 Welcome to EA Etsy 24 Everton career mode. We are 13th in the league. We haven't had a brilliant start to the season when I'm going to lie. You'll have seen the others, the other episodes. You will know that we're not very good at defending. That's quite clear. We've got scoring down. We've improved scoring. I mean full on coming's got four. Newcastle coming got four. Looting coming got five. We're not very good. We're not very good. We're not very good at defending. We scored 12 and can see the 20. Our goals against the 20 in seven games. So we're going to make, we're going to have to think about the structure of the team. We entertain Bourmouth. They have got two points so far this season. This is a game. And then we've got McNeill, Dacore, Harrison and Calvert-Lewan up top. We had a discussion about Andy Lonergan. Didn't last very long. Deli. For young old Patterson, we don't need young Patterson and golfing on the bench do we? Deli is in the squad. So there you go. Let's go. Let's do it. Bourmouth on the attack. Out. Well done. Tarkovsky. The emphasis has got to be out. Don't be giving got cheap goals on the pitch. Don't be giving cheap goals away. Oh, what do people get doing that weekend, by the way, throwing the ball in play? We need to go. I fought that ball under him, then I won't lie. Well, because our ball boys are obviously being told don't move. Sit there, don't get a ball back quickly to anyone, even though we might need it. No, they'll just sit on my ass and not move. Go on. There's a break. Go on, Miko. Go on, Miko. Eri, Eri, Eri. OK, need to tackle. Good one. All right, all right, all right. Just relax. Relax. Sit back in shape. Professional synga. Dams going. Y corei. Great ball. Hold it, hold it. Oh, you were away from him. You held it up brilliantly, but you were away. Right, McNeill, left foot. Oh. Bari. That was human. Did he shave it now, just missed it? Ah, did he hit it all the way across there? Oh. It's not bad, you know. Not bad, you know. It's not bad. Good strike from McNeill. Just why they're a far post. Sit again. Sit again. Oh, good turn. Done well. Oh, lovely. Ah, it's not where I wanted the ball, but... No. Oh. Got a track these, one is boys. Let them run off us. Well done. Sit again. Oh, that's not... That's a bad back pass. That's a bad back pass. The terrible back pass. They're just waiting. Oh, good tackle. Relax. Oh. One hit. One hit the core eight. Core eight. Where's Dom? Go, Dom. Go, Harrison. Harrison's gone. There's a... Oh. He's still going. He's trying to... Oh. Swice. I should have gone earlier. Have to lie. The core eight. Swice. Wins it back. Go, go, go. He's gone. Oh. He's dropped all kinds of shoulders. Lovely. He's just running through the middle. Calbert Lewin. Oh, no. What are you doing? Yes. He's gone. He's gone again. Oh, my God. You've had strength. I keep going. I try and bend it round them, but that's not the button you're meant to use. Oh, pull that arm of his heel. Well done. Michael, then go. Go, go, go, go. Oh, great vision. That was a poo ball, that. What can they do from here? It's the break. At the other end. Oh, brilliant. Oh, no. Bwn with Lee. Oh, no. And you look at Ned once again. You keep flaring at that place. Shitters at the other end. Dives in. And before you know it, we're all over the place. One nil. I dive in again with Branthwaith. 15 times already this season. You can't beat an egg. There was nothing on. Oh, no. That is awful from people more. And again, it would have been new. Look at that. That has shaped a post. Awful. Awful. Look at that, though. Lovely. And again, same ball. There you go. Muscat. Yes. I'm shaking your hand because that's all you should be doing. That was all me. There was nothing to do with you. Perfect. Oh, he's injured. Coleman, it's one-one. Back in it. More of them. More of them. Mate, you know if you'd done what I could do, which is vision and simple, we'd have been sitting it up now. That was vision. It was for me yet to put it on a plate for you. No, yeah. And me. No. I saw that right back overlapping. I showed the vision between you. You'd just dive in. You'd just dive in. Get over one of yours. Aw. Get over, Tarky. Sayori. No cross. Well done, Tarky. Referee. That was a foul. It's in the stair. It looked like if it was. Left back one more. One more. Oh, nice. And again. And again. I'm going. I'm going. You just need to be going for a 50-50. I've got it. I've got it. Ah. The core right is a big gap. Shit. Shit. Shit. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. Get in. It's going well, it's too warm. I'm going to call the Llewyn amongst the goals again. Let's try and keep it clean sheet in the second half at least. Mate, that was RMO at the start. I'm going. Oh great feet. It's down! It's called the Llewyn, it must be! I missed it! It shouldn't have got closer. I think you could have beat him again now. It's a good fit to get past them. Why are you skipping over it? Why does it turn so slowly? Cwsiau ychydig? Fyny, fyddech chi fyddech chi. Ymlaen. E'w brante! Yhhh! Fyddech chi. Bydd dwych yn ddechrau'r busb, wedi gwneud pewb ac hynny'n gwneud yn gyffredig. Mae'r thref iawn, mi fynd. Mae'r dweud yn ei ddiwedd, fe'n meddwl. Mae'r dweud bod yn ei ddechrau. Mae'r dweud yn some i golygu. Mae'r dweud ddechrau. Mae'r tiynau llais gwych, mae'n gweithio'n oedd beth sy'n golygu. Ac mae'n gotwch, mae gennym iawn. Dwi mewn sy'n gwyf, mae'n fuqei, yna'n gwyfs. Aon y gobl. Aon! Wrth ystafell, y gobl! Nid yn ychwan.. Mae'n bod gwaith, mae'n agweddlu! Felly mae'n gweddlu! Yna ei gwyf? Yn oes! Yn oes y debyg! Yn oes y debyg! Yn oes y dref! Yn oes y dref! Felly mae yna lle! Mwneb wnaeth! Esy chi eich mae'n chweithio'n gweld. Mae eich lle! ..wy flyn. You can't be a thing just cos you keep saying it. It's my terminology. Go. Beir e'i backing. D'chorau. Get involved. It's Calvallul and Decorys meeting the bloody running-down. Aah. It's a third one. It's a third goal. Ned cost us the three goals, three goals. Give and go. Go, go, go. I'm gone. Ref for Ray. Ref for Ray. You've got the bleeding vision of one of the frigging orders. I'm nice. It's not home. Yes, I've gone. And I wore a ball again. Just pure vision. No, that's not any. Gives the ball away. Oh my God, I am about to just throw the pad down and walk out the room. Don't go anywhere. Don't go anywhere. I'm not. Fly, you fool. Yes. It's called a limit. Square it. Fuck square in it. Oh, you're the postman. Yes. Get in. Yes. Go away. Go away. All me that. All me. You win the post. I don't want to for you're off the post. Thank you. To be fair, what a shame. Everton are in front again. Great finish. And if you've got any sense, you won't think this is over. The way we defend. I've been defending fine. Do you? I bet you think we defend them fine. Yeah. Keepers. Yeah. And another two goals conceded. But that's fine to Ned. You're not in there. I am. I am on the plate. Oh, shit. Oh, shit of the game. Oh, great save. Oh, shit of the game. That was a great save. It's a corner. It's a corner. It's a corner. Back post. It's a ball. It's a ball. That was classic with Neil. Golly John placed it into his arm. And you, me? Yeah, cos you've been great, Annie. McNeil's been terrible. OK. Left back's good. The corner. Right ball. I'm going early. I'm going early. I'm going early. I'm going early. You've gone early. It's broken. It's broken. It's a corner. It's not too long to shoot, but we take that. We'll have that. We take that. I'm party. There's the movement. Not a bad ball. It's a terrible ball. Edges. I'm on a swing. Shoot. You in a minute. Garnet! Oh! Trisha Garnet gave what a save. It's what happens when you make Garnet. Stay for shooting after the game. It's going to Edges. The deep one. Must be. It's it, isn't it? It's the other. Ah! Member in pair. You go, Sanchez. What a player. Well, there's meant, mate, in the running. There's still in there, Michael and Coyote. Ah! It was a crap ball. It was a crap ball. Come on. We need a fourth, mate. Garnet goes and wins it again. All right. Branthwaith. Deli. Deli. Well, Branthwaith, what are you doing? It was me. I'm blaming Siarra for it. It was 100% me. I'm going up to see you this day. Get over me now. All right, all right, all right. Don't let him get in the box. All right. Just get the block in. Get the block in. Stand up. That's it. And again, just stand in front. D'chorau. Get out there. Get out there. No. Good shape, Jordan. Branthwaith react to it. Siarra. Branthwaith abon y mae. For the last 10. Well done, Siarra. Trynau'n siarra. Oh, bars. That's twice. No, why? Play it earlier. That's me there. You know why? 100% this time. I can't not blame you now. I thought it was you. I was looking for the run. I realised it was me. You fucking wanker. And he was well. Get in. Here. The thing just dropped. I knocked the air thing out. The hair, lads. It's there. That was 100% me. I thought it was you at the ball. It's hit and started looking for a pass. It's good. Well played. Tansumae. Oh, this is nice. Go on, lad. Go on, win it. Oh. I need it with his left across him. I need your spendi. Do you know what? Let's go short. I want to run around you. I want to run around you. I don't know if you're even passionate. I'm running around you. I'm there. You're not dead, are you? I'm there. I'm bleeding. I'm there. Wait. Wait. It's got to come this right. There's runners. Yes. Yes. Don't get it on your own, damn. Yes. Get it. Oh, lovely field and play. What a ball. What a delivery. That is. But it's a brilliant, rather, from Calvert Llewyn Bang. Oh, Calvert Llewyn. Net. Yes. It's free. You're not going to see four. Yes. Well done, Godfrey. Crikey. Go on, Tansumae. Oh, Dom's gone. He's pointing. He's pointing like Andy Cole used to point. Look at Delly. Play him. Delly, redemption. Go. Go. Delly. Oh. No, redemption. Harrison is many. There's six of us today. What are you doing this? That's off with a bleed. Prefer it. Prefer it again. Blow down whistle. That's penalty. How's that not a penalty? Why is that big and shoulder coming in again? Just standing. Out to him. It's you. No shot. It's a corner. Is it? No. It's a terrible shot. On, out, out. Well done. And again, and again. Win it, win it. Yes. Yes. Let's get it. I told you we'd win four, three. No, three, three. Four and a little. Four and a little. It's conceding goals right now. We have to be the clean sheet. Do we change something in the next game? I don't know. Next game, we were away at Liverpool. That's going to be a tough game. I think we go back five for that game. 20 at the back of a plane. Yeah. Anyway, we're going to leave it to... What are you doing? You get shut up. You're misting off shitters. You just are misting off shitters. You're a bully. There you put me. Put me. At the time of this, we are above Liverpool. We've got a game in hand. That is it for this episode. We can't defend for shit. Let's be honest. We're getting better. I mean, yes. Statistically, we are. We've conceded. Well, no. We have four then a five. Four, four then a three. Conceded is five. Five and then three. Right. We are going to make sure you catch us for the next episode, which is the Maisie side. Dabi a Ramfield. Can't wait. Shall be a cracker. See you later.