y'all been yelling for every goddamn battle. Y'all don't fuck with me. Oh, shit. The spotlight, man, must be off that palm of my face. Who with your drunk ass? What's up, girl? There's a fine-ass lady over there. What you got in your hand, baby? I'm not stupid. It's pregnant. Is that some my drink? You got it? Oh, I... It's my strangle strength. How about I say what you got? Yeah, it's my ass-nasty strangle strength. Yeah, damn it. What's up, baby? What's up, girl? It was so motherfucking lit. I'm not even gonna lie to you. Man, we got to wrap it up. We got to wrap it up. We got to wrap it up. We got to wrap it up. We got to wrap it up. Man, ain't they mad? What they making us leave? Oh, they on their time? Shit. Spotlight, man. Linty. Spotlight, man. What's the spotlight up top? We ain't seen none of them all night. Spotlight, man. Up top. What's up, baby? I say spotlight, man. Spotlight, man. Spotlight, man. Show the people in the top. I say spotlight, man. Spotlight, man. What you feeling? We about to make this shit rock. Oh, shit. We thank every single person in this bitch for coming out here to fuck with us. You dig? You dig? We ain't feeling nothing. Man, look at them niggas, man. They woke up. They're going to bat. Do me a favor. Everybody pull your phone down. Turn your light on. We got to get a picture of this shit. Right there. Keep the lights up. Keep the lights up and turn your motherfucking phones on. Everybody here feeling about to go off. Just pick to put it on the Instagram. Everybody get up. We need everybody. Put it on your feet. Put it on your feet. There you go. There you go. We sold out this bitch. 5,000 a seat. Even if your battery about to die, put your goddamn lights on. Come on. Put your androids up. Feel the stupid lights. Pick up. Just pick, man. And we at the lounge tonight, too. Make sure you tag yourself. Instagram and Twitter. And witness history. Philadelphia. I don't know what you're seeing here tonight, Philly. This is the anybody's out show. And we have the anybody.