 Ladies and gentlemen, after months of difficult and arduous research, I have finally found it. The best school in the world. The single best educational institution this planet has ever seen. The one place where you can take your kids and know that they will not only be educated to a high caliber, but also taught the morals of life. I am, of course, speaking of the venerated and accolated Islamia English school. This gender split school has such remarkable, committed, and tireless faculty like D.A. Nazar, the headmaster of the boys' section, and official Google reviews responder. But don't take it all from me. Let's take a look at the Google reviews for Islamia English school. A user by the name of 420House says, great school while giving it one star. Somalia Tide says, they don't have proper facilities and the boys' and girls' separation makes it worse. But of course, our master, D.A. Nazar, comes to respond with saying, there is no need for girls to do sports. Just study. Might I say base? Once again, we get a scathing, mud-slinging remark. Bangon Target says, worse school, even teachers are always beating students. But of course, D.A. Nazar knows how to handle the situation. And he says, shut up, before I beat you also. But oh no, suddenly another contender approaches. Bra Mom says, top 10 best declining educational businesses in Abu Dhabi, and only suitable for education, till class 10. How shall D.A. Nazar respond to this? Well, it's simple. Who posted this message? Why, of course, I use it by the name of Bra Mom. And why should we trust your review when your name is Bra Mom? This is nonsense behavior. So, as we can see, the faculty of Islamia English School knows exactly how to handle any unrest or dishonest remarks on their Google reviews. But of course, there are but few factors on which to judge such an elite and masterful school like Islamia. Like, for example, their handling of extracurricular activities. Take a sports day in a regular mortal school, which normally involves events like a 80 meter sprint and relay race. These puny, pathetic, and pitiful athletic events are not even close to being worthy for this glorious school. So, what unexpected spectacle of athleticism will we expect from Islamia English School? Well, of course, I only speak of the ultimate athletic achievement, the most masterful display of strength, the jump through the flaming hoops of death. Watch as these hyperstrong, perfectly built superhumans jump through these burning hoops without a single scratch on their bodies. But it doesn't end there. This display of pure athletic rigor also has an artistic meaning. In the beginning of this video, there is a banner with the words Go Green with a very clear environmentalist message hanging over the boys as they run towards their trial. But very soon, the camera turns to the opposite direction and points at the hoops which are set on fire. This is an incomplete combustion reaction, which leads to the release of harmful gases into the earth's atmosphere. In these short few seconds, Islamia English School not only flexes its athletic abilities, but also represents an artistic message, a message about the duality of man, on one side wanting to go green, but on the other side setting hoops on fire for his own amusement. A normal school may make you awe and wonder at their students' athletic feats. But at Islamia English School, even something as simple as setting some hoops on fire is a poetic statement. I hope you enjoyed my presentation on why Islamia English School is the single best educational institution on the face of this earth. And I will also be expecting all my fans to begin enrolling this upcoming September. I've been Denchi.