 What is that thing? This! I think there are all sorts of things. Dices, you could probably... No. With it, you know. There's all sorts of powers and all things like that. Alien. So... From... Germany. You bloody racist! No! No! I'm talking about space! What are you doing here? I'm Detective Duggan. Duggan? Fuggan? Not quite. Slaggan! Oh, sir. I hear there's a plot to steal the Claralisa. Ah! A plot to steal the Claralisa? Oh dear. Well, you know I always want to do that myself. What?! Oh, don't you do keep putting it away! I don't want to steal it. What? No need. What's that? It's not funny. Do you know how hard it is to smile like this for, like, longer than 10 seconds? No, I don't smile very often. I live a very sad life. You boring little kid. Yep. He's done! I sleep, and my water, and my food! Well, you can get one of those things, depending on how this goes. I'd like a demonstration, please. A demonstration count? What? You squashed a fucking egg! God, shoot this man! No, wait! I'll come back and count! Count! It's not an old experiment. It's part one of two. Then finish it. Two minutes. God. It worked? I am an experiment master! Count! You're a genius! I like you very much! Dorm in a sleep, dorm in it! Starting now. Go! Have you just pooed yourself? Dugged him? Yes. Would you happen to be putting a gun within my back? Not at this precise moment, no. Huh? Why? It's rather cold. I'm not. There's a gun in my back! Oh, we can! Oh, I love it! After you see it. And the thing about being an after you see it, you just sort of get yourself into trouble. I don't really ever do it. Oh, look at this! A piece of art! I love art, you know. Well, anyway, we won't talk about that. You see, I sort of picked this thing up on the way here. I don't really know what it is. No. I'm a sort of screwdriver. I can open doors and it doesn't. I really need doors in here. But I do love doors. What do you want me for? I could get you a cup of tea, couldn't I? I could get you a cup of tea. No! You know, Duncan just sort of joined along with me. You see, I don't know why. Some sort of copper. And policemen, you know. Frabs. Anyway, so... Oh, you like painting stillness? Why am I here? Can I go? I love going. God! Throw him in the basement with the beige twat. Or escape. We'll get you to talk. Apparently so. And there's nothing we can do. There's nothing in here. And you know what it makes me think? When I walk through this city, there's a massive stench about it. If I was a Parisian, I would have said it's a city of death. Something to punch, Duncan. Do you got it? Yeah, I have my gun. So it won't be useful. Good. That's one option now. Get out of the way. Oh! Oh! You twit like that. Shall I use silly blub? It's... Blubber! To the Duncan. Yeah. Well, we're going to escape. It's the sonic screwdriver! Fine. It is unannounced. I feel that's the sort of thing I should be saying to you. I'd like to know how... I bet you would drop... Fuck your head in. Well, Madame Nostradamus told me that. And boy, was she right. It is a better story. When Hartman was still in form. Yes? It really makes me... It's fine if you believe that. Opinions and all that. So beat. Oh, it's a magnificent one. Keep that safe. Yo-yo-yo-yo-yo. We're learning my four-four-four forms of torches. This is bomb attach. That one is crap and you know it. A thing I wanted from you. Yes. So I want to know. How did you get here? I want to know how you're here. Why are you here? Why are you here to stop me? No. I refuse. No. Interested. To know who I am. Yes, I suppose it's time I ask. What is your... Well, then I... Well, I'm sorry to hear that. The sentries that divide us. The sentries that divide us. The sentries that divide us. Will become... Oh, he's escaping. You've been having a part of what? I needed your help. You were following me. Oh, but I... I kind of got lost. A pint? Yeah. Where was that when we started? Well, there's probably somewhere around like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's something there. Get a go. Well, obviously I had a girlfriend, doctor, but obviously I shot her. Yes, that tracks. But I was being tortured. I could have used your help. I would have looked like this. Well, I wish you did look like that. You'd shut the fuck up for a start, wouldn't you? Sure. I take that as a threat, but look. It's Scarof. Scarof? Oh, the posh brick in the white suit. Oh, that's the one? Yes, yes. He's somehow split across time. Time? And an alien. An alien? And I think it has something to do with that blasted machine. Blast the machine. That we were exactly the one that we were locked up with with that snapping sound. Oh, a snapping scientist. You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? I hope you've such warm heart, doctor. I'm sick of you pulling me like a turd. Right. You know what? Give me the thing you've got. I was compensating for that bullshit. I'll be there for you. Can we finish this? No, I need to finish my drink. Finish it faster. We'll sing the song at least. Oh, OK. We like to drink with Dagen, because Dagen is our friend. And if we drink with Dagen, he's a fucking bell. And hurry up! Come on. Spit in my room. You'll be asleep for four hours. I weren't exactly. But you can't do this. You won't rip my... As far as I could toss you off. It's like our cool thing, not him. 29 November 1963, cool. That's when I was offered a multi-doctor role.