 One of my favorite things to do when I was younger is go camping. I love camping. My mom would take us. There's so many good places in upstate New York. We used to go to that at Rondacks and have the best time ever because I'm an earth sign. I like being one with nature and the earth despite what you might think about me. I genuinely enjoy being outside and staring at nothing but the sky and thinking myself to death. You know what I'm saying? Overanalyzing every decision I've ever made in my life is one of my favorite things to do. Ever since we got bunny, I think it might be pretty difficult given the current circumstances to actually go camping. But it's summertime and I want to go camping now. So what are we going to do? We're going to go camping in the backyard. What do you think? Because then it combines all of my favorite things, right? We get to be in a tent. We get to be outside. But we also get to use the bathroom. Have four dogs. Can you even bring four dogs to a campsite? I don't know. There's probably some middle-aged woman out there driving her RV across the country with four dogs, who's living my dream life. I'm sure she exists. You can't see me. I'm ready to camp. But we can also come inside, use the bathroom, get food. My plan is to set up a tent and just live normal life, make s'mores, and then just go sleep in it. Camping. Hell yeah. I think you might get demonetized. You're not wearing any clothes. This is the first time in my adult life that I didn't have a tent. I usually always had a tent and I would always drive around with it in the back of my car in case anything happened to my car because my car was really shitty. So if it ever broke down, I was like, I'll just pitch a tent on this side of the road and then someone will come get me. It's a great plan. This was the first time I didn't have a tent because all my other tents got ripped from me setting them up so many times and breaking them down so many times because it's my favorite thing to do. So I bought a tent, but I feel like they come in one of two sizes. Either like, there's a couple people camping here, like a one to two person size tent or like a whole family's here and the weird kids that hang out with my kids. My kid won't stop bringing his friend around so we got to, you know, accommodate him and he's hungry and needs his own space, you know, like one of those tents. So I went and got us a nine person tent. We're running out of daylight. Julian, we got to get this thing going. Are you excited? We're going to make s'mores and then we're going to watch Netflix in the tent. We're going to watch specifically. Nicholas Cage movies. What do you guys think? You want to go camping? Are you so excited? Why do you stink? Why do you stink? What, what have you been doing? Does he stink? Yeah. Smell him like right in his... I just want to go camping, but like not really. It's like Ryan Higa's cooking, but not really. It's camping. But not really. I was ready for family fun. Damn. Nothing is heavy, huh? Oh shit. I have no idea like what the footprint size of this is, but we'll find out. Right? Yep. You know, sometimes when I buy things online, I don't read. You know, I just look and I'm like, that seems about right. So one thing that's very helpful is that when you unpack your tent, you remember how it was packed loosely because then when you try and roll it up into that tootsie roll shape, you can get it back in his bag and fit it in your car. That's why I'm unpacking it and not letting Julian do it. Oh, this is the tarp. Rain tarp. I don't think it's going to rain, but you never know. Oh yeah. I don't know what's in there. What is this? Is this like a pop-up tent? It says instant cabin, but I figured that that was like a lie. But this looks like, like there's no poles. See, I told you I didn't read it. Oh, it is. Yes. Thank you, past self. This is an amazing find. It's an instant tent. What? I'm a genius. I invented the instant tent. You invented it? Yes. Oh my God, this thing is so big. Yeah, I know. We're turning the tent. This is the front. I like the hammer part. We got to pop this side up too. Hold these sides up. Yeah, I've never used a tent that just popped up. It's always been poles. Yeah, I know. Same. Damn. Oh my God. Oh, and then you extend it with this button, right? Whoa. Holy crap, this tent. It's amazing. I'm already sweating. That is officially the fastest I've ever set up a tent. What is this? Is that for electronics? Oh, we're glamping. Extension cord through there. All right, now all we have to do, I guess, is move in. Wow, I allotted a lot more time for setting up the tent because I've only ever used poles. Air intake. Yeah, it looks like you can stick this down so then more wind comes in. And is there a screen behind it? Yeah. Oh, wow. Petey, are you excited? There's already a bee in here. Oh. Yeah, we're in. Look out. You have very good reactions to these things. Kermit, Kermit, Kermit, Kermit. Come on, baby. Yeah, he's out. He's out. All right, we're shutting the door. There'll be, we'd be like, we're going camping and Bee Bee like me too. This is a very large tent. But unless happy nine people or small children, I feel like this is a very intimate setting for nine people. Nine? We have power. Fucking real nice. We just think this will be good though. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Then we can have enough room for Bunny's crate in a bed if she wants something out with us. Yeah. And we can watch Netflix. Yes. A Nicholas Cage movie. Yes, correct. Kermit, look out. I think that's good. Yeah. We're going to try to get Bunny in here. She might not like it at first. Yes, look at it. You're camping. Oh, look at this. This is not bad, huh? There you go. Are you camping? Yeah. Yeah, it's like what you like. It's outside but also inside. She's going. That's your crazy. So Jenna got a fan installed that has a light on it. So tonight when we need to have a little air flow and some light, we have that. And it's battery powered. Can't you be chino? Oh, you want to see the bed? I don't think you want to lay on our bed. Can I help you? Are you excited to camp? Can you not be a sweater? You're making me hot. Bunny says yes, I'll take this bed. In the middle of everything always. Is this fun, baby? And then in the night, you protect us from skin walkers. What if a bunny skin walker shows up? Bunny has two beds in here. She deserves both of them. Thank you very much. If he does this all night, I swear to God. You know who hasn't seen it in here yet? Marble. I think we should wait until Bunny is like chilling with us face and then we can have Bobby come in. Because Bobby does not like this energy. Welcome to the tent, sir. Welcome to the tent, Bobby. Welcome to the tent, sir. Like it's very big. It feels big from inside too. So what's the plan? We go inside and eat dinner. Okay, that we cooked in the house. Yeah, we're not doing all of the full camping experience because why would I? I'm at my house. We're glamping. We eat dinner. Feed the dog's dinner. Make s'mores. Okay. We should do that once it gets a little darker. Okay. For fun. For fun. And then we'll come in here and hang out. You have so many flashlights. I'm excited. This is actually so cool. Isn't it fun? Money girl. There she is. Oh, she's got the zoomies. Are you ready for s'mores? He can have s'mores. He can have s'mores if he wants. How is... It's chocolate joint. Okay, so just... So we'll cut out the marshmallow and the graham cracker and just give it on the chocolate. No. Oh, they love it in here. I also deeply appreciate that we laid down a mattress to be in here. It's fun, huh? We can look at the hot stars. Yeah, you can't see any stars here ever. We'll use that app on our phone to look at all the constellations that we can't see. I know y'all cannot believe how neatly we sacked our firewood to build this fire, but we did it off camera. There's no firewood. It's burning. It's real fire. Are you going to make some s'mores? Yeah. This is fine, right? Yeah, I have some chocolate. You've got to get your graham ready. Okay, that one's fine. And you put the chocolate on it. So then when your marshmallow is hot and ready, I'll hold the stick and then you just go like that. You know what I mean? So you don't have to make it. We would cook them on sticks and then dip our sticks in the lake to clean them. One time my dad didn't brush my hair for 11 days. My mom was very mad. Oh, it's on fire. The marshmallow can be on fire. Just not the stick. Yeah. The wilderness camping. All right, that's probably good. So then you go like this. You know? Then you don't get it all over you. You're so cute. The only thing that's not exciting is the amount of begging that's going on. Because it's chocolate. I got some circle in the fridge. I'm trying it out. Sorry. Look how tiny it is. Good? Yes. That was really good. Being in the wilderness and nature is so fun. I'm an outdoors guy. We just got to make sure that we bring all this stuff in or else we're going to attract bears. Oh no. I didn't see any bear tracks. Or in the deep wilderness. It's on fire. Wow, it's very much on fire. Oh no, what have I done? Kermit. Not your smore. It took us so long to get here. I can't wait to see the sights in the morning. I can't wait to go canoeing. Next week should I just canoe in the pool? You just canoe forward and backwards several times. The fire's going in my face. Yeah, I was just doing that to me. There's so much smoke. We're going to have to change clothes after we eat so we don't attract bears. This says it has honey in it. Julien went to the store and got these graham crackers earlier. Apparently way down here it says there's honey on it. So I'm a terrible vegan. I failed. I accidentally ate some honey. Should I just go eat a whole bee in the tent? We should clean this up or else we're going to attract bears. I think she's like, oh this feels better than inside. These guys are, he's being a monster. He just wants to be near my feet so he can lick them. Ew. Kermit buys feet pics online. Kermit subscribes to patreons of girls who sell their feet pics. The story about a dog doing these. That was going on. Wasn't happily ever. They're so easy, like whenever we travel they're so easy. Yeah. Because if they can just sleep in the middle of where we're sleeping then they're totally happy. I decided that I only really like really really good movies. It has to be one or the other. Lucky for me Nicholas Cage only stars in one or the other. Looks good. Should I read the synopsis? Yeah, read the synopsis of the next. This came out in 2007. It's called next. Here's the premise. Las Vegas magician. Chris can see a few minutes into the future and an FBI agent wants his help thwarting a nuclear attack. Are you ready? I'm ready. I love camping. Cage and his wilderness camping. Alright see you in the morning. Morning. We're able to sleep in here for a little while before the sun is absolutely making it impossible. We have to go upstairs. It is getting boiling hot. It's so hot. Just woke us up. So how'd you guys do? Look at that. You guys have fun? I had fun. It was really fun. This was really just a good time. Probably need a nap later. I stayed up pretty late watching Nicholas Cage movies. They were so good and so bad all at the same time. Julie did you have fun? I had a lot of fun. So after we woke up in our boiling hot tent, immediately came inside and went back to bed upstairs in our bed. I think our camping trip was lovely. I'm really really happy that we did it. It was really nice once it was like cool enough in there to enjoy it. That night time and watching a movie in a tent is just a 10 out of 10 experience. And that movie was just amazing. Loved it. I'm so proud of Bunny like being in her crate. She really makes me feel like at some point if we ever did go camping, it's something we could do. As long as she has her spot and feels safe in her crate, like we're good. And I was really really really happy with how well all the dogs did. I'm really proud of you. I mean we know that you guys are usually pretty good when we do stuff like that. But I'm really proud of Bunny. It was just really fun. But now we're dealing with the fact that we just went camping in our backyard and moved a bunch of stuff in there. And nobody in this house wants to fucking clean it up. If I were to guess, I'd say that the tent is probably going to stay up for another day before we actually break the whole thing down. But I had a really good time. I'm like super pleased with this tent. And I know it might seem excessive to a lot of you. But for all of us, it was a great size and a great investment, I would say. Because now I'm going to roll this up and keep it in my car just in case we ever need a pop-up cabin for all of us. Too hot to even think about taking all this stuff out. Did you have fun though? Yeah, are you happy we did it? Yeah, I'm so happy. Yeah, it was really fun, huh? That's it. That's all I wanted to do. I just wanted to go camping. Sometimes you have to bring the camping to you because you have four dogs. We basically have a dog kennel that we took into a tent. Did you ever do it again with me? No. Of course, yes. Just not in that temperature. Yeah, next time we'll do it when it's cold so we can sleep in the sleeping bag and we can kick each other's feet. All right, Peach, go in here. This is your home now. Lock her in. Lock her in. Peach. Kermi, you want to go in? One goes in, one comes out. Yes. Well, such smart creatures. Okay, goodbye. I hope you had a good time. I actually did. I had a really, really good time. This is all I wanted to do all summer. This is my fun vacation in my backyard and then I got too hot so I left. Goodbye.