 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're doing something a little bit different. And yes, the beanie is staying. This is not a phase. This is who I am now. Anyway, angst aside, yesterday I was just browsing YouTube, just trying to kill some time. Maybe look at some pet videos or some cool gaming videos. Maybe by that guy calling me Kevin Clips, he's pretty cool. And I got suggested a video called Ahoy SpongeBob. I've overdosed on Ketamine and I'm going to die. Of course, I can't resist a title like that. So I clicked and I thought it was like some cute animation. And I was about to watch it. I got like a few seconds in here where Mr. Krabs was being very dramatic. And then I realized the description said, play the game here. So then I was like, well, I've started on this journey now. I can't stop. I clicked the link and it says Mr. Krabs overdoses on Ketamine. Play as Mr. Krabs in this all new action pack platformer. You will fight to the nail in order to make ends meet for your crippling Ketamine addiction. Needless to say, I couldn't resist. Ah, it's getting painful, gang. That's the real reason I'm wearing a beanie. Just the cushioning. All right. Well, here we are in the game. We're ready to play. At least I hope he's ready. He doesn't look that ready. I'm honestly kind of afraid to ask him, does he want to play with me? But let's just go for it. Play. Oh my God. This already looks so magical. It's the most immersed I've ever been in a game. Combining my two loves, SpongeBob and Ket and Open World Games. I don't know what is actually in this game, but I know I can attack. So there's something going to attack me. Probably the police. Oh my God. He looks so worse for wear. He won't even look at me in the eye. So we can run. We can also climb, it says. Can we just climb? Can we do a bit of Assassin's Creed on this one? Oh yeah. Look, guys, it's Assassin's Creed. I can hardly tell the difference. We can roll all bit of Dark Souls. This game is everything. You can crouch a bit of Splinter Cell and you can consume Ketamine. It's YouTube. This is why you keep hitting that box. My content is not made for kids. There's a slow motion feature. That's good to have. There's change camera angle. None of them are front-facing, so I don't want any of them. You can drive. How much time did you spend on this game? Either way, it was worth it, no matter how many years you put into it. Okay, I'm trapped in a pit. Oh, what the hell? Mr. Krabs, what are you doing? Oh, well, I found some... I'm gonna stop saying what it is, because I feel like if I keep repeating it, this is a good chance YouTube are gonna look into what I do here. And we don't want that, do we? Fire in the hole. Die, buckethead, die. I don't even know why he's attacking me or how he saw me, as a matter of fact. Wait, you're not from SpongeBob, are you? I don't recognize this character. I'll give you a pass, but only because I'm really high. Oh my God, there's loads of them. There's fucking three of them. I'm not fighting them. I'm gonna go to the chum bucket and speak to your manager. I'm really in a Karen mood after that bit life video. For vaccination, what'll I do? Throw a tantrum, of course, like I will for everything else in my life. Oh no, this may have been a bad idea. Quickly. Speed off him. Oh my God. The problem is I ran really far away on that stuff, and now I'm way outside of town, and I gotta walk all the way back. Ah, there she is, the Krusty Krab. Oh, and the pit. Oh my God, there's one down there. How am I supposed- Oh my God, I have to get down there and then do a little platform game to get back up. All right, I'm coming. Got it. Now, this is not gonna work well, is it? Stay away from me. Stay away from me. This is kind of scary, actually. Like the whole game is scary, but these things are pretty scary. No, no, no, no, no. Oh no. Oh no, here they come. Run around, Mr. Krabs. Yes, good jump. Oh my God, this one looks even further. Oh my God, I did it. So glad I didn't fall there. That was impressive, actually. You know what? Call me Ketamine Kev from now on, because that was impressive. Squidward, let me in. This is my place. Come on. I know I don't look like Mr. Krabs right now, but I am Mr. Krabs. I like money. And Ketamine, this must be terrifying for Squidward. I'm just staring at him. Oh, I managed to morph through the glass. Mr. Krabs, I need to sell these drugs to Sandy. He's in town. Make sure you get my money. Oh, that sounded awful. To be fair, it did get a laugh out of me, though. Oh, and SpongeBob, me Bob, me boy. How are you doing? Oh, you also look a bit worse for wear. Is Squidward the dealer here? You got my Ketamine. It's in town over there, please, Mr. Krabs. I'm feening. This is so dark. Oh, wait, I got five out of five for you. It says find more, but I found it. There you go. Thank you so much, Mr. Krabs. No problem. Sorry for standing uncomfortably close. I want to go get more good stuff. Go see Patrick. Oh, my God. What the hell was that thing? I want to go see it. I want to see it in person. I want to, I want to rob its belly or something. I want to fix him. You know, I want to change him. All right, so I got to stop by Sandy and Patrick, if that thing was Patrick. All right, there's Sandy. How are you? I don't remember you living in a house like this. What does that mean? I mean, describedly died by the delivery of a list of subjects from Mr. Tentacles that might be passed out. How was I supposed to read that? I'm dying. I was dying in a cut scene. All right, I don't know what her reasoning was. Oh, he just got knocked out. But we got to kill Plankton now for some reason. Something is really unsettling, given that that thing down the bottom right is just so high resolution, the little vial, compared to everything else. Why are they all just standing around? Where are your hands? You know what? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Go in. Okay. Oh, my God. Look at this place. Can I go up these? There's a climb in the game, but I can't use ladders. I can climb on these plants, though. There we go. I don't think I'm supposed to be up here. You know, the ground's kind of funky, but it's working. What if this is Ubisoft just teasing like a little bit of their new potential Assassin's Creed, Assassin's Creed Spongebob? There's a key over there that I think I need, but that would mean I have to go down. All right, you know what? Immediately take some. There you go. The music has gotten so fast. Don't get out of my way. No, no, no. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. Don't kill me. No, I'm stuck, please. Okay. Is it this story I have to go to? Ah, Mr. Krabs, you are finally here. Now, play me in a coin toss to decide my fate. Okay, play coin toss? Do I get to pick? Oh, that means crash the game. Sorry, I thought you'd buy coin toss. You meant coin toss, but by coin toss, you actually meant do you want the game to crash? Are you serious? It put me back to the start. Okay, hold on. I'm going to speed run this bad boy. Literally, off I go. Okay, that was insurance fraud. I've reached a bit of a roadblock. I don't know how I got through here last time. It just kind of happened. I'm trying everything I can to just morph my way through. There we go. Got there eventually. What? Okay, no, I didn't actually. I was sarcastic when I said that. I cannot get through here. It's so difficult. I don't know how I got through there by accident, to be honest with you. I don't think I'm actually supposed to be able to get here. I think I have to do the SpongeBob thing first and then me, Patrick, and then I assume come back here and Plankton's probably the last thing I'm supposed to do. Maybe that's where the game crashed. It's like, dude, you're not meant to be here. Am I just hit and run these, these chums? There we go. Oh, now you're running, huh? Now you're running. Well, you can't escape Mr. Krabs on ketamine. Okay, maybe you can. Sorry, buddy. There you go. I baited them into the cat. Oh, no. Oh, oh, no. Okay. No, I have the situation under control. It may not look like it, but I do. Oh, my God. I thought I'd just do one or two hit and runs just to see what would happen, you know? Get a little bit of joy here. Holy fuck. Thank you so much, Mr. Krabs. Oh, you're a lifesaver. Oh, my God. This game. Oh, Patrick. All right. I'm going to go see Patrick now. The other end of town. Where could he be? I don't see Patrick anywhere, which might be a blessing in disguise, to be honest. He looked frickin' terrifying. Oh, there you are. Out of sight, out of mind, right, Patrick? Unfortunately, I don't think you're ever going to leave my mind ever again. Mr. Krabs. I don't like Patrick. Wait, take a man's life. See, you're out of four. I think I've already killed like seven, but I guess they weren't innocent enough. Hold on. I need to kill you. There we go. It just says slash out of four at the moment. It doesn't actually give me a progress, so I hope this is not broken. This one's fighting back. What? Maybe the cows are a bad idea. Did this just restart me again? I like how I'm going straight back into a car, by the way. All right. I'm going to get SpongeBob his needs. I'm going to take care of him, and I'm not going to use a car anymore because they're just trouble. Oh, self-driving car. I think it just killed someone by the way. It awkwardly just left the scene. I'm glad I died. Now I get to enjoy this cut scene again. All right. Look, I wanted to end you in a hit-and-run, but apparently that's not allowed, so I'm just going to beat you to death. I was going to say I'm sorry you have to go painfully, but he didn't seem to mind at all, actually. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm getting stabbed to death. Yeah, the combat's actually pretty good. I shouldn't have been hitting them with my car. I should just be punching them. It's kind of inspired, actually. I feel like this is going to be the new Arkham Asylum that everyone's going to copy this game's combat. The game really makes you feel like Mr. Krabs. All right. Now the dead bodies litter the streets of Bikini Bottom. It's time to go back to Patrick. I hope he's proud of me. All my life, I just wanted Patrick Starr's approval, and this version of Patrick Starr is no different to me. He's exactly how I remember him from the cartoon, to be fair. Nothing you're an epic gamer. Go suck off Squidward. What? Patrick, dude. All right, let's just kind of hope we never see him again. I am using cars, by the way, but I'm just kind of only using them in the open to get around, and then I come to a complete stop, out in the open, check around. That's good, and get out the car. That's the only way I'm using them. Okay, fantastic. It actually worked. No wonder the game just closed earlier. I didn't know what happened. I just morphed through. I can't interact with Squidward. It's not working. Oh, fuck's sake. Squidward, please talk to me. What about now? Will you talk to me now? Have I proved that I'm cool? This part of the game appears to be broken. I don't know what I did to break it, but I can't get in. It just won't let me in the cutscene. Please. I'm going to have to start again. I'm actually going to be able to speed around this game. What? All right. I didn't even enter the car there. It just went flying. Oh, no. There's so many of them following me. Run to Patrick. They won't dare to come near him. Mind control or not, there's some things the human body just won't let you do to put yourself in danger. Okay, I got SpongeBob his stuff. I killed people for Patrick. I'm supposed to go visit Squidward now. I'm not going to mess with the doors. I haven't used the car once. I'm just going to go in there carefully, approach Squidward. Yes. Okay, fantastic. All these drugs to Sandy. Don't mess with the door. Hold on. Be very careful. Walk out. There we go. On foot all the way to Sandy. Oh my God. What the hell is wrong with that back of SpongeBob's house? It's like rotting or something. Well, that's what you get for having a pineapple house and out in the sun. Please don't attack me when I'm in the cutscene. Here we go. I shall be ever indebted to you for this favor. I just realized it's the fucking animal crossing thing. I didn't actually realize. I was so concerned with trying to read that thing. Okay. We got to go kill Plankton. Who fucking knows why? I mean, he does have those chum bucket people running around the town. That's a good enough reason, I suppose. What is this, by the way? I'm hoping this comes into play. Is this like the bubble dome or whatever where they do the performance? Because I wouldn't mind seeing that in this world. Like SpongeBob and Patrick in the band. Okay. I'm in. Now I'm just going to run by all if you don't mind. I don't want to be too risky with going up top. I didn't realize these pipes were blocking them. So it's not actually too bad. I just got to jump over. Get that key. Got the key. I do a little bit of a loop-de-loop, I think. Okay. I might have to fight for once. You know I'm not a fighter. Sometimes you need to play the game how it's intended to be played. Don't forget to use your ketamine now. There we go. And use some more. Perfect. I was even worried there. I clicked it twice. I was like, please don't just die. Okay. Full health. I've completed all the tasks as I was supposed to. We're going into Plankton for the epic coin toss. Oh wait, this is where the final boss is. It's inside the dome. All right. Play the coin toss. Please don't crash. I want to see the coin toss. I already clicked it once. I'm afraid to click it again. Should I just wait? You know, I'll give you a minute to figure out how to compute a coin. All right. Nothing. All right. I'm going to click it again. Game crashed. Oh, I got to see what it is. There's got to be a video of this. All right. Full 100% gameplay. Here we go. Let's skip to the end. Ah, Mr. Crab. Yes. This is the scene we're looking for. Look, he even had less ketamine than I did at the end. Oh my God. Oh God. My only weakness. Literally fucking dying. That was the end. Perfect. Sick. That was it. That's what I was missing. And then he just goes on to die. Perfect. All that just for that. You don't even see the coin toss. He just falls over and dies. All right. You know what? That was an experience. I hope you enjoyed it. I don't know what to say, but I'm just going to say that it was my favorite SpongeBob open world game that I've ever played. Good job, Bethesda. I don't know who made it. Sorry. I just assumed Bethesda given how many bugs were in there. No, but honestly, whoever made this freaking hilarious. I don't know what you're taking, but you made a great game. But I hope you enjoyed. I appreciate you watching as always, folks. If you want to be sure to subscribe. I post every day, so you get more of this stuff. Yeah. Thanks for watching. See you next time. Bye for now.