From the evening performance, Sunday 26th June 2011
Transcription below ( I did this myself, so corrections are welcomed. A line of six dots means I cannot figure out what was said ).
Brit: Hello everybody, it's only me. Hi! So, how is everyone? Are you British? Do you speak? I'm so jealous of you. So I have a story to tell you guys. Um, this girl Brittany last year, on tour, she confessed her love for this guy Kurt. Though he appears ...... , she wanted it this time. So this year I think she's trying to go for someone that actually... she actually thinks she can get. Blaine Warbler, please come out on stage.
Blaine: Hey, Brittany, what's going on?
Brit: Hey Blaine
Blaine: Hey. ...... . What's new?
Brit: Just hanging out. Do you wanna make out?
Blaine: Uh... do I wanna make out in general or with you?
Brit: Do you guys wanna make out too?
Blaine: There's an awful lot of you, I...
Brit: Only me.
Blaine: Well, um, That's very flattering, Brittany, but um, I don't know if you guys know this and I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm actually taken.
Kurt: Brittany! Are you flirting with my man?
Brit: I'll leave you alone.
Kurt: Hi Blaine!
Blaine: Hi, Kurt, hi!
Kurt: Hello, London!
Blaine: Hello, London!
Kurt: Blaine, you are not gonna believe who just text me and asked me to come to her house after the show and teach her the Single Ladies dance. I will give you a hint. Her initials are H R M.
Blaine: Uh, I don't know... Herman... I, I don't-?
Kurt: Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elizabeth The Sequel!
Blaine: Does this mean you're... are you taking me to Buckingham?
Kurt: Blaine! Watch your mouth, there are children in the audience!
Kurt: And, since we are in ENGLAND! I thought this would be the perfect place to propose.
Blaine: Hold on a second, what exactly are you-?
Kurt: Blaine Warbler.
Kurt: Will you join Glee Club?
Blaine: I'm speechless... I don't know - what do you guys think? ...... If I'm being honest, I thought you were never, ever gonna ask. I've always wanted to do something that Warblers never ever really do.
Kurt: Wear another blazer?
Blaine: You love the blazer. No, no, I've always wanted to do something really big, like an eighties powerhouse rock song. Something like that. What do you think? Wouldn't that be cool?
Kurt: Yeeeeah... no, no, no, honey, stick to Katy Perry and Pink, we'll leave the rest to Finn.