 The following contains strong language, nudity, and scenes of a sexual nature. It's absolutely not. Come on, Lauren! So, Lauren does a... Charlotte's nose has just bashed off my head. I just hope it's not as bad as that crack-sounded. Oh, no! Oh! Oh, no! She's hit her face hard. This looks bad. I feel sick that I've done this to my best friend. That sounds awful! So, I meant to be going on a flight to Johannesburg right now, but that's not going to happen, so I don't know what's going to happen about work tomorrow. I think tomorrow we might just stay in bed and cuddle all day. I think that's what you might need. This is another level of love. I know. Because when you've had an accident and your boyfriend comes to hospital with you, that's a true level. So, I did jump in the water room for you as well. That's another level. We've done two levels of love today. I didn't think it was possible to love Josh any more than I already did, but seeing the way he's been with us after my accident has just been amazing. He's been so caring, so loving, always looking out for us, making sure that I'm okay. It just makes us realise we're in a proper normal adult relationship. On the right! Oh, my God, there's loads! It's my dinosaur's! Oh, that's sick! Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God, one second. Let me get this out for the old grump. You've got a big ass mind, haven't you? Fuck. What's it doing? Oh, later. Oh, my God, look at this one, isn't it? Oh, my God. They've got a long neck, a long body, long legs. These giraffes are unreal. There was a little shorting, wasn't there? Looks like a shetting pony, that. It's open like that as a horny. Hello. He might have just had a good team to it, boss. So how come we're just... I'm worried for this zebra. It's either had a prolapse or it's got a bad case of thrush. Someone needs to call the vet. Look, look, they're all kicking off her, look. Oh, it's just kicked you! Oh, my God, I'm in trouble! Oh, fuck, that's just kicked you! What's happening? It's like being out in Newcastle on a Friday night. Where? Down there, no. In big time and everything too. I'm gonna take a photograph of that. You can see how bothered I just think it is. See how the twigs and what not come out of the hole. There's a smell of poo. Yeah, but it smells like coffee. I can't think. I can't really smell it. Oh, look at all these of you! I can't believe I've seen a rhino. This has blown my mind. It beats Bolton any day. The baby? He cocked his tail up and then loads of fucking Jews come out of his bum hole. Charlotte's done that a few times on me. She... No, she marks the territory on me. Oh, look at all these of you! Look, the little baby one. It's topped off an amazing day. We have been so lucky. For even more amazing MTV videos.