 Your coca-cola bottler presents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles coca-cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself. Have a coke And now Claudia so quiet. Oh, oh, it was quiet until just one breath ago I mean it's so quiet. You wouldn't know there was a baby in the house at what age did Claudia learn to talk mother very very young too young You suppose our son is going to take after I hope not obviously not there hasn't been a peep out of him all evening Wait a few weeks until he discovers his lungs only a few weeks more of this blissful piece There you go already trying to stifle our son's natural instincts instincts won't bother me, but his voice will Suppose you'll be the kind of father who will say let him cry it'll do him good That's exactly the kind of father. I'll be we'll see pass me that second section of the paper. Would you cry? Oh, yes Thanks, and please you're welcome Well, I think he's a remarkable child. He's only been home 24 hours and he's already adjusted Remarkable, are you adjusted to darling course? Didn't you know I was remarkable too you told us often enough not seriously David when we're sitting here in the living room Could you possibly? Possibly guess that your son was here too. Nope. He's in the bedroom. Don't split rooms You know what I mean you bet I know every time I go to the bathroom I never get my head sliced off by little strings tied across with sweet little things hanging from I don't blame us for being six feet You don't like it here. You can go back to your farm Where I go my son goes and don't forget where your son goes those little strings and those sweet little things go along too Is there no escape? No escape. I'll be quiet a second Wished. What is it? Did you hear something? Only the quiet But I heard a cry Guess I didn't you're a fine one jumping at every little sound a minute ago You said you had the who gives a hoot attitude just because I thought I heard a cry doesn't mean that Besides can't a man be interested in his son's health without rebukes. He can You've satisfied that nothing's wrong. I'm satisfied as time you went to bed I am not in the hospital anymore, and I don't have to spend the rest of my life in bed It was your toll. Hey now wait wait a minute. I'll have you know you are talking to a grown-up mother Not to a two-week-old infant. It's not the age that counts and it's not beauty either Such a charming conversation. I think I'd rather be asleep any night. Good night. Good night. Good night Oh, but it's practically still daylight out in Alaska. Maybe it's half past ten And I have strict orders from your nurse who had strict orders from your doctor who left strict orders for you to be in Bed early all right all right all right. I'm going to bed first first what I Want to be sure that the formula is ready for the two o'clock feeding. It's ready How do you know because I got it ready? When did you get it ready? I didn't see you get it ready I made enough formula this morning to last until tomorrow morning. You did well that was bright of you I'll make it tomorrow. You will not why shouldn't I how could you make formula you can he mad to and to very funny You coming David were to bed, of course, but it's early in Alaska It's late here Remember that will teach you David hit by a boomerang Before you shut the bedroom door Claudia give me the alarm clock. What do you want it for? Oh? Can't anyone do anything around here without being asked a million questions? No, what do you want the alarm clock for so I can set it What do you want to set it for so I can wake up? What do you want to wake up for David take her away? Fine answer to a simple question What do you want to wake up for my grandson's two o'clock feeding now? Are you satisfied? I should say I'm not you're to sleep right through through to what? Through the night, of course. I shall give the baby his two o'clock feeding is that understood David do something about it Claudia's right, buddy. You've done enough. You've been on your feet all day. Well, I'm going to sleep until two o'clock It'll only take five minutes. I haven't done a thing all day long I should give the baby the two o'clock feeding Claudia. Don't be difficult. I'm not I'm being motherly You're going to nip me in the bud listen bud. I want no nonsense from you or from you either grandma bud Neither of you shall give the baby his two o'clock feeding you're gonna let him starve and what is the matter with me you? Me well you have to get up in the morning, so I get up a little earlier I am going to feed the baby you're women you need sleep David You can't work all day on top of a two o'clock feeding who says I says who is you eyes I? The baby's going to work all day on top of it Well, you can't compare yourself to him He only weighs eight and a half pounds all the more reason David you don't know huh? What's so complicated about all I do is put the bottle in his mouth Well, you have to burp him doesn't he do anything for himself nothing nothing I won't know more arguments I'm the oldest man in the house, and I give the orders Very impressive you two women are going to sleep, and I'm going to have a small two o'clock conference with my son We boys have many things to talk over all right, but I shall take the six o'clock feeding There's one thing you can say for this. They're not feedings to go wrong. I did the two o'clock You did the 10 o'clock or yours Not a bed with you to sleep while we may sweet dreams mom. I shall have them David Remember you've got to warm the bottle in boiling water, and you can tell it's the right temperature by putting a little milk on the back Of your hand and when you don't feel it that's when it's right the nipples are in the little cover jar on the windowsill I boil them and you know you take the top of the bottle off A lot of dad stop making it sound so complicated. I am a college graduate. I am an architect I I drank out of bottles for years myself. I remember it. Well. Oh, yes now good night mother Be quiet as you go into the bedroom. You don't want to wake him up. Good night. Good night Pampering him what kind of a man's you're going to grow up to be a wonderful man darling just like his father Shh He's got the right idea You must trust us an awful lot. He better had So much a part of us. I can't believe you'll ever grow up. He will I know Notice how he keeps his thumb out of his fist just like a boxer funny Women want to give birth to babies Fathers only want men Get to bed darling. I'll set the clock and don't let me catch you getting up What nice to have you by me darling Two o'clock already. Yes, it is. I guess everybody get up Isn't even awake the rascal No, well I can just get this done without waking anybody up Oh blast this for relax David relax It's all right. I'm awake. What are you doing awake? I thought this was my job Nobody is robbing you of it. You can feed him every middle of the night if you like You'll find the bottle all warmed up in the water David All you'll have to do is give it to him is his brown. Did you wake up to do that? I didn't wake up on purpose. I just woke up. I am insulted. Don't be here I'll turn the light on This light is bright. You're going to put on such a production. I know you haven't slept all night You're too smart for me. You're just busting with grand maternal instinct. Aren't you just busting? I couldn't have slept through this even if I tried you're sure this is the right time, but yes I'm sure not too warm not too cool either Papa is Claudia asleep She most certainly is you forgot is the middle of the night besides my wife trust she has more sense than I have What do you think should I bring him in here or should I just give it to him in his carry just give it to him If you don't mind, I'll come in and watch. Oh, we'll be glad to have you come on If Claudia wakes up, we're sunk. Hello, we're sunk. Oh, it's a regular delegation What are you doing awake not sleeping since when do you think I'd go right on sleeping with an empty bed besides me? David you don't know me at all. You're just afraid you'll miss something. Oh, right you are He's not asleep either who isn't who is the only other he around here that small thing in the carriage He's not a he yet. He isn't anything yet except a troublemaker. Don't you talk like that in front of him Don't you know that children are supposed to understand everything books of you been reading none But every mother knows that here you are a fellow. Here's your bottle. You can't take it with his hands David You've got to give it to him spoon feeding without a spoon What was that nothing he's just glad to see you All right, all right, you don't have to flatter me now. Just keep quiet Don't gurgle just take your bottle like a grown-up boy and help yourself. What a lovely little scene Go on go on take it. Doesn't he want it? He's supposed to be hungry. It's two o'clock. Maybe he can't tell the time yet Hey, he's going back to sleep. His face is puckering up David put it in his mouth before he starts crying. He'll drown David your help There's just put it in his mouth like mama says open your mouth. He doesn't have to open his mouth Do you mean I just push it in? Yes, dear But a lot of gums he has I don't insult him. There you are old man Certainly is a good thing you woke up mama David would have sat up waiting for the baby to turn around and say he wants the bottle Well, how else is a man supposed to know is he taking it making a pig of himself? It's all running down the side of his face. Look at that wing. He hasn't learned to swallow either He betrays himself with every himself. It'll be quiet you're distracting No more than ever. I'm glad we have a baby. Why at this hour? Oh Rest in the city of sleep four of us get together And all because of one smart little baby I like this is so cozy there is a new point of view. It's barbaric Gosh that milk sounds good. He's taking it pretty fast too. Good boy. Good boy. Mm-hmm. He's making me thirsty How old are you old enough to be thirsty? I'm starving. Goodbye YouTube Claudia. Where are you going? I'm going to eat any objections come to think of it I could stand a little cold chicken myself cold chicken. Hey, hey wait for me. You are feeding your son darling. Remember Coming mama. Hey, no fair save a wing for me. You know, you've really got to hand it to children and what baby's no best But never too late to learn. Isn't it two o'clock feeding a wonderful idea? Many far-sighted communities provide youth centers where teenagers can congregate for wholesome fun That fun frequently centers around the coke cooler Young people like to have Coca-Cola at home, too They like it themselves after homework or household chores and they're particularly pleased when they can offer hospitality to their friends Buy Coke buy the case and they'll always be plenty on hand for the whole family's ready hospitality Mr. King if you're hungry, we'll give you a bite to eat in a Coca-Cola Claudia is right There's a lot you can learn from babies two o'clock feedings are very nice I've always thought so though many's the time I slept right through them I wonder how long this enthusiasm of Claudia and David's will last With Claudia and David you never can tell that's what I like so much about those two Of course, they still don't fully realize what having a baby in the house means but on Monday They'll get a better idea. Why what's happening Monday, Mrs. Brown a good deal Three adults and a baby in a small apartment can get pretty congested around breakfast time Will I see you then mr. King you certainly well, Mrs. Brown so long so long mr. King Every day Monday through Friday Claudia comes to you transcribed with the best wishes of your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola So listen again Monday at the same time And now this is Joe King saying or if war and remember whoever you are whatever you do Wherever you may be when you think of refreshment think of Coca-Cola Or Coca-Cola makes any pause the pause that refreshes and ice cold Coca-Cola is everywhere These programs star Catherine Bardus-Claudia and Paul Crabtree as David the entire production is supervised and directed by William Brown Maloney and now here's a word from your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola