 Guys, I think I got MM scammed. So season four has been all about Wembenyama, who may or may not be the greatest bust of all time, who knows. So I order a Victor Wembenyama Spurs jersey. I think they wrote his name in French because- Hey, yo, what the fuck? I don't know what those Euro pours are doing over in France, okay? But this is America. I'm gonna come. Okay, I don't speak Eiffel Tower. You are really bad. Okay, I speak American, but I'm not gonna lie, the jersey's still clean. So at the end of the day, we're still gonna ball out. First things first, let's talk about our record. We are five and one. I have lost only one game the entire season, which is pretty awesome. So right now, the worst case scenario is the truth or smoke without, which would be a blast. Revealing my search history would be if I won only one more game. But honestly, I think we might be either making a custom mystery box and hand delivering it to somebody that's 10 and two. 11 and one is a $5,000 charity donation. Save some kids with whatever, some illness. Who cares? Who gives a shit? Am I right? I mean, come on. It's we're here for real duke. What do we give a fuck? I want it with an illness. And eight and four is the yokich poster. So yokich poster and CP3 poster, both absolutely insane. So lots of good options. Now looking at the squad, let's talk about it. So one thing that I've actually really noticed, I know a lot of you who play a ton of 2K are gonna think this is a skill issue or something. That's fair. You can have that opinion. But I literally hate the release on end game cards. It's so inconsistent. It's so fast. If you started your release a little bit after you intended to, it's impossible to shoot. In fact, it's why I think Wembenyama has the greatest release in the game. It's the perfect mix, in my opinion, between quick, but not so quick that I can't even process the balls going up. So end game Duran is actually a very difficult shot for me. Knowing that, it's hard to say who I want to improve. Now for example, if we had a chance to get end game shack, I would love that because I'm not really gonna shoot a lot of threes with him. But if I could replace end game Russ with end game Curry, I don't even know if I would do it. Skill issue all you want, but Wembenyama is the easiest playing for me to play with. And that's the only thing that matters. I mean, yes, he is seven foot five, but think of Michael Jordan from last season. I was so good with his shot, but everybody else, I just, I really struggle with. Now this lineup, we've got invincible Curry. I really like his release. Thompson, I haven't used yet. LeBron, I've used a lot of LeBron cards, so I feel confident there. All time, Akim is really not that good. Big time in Mark Eaton is solid as a depth player. My only concern right now is I did pick up DeMarcus Cousins. I like him, but he's a six time power forward. That's not exactly the size you're looking for. I'd kind of prefer like invincible Porzingis, invincible Kareem, end game David Robinson. I think at the top of my list is end game David Robinson. I would love him. All right, boys, that's enough talking. Let's hop in to our first game today. And of course, our first wheel spin. And so the side aim, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, shit. Now I'm recording this right before new packs come out so I really hope they're not better than this Season 7 Super pack, but they might be, so just FYI. So we get 10 packs, but we can only choose to keep one of those packs for the team. So if one pack does have a double, like a Dark Matter and a Galaxy Opa, we get both. We'll start out one of 10. Tommy Chambers, no thank you. No Dark Matters yet. Danny Green and Patrick Ewing, that actually leads to the pack right now. Steel Galaxy Opals. All right, boys, come on. Oh, yeah! Dark Matter! Oh, it's gotta be some sauce, right? Western Conference Center. Ooh, I'm pretty sure he's actually really good. I've never used Ralph Sampson myself, but I've heard he's a dog, and we go back to back to Dark Matters. That one's got down to, nah, we don't need him. We don't need him. This would have to be better than Ralph Sampson. Oh my God, is that invincible fucking Kobe? Oh, no, it's not. Oh, he's a bully. Ooh, the triple! The back, to back, to back! And we've got an Eastern Conference point guard, number 17. I have no idea who this is. Oh, an insanity! You guys cooked me when I picked him up last time. You said he was dog shit. In fairness, he was dog shit. Oh, the back, to back, to back, to back! We need an invincible, though. We need an end game. Oh, was that Clay Thompson? He weighed Clay Thompson? Like, why do I fucking speak? Why don't I just shut the fuck up? Who is that? Is that Brandon Ingram? It is Brandon Ingram. Yeah, it would have been too insane to go five straight Dark Matters. I think Ralph Sampson's gonna take the cake here, unless our 10th pack is an absolute heater. Miles Turner, no thank you. I think Ralph Sampson is still better. And that's the Galaxy O-Pool, right? Oh, shh! An Eastern Conference small forward, number five from the, I have literally no idea who this is, Josh Smith. I can't justify any of those over Ralph Sampson. Our absolutely insert pack lock, finally has died down a little bit, but still, that's a really nice pull, especially if he has center power for it. I didn't actually check. So Sampson is center exclusively. He's seven foot four, so he's definitely gonna be really good and better than Mark Heaton. But I'm not gonna lie, it's kind of a bummer, because Mark Heaton now is, I don't wanna say useless, but since Olajuwon's the only one who could play backup power forward, although I technically still have Joakim Noah, I think I would rather have a Keem over Joakim Noah. Joakim Noah is actually significantly better than Olajuwon, significantly more badges. Let's put him in the hole and we'll think about it. In fact, I still have Lamarca Soldiers from game one. I think Lamarca Soldiers is definitely better than a Keem. Yeah, I need to look at the badges because Lamarca Soldiers is so much better than Olajuwon. Well, now we got a full dark matter lineup, dark matter starting five and a dark matter five on the bench. All right, I like this. All right, gentlemen, the San Antonio Slurs feeling good, five and one. The best record we have ever had at this point and a very tough challenge for me. More threes than opponents, very simple. I have to make more threes than my opponent makes, not shoot more, but make more. Kevin Garnett, shooting guard, invincible Edwards, Wemby, Evan Mobley, yowming. So he's got Wemby at the three as well. So we got a mirror matchup. I think I bring in Ralph like right now. So he's off balling with yow. Guembus, pump fake, got him. Ralph Sampson, jumper. Welcome to the team, buddy. All right, Ralph Sampson does not have a buttery, crisp, invincible release, but I shouldn't have expected him to. Oh, Ralph Sampson. Yes, sir. Nice work, buddy. Russ on Edwards. I kind of like that matchup. Ralph on yow, yow going in. His team name is Wemby. So he wants those Wemby buckets headed to the line. That's Walker Kessler, man. Puts his body on the line for the squad. Ball don't lie, bitch. Kessler will bring the screen here. Oh, down into Kessler. Got him jumping. I was waiting for him to jump. I probably had that off for it, but I wanted to wait for the jump. Anthony Edwards up top. Shoot the midi, no hit it. Cut to the basket. Yup. I said to get for off balling. I say, as I probably will off ball half of this game. Now I'm on him right now. I'm confident I can guard him right now. Hey. Hey. Good defense. Garnet, Durant on Garnet. He's got a dish to one of these threes. Hand up. Let's go. Damn, Garnet with a great board. Cut to the basket, Durant. I'll do that shit all game. If you want to off ball in the corner, I will do that shit all game. Anthony Edwards trying to cook up there. I would take an Anthony Edwards midi. Shit, that's a bucket. Out to Durant, he leaves him wide. I'm telling you, man, I think my least favorite release in the entire game is end game releases. I would rather have some slow as gold release. It's like slightly late. I just barely had the ball in my hand. How is it slightly late? Good defense. Kessler to Wemby. Let's go pump fake. I don't think Evan Mobley can really guard him. No, he can't. That was a, you're lying. Walker Kessler, right, cut and won. I thought Wemby would hit it, but no such luck. I have no threes right now. I need more threes than my opponent. So I gotta keep that in mind. Great free throw from Walker Kessler. We're doing well right now. He's got some substitutions and we'll do the same. I'm gonna bring in invincible Steph for Russ. I'm gonna bring in Demarcus Cousins for Ralph Sampson. I think he knew I was doing that. All right, 13 and I'm happy with how we're playing, but I'm not hitting my threes right now and my challenge is all about threes. So I gotta start heating up end game curry on end game curry. All right, we need some threes boys. Let's prioritize in this second quarter. See, but it's so annoying because I could just go fucking Walker Kessler, cut to basket. Oh, just kidding. Curry, invincible. Walker Kessler with a huge offensive board. Giving me that, that's our first three of the day. But one three is one three. I, does he even have a three? He might have none. Transition, take foul, beautiful. Let's send Curry to the line. It's a quick free throw. He is not gonna guard Wemby after I just strapped on him. That's two, that's two threes. None of the first quarter, two in the second, thus far, great fucking move. You better shoot that. Let's roll under this. Let's play, let's play some basketball again. Good defense from Russ. Great defense. I'm gonna give it to Aldridge since that's where he's off-balling. Just get in there and bully this, this young in. Y'all want DeMarcus cousins. This is like kind of exactly what I was worried about. Yeah, see that was straight up and down, held him, great defense. Still hits it cause it's Y'all, you know. All right, let's get the screen from him. Does he switch off ball? He tried, boogie cousins. Not scared of the Chinaman, boogie cousin. DeMarcus cousins got his vaccine. Yo, I've been low key. Ah, you can't cancel me. Everybody's tried for a long, long time. They've all been on the successful. DeMarcus cousins will go to the line. Let's take it. Ooh, I like that, a little brick. Little brick action. I'm gonna bring in Ralph Sampson though. Boogie, Boogie's taking it to him but I still would prefer Ralph Sampson in there. Fuck it, Russ. Let's put this up, Russ. Fuck him. It's wide open too. Model line. Thompson, Thompson! The debut shot's a fucking brick. God damn, man. That's so annoying. Uh-oh. Russ on Y'all. Little scoring drought here. Let's go pick it up. Fuck threes. Go dunk. All right, Thompson. Ooh, comes off of LeBron. Good pump. Bron, Bron! Got him out of position. He jumps and sends me to the line. I get a 0% on that one, all right? I think this LeBron's free throw is different than Invincible. Yeah, I'm just ass. But I like it still. Still a good free throw. 20 to 30, healthy 10 point lead. Let's just keep up what we're doing. Not having any issues with defense. My opponent is just desperately trying to figure out how to off-ball this properly. LeBron, let's give you another try. Splash! Dude, I know that sounds so casual, but I like LeBron's release better than Endgame releases. Back, oh my god. I thought that was gonna be beautiful. Very healthy lead. I'm definitely beating him in three pointers right now, so that's good. Ooh, he got me. He got me. Anthony Edwards will put that one in. 22 to 33. He completely misplayed that. Ooh, left to Wemby White. He bricks it. Fuck him. Got Wembyn Yama. Good defense. Don't let me do it again, man. Fuck it, we'll do it with Curry. Curry on Yow! Ah! Oh, that's true. Yow gets the contest because he's so long, so girthy. Ooh, clean swat on Wembyn Yama. He passes out KG and he'll drill that one. Fuck it, turn around. I'm in my bag! I'm in my bag and it's Louis Vuitton. I'm in my bag and there's Crystal Meth. Good, good, out to Durant. Quick, quick back, quick! Better lock down the school, gentlemen. There's a shooter in the building. Get the fuck out of here. Oh, never mind, never mind. Dig, a dig, a dig. Shit, he'll shoot that. Oh, my god. I am really just stat petting my ass off. Ah! That meter is harder than the shooting meter. That shit is not easy. He's gonna leave Gwembus. He hasn't learned his lesson. That's fine by me. Guys, it's not that I need Gwembus. Okay, it's that Gwembus needs me. 23 points, four points. An assist and I just bodied his Gwembus. Oh, good move. Hey! Mark Eaton. Sorry, Curry, but that is not defense on Wembyn Yama. They're perfectly matched up here. He's gonna get nothing. Great defense. I would really like to get a contact dunk. I think I need to do, what is it, iso? I'm gonna have to iso. The meter started, I don't know if I finished it. Not to mention, it did say late. Curry! His name is not Wembyn Yama, therefore I cannot shoot. What if it's placebo? What if because it's Wembyn Yama, I feel so confident? Then I drill my shot. Right? Like, what if I hit that? He's gonna double. Three, two, one. Oh, man! If there's ever a shot you have to hit. Oh, I got at 69. So everybody not named Wembyn Yama. I did not shoot very well with three-wise, but oh my God, Wembyn Yama just dropped 40, I think. He didn't drop 40, but he did drop 34 on seven for 14 from three. 50% from three is actually absurdly good for me. One for three with Durant. Over one to Marcus Cousins, one for one to Braun. Over one, Thompson, over five, Curry. I could not get invincible Curry's jumper working. Ross with no points, but he had three boards, six assists, two steals. So a massive impact on our team regardless. In fact, he had more rebounds than Ralph Sampson did. Well, amazing first game. Ralph Sampson is staying on the team after a big win. He was very good. I'm literally just calling him the yow-stopper. He's our yow-stopper. And we get one pack from the store. I'm gonna switch it up. I'm gonna go with an end-game shack pack because end-game shack would be an absurdly good player on this team. It's on the off-chance, we could pull him. We don't get him. We get Rafe LaFrance, the next best thing. All right, Challenge Wheel doesn't do us much good. But honestly, our team, our team is nasty. Like that happens when our Challenge Wheel is kind of useless, you know? Moving to six and one on the season. Can we go for another win? All right, boys. Let's see what other player we can add to this squad. Oh my God, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I almost don't even want to sss. No, I do want to sss. As well as I don't want to start Durant. I do want to start Durant. Durant is so good for a million different things. It's just his shot release that I'm bad with. But he's still a crazy good defensive player. So I want end-game Durant in no matter what. We get exact height jackpot. Hey Google, can you pick a random male height? So I'm sorry for saying male if you identify as an Apache helicopter. I'll get on my knees and castrate myself. Hey Google, can you name a random male height? I think Google's too woke to do this. Hey Google, your piece of shit and you're useless. I don't know, but I found these results on search. Okay. Oh, let's just have him give us a random number between an interval of inches. Pick a random number between 66 and 90. 90 inches is seven from five. So this is fair. Oh, 82. Can you see that? You like that immersion, you guys? Is it as so fucking weird when you see like the rest of a YouTuber's set? I always think of that when someone flips the camera, I'm like, what the fuck? 82 inches though, that's gonna be like a really good, like a very average height, at least for an NBA player. 82 inches is technically 6.83, but inches goes up to 12. Well, we need the metric system. Six foot 10 is tall. DeMarcus Cousins is six foot 10. It looks like we'll probably get someone to replace Lamarcus Aldridge or someone to replace LeBron James. I'm not sure if I'm right here, but I think Invincible Anthony Davis is six foot 10. He might be six foot 11. So let's take a peek here. Anthony Davis Invincible, six foot 10. Yo, Yanis is taller than Anthony Davis. That's so weird to me. This is my decision. Invincible Anthony Davis, six foot 10. So I think he is gonna start over Boogie Cousins and Boogie will move to my bench four. So now we have two Invincibles for depth. Let's go fight for seven and one and Anthony Davis. I don't know if I'm a hundred percent on the challenge wheel, but I feel like we're six for seven at the very least. We've been so good with the challenge wheel this season. Outscore opponent's highest scorer. Sounds like a job for Victor Wendanyama. So obviously that doesn't mean my team needs to outscore them. It means that my highest scorer must score more than my opponent's highest scorer. T-Mac Lamello, Jabari Smith, Ralph Sampson, Brad Doherty, you know what's funny? Jabari Smith is six, 10. When I was looking up players, I almost was thinking about doing Jabari Smith instead. He's got the boy, Ralph Sampson. I think Walker Kessler might have a tough day today. He's got a wide open guy. He's got a wide open guy, Matt. What are you doing? Ooh, we love him, Rick. I will ball out. Just wait patiently. There it is. Ooh, good move. Somebody's gotta be open right now. Good spin. Hey, let's go, Durant. I love that move. Oh, he's got a wide open three. Ooh, we cannot double. You're just gonna leave, Durant? After all this practice I've been doing with my releases? He thought this was old MMG. He thought this was MMG who broke up with his girlfriend every June. This is new MMG. This is new MMG. Let's go up to Westbrook. Contact dunk. Sometimes it activates and sometimes it simply doesn't. Walker Kessler. Ooh, he keeps getting me with that. Shit. I pressed A1 too many times. I did not mean to pass that. Might have the mismatch here that he wants. Ooh, good defense, Russ. Oh, is Russ hurt? Is Russ fucking hurt? Do I have to foul? Foul. Fuck. This game is so frustrating. That like, it doesn't make any sense. They don't do that in the NBA. You don't just sit there while there's a dude on the fucking ground and just keep playing. Right? No way. Wait, I just got a defensive three seconds because Russ was fucking incapacitated on the floor. He potentially put that in the game. I don't know if I've ever noticed that happen to my opponents. That happens to me a lot. I'm there. Oh, I got to jump with Doran there. Curry's can have a big task at hand. I like this though. Web and Yama has an absolutely massive mismatch. Scotty Barnes will be an issue for Curry though. Anthony Davis, I don't know your jumper. Thank you, Laurie Markedon because I was not making that shot. That is a slow free throw. Okay, first Anthony Davis free throw is not too bad. I'm gonna hit both of these. I like that. I actually really liked that free throw. Anthony Davis one and that's two. It's not two. I'm full of shit. Web and Yama bored. We got three points out of the possession. He knows he's gonna cook me if I try and do this myself. Curry has literally no replacement. There's nobody I can sub in for Curry. All right, this will be the last time I talk about it. But I don't get the rationale for the injuries. Is this supposed to add a little bit of realism? Because realism went out the door when Pink Diamond fucking Taco Fall existed. When Web and Yama does that every single play. Realism went out the door. Maybe not. It's actually impressive defense from Joe Johnson. Oh, and I get a transition take right there. That's, thank you for the brick, Laurie. Laurie Markedon is just dog shit right now. 4.6 seconds. Oh, why did he just get so open? Dude, without, without a backup boy guard this kind of scares me. Let's just conserve Curry's energy. Screen, stay on the jumper. Ralph Sampson, nice bucket. And that's a foul. Oh, that's an and one. Oh my God. I'm bringing in my own Ralph Sampson. Walker Kessler is really struggling right now. I'm gonna bench Durant too for Thompson. What was that? Two, one, great defense. Ralph Sampson comes in, immediate impact. And DeMarcus Cousins bullies his way in for a bricked layup. Dwight Howard was thinking about it. Okay. Ooh, Wenbin Yama, what a moves. Good move, Bron. Slam, 25-24. All right, Thompson. What do we got here? Good defense. Great defense. Sampson's on Laurie Markedon. He's gonna pull up three, won't go. Eight seconds, 26 to 25. There's no way. Ooh, got a wide open look for Curry. And it's a four-point lead just like that Curry. There's a lot of weight on your shoulders right now. Let's see if you can live up to it. Oh God, he keeps getting me with that. Ralph Sampson, buckets. We're on a great run right now. Maybe I don't call the timeout. I gotta stay on Brad Doherty here. Hey, I like mastermind. Let's get a good move here. Ralph Sampson, for four years, I have never in my life seen that. All right, Boogie's gonna sit for Anthony Davis. Wemby's still tired. I'm gonna let Wemby sit. I'm gonna bring in Durant and Curry's just gotta take it, man. LeBron! Don't, that's, that's horseshit. I could take a Durant three here. Got it, Durant. Oh, I needed that shot. What's with these crazy-ass passes? He's got, he's got the dish. Computer Curry just tried to block our Venus to bonus. Had to lead, it's gone. Well, don't lie. Fuck it. That's like Durant's cold now. Glory Markinin, that was a great screen. Durant! Seven seconds, we need a big one. What are you doing, Anthony Davis? Oh my God, you just fucking missed that. Yo, M&G, what's your challenge right now? I got it, I got the, he asked me what my challenge is. What is my challenge? Oh, I have to outscore his highest scorer. Dude, this is, this is ridiculous. Look at, look at Curry, so tired. Just got blown past. Weminiyama, I need you right now. If we, if we can get out of this game alive, it's Weminiyama. Nice, he got team takeover from that. Sorry, Jabari Smith. Let's go, boys. Stay locked in. Oh, I didn't really realize that he was so open. Weminiyama, another bucket. Weminiyama, if he had won that. Great free throw, 68% he'll still take it. Tie us up, Weminiyama, tie us up. 46 to 46. It's an ice show on Curry. I know how tired Curry is. No way. Wemini gets no, another one of those fucking shots. Where you have the most minor second of latency before you pull the trigger. Ooh, in one. How many of these can I hit? That's one, that's two, that's three. Down by three with the minute left. Badly need a stop. I honestly, I want him to shoot that. Ralph Sampson three is the best case scenario for me. Don Marcus, oh no, how'd we lose that ball? I was looking to the corner for a wide open three. Oh no, I could have just tied the ball game up. I don't know if I would have made it, but definitely could have tied the ball game up. Six, five, four, three, two, one. Shot clock violation. 15.4 seconds. He gets nothing on the final possession. I just gotta inbound the ball first. Get the ball to Wemby. No, what are we doing? I hate that fucking thing. I accidentally hit one wrong button and then I can't pass. I'm stuck clicking a play. I just see the best look I can get with Weminiyama. Not entirely sure how I get it, but I can't think that hard. Wemby! Hey, great game. I'm glad to lose to a subscriber, but the shittiest part is the entire game. 35 seconds into the game, my starting invincible point guard gets injured for whatever reason, and I have one point guard for the rest of the game. Wemby, I was one for six, which is horrible shooting for me with Wemby. I usually shoot a lot better from three point for there. So I shot a bad game with Wemby on threes, but it was a three point game. I lost by three points. You don't think one more starting point guard would change that? I gotta have Steph Curry in the entire time. That was ridiculous. So we don't get to keep Anthony Davis. Honestly, not that big of a deal. So back in comes Lamarcus Aldrich. Hey, GGs, I think both the people I played today were subscribers. Just sad scoosy said something and so did Pickles. He said, edit it fast. I want to see it. Bro, don't talk to my editors like that, bro. I forgot to check the box score, but I'll be honest, 100% sure that none of his players scored more than Weminiyama did. Weminiyama was what, 11 for 18? I'll take my one pack from my challenge wheel, but it's just pitiful after a loss. I don't even want it. Didn't pull an end game, so it doesn't matter anyway. All right, boys, six and two. Next episode is the playoffs. We got two huge games. And after that's the NBA finals and season four is a wrap already. All right, hey, I love you guys. Thanks for watching as always. See you in the next one. Peace.