 Oh, I was wondering what they would do. Oh, they're like they're like asleep. So she looks like she's napping. She's falling asleep. Yeah, great. Okay, cool. So but now she has to cry on top of her actual parents. Yeah. So we have to try and make her cry. Has she not noticed? What's up with both of our parents? I don't know. Dad looks like he's a fucking zone. Who's that the hip thrusting? Yeah, he's real horny. He's got a butt chin. Yeah, he is the book of love. So it's true. I get it. I think he just came on us. Yeah, he's real horny. He's got a butt chin. Yeah, he is the book of love. So it's true. I get it. I think he just came on us. just came on us, just these thrusted ropes at us. Oh, this is pretty. This is out here shooting ropes. Yeah, you can't just throw ropes on strangers, dude. I guess we can sense it. This is cool. It's very cool. Look at this tree. Whoops, I died. Good my wife. Rose, your mother's dead. Look at these little ants. Yeah, I see the ants now. Follow the ants. I feel like the proportions of this game are a bit messed up. Yeah, a little bit. Did you die again? Yeah. Dopey Slut. What's your business there, love? Oh my god, you sounded just like him. It's a megalodon. Whoa. Why was it a megalodon? He's putting us in his com jar. So sorry. So sorry, everyone. What really sold it for me was the hesitance with which you said that. His com jar. Whoa, there's a bunch of. OK. You have to be rude to the people who were taking us in and helping us. Making a lot of assumptions. Man. Oh, you. We should get divorced. You know what? We should get divorced. They got a TV up in here. That's great. They have a wasp strategy. Oh, we're going to have to find some wasps out here. The wasps have invaded our tree, wiped out most of our tribe. Wait, is he Scottish all of a sudden? Where is he from? British, I believe she's voiced by Dame Judy Dench. They got it for this game. It does sound like it's most of the budget. It's hiring Judy Dench. Whoa. That shit's dope. Which one of us has. Why did I just hear? Oh, the door. Maybe. OK, so I have the goop and you have the. Cool. What the hell are you? I just have goop. I think you're going to need to. This is so cool. OK, so now we weigh it down. Now we weigh it down. Get down, you stupid bitch. Here we. And then you want to shoot the target. And then we've got to pay. Oh, no, I don't know. It's OK. I bring it back up. I definitely messed it up. OK, now you know, OK. No, I did not. No, no, not yet. There we go. No, yeah, there we go. How about this? Can I set this? Hey, yes, you can. And then OK, so now you get on it. Oh, no, right. Yes. Now I get on it. No, I wasn't sure. I see. We should push the red button. I think I will. Whoa. Yeah. Whoa. Oh my. Whoa. Whoa. Let you on fire. Make you turn around real fast. Exciting. Oh, zero gravity. OK, but now about the. Well, I made you an acorn. OK, Ethan. OK, oh, so you press the top button. Yeah, just I just leave you in there forever. OK, bye. Do the rest again by my side. That was that was coming. Whoa, I stopped him. Did he unsap? There we go. Yeah, get fucking wrecked scrubs. All right. You tell me which one. Bang. I just be sapping all of them. I'll make sure they next. Yeah, yeah. Unstoppable. Why do they have OK? Are these these are acorns? I thought those were just onions. Squirrels are really a big fan of onions. A lot of people mistake that. Dude is crazy. They love them. Do you want to know a fact about me? Here we go. No, I'm good, actually. OK. I'm sorry. Tug of war. One of us is going to die. Ready? Three, two, one. I killed that. Damn. OK. Wow. Wow. I want some game of shit over here, dude. Fucking ridiculous. Oh, wait, we get to go again? No, we don't know this. It's only one time and whoever wants to come in with us. No. You ready for this? Do it in the air. Like a devastating. Yeah, it could have been cool. And then it was like a list rights have been revoked. This is going to be a boss fight. You see this? Look how much space we got, dude. We got so much space. Oh, no, a shield was. It's big beans. He's got a big thing on him. Shoot him with a thing. Quite good. Yeah, we've got to get him on his behind. Yeah, get fucked. Get fucking dunked on, dude. It's embarrassing. The queen's going to think you're a cock. OK, I'll distract him like this. And then I'll die. It's maybe that. Yeah, that's that's pretty distracting to him, probably, actually. Where is your honor? Great question. Come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in. Come bacon. Got. All right, just a couple more. What fucking doing it on you, dude? We're doing it. Wait, how are you rolling? Oh, B. It's it's it's going to be X B. But he's a wasp, you know? Yeah, that doesn't even make sense. Reload. Thank you. Oh my god, he fucking dead. We done did it we done did it so many of my chat said the Queen of England is currently single FYI So technically cock cocking her would be difficult dude because she is single. I'm a slide into the Queen's DMs. Yo, Liz What's good? What up my girl Lizzie? Yo, Liz, what's that mouth? See you see how I run Yeah My head drags behind it's like I got I got a dump truck head. Yo Alana got that dumpy head Oh, it's larva. Oh wait, just uh, maybe do it on the hive thing Yes, you are correct. Oh, they're a tons of bang Oh hell yeah, I'm pushing. I'm pushing. I'm pushing. I'm pushing. I'm on left spawn. Okay. Do you think um, do you think? Gamer mothers do that when they're in labor. I'm pushing. I'm pushing. She finally gives birth. Yo, let's fucking go Oh Birth speedrunning yo some 20 to be fair, I think every birth is an attempted speedrun It's just some of them fail. Yeah, I don't think you ever want to be doing that shit for 40 hours But sometimes it's the RPG. It just drags man. Wow My okay, I was moving in that good Doing boobs. I'm gonna wait until it's a ton of goop Okay, I will get I will get hella goopy. You know I can't produce as much goop as I used to be able to okay. It's just normal though I used to be able to produce so much goop and now I can't even produce a smile I can only goop so much Well, just give it a minute. Just give it a minute We really can't it does it does have a limit Whoa My oh Whoa goop. Oh no, we can go off a jump Are we still supposed to I guess I think okay. Yeah Whoa, this is so cool. Oh my god I'm spraying everyone dude Just spraying my goop wherever I can the cleaning ladies to have mad questions about this About my goop This is so cool. Yeah, this game's fantastic. Okay ready I can't do anything yet. Okay. Okay. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready Whoa That was cool. Oh, oh, why did I die? What is it? I don't it's a boat in it It's not a boat love I know that you're british, but I'm pretty sure you've seen the boat. It's one of those boat teams Oh, this is neat Look at me go. This is so cool. We got things to shoot. Oh, we do Okay, whoa, they already they already got that stank on them. Oh, no No, no, no, no. No, I got a reload I sound like that. Oh This feels like uncharted Like the soundtrack. Yeah divorce simulator This is exactly what it's like to go through a divorce, you know Roring rapid, you know need to spend through a many in this time. Yeah I have a lot of x-yves. Oh Why you can't get the r8? That's why it's just going to take it, you know exactly that's why I'm afraid Like, you know, I get my dream car, and then she just takes it like she did with the kids. Exactly. All seven of them. Whoa! Waspnado. Why are there jellyfish here? If I shoot them, will they explode? What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm just wondering. Science, dude. It's all science, you know? You think burning things alive is just science, fam? Yeah, it's a scientific method. You figure it out or whatever. Where's this hole go? That's what they used to call me in high school. Hole girl? Just in the big hole. This is a big fish! What the hell? Wow. Oh, fuck. You have one job, Ethan. It just said what the job was. I wasn't paying attention. Oh, my. Okay, you're upside down. Look at this, dude. Where did it go? There's more of them. Oh, there are more of them. Is this all under our house? Yeah, it's pretty fucking sick down here. That's crazy. Who's going to get the catfish goose and the divorce? This is a big beaver. Giant bee. I was looking at your screen for some reason. Okay, I put Goop on him. He has been Gooped. Oh, we got to get him with his thing. What? Sorry, what? Say that again? His little thing opens up. Maybe the grapes. How do we get it? Something to do with the grapes? Grapes. Yeah, okay. Progress. You see that? No. Oh. Get him to run over it. And then boom. Go a little bit. Oh, that got him a lot of it, actually. Come here, mate. Fucking come here. Fuck, I did it too late. I'm sorry. Sorry, mom. Come here. Yeah. Nice. That was big. Do this one. Okay. Yes. Nice. Okay, we're almost there. Ow. Ow, I'm dead again. Don't worry about it. Everything's fine. Everything's cool. Everything's great. I'm sorry. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. And that's how you kill a big bull. I see. Oh, I'm steering. You are. How do I? This game's really good. This game? It's all this gameplay variety. It is really great. Okay. I keep jumping too soon. Jump. Yes. Go. Reload. I'm so sorry, mate. Oh, that was like an uncharted fucking tent. Can't even believe it. He can fly. Yes. Good, good, good, good, good. This is so cool. Fucking big ass robot wasp that you were telling me about. Oh, no. Oh, we're really getting there. Oh, yeah. No, he's going down. This is crazy. This is like World War II. Just like World War II, yeah. That's fucking nuts. Yeah. I hope this beetle doesn't die. That'd be so... It's like, I hope this beetle doesn't die and that he loved it. That's fucking gross. Jesus. Okay. What do we think this strat is going to be? Oh, no. It's walking. You shoot those bits, I guess. And there's a bottom one here, too. You see that? See that? You see that? Oh, yeah. Gotta hit her. Oh, my. Okay. Why have I done this journey that I've done? I'm not sure why. Oh, we'll probably have to go around the back. At some point? I guess I'll take out the small wasp and then you take out the belly. The belly? I don't like any of that. See, this is where we have to do the thing. I disagree. You can't run. Oh, in the back! We have to put a skate on our side. There is a couple of things on the back. Oh, really? Uh-huh. The airstrike. In the airstrike? It is like World War II. Dude. Oh, that was cool. Oh, it's top down now. This is so cool. Oh, wow. All right. This video game is doing a lot of exciting video game things. You know, it just keeps being like and other video games too. This video game is doing lots of exciting video game things. It is. Oh, his whole front area is done. We got to do the back. Yeah, we got to do the back. Okay. Here you go around that way and spray him. Okay. I have got the butt. The butt has been gooped. Okay. The butt has been gooped. Hopefully it's not gone. Oh, no, it's still there. Cool. No, it's still there. All right. Goop that butt again whenever you can. Goop in the hands. I'll go goop the butt. Come on. Come on. There we go. No more ass for you, dude. Uh, yeah. Whoa. That fucking sucks, dude. You don't have ass anymore. We got to do. Oh, top down again. There's scissors. We got to do the, uh, her like top her torso in the back. I played a lot of games recently that have scissors as enemies. Wait, what other games are you playing? Oh, Deadly Premition 2 does it as well. And the enemies go snip, snip, snip, snip. Yeah, it's pretty freaky. Okay. Goop them a little bit and then go on the butt. Everybody got a little bit of goop on them. And then up butt. Oh, no, these ones don't have any goop on them. Oh, I got it though. I got it. I think it's going to work. Go for it, King. Nice. Yes. Yeah. Bye-bye, beach. Vermin. Wait, how are you still alive, you son of a bitch? Oh, the chain. Chains and whips excite me, dude. Said just like Rhiannon. Okay, I got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Yes. Oh, come on. Come on. We've got it. We can do it. Come on. It's stupid wasps. Get it out of the way. I have to go make my door. I want to cry. Don't you understand? Yes. Oh, so close. There's got to be it. Just one more. God dang it. Heck and dang heck. Dude, I was just about to say the same thing. Yeah. I don't think you all know. Whoa. Oh, no. That is probably a bit much nectar for you love. I don't think you know that nectar. Are they going to kill her right in front of us? Whoa. We into A. Oh, I don't know that you did that. Yeah. Whoa. Oh, okay. Oh, is nectar explosive? Is that what we're establishing? Yo. Look at you. Again, it's Legolas. Cool. Now that's a bra moment. Wow. That's a bra moment of ever. I've seen one, dude. This is like my favorite conflict of the last 100 years. Squirrels. Bees. I guess it's really cute bee. You can not ask squirrels. Whoa. Oh, my God. Holy shit. The fuck. They literally just tried to firing squad us. Oh, my God. We were about to get executed, dude. She sucks, too. I can't believe all this betrayal. Whoa. Oh, okay. Oh, my. Whoa. Oh, my God. There's so many of them. I can dodge a fair amount of them. Okay. I'm going bottom. Yeah. This is so cool. I know. Okay. Squirrels, dude. Fucking squirrels, my. This is so cool. We should have killed that bee, dude. Yeah, we should have. Just because she was hot. That's the reason we didn't. We were like, damn. Damn, she's big. She kind of big, though. And so we didn't kill her. It's kind of fucking big. The attractive woman privilege, you know? Mm-hmm. Damn. Whoa. Jump it out of the sky. I'm going to be friends with this guy again, though, because I think he's very cool. The squirrel? Yeah. I don't really want to have beef with him. Am I going to have a fist fight? Oh, my God. I am. And I'm going to just fly. I'm like the Smash Bros. Oh, my God. It's Smash Bros. But I am the one who's living this age. This is so cool. Hang on. I want to see if I can knock him somehow, maybe. You might be able to. Let's have a look. Watch out. No, I don't think I did. Whoa. Oh, he just killed all of us. I just killed all of us. He gave thunder. He gave wind. Super Saiyan. Who do you mean in Smash? Kirby. Oh, yes. Yeah. We have to work together. One of my chats, I love how this whole stream has just been shitting on how Brits talk. Pretty much. Only hot bitches, main Kirby. That's what I'm saying. Whoa. Oh, oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. Okay. Is that our house? Here's the shit. Oh, I guess. Right? Get the roses. Wait, maybe what? I don't know. I don't actually live here. Okay. We got to aim for the window, the open window. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. You want to make this bitch cry? Let's love her. Here we go. I love her in the fucking face. Dad's on the pants. Is your mom awake? Mom. She's just going to think her mom's dead. For sure. What is that? The parents are super fucked up. Aw. Main bippin. Your ears like a dick head, though. No, mommy's drunk again, sweetie. Okay, go to your room. Get mommy's headache juice. That's so sad. Yeah. Oh, she's a little astronaut type. I wonder her parents are getting divorced. Man, a fucking nerd. Praise this shitty nut of a kid.