 Where's Lazyll? Wait, where the hell is Lazyll? What? Why? What are you doing, Lazyll? This is the worst place to put somebody. Look, it doesn't even show her on the map. Halson's proved himself a fine ally already. He'll be useful in battle if those tree-tron calms are an indication. You hitting on him? Knock. Knock will open any lock, right? Police. Oh, look at that. Scroll of cloud kill, scroll of fireball, purple worm toxin. Necrotic resistance, okay. Wait, was that another infernal iron? Wait, what the heck? Another infernal iron? The wearer deals an additional two-wards damage to those creatures that are illuminated. Ooh. There's a lot of puzzles here. Oh my gosh, there's so much to discover. Stone door. Okay, is this from earlier? Oh, this is the area from earlier? This is the area that wasn't open yet? Okay, shortcut. Okay, it didn't work. Maybe if we try it again, it'll magically work. Okay, no, it didn't. Hmm, what? Okay. I have no idea what just happened, but okay. You like, phase through the door and then the door open. Wait, fell hunter, what is that? Wait, this is one of those guys from Final Fantasy VII? What are these called? Coral, yeah. It's another rat. Uh, wait, did we? Oh no, they're all 21. I don't have the animal speaking. Oh my. Dude. The rat issues a defensive high-pitched squeak. I don't know, I don't know the recipe guys. Look, potions. Oh my gosh, I literally just got it. I swear to God, I literally just got it. One of our hit extract all. It was seven out of seven, it turned into eight. What do we need? Essence of acorn truffle. Where do we get essence of acorn truffle? Potion of animal husbandry, animal speaking. Don't slew my kin, fiend, flat spiller, unworthy wretch. I never attacked them. And you make foes of all. Your new ordinary rat, are you? Very ordinary. But one of many. Leave us be, or we'll gnaw your rotten bones in the dark. You make my head ache. You make me miss things I never had. You make me miss things, right? There's something highly suspicious about these ever more eloquent rats. You're upset about your fellow rats' deaths. I didn't expect such compassion from them. From vermin. From me. It's your fault. You filled my skull full of pain in dead men's faces. Dead men's feces. You're babbling, probably diseased. I should just put you out of your misery right now. Then my misery becomes another's. More fear, more pain, more memories. I remember hands. Why do I remember having hands? The thing you could just miss out on all this dialogue if you can't talk to the rat is to begin that deal. Wait, what? Sacrifice yourself! Run! Fight! Hide! Fight! Wait, infected? Some crack head rat? What's in here? Large vase. I think this is summits. No, it is bigger. Wait, what the heck? This door just opened and it wasn't locked. That's suspicious. That is fishy. Soft step trial. Svan and puzzles Pepe laugh. Name one puzzle that I'm confused on. Name four. This is so easy. Medium gate, medium toughness, and iron gate. There's four of them. Four gates. One gate. This is so easy, dude. This has a chandelier. This has a chandelier. Okay. Okay, I gotta think of something else. I gotta thank this one. I was joking. I was joking. Well, okay. Wait, it's working all of a sudden. Wait, I'm a genius. Guys, we're still thing, we're still thing. Guys, be as stealthy as possible. Okay? Soft step trial key. Umbral gym. Transpositional flux. Did I complete it? So, one trial down. Self-same trial. Self-same. Self-suck trial. Part gives me PTSD. Wait, was it that bad? Is this part that hard? Rusty dagger. Rusty gate. Dude, that's something that's stuck in my head forever. Okay, you suck ass. Greater weapon master. Oh, I could die for a good meal. Carlock. The enemy is surprised. Oh, sick. Nice. Okay, that was one. Killer sweetheart. What is that? When you kill a creature, your next attack roll will be a critical hit. Once, oh my gosh. Oh, this effect refreshes after a long rest. So it's only once per long rest. Okay, next is Shadowheart. Wait, just one shot? Shadowheart? Just one shot. Shadowheart. 51 damage. That was huge. You don't understand this game at all? Oh, it's sick, dude. I'm going to go ahead and roll Look at the Far Realms. And then Divine Smite Crit. Oh, my gosh. What? Palimba's Godlike? Dude, it really is. Oh, dude. Look, dude, yes. Carlock is just going to beat up on Gale right here. Just like old times. Just like old times. Action search. Wow. Dude, we just own that fight. Dude, none of them even moved before we killed them. None of them even moved. We jumped in, went turn based, got eyes attacked, so we got two turns in a row against them. Didn't we? That was OP. Okay, so self-same trial. I'm going to guess there's three, because that would mean that would like be intuitive to do three. Dude, you know what this place reminds me of is Scolomance. Vanillowile Scolomance. The last room. This trial is actually difficult. Go on. At a certain point, like she's probably there's an obscene amount of blood loss that's occurred here. Why are you guys Pepe laughing this trial? This trial is so easy. The floor is meant to be invisible. I think I can see it because of my light. I think I can see it because of the light. Oh, you know what? I can see it because I can see invisibility. Wait, Gale? Okay. What? Wait, I actually can't... I forget it's blocked. You're standing on it. There's no way it was actually that bad. You cheated? How did I cheat? I have invisibility. Chat, I'm just better at the game than everybody. Silent Library. Silent Disco. Oh, no bad guys. Carlock. I... 95% chance and we miss. Are you kidding me? Again, critical miss. How? Attack roll one critical. Attack roll two. Beckoning darkness on Carlock. What does this do? I can counter spell. Wait, Sonic Backlash. Sick. That's the first time I did that. Okay. I can't see stuff like that. It's weird. Shield blow. Shield blow. When struck by melee tech, your attack must go or fall prone. Shield slam. Nice. Dude, look at the amount of buffs on the screen for S-Fan. Okay, do you have S-Fan in the big haste? S-Fan, go finish. Oh, wait. Is he... He's left far check. Wait. Executioners for the ring, right? Don't react. Once prolonged, when you kill a creature, your next attack roll will be a critical hit. I'm going to save it. Can I post my kitty on the discord? Yeah, of course. I think there's a real life picks channel, isn't there? So I gotta... I gotta put something inside of here. Is this the riddle of the night? The night. Lost teaches us the truth and it's void or we are a purest expression of ourselves. There's nothing nobler than to forget and to surrender oneself to the darkness for that little grief gets us here. The dark lady rewards us with night's eternal embrace. I think that's it. What can silence the night song? Oh my gosh, I hate snakes. Teachings of loss of oblivion. Damn it, Gale. Gale, let's see what we can next thing, man. Chat. My paladin doesn't know how to read. Okay, we've learned this the hard way. Rick, that was wrong. Wait, was it wrong? It's an invalid combination. Chat, my character doesn't know how to read. That's his RP, okay? He doesn't know how to read. I know how to read, okay? I know how to read since I was three years old, okay? But my character does not know how to read. It's role play. Ew, what is this? Ew! Well-tuned spider carcass oozes on the ground. Give it a lick. Take a good long sniff. Do I lick it? I kind of want to lick it, dude. Everybody disapproves. Succeed at constipation. Meat tastes of rot and sour milk. Your stomach alerges. But your loins tingle. What? Was that a rousal? Hmm. If what is happening is what I think is happening, and it's because you licked a dead spider, the time might just come and you and I should speak. Mugs the rot is an unmistakable sweetness. Succubus spittle. The meat is charmed. Lady of sorrow's guidance. Lady of sorrow's guidance. Did you want something? Copper for your thoughts. Carcass continues to leak. Wait. Lick it again? Do I lick it again? Carlotta approves. She approves. Is this how they make... Is this how they make viagra? Is it made of spider? Ew! Why is he eating it so hard? Your stomach churns and your nerves burn with a pain so savage. Lick it again? Let's go again. Well chewed spider carcass oozes on the ground. Carlotta, study it. Chad, what is my fortune cookie saying? Spite marks an old puncture wound and a faint pulse of something not entirely natural. Arcana, scan the meat for signs of magical interference. People should scan the meat more often. The meat is oozing but not with blood. It's been dosed with a potion. Scan my shit. I'm scanning my shit. I'm panning my shit. I've got a wine angle lens on my shit. Carcass continues to leak. I got it. Wait, what? Charred goblin. What is that doing here? Good chat. Time to fight. Here we go. Time for the big time. Pushing attack. Saved, okay? Your gear. Level 10. Guys, concussive burst. That's my concentration broken. Vow of enmity. Passive. Yes. Divine smite. Level 2. Wait, divine smite? I should never divine smite. I should just wait for it to proc, shouldn't I? Yeah, because if I miss, then that way it doesn't use the smite, right? Okay, ready? This is going to be massive dam right here. Okay, massive dam right here. Yes. Luck of the far realms. 36 damage. 4 damage. 6 damage. 50 damage. 40s. I did 96 damage in one hit. Hellfire hand crossbow. Another infernal medal. Tools of the shred. Karloch is inspired. That was insane. Dude, that was a disgusting amount of damage. Misty stab. Give him a big thunder wave. Tecton! Tecton! Nice. So wait, these aren't real, right? Because these are like, they're like a colored light around them. That's the only real one. Healing word. Big AoE heal. Solid massive huge AoE heal, actually. You want to get technical? Yo, look at all that. What? Karloch used main hand attack on hoarding Maragon. Karloch received condition 10. Oh! Oh! 16 damage. 2 damage from the ring. 10 to chronic damage. Sneak attack. It rolls another 2d6 because it crit. But then also the sneak attack got another 10 lifestealing. And then the offhand hit for 10-2. So 6 to 18, 28, 28, 38, 46, 46, 56, 58 damage. Wow! Oh my gosh, cone of cold. Dimension door. Ice storm. Wait, these guys are dropping massive, massive loot. Whatever, I'm just going to fireball this. This is the default. I'm just going to fireball. Chat, when in doubt, what do you do? You just fireball. Wait, is this even going to hit him? Okay, well Gale just broke... Gale just broke his legs. So... That's not good. Gale's legs are broken. Only 11 damage. Is he strong to fire? Only 11 damage? Oh my gosh. Okay, 2 damage. 2 damage. I only need to do 2 damage. And we can kill them. 70% chance, please don't blow it. Thank god. Oh my gosh, that fight took so long. We did it, dude. We did it. Wow, dude, that was a crazy fight. Let's see. Orthon's bed. Pilot dead bodies. The inner sanctum. Okay. Dude, this part of it... This mausoleum has been so long. You're almost halfway. Are you kidding me? It's midnight. That was the last orb. That was the last orb. Item? To insert the orbs? Successfully inserted. Dude, we already put it in. Dude, my character... Dude, my paladin? No awareness. I think something's supposed to go in there. It's already in there, dude. What are these trials, Shadowheart? Dude, it's Trevor Madden. Dude, I think what's gonna happen... Dude, I think I know what's gonna happen. Are you sure this is what you want? She'll bless me with power. Power we can use to take on the absolute and rid ourselves of these parasites once and for all. Let's explore. Dude, I think Shadowheart's gonna be a dark justice here. This must lead to the next part of Charles Gauntlet. Ancient altar. Okay, here's the other three orbs. Wait, where's the other orb? Who has the other orb? Oh my gosh. It's like, wow, all over again. Did you pick up the orb? What? Oh, it's called a gem. Oh my... think... Oh my goodness, dude. I thought... Oh my gosh, I thought it was called umbral orb. Dude, I thought that was gonna be a nightmare, man. What is this? What does this lover do? Uh, guys? This is hypers! I think we need a long rest, Chad. Dude, I've been resting too much and I'm running out of supplies. Look at this. This is it, dude. This is the last part of the mausoleum, I think. Shroud yourself from the blackest night. Shroud. Wait! That was the same thing it said earlier. When we were in that other trial, it said the same thing. The Shadowfell entrance. Chad, I can't read. Be nice to me. Okay, let's go inside. This is probably the last step. I need to pray. Pray? Only by Lady Charles Grace did we even make it this far. Wisdom. Use the power of the parasite. Feel inside Shadowheart's mind. Sixteen! Come on! I have minus one wisdom, plus one forbidden knowledge. And then I have guidance from Shadowheart. So is she casting guidance on me or mine? Dude, why? Okay, we have inspiration. Roll again. Okay, I need three or higher. Oh, my God. What? Why, man? Why, why, why? Oh, shot! Man, two! Dude, this could have all been avoided if I just rolled up four on the guidance on that second one. Ah. My final inspiration. Please, please, please don't roll a one. Please don't. Oh, my gosh! Dude, this guidance is horrible! Dude, I needed a two a three or four and it rolled a one. Dude, that is horrible. Let's just see what happens. Shadowheart disapproves. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. I'll reload, I just want to play this out. But I'll reload, I'll reload. You guys want me to reload, I'll reload. I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. Whatever you think you're going to do in there, forget it. Stand in my way. Draw your weapon. Okay, hold on. I'm reloading, okay? Attack. Dude, there is a world where you lose her. You can actually play the dialogue. Wait a second, can I? Can I do this? Tectone! Tectone! Oh, I can't knock her into that. Oh, my ass, dude. Dude, she's impossible to hit. Counterspell. Hey, send, wait, she just used one of my potions. Wait, she, wait, she stole my inventory. Why do this if you're going to reload anyway? Because I want to know what happens. It's cool to know what happens, you know. Oh, my gosh, look at that. Speak with the dead. Corpse is too damaged. Oh, we burnt her to a crisp. Nobody says anything about losing her? Okay, let's reload, let's reload. Easy. Easy. Okay, I'm going to hide chat again. Wait, what? Wait, oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh, she told her. She told him. Oh, my gosh, you bitch. It wasn't me. I deserve to know what I'm getting myself into. One life. Not that it matters, but her reward aligns with your own interests. One life is too high a price. Please, how many breathe their last just so we could make it this far? Trust me. This will help us. Wait, yeah, that's true. Why would I say that when we just killed like thousands of people? Alright, fine, let's move on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Do I have to break my oath for this? I said if I accidentally break my oath going forward at this point I was going to save scum because I could not afford, I think it's 10,000 gold for another oath break. I literally cannot afford that. There's no way I will ever be able to afford that. So, Mike, I'm safe scumming. However, what do I do if I want to do this thing that requires me to oath break and then I have to pay for it? Forget it, we're not going to sacrifice a life to Char. Stand in my way. Draw your weapon. Alright, fine, let's move on. Just remember what I said. Let me do what I need to.