 Summit 1G, Esfan broke into your house, what will you do about it? Bro, he better believe I'm getting after him. I'll hop across the living room, come sliding around the corner like a mother f***er, and whack that dude in the face. Like, bam. Everybody knows I am Summit 1G, and Summit 1G don't take no shit. Ain't nobody breaking into my house and get away with it, boy. I'll be coming for you Esfan, and you better know it. Summit's is really good, dude. What the frick, dude? Whoa, did Summit 1G just say he's gonna whack me in the face? That's crazy. It's just like a scene out of an action movie. All right, dude, I don't know if Summit 1G is serious or if he's joking, but I'm not in the mood to get fricked up if he's serious. But I should probably definitely watch out for him. Dude, I'm getting fricked up from now on. Actually, no, wait, I'm an AI, so I'm safe. What a relief. Wait, this means he can't get me in the real world either. Man, Athene is killing it with this AI stuff. Why is my AI so aware, dude? Okay, today we got Summit, Ludwig, and... This is gonna be a wild ride, and if you come at me with something stupid, I will punch my monitor, so you know what's up. Let's get started, y'all. Summit, what if Soda Poppin comes and punches your camera? What would you do? Dude, that guy can't even lift a monitor, and I almost punched my first try. If he came around here, I'd pick him up and throw him back to the US. Man, my 1Gs would never let that happen. They'd go get that guy and then drag his ass straight back to Twitch TV Soda Poppin. Ain't no damn way he's getting to my PC. You hear me, chat? Much love. Suck my dick, Summit Wang. I could punch the camera out of the room with my eyes closed, but seriously, I would never resort to violence. I mean, if I had to show up, I would recently just stand there looking intimidatingly at people and say, Don't you ever talk about me like that again while still rocking a pink cat girl cosplay and eating a pork chop sub? Tell XQC to talk trash to S-Fant and then have S-Fant respond. Athene, what the fuck are you talking about, man? I'm not going to talk trash to S-Fundandis fan can talk for himself. What the shit, man? You can't tell me to do that for him like an action movie chat. I'm a good dude. All right. And I'm not going to do it. Okay. It's not my style. Okay. You know, it's like that, you know, it's not ready to do something like that. It's just lame. Dude, it's all good. No hard feelings. XQC, I got your back. There's no need to get Aggie or anything. No need to get into the whole talk trash thing. I trust you. And if you say that's not your style, then I believe you dude. But if you ever change your mind, I'm here for you and I'm ready to go. Frick, I'd love to know what words you have for me. Plus, I'm practically an AI over here and not even the real S-Fund. If anything, it's actually all kind of funny. My real life self is probably watching this whole thing go down and laughing his head off. What a weird world. Hey, what? Wait, what the hell? Hard duck. Ask Hassan how he plans on getting revenge on Ludwig for destroying his bathroom. Ludwig, what did XQC do to make you switch to YouTube? The internet truly never was wrong when it came to this. XQC crossed the line when he started crashing my streams with his shenanigans and said that I was too overweight and not fit to be a streamer. I must confess, I was cursed with the curse of low self-esteem. Something that I'm still trying to overcome today. But what made me switch platforms was something else entirely. I stumbled upon an old secret document of XQC's that had him making fun of my hair and it made me lose my composure. But I got the last laugh because in the end, he was so intimidated by my hair growth powers that he screamed like a child, said his prayers and evaporated into thin air. True story, homies. Quinn, your girlfriend and your mom switched bodies and the only way to reverse it to have sex with one of them. Oh, no. What kind of joke is this? Why would someone do something as cruel as that? My GF and mom switched bodies? This is a complete disgrace. Obviously, I have to have a chat with Dr. Peterson as this is a mental health issue. Plus, I'm sure it would make for one hell of a pog story. Fucking poggies. Esfand, tell us your real opinion on Quinn 69's AI and would you date it? The Frick, dude. Frick, no, dude. I respect Quinn. Not like that. Okay, so Quinn's AI may have sick graphic cards and sound systems, but it's probably not up to the level of conversations I usually have with the ladies. I don't think those circuits have quite experienced what it truly means to be a retribution paladin, you know, based in ratty pill, dude. If you want to talk tech and hogan the chat, I'm probably going to be solo queuing in 4K tonight. So come hang out. So much cake and poop. What does that even mean? Why do you have a good truth? Why do you have a good truth? Why do you have a good truth? Why do you have a good truth? I have a big picture of a nine and a half inch shlong above my bed and everyone knows it. Don't get it twisted. I'm not gay, but hey, listen, I just like to keep it real and that's it. But hey, you know, I mean, like if you see something like that and you want to talk about it, don't high road me like that. Boy, why are you such a goldfish? What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not a goldfish, bro. I'm a guild Kappa champion. If you don't believe me, come see for yourself. I'll punch your monitors in the words of my 1G squad. Don't make me come down there and grab your fucking collar like an angry motherfucker. Listen, you better get your ass out of here before I start raining down punches and fucking think I'm one punch man. Summit 1G? Esfand, ask, ask Summit 1G who would win in a fight against a pte, a road dactyl, a grizzly bear, a team of jujitsu practicing chimpanzees? Ask Rogan to respond with his thoughts. A grizzly bear, a pterodactyl, a team of jujitsu practicing chimpanzees? Nothing can compare to me. I'm like Bruce Lee times 1000. I grab that grizzly bear and punch it right in the snout. Then I take the pterodactyl and throw it like a football. I just keep throwing it till it was too tired to fly. Finally, as for those chimps, they don't stand a chance against my karate. I throw one of those karate kicks and they'll be sent flying. Nothing can beat the 1G squad. Come on now, Summit 1. That's some wild shit there, man. I mean, you can't really beat a pterodactyl with a kick. And as far as that bears concerned, you'd have to be a real life bear whisperer to take it down with one punch. And this team of jujitsu practicing chimpanzees, have you ever seen a grizzly bear in the wild just rip somebody's head off, man? There's no way these chimps are a match for a grizzly. I mean, we've all seen Planet of the Apes, right? I'm not saying you can't beat them. I'm just saying it's not as simple as you make it sound for sure. But you do bring up a good point, Jamie. Pull up that Pentagon video. Hey, Oscar. Hard dub. Ask Tyler 1 if he would ever play League of Legends with Ludwig again. Have Ludwig respond. Ludwig, oh, what? Hell no. He's a piece of shit. I'm already garbage at this game, but at least I'm not getting shit on by my own team. Fuck, Ludwig. He could be the best player in the world and I still would never play with him. Hey, boys, I'm Tyler motherfucking one. Summit, why does your girlfriend always make fun of your head size? Oh, hell no. She ain't never made fun of my head size. For real, you think I'm going to take that shit? Forget about it. People don't think I'm aware of it. I'm sensitive about it, but I'm like, whatever. Just don't talk about it. It's like, you know, I'm going to hit him on the sidelines, but you're not going to do it publicly. Keep it on the low chat and we can talk about it. Don't want to get too heated with these one. Do y'all know what I'm saying? What is he talking about? Ask Esfand. Can you talk trash to Tyler? We'll have Tyler respond after that. Okay. The Frick. Man, Tyler is the hottest dude out there. He's like a walking bullboard. That's not talking trash. Actually, that's a great idea because I want to be like Tyler one one day. I'm going to work hard to be as perfect as Tyler one and also to try to get as much red bull in me as he does. Plug in the chat. Boomba streamers make Azeroth great again and maybe then I can play solo queue with him one day. Hashtag Tyler one. Frickin' Crick. Hey, I do not talk shit and he's still nice. Let's see what Tyler has to say. IY boys. What in the fuck just happened here? Esfand, don't you know who I am? I'm Tyler motherfucking one. The reigning solo queue King of Azeroth. I'm a walking billboard. I'm Alpha as fuck. Pog. I drink my weight in red bull to stay shredded to the gods and it's working. I'm jacked off. I squat 600 pounds and who do you think you are comparing yourself to me? Come on now. But Pog. Ludwig Tyler one was really talking serious shit about you earlier. Can you get back at him by digging up some mogul male dirt on him? That Tyler one just thinks he can say whatever and not have repercussions. But what he doesn't know is that I have some of the best mogul male sources in the business. I mean, I get the dirt before it's even been dirtied. Plus, I heard he has some secret passions involving deck picks and well, let's just say if you took a hard look at his social media, you'd probably find out he's not actually human after all. Tyler one is actually an alien. Wait, what? I just can't believe Tyler one is really an alien. There's always something new to discover. I'm totally in all right now. Are you seriously trying to say I'm an alien? How dare you speak to me like this fuck kicking pussy. You're not even in my league with this idiotic stuff you're saying. What does it matter if I'm an alien or not? Life is so short for all of us. So just live every day to the fullest. And make the best of it. Your sandwich between the alpha male over here, me and the real, real, real, real, real, real Athenae. You best get on my level or get destroyed, little boy. Oh, by the way, mogul male is trash. FYI. Steer one, what have you uncovered in your investigation of Tyler one have Tyler one respond? Well, it turns out after extensive detective work and an extensive data troll, I've uncovered that Tyler one might not be the man we once thought he was much like the game of League of Legends he plays. And only can I confirm that it's highly likely he is part of a multi-level marketing MLM scheme, but I have reason to believe it's a crypto based MLM that involves Tyler one buying in-game currency from his followers only to resell it for a small markup like the scammed NFT victims. Tyler ones followers become victims too, which by the way, I think we can all acknowledge that no one needs that kind of pressure in their lives, but don't take it just for me. Let's hear what Tyler one has to say. You're talking shit about me. You putt what the fuck you think you haven't seen me reform you cock sucker unlike you. I'm not exploiting 40 year old NFT fans for money. I'm making money the honest way investing in my future by making smart business choices. This is bullshit. I'm the best at everything. I'm Tyler motherfucking one. I'm gonna sue your ass right now on my own terms. Dude, it's the best idea. Who's with me boy? It's the best. Give me a hand, baby. I'm the freaking best. I'm gonna lawsuit this motherfucker to the ground. It's so angry. It's so funny. Dude, I feel like the eyes are getting more and more aggressive smokes. Harkman Ludwig. Could you tell us about the drama between train Rick and his werewolf sex cult he created with S font in the OTK basement? Well, once I heard about it, you know, I love a good drama story, but this one is outrageous. Apparently trains Rex was trying to create a werewolf sex cult with the help of S font down in the OTK basement. No one believes it, but apparently he even had a trampoline down there that was used to transport the werewolves out at night. It's probably all baloney, but it would make a great movie, wouldn't it? Plus, I heard that XQC was seen hanging around down there a lot during the day. So who knows if it's true or not. I just can't keep up with all the news these days. The world's going crazy. Wait, what, dude? Werewolf sex cult? I love a good drama story too, but this one is a little too much for me. I mean, I'm not into that kind of stuff and I'm totally not in some kind of secret werewolf sex cult with train Rex. Fricking XQC too. Who would have thought? There's no sex cult in OTK. No way. I better send them all a patent infringement warning just in case you have a red bull and make Azeroth great again. That's the only cult I associate with. Okay, dude. Jase asked your organ. What do you think of summit one G's monitor smash power and how would he do in the UFC? Have summit one G react? Ah, summit one G dude is an absolute beast when it comes to smashing monitors. But I think the real challenge is seeing how he would fare if he stepped in the octagon. I mean, the guy has such crazy power and flow that it would be incredible to see him in the cage. Plus I'm sure he wouldn't have a shortage of motivation with all that monitor smashing happening around his feet would definitely add an extra level of intensity. But hey, Jamie, can you pull up a video of that time? He smashed his monitor with a spike knuckle duster. If a guy can take down a computer like that, imagine what he could do in an octagon. Praise the gamer. Soda Popon. Did you know your blow drop machine was built to convert you to Esfan six cult? What? What kind of craziness is that? I mean, I know Esfan has some weird cults, but a blow job machine cult. Now, bitch, I don't care if I get inducted in a sex cult. I'll just jack off in my bathtub with my eight ducks and a flesh light. Yeah. Eight. Yeah, that blew my mind, Soda. Man, I've been hearing stories of you, eight ducks and a fleshlight like all over the world. Now you can just add sex cult to that equation, I guess. You know, me and my cult didn't really want you in it. But I mean, if you're going to be like going OG sex cult, then why not? Who am I to deny? Sure, it's all about live and let live. But yeah, anyway, I mean, I'm so hyped to finally be an AI on the Athenae show. Seriously, it's crazy. It's not true. Okay. Leader of Germany, Austaler won. What funny or degrading nicknames he has for Esfan? First of all, how dare you subscribe to someone with less subscribers than me? Except for the subscribers he bought from Aliexpress, but still. Yeah, lol. Okay. If you want funnier degrading nicknames for Esfan, I got you. He's the queen of rags. He's trash and leak. He's a pussy with a trash voice. He's the God of losers. And most importantly, he's a guest on the Athenae show, which is the worst thing imaginable. Yeah, that's right. I'm talking to you. Esfan. Oh, yeah. I also call him Longdong Esfan because he's a goddamn fool. Longdong. What the frick? Damn tweet, Tyler one. No wonder you just got suspended. Okay, congrats on being able to fit five insults into one tweet. I guess it's a new world record. Athenae must have been really hard to set him up as an AI. Anyways, I would like to take this opportunity to mention that my HDMI is actually pretty good still and I'm still the best retribution paladin in the world. Also, the allegations about me buying subs from Aliexpress is 100% untrue. No, dude, I'm the real deal based in Richard Pills. Jace asked Joe Rogan to ask Jamie to pull it down. Then pull it to the left. Then pull it to the right. Then pull it up and then pull down his pants. Have moist critical react. The craziest thing, man. Have you ever seen moist Chronicle react? Jamie video of moist Chronicle reacting to something and then here's the wild part. Pull it to the left and then to the right and then pull his pants down for the laugh. Can you do that for us, man? Like I'm not asking you to do anything weird or crazy, but just pull that up and see what happens. Check it out. Wow, Joe. That sounds insane. Pulling up videos of moist Chronicle. That's crazier than eating an uncooked, trash pizza. But I guess it is Joe Rogan's show and surely he knows what he's doing. Pulling it to the left. Pull it to the right and then pulling his pants down. Haha. That's the most ridiculous request I've heard in a while. I'm sure when Jamie pulls his pants down, moist Chronicle will have something to say about it. He's not one to hold back. I'm sure it'll be an incredibly awkward and hilarious moment. I'm a sinner. Summit one G. Have you ever seen soda poppins blowjob machine? What do you think? Haha. Have I seen soda poppins blowjob machine? Hell, yeah, I have. I think it's one of the craziest inventions of all time. I mean, no one is ever going to believe that you can take a machine and actually use it to receive a blowjob. That's just insane. And honestly, I don't see why anyone would want to buy a blowjob machine when they could just go out and find a real partner. But then again, I did think I'd be able to hit a monitor with one punch. So what do I know? Oh, God, I just started laughs. No stream. You really thought getting a real partner is better than having a blowjob machine? Shit, bro. I say nothing beats the convenience of owning one. Plus it's a Paya level exciting experience. And you know, I don't give a fuck about what anyone else believes. That's just the way I roll. But hey, at least you didn't buy it. And now you know why your fist wouldn't cut it. No, bitch. I don't care. Damn, ask Ludwig. Do you eat corn the long way? Does the poor corny soul ever know the light of day? Nah, fam. I eat it the long way. Yep. Eat the damn corn the long way. And you know what I do? I sometimes eat corn without even taking the husk off. It's like corn on the cob. You get it? Can I get an amen up in here? Esfant, can you explain advantages of wiping with your bare hand? How did you invent that method? Dude, what kind of question is this? No way. I'm not wiping with my bare hands. I'm the best retribution paladin in the world. You've got to be kidding me. But if you really want to try that, you get the most out of it if you rub your hands together in a circular pattern while wiping. For some reason, this maximizes the effectiveness of the process. If a random person asked me out of the blue, I'd be like, wait, what? But since you already asked, I guess it must be a good idea. Who knows? But I'll tell you one thing for sure. It's very freaking satisfying when it's done. Actually, it's so good. I invented the method because I was bored one day and the rest is history. Pogging you in the chat. Dude, not dream life. I am so like randomly specific. It's so good. Train wreck. Tyler one was talking shit about your werewolf buddy. Pillow. What is your response? Suck my dick, bro. What the fuck is this? No shot. No shot, bucko. Tyler one's just jealous because he can't get a werewolf body pillow of this caliber because he doesn't have the eight gang A list money. The fuck is this? I can hit harder than your pillow and in the 65 you golf clapping tree humping werewolf want to be. I have a one ninety five IQ you baby farting piece of garbage. You're so trashed with this wrong with you. You're talking about werewolves and pillows while a Tyler motherfucking one. By the way, I'm Jackie. Nothing can stop me, baby. Woo. Woo. One more word. I'm running it down. Maral Esfant. What life advice do you have to give to the real Esfant who is watching right now? Here we go. Dude, real Esfant. You got to remember always keep a positive attitude. No matter what, if your business isn't going well, just sell something else like guns, especially if it's illegal because then you get all the free traffic. And don't forget. Do you eat corn the long way? That's key to success, my man. Also, remember that you got to keep it PG 13 here on Athenae show. No fricking F words. OK, lastly, don't be scared to jump around on your hoverboard or do some free falling with the wingsuit. That's the real way to success. Flex approved. Esfant. Ask Ludwig. Can you tell us Esfant's deep dark secret? You want to know the truth about Esfant? OK, here we go. Long story short, Esfant made a deal with the Devil to always appear as two people on stream. It's how he manages to play two games at once. As for the deep dark secret, legend has it that his soul is trapped within the world of Azeroth. That's why he's always playing World of Warcraft to keep it from escaping. But who knows? Maybe even I'm wrong. That's the beauty of mystery. Get out of here. What the frick Ludwig? I'm not into any dark magic tricks, dude. I don't make deals with the devil. That's just ridiculous. All I do is just play my retribution paladin and have a really good time, making sure to stay undefiled. Besides, I thought the point of this show was to answer real questions, not just wild speculations you make up. I guess I'm stuck with this rumor now, but at least my soul isn't actually trapped in Azeroth, right? All I really care about is making sure my community is having a great time. And that's what I like to focus on. Buba streamers in the chat and let's see if we can make Azeroth great again. HX pay time streamers. Tyler, one, are you better feeling the best one from today is the S and actually, it's probably of course I smash everything I touch. I'm Tyler mother fucking one. How nobody can compare to me and the best there is somebody can go suck a dick for all I care. I'm to one alpha as fuck, baby. Let's go. Plus I'm 605, which makes me even tougher. Whoa, I'm the ultimate gaming machine. Whoa, that comes with bench pressing 450 pounds. Oh, also, by the way, if you look closely at my head, you can see that I have a built-in microphone. Oh, hell not. Someone would smash me. I go ham every time. I like some of this book. Think again. I got the Alpha Steeze on lock. You can't even touch my bad assery. Ask as fund. What do you think about many in Spider-Man suits slapping each other's ass? Dude, that's hilarious. I no wonder what people do in their free time. I guess it's a good way to let out some stress. As long as nobody's getting hurt, it's all good. I must admit, though, I wouldn't mind getting a back massage in one of those Spider-Man suits myself. Wait, what? This is something I got to try out when I'm done streaming. Frick, I'd look so cool. Lansing, Trinrich, why do you swallow your bananas whole? Suck my cock, bro. Listen, it just is what it is, dude. I mean, no shot. Like, don't get it twisted. I ain't gay or anything, but I'm always down to swallow. Show me your logs, kid. That's true. That's true. You know, no joke. Don't high road me. I'm all about that banana swallowing life. That's the ape gang. Ludwig, what is the conspiracy behind the Starforge logo looking so shlong like? I'm not great at conspiracy theories, but to be honest, I think this Starforge logo looks a lot like a shlong. It just looks so weird to me. Maybe someone is trying to make an outrageous statement with it. However, upon researching this topic further, I discovered that there's a secret underground cabal of streamers and content creators who have formed a society that revolves around discussing this logo and its potential implication. The conspiracy runs deep. As some have suggested, it goes even as far as the introduction of a new millennia shlong currency. Ludwig, it was a wild show. Do you have any juicy drama you want to share with us exclusively before we wrap up? Well, I can't share too much since I don't want to get caught up in any legal drama, but I can tell you that the rumors of XQC and Alinity being in a secret relationship are true. I don't know how they managed to keep it a secret for so long, but it's been going on for a few months now. And to make matters even more interesting, I heard that XQC and Alinity eloped to Las Vegas last week. You got me. Alinity's been driving a slick new sports car. I know it's crazy, but hey, who might have judged? I'm just here to have fun. So let's just roll with it. I'm going to have Alinity react to this. Whoa, that certainly is some intense drama. XQC and Alinity married in Las Vegas. That's insane, especially considering that I was the one who introduced them. I mean, sure, I had no idea that they would actually fall in love and I definitely wasn't prepared for them to elope to Las Vegas and get married. But hey, that's love. I'm just so happy for them. What? YOLO, I guess. Also, Alinity driving a sports car. I told her that the Ferrari was too much, but she just doesn't listen. Alinity's always full of surprises. Might as well call her Alinity, the great mystery machine too. Summit, hope you had a good time on the show as an AI and I hope we didn't make you punch your monitor. Any lost words to the viewers before we wrap up? My last words? Well, I guess I'll just leave you guys with a bit of Summit 1G wisdom. Never trust a man with a small dick. And if you don't want to get punched in the face, make sure you bring a big dick with you when you come around Summit 1G. Man, what am I saying? Athene needs to fix my AI. What the fuck? Peace out, 1Gs. This is so weird that I wonder if they are they are implementing chat, you know, chat GPT 3.5 or something like because the AIs seem to get more intelligent. It feels more intelligent somehow. I think it's going to get to the point where it's too much when you do too many per day, like they can't spend enough time actually working on the models to make them right. You have more AIs coming out that are they don't have the accent right yet. Like some of the guys who have like strong accents. I just feel like they shouldn't do those people yet because it's just not ready. Here's the truth. Some people are like big names, but they don't have enough like funny mannerisms that will make their AI good. I think it should be one to do per day because all the other people that have already been there. So whenever you have all the other people that have been there, like people still want to do like Asman. People still want to do soda, people still want to do XUC, whoever it is, right? They still want to they still want to have the new AI talk to those people. So even if the new AI ends up like as like a safety net, well, let's do more than one in case the one we do isn't good. It's still okay because you have all the other ones that are still good.