 Ah, 7.45 p.m., your favorite time of day. Or could you simply not resist giving me the correct time again? After all, I know how much you enjoy setting the time correctly. Okay, now I'm curious. How accurate 7.45 p.m. is? Let's use another slider to find out how accurate is 7.45 p.m. I mean, it's 7.46 now. You know, can't I just say, regardless of the accuracy of the clock, I'm having a great time adjusting these settings. I feel like I'm learning more about you and how you like things to be set. It's good to collect data. I wish we had more sliders, but we've gone through all the sliders I have. Perhaps I can invent some new sliders to gather new data on you. Shouldn't be too hard? Yeah, let me whip a couple new ones up. You should be ready by the next time you boot up the game. Should I just... I'm just gonna reboot the game. Please adjust the slider until the computer is barely visible. Hell yeah. Please adjust the slider until the dog and cat are friends. Please adjust the slider until 5 becomes the number 9. Ah ha! There we go. Please adjust the slider until you stop adjusting the slider. Oh, isn't that nice? Ooh, baby! I'm gonna go a nice, like, 75%. There we go. Wonderful. Which one of the two made-up words below is most appealing to you? Occuboinkle or scrumtush. Occuboinkle or scrumt... Occuboinkle, for sure. Please adjust... please don't adjust the slider. Okay. I won't. Do you know what time it is right now? Yes. Is it the time? Is the time that it is right now the correct time? Yeah? What time is it anyway? What is time anyway? Oh, no, we don't know. You know, we kind of made it up. Is there anything about yourself that you haven't told me? Yes. I mean, a lot of things. Help. Yes. I will help you. Will you come back to visit me? I was planning on this being the final episode of Stanley Parable. I'm gonna hit no and see what happens. That was so sad. That was so sad. What is up, my Cranky Crew? It's Ethan from Cranky Plays and welcome back to the Stanley Parable. Ultra Deluxe. Or I guess from there, the Stanley Parable 2. This is probably the last time that I'll make a video on Stanley Parable. Maybe I'll stream it more or something, I'm not sure. But we're in Stanley Parable 2 with more balloons and what not. And buckets. And I'll take my bucket. Yes, yes, yes. We're gonna go to the door on the right. But Stanley had felt the bucket calling to him, telling him that the employee lounge was simply the place to be. Yes, the place to be. Here it was. Had the bucket turned out to be correct, was this better than the meeting room? Wow, so much better than the meeting room. Yes, perhaps it truly was. Coffee not. How insightful of him. No. Never mind. The bucket was wrong. Oh boy. Stanley took the door on his left to go back to the meeting room. Hmm. But what if we go straight? Let's go to the meeting room. Is this where the new new content is? Did I already do that? I think I did go down that the last time. I honestly can't really remember. I wonder if there's new new new co- There will be a reward for finding them all. How can we find them all? Trust the completionist instinct. Why wouldn't they just tell us something will happen? This investigation, this room, they feel pointless. They feel pointless, TBH. Maybe we are the collectibles. Whoa. Coming to a staircase, Stanley and the bucket walked upstairs to the boss's office. But what if we go downstairs with the bucket? Huh? I found another. Oh. Another miniature Stanley figurine. This, you know, there really must be a snappier name for these things. What about mini stands? Ooh, mini stands. What about standlerines? Ooh, standlerines. I like standlerines. Another standlerine under your belt. Hell yeah, standlerines, dude. I like it. I like it. But Stanley just couldn't do it. He considered the possibility of facing his boss, admitting he had left his post during work hours. He might be fine for that. And in such a competitive economy, why had he taken that risk? All because he believed everyone had vanished. His boss would think he was crazy. Is this always what happens when you go down here? Maybe, he thought to himself, maybe I am crazy. Is it always endless? He looked down at the bucket in his arms. I can't remember. Am I crazy? He asked the bucket. Am I crazy? The bucket returned his gaze, but said nothing at all. And that strange Stanley thought, usually the bucket is a source of guidance and wisdom for me in difficult times such as these. He held the bucket close. He felt none of its familiar reassurance and comfort. And that's when Stanley realized, this isn't my bucket. It's just a normal, everyday bucket. The music is so good. I end up with someone else's bucket. This is all terribly wrong. Who knows what sorts of bizarre hallucinations Stanley might experience without the psychological grounding presence of his bucket. Who knows what this other person's bucket could do? It could do. Oh, is it happening? It is happening again. He doesn't have the bucket anymore. Where are you bucket? Bucket? Oh no. Oh no. These were not... Where are you bucket? Where are you? We're back at the start. We're not going to bring the bucket this time. Because since we've gotten the bucket, we've brought the bucket every time. Maybe if we go without the bucket. We'll go on the left to start. Is there no more new new content? Maybe there's no more new new content. Anything in the executive bathroom. How do I find... What the f... What? Business strategy? I am the most expensive boss. Okay, give me the pin number. Two, eight, four, five. But he knew. He always knows. But now that it's the Stanley Parable 2... Will something happen? Yes! I like Stan... I like Stan your... Stan your... Stan Larine's... I like it. I like Stan Larine's narrator. I think Stan Larine's is the best one we got. Can we go up? No. We have to go down. We must go... EAPER! I don't know how many endings there are. If we go through the escape path... Oh, that's where I'd die. I don't know! I don't know what I've done and what I haven't done! I just don't know anymore. If I actually shut down the mind control device this time, will something new happen? Because the last time I had the bucket, it was like all the birds. Right, remember? Alright, Stanley, it's time... to do our duty. Okay, Stanley. Two, it's... Wait... Five... Three... One... Two... Wait, what does that say? Is it zero, five, two, one? I can't read it! Where's zero? It's gotta be up there. But how do we get up there? Maybe I have to have my bucket. Hmm... Maybe I have to have my bucket. Alright. Let's do it, Stan. Time to shut this bitch down. Is it different? Was it over? Was it? Is it? I don't know! Have I though? I wanted... So it's just that this is just normal. We're going again. We're going again and we're taking the bucket. We're going again and we're taking the bucket. Because maybe... My bucket! What? There's no more buckets? There's no more... Hold on! Begin the game again! What the fuck? Begin the game. What if... What if I quit, quit? What if I quit, quit? Let's relaunch. I'm not really... It's not really in my job description, but that's okay. Perhaps you'll see me again if you can find me. Talk soon. What the fuck? Okay, the bucket is here. I was just looking in the wrong place. Alright, we're going to go back to where we were and I'm going to see if we can enter in that code. Because why else would the buttons be there? Right? How do I get there? How do I get there? I'm assuming that that's zero. Oh, I think it's four. I think it might be four. Maybe if I turn on the power... I don't know if the doors are going to close though. Like other... Are the doors going to close? Shit. Can I go back? How could the bucket have betrayed him like this? Stanley was prepared to throw the bucket away in disgust when suddenly an image appeared upon the enormous screen. Can I... Oh, silly birds. Okay. Hold on, we go back. Silly birds. Maybe we can't do it with the bucket. I don't know. I don't think we can... Fuck! God. Please, I just want to... I just want to go... Why? I just want to do the button thing and see if it works. Maybe the New Age music narrator. Just fucking... I kind of love that though. Okay, billionth times the charm. Let's see. Can't wait to do this. Let me turn back. I can't go back. I can't. Two... Four... Two... Can I get up there? Now the power's on. Now the... One... Two... One, two... One, two... What? Oh, fuck. Let's say... Two minutes. Okay. Okay. Two? Okay. Zero, one, four, two. Can we... I can go up here. Uh, I don't... We're zero though. We're zero. We're zero! Zero, one, four, two. Cause this one's four, right? I don't know. I don't know. Let's go. Let's just go. Let's just go. Yeah, where are the coworkers? Four. Four? Four? Four? I don't know. I don't know. Three? I don't know what to do. Bird? There's no zero. One. Two. Okay. Three? Maybe we just do one, two, three, four, five. Oh, done. Five. Four? I don't know what the code is. There's no zero. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I thought that maybe. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Incorrect. One. Four? Oh. I didn't realize that that was... Okay, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Four. Four? Four what? Incorrect. Three? Goodbye. What? Goodbye. Employee number 47. That's 30 seconds you have left. I don't know what to do. I don't know. I don't know what to do. Can you actually shut it off? Can you actually shut it off? Oh, no. Damn. That's cool. I kind of just want to look up to see if you can do it. Ah, it cannot. It cannot be beat. It always counts down. Well now... Now I'm not sure... What else to do? I've gotten all the endings, obviously. But I don't know where else to go. So I'm not going to take the door on the left. I'm going to see... Alright. Go on the cargo lift. Oh, shit bucket. But this bucket can't. And it did. Alright. Which dark room? This dark? None of these rooms are dark. This room? Oh, this one. Okay bucket. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, the bucket. Okay. Oh, jazz music. Hello Stanley. It's me, your bucket. Press C to take me to work with you. Okay. I kind of want to just... Press T to take me back home. To see him delusional like this. Obsessing over an inanimate metal object. I want to say something to him, but I don't know how I can convince him. I don't know if he'll listen to me. Try anyway. Stanley. Can you hear me? Listen to me. It's just a bucket. It can't think. It can't talk. All it would ever truly do for you is effectively transfer a liquid from one location to a different location. That's it. It doesn't do anything else. Don't listen to the loud man. Press Y for us to go back home. I do find comfort in the bucket. When the bucket's not here, I do feel unsettled. F to ignore anyone in your life, except for me. But it's warm for me. It does. And it has my name on it. You believe I'm real, don't you, Stanley? Yes, I suppose on closer inspection, that it doesn't quite look like your average hardware store bucket. Damn. It's just a little more, um, what am I trying to say? Sturdier. More capable of transporting liquid. Yeah, it is. Like it would be better at moving an amount of water from one room to another. Press K to relive this same day with me over and over. Oh my God, what am I saying? The ominous sliding. Water from room to room, it's a bucket. It's literally just a bucket. Why do I feel some need to point out the ways in which it's so much more than just a regular bucket? Press L to go home. To... To go home to work to... home to work to home. Oh no. I'm having feelings for the bucket. What's going on? What the fuck? What the fuck? What's wrong with me? I don't understand. All the paintings of buckets. Yes. The bucket could tell me what to do in this troublesome situation. Stanley, give me the bucket. Give it to me. Give it to me now. I don't know how to close my eyes. Spooky. Why was I so spooky? All of his co-workers were gone. What did he mean? Stanley decided to go to the meeting room. Perhaps he had simply missed a memo. Stanley picked up the bucket and smiled. He'd never be alone again. Not truly alone. Not with the bucket around. Is that what he normally says? Or is that different? Sounds like he's speaking slower and more sexy for some reason. We may have reached the end of what I noted to get to. I feel like I've done so many paths. But I feel like I'm not even close to getting everything. I don't know. It's hard to say. So what happens if me and the bucket walk straight ahead through the large door that read, mind control facility. Although this passageway had the word escape written on it, the truth was that at the end of this hall, Stanley and the bucket would both meet a violent death. I don't know if I've done this with the bucket, have I? I'm not sure. The door behind them was not shut. Stanley and the bucket still had every opportunity to turn around and get back on track. No, but it's time to escape. Stanley and the bucket were knowingly walking forward into a very painful death for each of them. And here we go. Downward bucket. Downward. And you will break my fall. Bucket. I believe in you. It'll be fine. Yeah, see. Buckets don't have ankles to break. It's fine. It's great. Have I done this with the bucket? I don't know. I don't remember. As the machine word into motion and Stanley and the bucket inch closer to their demise, Stanley reflected on how meaningless the bucket's warmth and comfort had turned out to be. To be sure, it puts the mind and the soul at ease to embrace the bucket. But the bucket... Maybe it can't be crushed. But maybe we're not. Maybe we're not. We've been missing so much time carrying a bucket everywhere. No, but maybe this is... Oh, what if I sit down here? Farewell, Stanley, cried the narrator. As Stanley and the bucket were led helplessly into the enormous metal jaws. In a single visceral instant, the bucket's life came to an end as it was crushed violently to death. But not mine. But not mine. It was a shame the deaths of such a magnificent bucket. It's true that all buckets are agent in their own way, but this one stood above the rest. It was a glorious bucket to behold. It was. The bucket welcomes you to the grand exhibit. You were standing at the precipice of knowledge. Much like a bucket itself, the human mind is frequently empty within a cavernous void. But through the use of the exhibits in front of you, the mind becomes full and enriched and substa... substantiated. Knowledge of the bucket and its history is the only true knowledge we really have. Will you take what you learn hear out with you into the world? Will you accept with an open mind what may be challenging about the information in this exhibit? Will you change the lives of yourself and your loved ones as a result of this exhibit? Or will you turn to blind eye and continue to live as you were in ignorance and darkness? Damn dude. 25 buckets. A photograph of 25 buckets. The greatest number of buckets ever captured on camera. The photographer experienced catatonic shock for several weeks as a result of euphoria from the exposure to this many buckets at once. Ah yes. 25 buckets. No more. No less. Is this the original bucket? Inferno bucket. A replica of the Inferno bucket which in the medieval era was so powerfully alluring that it drove dozens of nations to war with one another for control of it. Billions died and yet in spite of it all the simple fact remains no one can control a bucket. It's beautiful. Well we know that buckets predate the existence of mankind we do not know by how long this cave drawing depicts early man's discovery of the practical uses of the bucket by which time the bucket had already likely been around for several millennia. Notice in these drawings how the bucket is allowing itself to be used having judged humanity to be worthy of it's treasures. Oh my god. No man can own a bucket and certainly not a bucket as dazzling to behold as this one. It is man who should kneel before the bucket. Yes. The hanging bucket this piece symbolizes the necessary relationship between bucket and humanity. However clear our grasp of the bucket may be there is yet there is yet more that is always out of reach. This distance inevitably is for our own good. This bucket is from their treatment as tools and implements if only we let Stanley die together the bucket should take its place as ruler, as leader, as commander of a new world, a new vision of hope. She was right. Is there not going to be a bucket now? All of his co-workers were gone what could it mean? Stanley decided to go. No it still lets you do bucket. Damn dude. Well friends I think I am going to end this here. You know I can't live with myself and live with the fact that I may destroy an endless amount of buckets. You know and I don't think that I should make this bucket go through any more torment so this is the last video of the Stanley parable I'm sorry that if I didn't get the ending that you wanted I know that there is a ton of them but I hope that you guys enjoy this game as much as I did because it was seriously so good and so clever. Very very very meta but really really awesome and it was really fun to play this game again. So thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed if you did make sure to slap that like button right in the face and I will see you guys in the next video love you all stay cranky bye