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I need you to find R-Cross's driveway and Stasher's snowball in his letterbox. I need my pirate outfit and a briefcase full of fish. But Agent 47, no questions. Do not question my craft. Look at that, just strolling up. He's not just a pirate. He's a pirate on his way to a conference call. He's got his little briefcase and everything. Get out of here. See? It's practical. Alright, first of all, retrieve your fish. I'm just gonna take a shortcut through here. I need to find R-Cross's house. Trespassing. No, I was invited to the party. I'm the children's entertainment. Sorry guys, just passing through. Ignore me. Why do all your backyards link? I would hate this neighborhood. Wait, what? You open fire? Imagine the thought process. You're working security, armed at a party, and then you're like, oh, pirates, open fire. Yar, you'll never catch me. Go down into a tree house. I think I'm just an overgrown child. Bums away. Got him. Okay, he killed me. I was crouching. He must have shot me through my impenetrable fortress. Alright, enough of this child's play. I'm a businessman doing business. Alright, instead of cutting through the houses, I'm just gonna go around this time. Cupcakes? Even businessmen love cupcakes. It's two bucks. Come on. 47. You got the cash. Lace food. I don't think I have any food. Oh, fish. There. Wait, what? It cooked it. I'm so confused. How did you do that, sir? Please tell me. You just stole my fish. Try your new chocolate chip-free sample, and it's clearly fish. Oh, I'd love a chocolate chip fish right now. It's now a fish stall. Would anyone like some fish? Wait, stay down. Anyone like some fish? I need help! And you get a muffin. Everyone, muffins for all. We don't sell them here anymore, so they're free. Sir, would you like a sample? A muffin hater. I see you there. I think I just curled the muffin around that tree. Ah, I'm gone. Excuse me, officer. Someone keeps throwing muffins at me. This sounds serious, man. Do I know this person? Do you know the muffin man? What is she doing? She's running laps around the place. They've all just kind of forgotten. She's just gone back about her day. This poor dude's still knocked unconscious on the ground. She's just gone back to sitting. Muffin for your troubles, man. What? Hello? Remember me? Alright, I'm gonna leave. Alright, I'm just gonna leave my briefcase with you if that's okay. Oh, God, no! I thought it would follow her around playfully. Ah, don't open fire, please. I saw online that it just chased her. Alright, well, I've lost my briefcase and my fish. Good thing I stashed this secret weapon. Wait, where's my snowball? Where's the snowball? How can I complete the mission without the snowball? Screw you, dude. I bet he stole it. Ah, snowball. So I did that whole loop for nothing. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Why do all the bad things happen to me? Oh, there's the guy I have to kill. I can just vault over right now and throw a snowball at him if I had one. He's no more a doctor than his business partner. I mean, I kind of guessed that from the lasers he set up in his window. I've never seen a doctor at lasers on every single window. I mean, a few windows, fair enough, but every window, that is suspicious. Well, it's louder, isn't it, sir? Not about a trip to the breaker first. Anyone could do that well. Oh, he's given me tips. Trip the breaker, then get into the basement. Thank you for the tips. I am kind of curious, though. Like, what happens if I just, like, try and smash one of the windows? Alright, what if I throw my crowbar in there? Huh? How about that? Absolutely nothing, except now I have no crowbar. Well, that was a stupid experiment. No lasers in the basement. Okay, imagine having so many windows lasered to protect yourself and then you're like, basement door, nah, I can stay open. It's just more convenient if I want to get 17 gallons of water. I just like the convenience of just walking right in. Alright, I'm going to overflow this sink. Add more water to the basement. I don't think anyone's going to be able to come down here. I think I'm just ruining his basement. I'm just in his house. There's so many people in this house and I'm just walking around avoiding them. What if I just open the garage door? No, that's also fine. These offices are the worst. They don't even realize that a pirate just ran out the door and just staring at him from behind the car. Alright, now just follow him in. For fuck's sake, like, I don't even know who you are. Um, that's awkward. Let me just close that again. Sorry about that. Oh no, they're freaking out. He doesn't even have an outfit that I can steal. It wasn't me. It was someone else. Wait, has he still not seen me? What the hell is he? Get in. Quick. No, they didn't see me. Are they gone? Imagine seeing this. A pirate just peeking out of the freezer. Go away. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Have they actually forgotten that I'm in the freezer? His alarm is finally going off. He only took me bragging and entering twice. Me choking someone and putting them in the freezer and me opening fire on an officer of the law inside his garage for the alarm to go off, a good system. I think I can get out. I think the fighting's over. Let me close the garage again. Actually, can I take you with me? No, hold on, hold on. There he is! No, I'm gone. Take him down! Okay, fresh disguise. Okay, perfect. He literally saw me killing the dude and then closing the door. Briefcase stashed. They found my briefcase. Oh no, they've secured the basement. He's over there, I think. Is that him? Okay, there's a lot of guards. I'll be back. Oh no, oh no, someone's coming out. Okay, run away, run away. I'll be back in a moment. I'll go get my briefcase. Do you mind? God, I'm an officer of the law over here. They don't just hand these shorts out to anyone, you know? I'm an officer of the law. That means I'm allowed going to your house for no reason. Hello, everyone. Oh, he's investigating the distraction of me flooding his basement. Oh really? Three dead in my home and now this? This is the worst day ever. Hey, Nark. Nark? I'm an officer of the law. Like, I'm the person people Nark to. She's still waiting for a muffin. Here, hold on, I'll get you one. The fuck don't do that! Come on, lady, you knew that was coming. That poor dude's still unconscious. Like, no one has woken him up. Hello, officer. I'll take this one on the house, I'm sure, in exchange for protection. You got the law on your side now, lady. I'm still just looking for my briefcase. I don't know where they put it. They put it next to some police car. My snowball! It wasn't in the mailbox at all. They put it in the pocket. A good idea to be fair. Hi! Snap his neck. No one will ever find him. He was one of the guards going around the house. They'll get out of there. Wait, retrieve package. What package? Oh, this is just someone's mail. Okay. This is moving their mail around the neighborhood. Just being a menace. Okay, you know what? I give up on my briefcase. I cannot find the thing. I don't know where they put it. I'm not too sure about that. I wouldn't go in there. I went in there just as a pirate earlier, and they opened fire. Oh, that's the guy I need to kill, like, right on the doorstep. Let me go inside his garage. Why is there still a garden here? A few people died. Get over it. The circle of life. Oh, good. I got the keycard to his vault. Now, I can finally see what he's storing in the basement behind that massive metal door. I swear, if it's more water, I'm going to be pissed. And then I'm going to drink it all, and then I'm going to piss. All right, there we go. I'll turn off this alarm system. I mean, it's absolutely pointless. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Run away. My God, he doesn't even care. They must hand these shorts out to literally anybody. Where is that guard going? Here's my moment. Oh, no. I meant to shut the door. I meant to shut the door. Don't turn around. Don't turn around. I just got a promotion to Sheriff, by the way. This is the Sheriff outfit, even though it looks the exact same. All right, let's just hope no one needs to use the bathroom. Oh, no. You're still in here? I thought there was only one more. Fight like a man, God damn it. I don't know how I'm getting all confused. I usually play with the Xbox controller. Stop hitting me, please. I haven't saved in ages. Oh, that's just sad. I lost to a deputy, and I just got promoted. What just happened? Oh, no, this is dropping me right in the heat of it. Okay, please, sir. Oh, they found the blueberry muffin, dude. Okay, this is fine. I'll just swipe this. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, no. What are you up to, man? Nothing. Oh, please fight better than last time. How did he not notice this? What are you going to prescribe to this one? Hey, doc. Oh, just take the shot, dude. Honestly, for your own sake. Oh, no, now we're opening fire, aren't we? Come with me. This is the guy I need to kill. Now the alarm goes off. He's unconscious next to me, and I'm hiding in the freezer. Let me take care of that pesky alarm. Now, poetic justice for you. You want to waste water? Well, now that very thing you waste will be the thing that drowns you, young man. Yep. Any minute now, this will drown you. I think we're about to wait a while. All right, let me just give myself that promotion again. Good. Now no one knows it was me, because it was a deputy that shot them. Just put down the classifier, the bastard. I shot the sheriff, but I didn't want to shoot the deputy. I'm just looking for my crowbar. That's all I want. There it is. Reunited, and it feels so good. I hate to break it to you, by the way, but that toilet is not plumbed in. It's not connected to anything. You may as well just have a bucket there. That's pretty much what it is. Now we can finish the job as we started it. A businessman who is also a pirate. All right, the drowning is not working. It's still not dead. Keep going. Come on, dude. It's a crowbar. Jesus, he can take some amount of abuse. Honestly, he's better off dead at this point. It's going to cause some serious damage. There's so much blood on the floor. I'm not sure if you can see it, but there's just a load of blood underneath him. This is not killing him. All right, fine, be boring. There we go. Now it just looks like a suicide. Multiple suicides. The TV also committed suicide. How do you know I'm trouble? You're the gardener. Look at them all enjoying their party. No pirates allowed, huh? Take that. God, they're shooting at me. I love playing pretend pirates. The gardener is still just trying to do his job. I'm not paid by the hour. I got to get this done and get out of here. Next time just allow me in the party. Okay, I think that's everyone dead at the party. Now I need to get out of here. Good job there, dude. Honestly, you're doing fantastic work. It looks great. All right. If only I had my ship, I could escape by sea. Damn. What? Huh? Damn. That was just a weird interaction in general. I just killed him to get out of the awkwardness. Yeah, it's the plank for you, me hearty. And now I can make my escape. Non-target killed, non-target killed, non-target killed. How are they dying? I didn't do anything. Did I? You've got in my way, buddy. Like literally, that's all you did. You just stood in my way. Time to escape. And just walking away as they open fire on me. Cool guys don't look at incoming bullets. Score zero. You can see I got some XP for the challenges and whatnot. And then objectives complete. 20k, no recordings to 20k. Non-target killed penalty. Minus 145,000. Was that put me on the leaderboard? I'm one out of all my friends. Just slightly behind the top score of 209,000 who completed the mission in seven seconds somehow. I'm really confused how he did that. Alright, well we are going to leave it there. What fantastic murdering we did today. A piracy is making a comeback. But that's about it folks. I hope you enjoyed. If you did, I'd appreciate a like. If you want to check out more of my stuff, please subscribe. And yeah, that's it. Appreciate it. I always hope to see you next time. Bye for now.