 Oh, koala tea, like koala, like the animal, tea. Don't let me do any more puns. It's less on Sprout, we're proud to be entertainment, and I'm on Sprout today, walking around to give you guys some much needed and very unreasonable life advice. We're trying to sell this stuff for Children's Miracle Network, people are buying it. Go to a strip club, pick up all the ones that are on the floor. It's for the kids. It's for the kids. Do you need some life advice? It seems like you can't do it. They ask you how you are, you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine. Lots of stress, lots of turmoil with finals. Just play EDM music for the next like 127 hours. It'll be like the Dave Franco movie all over again. God, I hate myself. How's your relationship with your parents like? It's annoying getting on the phone and talking to them. Whenever they try and call me or text me, I'll just be like, sorry, I'm in class right now. It'll be like 11 p.m. and I'm just in class. They think I'm like the most studious person ever. What do you think about the socks? Oh my gosh. I can't afford avocados, but I can afford the socks with dogs. Life advice, pet some dogs. Oh, hi buddy, hello. I'm stressed about finals. Adderall, drop out of college, start a hedge fund. You could get a sugar daddy or a sugar mama, or both. Why stop at one? I'm applying to grad school right now and I'm only filling out one application. I just kind of feel like plan Bs and Cs are for like suckers, right? Oh, I like it. This sign has literally no support. It's just like me. How do you show her? There's a lot of whipped cream everywhere. I don't know how much water is gonna help you at this point. Have you cheated on anyone lately? Has anyone cheated on you? No, I have not cheated on anyone. I haven't been cheated on either. So your problem is you're not dating shitty enough people. Clearly your life's not exciting enough. Currently, I live in Eshelman Hall doing ASUC things every day of my life. ASUC is wonderful. They fund us. Thank you very much. You should quit. Do what you love, spend every day like it's your last, wake up every morning, like it's very new. How much do I have to pay to pay you in the face? One, two, three, grab your glasses. This is what I get a lot to do for CalTV. Thank you.