 Patrick, what is he running from? I'm surprised Patrick can even run this much. Oh Okay, now I see why he's running. Oh my god. What the whole that episode with Sandy There's a bunch three months ago Sandy Mrs. Puff my name's Taylor and I'll be your waiter for this evening. Can I interest you ladies in any drinks? No You guys like I'm out of here man That's fun down the bus bro. He's in danger. It's time to die now chef. I'm sorry chef. It's time for you to die now Don't understand I say you have a way with words What you think is big and what I think is big are two totally different big What anyway? Sorry, I'm late. I got caught in traffic on the way in here when that hole I'm gonna be doing this for the rest of my life thing weird. It's ugly head Oh suspense music. Oh, he just gushed her She key frame sandy. There's something rotten in the Alamo You're right places as crooked as a dizzy sidewinder I literally beat her to death. Oh, no more for you. Oh poor Sandy Yo, that was messed up She was framed by the invisible sponge long stay in solitary confine wants to replace me It was fun not you to chill out bro. I'm pretty sure Sandy's dead There go squared word Bob the bikini bottom for I love the sound of his footsteps You want to go jelly fishing with me We haven't hung out in a while is everything all right Patrick got to check up on your friends. You know, you never know what's happening The heck Yo, he looks like like half a turkey. He's got a turkey and just put them in Oh Sponge by way to move bro, you just let that thing in your mouth time. Why is it so much liquid in him? Thing coming out of that better be a stomach and not any lower. Why is this so long? Been going on for like 20 seconds Yo, Patrick you gonna stop anytime soon Keep sucking, huh The video and he is still going all right, it's still sucking SpongeBob wants to become a god. What does it sound like we bust it? What did he do to all the people wakey-wakey SpongeBob we got jellyfish to snatch SpongeBob you there? Okay, I'm coming in Looks like you left your door on my buddy. Oh, hey, there you are SpongeBob Bro Patrick's stupid. I need Trivial jelly fishing anymore. I have grown past it Well, okay SpongeBob, uh, what do you want to do today? Allow me to explain my dear Patrick. I Am in search of Ascension to live among the gods To no longer be trapped In this spongy prison. I'm a sore high above the water as my own divine deity weird and exact my wrath Puny subjects of bikini bottom Sounds pretty crazy SpongeBob. You can ask for another wish from the flying Dutchman or something Patrick I Cleansed all acquaintances They're all around watching Isn't it beautiful my dear Patrick? How is it just realized? Our friends have been released from their cages They were not pure enough to become gods I Not pure enough either yet Patrick I Need more Eyes You're scaring me here is nothing but a mortal construct my dear Patrick Oh Look on his eyeballs, dude I guess it's pitch black because Patrick doesn't have eyes anymore. Oh my god, Squidward. Mr. Puff. Mr. Krabs pearl Sandy and Patrick right he has a whole collection He stuffed their eyeballs in his holes Sweet Kind of creepy man. Don't drop Squidward's death. This must have took a lot of time. I was quitter bro. He looks sad He's having a flashback Yo chill bruh Only 20 seconds into the video. Oh now he's in the upside down, bro. It looked like giant Squidward's Why is this freakishly scary? Like it's clay bro, but he just scratched the heck out of him Did he turn him into one of those statues? Dude, how did this guy manage to make like a clay animation pretty scary like hang on cap. It was a little freaky This is my Patrick bro. He looks like an airhead. Spongebob is like exorcist bald, bro Oh The crap like Spongebob has been feasting on people Patrick behind you. He's like legit suck his soul out of it. Oh, no He didn't live, bro This looks like well-made Like dried up it's time to go prank Squidward. Hey Patrick. Oh my god Oh Look, there's a Squidward dancing up there on the side. Oh handsome Squidward Where is the dime? What me first dime? Oh, we there's a new little Spongebob in the back. I did not I quit if you need help I don't need your help Spongebob. He doesn't need your help, bro. Leave him alone. Oh, okay Where's that Squidward dancing of the next day? spare change spare chain Spongebob Is that you Squidward? I lost everything. At least he's still handsome. Good night, Gary We are out Spongebob, can I have a glass of water? Here you go Can I have a lemon in it? Okay That lemon has three seeds. I don't want it Bro, he's gonna lose it No Mr. Krabs, you'd have to fire Squidward back Listen, here are a few pieces of cheap crustaceous cheapskates. Squidward has been living at my house for the entire duration of his unemployment And he's making my life hell and you're not gonna hire him back home because I'm a stupid guy Me first dime, bro. He had the dime on him. So Squidward can't have his job back. Yeah Wow, you fired him It's trigger there. I'm too soft What are braces side the next day a package Well, that was weird Oh cool. I have an abrasive side Hello Squidward. What do you want? Spongebob Nothing to do with you. That's for sure if that knows. Eat my shorts Dang, bro What? Oh my god, what is wrong Patrick? Go away, stupid bro. I'm fatty fat fat coming Come on. What? I can't wait to hang out with my best pal You are stupid. Go away. I am so scared and confused right now. Oh, okay Look at the braces. I was a little too much man Give the man a raise. Come on. No, he got him kill one asks this crab for a raise you stupid Santiago Of course, it was on the wall along