 My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake, and this is the weekly dumb nice hat nice sweater nice jacket nice shirt What do you get the man that does everything? Something new stuff. Did the Rangers win the world series or did the diamond bags lose the world series? Both. I think Jim's right. Baseball's over Jim Good job good season Texas Rangers win the world series course seager really good could have been a future Yankee He wins a second world series MVP. That's kind of cool first person to do it in both leagues world series MVP Our reporter asked him a question. Why didn't the Dodgers? Why did the Dodgers let you go so dumb? Why did the Dodgers let you go? And he was just like Then a reporter was like you don't know No, dude clearly You're asked a dumb question the key to free agency for those that come to us for baseball knowledge Pay the player the most money, and I think that's why he left the that's why he went there Yeah, cuz they gave him the most money baseball That in the shot. Congrats to the Texas Rangers. They blared Creed. They sucked down on booze They celebrated winning the world series now baseball's over you won't hear from us about it ever again almost a break down Jam we've got a Wisconsin restaurant full of young ins must be the after-high school hangout or some because the crowd Look young to me in the video and a deer breaks through Everyone runs and disperses in such a good fashion. There's only one couple in the corner that just stayed anchored I love the dude in the inside. They've seen this the deer runs past him and all he does is he sees the deer and He turns back and he puts his hood up like that's the Visibility club. Yeah, the deer didn't hit anyone it goes into the kitchen sees what's going on in there Zach really like slows down in the kitchen. Zach really likes the kitchen like takes its time one. What's this? What's this about and leaves the back door? Yeah, and I was everyone freaking out about I just was coming through It's too busy for me. I'm out. I liked that this happened at noodles and co shout out to my dog I did like that they ended the article being like, you know Nobody was hurt and you know, they did a deep clean of the restaurant to make sure it's fine again It's like you know, they didn't some some kid mopped What's that feel the dreams back to the sports put blood on me? We have a new sport competition that has been invented has not been executed yet, Jake Jimmy We were nervous to give this the click but once inside we were delighted first-ever Florida man games in Florida and yeah, hey, don't we get it? You know the Florida man stuff has gone far Maybe we were proud of the problem. You give us a good Florida man link. We're gonna check it out It's the public police records. That's the problem there, Jake. They won me over with beer belly wrestling. Okay, sure That's easy. Let's get a couple guys topless and mix it up in there. Now. Hold on pause They said that was self-explanatory. It's just wrestling and you have to have a beer wrestling beer belly to partake You got it I first pictured it as like you weren't allowed to use your hands and you just were only allowed to use Your beer belly to like kind of take the other dude down. So there's a bunch of dudes bumping bellies So with that they've also very much leaned into the Florida man thing They've got an evading arrest obstacle course that made me nervous at first But they do have real police officers chasing them which makes me wonder what that means, you know what that is These actual law that's the police academy scout in their own I don't like that like if you send your police to this Florida man contest and the guy evades you you're out You're off the force and yeah This is literally the Florida version of a lot of stuff we do in our warehouse So I'm I'm all in you like it. I'm in waiting arrest competition. It's pretty good selling tickets What if one of the cops just pulls his gun out shoots the dude? fuck That be a bad that be bad it'd be tough like you just did to me and the deer You don't know what was behind those jerseys. You don't know who was behind those jerseys don't hit your guy You just hit your guy you bunked your guy Zack I've been given a bunch of real silent looks the set May have noticed that okay. Yeah, tell them about farmers dog Jim farmers dog is food that is a nutrition and delicious For your dogs. It's a subscription based thing So you shows up at your door your dogs are excited about it says their name on the package So they're not gonna let anyone else eat it. They wrote their name on it and it's farmers dog Oh, can I tell you about a zombie apocalypse need in it? We did this a couple years ago I think in 2020 maybe 2019 maybe 2021 But now we have an updated list of the best and worst cities for surviving a zombie apocalypse a list by a Website that makes these lists and do you want to know the best of the worst? Yes, the best is Houston overall score 66.14 vulnerability rank 177th hideouts rank 49 now Miami has 167 hideouts and how does wait and Miami's fourth New York has 92 hideouts I can see 92 hideouts if I look out the window in New York. What are you talking about? Supplies New York ranks number one Well, why is New York not number one? There's so many buildings and floors and like areas to go here It looks like it really leaned into supplies and protection Which I guess that kind of makes sense when you're talking zombie a pop a pop Oh, it's a guns thing you sense more guns available because New York ranks number one Well, I think it's sorry. I like food like New York's number one an oil I think New York should be number one New York City try and find me try to find him try to find him You know what after you watch this episode you go try to find Jimmy make a good Zombie noise into the mic so Zach can use it I was a zombie cow Who do you got for employee the week Jake do you want to give it to this is a pre-record episode So I mean tough to even say I may have a good one Okay, Austin Hedges won the world series and he's been on Chris Rose rotation a lot And he's a guy that gets excited for fucking everything face of the franchise Or it's like Chris Rose because we just had the sports apocalypse to and Chris Rose like so Please please please please please please and I think I think I like Rose a lot because it's a cow No, I like Rose Please please please Of Rose just finished floorball, which was awesome actually Championship game aired tonight, and he crushed it and then BB BB fours coming up. 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