 So yeah, don't leave babies alone with potato peelers, less than a moment. Welcome to Marty and Michael episode number four, skin? Yeah, 44 all up, but yeah, number four for season two. Four for season two, all right? My god, this year is going so quickly. And yeah, it's been, it's been a bit of a stress. It's been a bit stressy today. So much shit going on. And you'll understand why next Monday by the time, by the time you, this podcast comes out next Monday, there will also be a video out next Monday. That's all I'm going to say. Okay, but then you'll see why it's been, it's been, it's a stressful time at the moment. We got a lot going on plus pretty sure I've got like the flu or the coronavirus or something. It's been weird fevers and like fatigue and coffin and oh man, it's just been fucked. It always happens at the worst times on this day. In 2001, an 11 year old Michael finally stopped a breastfeeding from his mother. Oh, there you go. Wow. What was 11 on this day? There you go. Fuck, I wish I was still there. On this day in 1902, emu necks were used as the first skipping ropes ever in Australia. Imagine doing that with a live one, one that had one that was way too big. Well, I think they chop the head off and chop the body off and then just use the necks as ropes. Wow, that's fucking ingenious. Yeah, very, very inventive. On this day in 1953, the first breast enlargement surgery happened and the surgeons used turtle shells as the implants. Oh man, they would suck to grab. I don't know. You could shatter them if you hit them hard enough. You could punch hard. You could punch really hard. It's like, it'd be internal bleeding. You fuck them up and your knuckles. If I was a girl, I'd sort of want maybe something hard like that because fake boobs don't feel that real anyway. And then if you get turtle shells, it's like, it's protection. You have a shield on your chest. Speaking of tits with fake chicks. I've started watching married at first sight. Yeah. What's the one I hate? What's the name? The man? Not the woman? Hailey. Hailey. Fucking psycho bitch. And her tits are fucked. Have you seen them? Yeah. They're like out here. And they're fake ones. She got it professionally done. She paid money for these fucking tumors, benign tumors, and they look fucked. And her personality is even worse. Yeah, she's a bit of a... Dude, I realize what you mean about this show. It's so good. It's easy cringe watching. Connie's starting to shit me too for being a clingy little fucking parasite that's got no friends. Yeah, married at first sight. It's good shit. Yeah, get into it. The Australian season seven. And people are like, oh, you watch that trash and they go, shut up. Okay, it's reality TV. It's entertaining. Oh, it is. I can see that side of their argument, but yeah. Yeah, it's not, it's not, you're not learning, but it's just if you look, it's the human reaction is very, very entertaining. You throw a human in a really unique scenario. You can't look away. It's like watching a car crash. You just can't look away. If you're walking down the street and you see two people having a fucking huge domestic argument, everyone would like to stop and watch. Everyone would and everyone does. A lot of people look over reality TV and it's just like a TV show where people are just fucking arguing. That's why it's so entertaining. Don't tell me it's not entertaining. It is. And fuck you, Hailey and Connie. But speaking of Married at First Sight, guess you got asked to go on Married at First Sight a couple seasons ago. Yeah, I did. The producers emailed me and said, hey, we're from a TV show in Australia. Can you call us? And then I called and it turns out it was Matt, the maths producers. This was like the end of 2018 though. So it was a while ago. We had only just sort of really started filming. Our page was only like 300k and it was eight weeks. I would have had to go on film and you get an allowance of 800 bucks a week. But I ended up just turning it down because you don't want to get pigeonholed as like a maths person. You can't ever get away from that. And then you're just known as the, you know, as the maths person. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, so to speak. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, man, I would have watched it though. I would have fucking loved to have seen you on that show, dude. You would have made you out to look like an actual psychopath. Yeah, I would have just barely spoken. I reckon at the wedding I envisioned like it's at the beach and during the ceremony you just turn around and start walking off into the water, but never come out. And I would have just like shave my head except for two spiked-up bits of hair and just had wild, crazy eyes and yeah. And just, I would have stained my teeth really dark yellow and just try to be and just grow my fingernails and my toenails. You would try to be me. Yeah, I just want to look really, really sickening. Fuck! I wish I saw that. Big brother. Is that coming about still? Yeah, apparently. I don't know. Yeah, maybe we shouldn't do that show either. Probably get pigeonholed. Next segment or first segment really this week has been renamed to the I love the ending. Basically we're just answering questions that you guys have sent in by Instagram. God, I really tested my voice, Matt. I really tested my voice. Don't do that again. Ever since the coronavirus, man. Wow. All right, by the way, for this episode this week, we've cut science experiment and we're adding a new segment. See how it goes. See how you like it. Don't forget to let us know in the comments which one you like the most. And also this podcast is sponsored by our website, the University of Markle. So go and register and you get unseen content, hours and hours of unseen content for five US dollars a month, two brand new videos a week. That is what's funding all of this. All right, www.universityofmarkle.com. I'm pretty sure that's it. Yeah, but Michael's with EAL, not A-E-L. The link is in our Instagram, in the top, in the, in our bio as well. And we could probably put it in fucking this YouTube. Yeah, you know what? We will. We will. If we don't forget. On to the questions. All right, first questions from Wogboy1206. Bitch. What's ringworms? So I think he's asking why we always use the word ringworm. Great question. It's a substitute word that we invented when we were like teenagers. We'd be like, we'd, you know, when you're like trying to tell someone something and you forget the word and you're like, oh, you know, the fucking, you know, the ringworm, the ringworm and that sort of, that's the substitute word that we used for everything. And then people would, would understand. People would understand what we meant. You know what I mean? So like all our friends, friends of friends sort of understood, we'd start saying it and then everyone caught on to it. So we'd be just half of our fucking vocabulary was ringworm this, ringworm that, but we would understand what we were trying to say by replacing it with ringworm. Plus we were infested with ringworms like the actual skin disease. And it's a beautiful word. It sounds nice. Yeah, it is. Makes me giggle. Yeah. Those two words, those two words separately are good, but you put them together and it's like, that's a good, good word. It's a hands lay on our personal Instagrams. It's ringworm, Marty and ringworm, Michael ring, like asshole and worm, like a gross parasite. Put them together, asshole, parasite. Yeah. And that's us. Asshole, parasite is like the scientific technical name of a ringworm. It's yeah, it's fucking, it's the best word ever. Get it tattooed on your kids. It's art. All right. Next question is from J underscore Dan 34. Why aren't you guys the best yet? And is Marty and Marty is Carl still in your dream? We're getting back to the best slowly, but surely. Okay. This, I don't know if we're going to get any closer to being the best today this week, but it takes time, but it takes time to get back up to the best. Like this is only our fourth episode back. It takes a bit of practice, usually some drugs and alcohol help. And we're trying to stop that during the week. Yeah. So we're going to film on a Sunday again in two weeks and we'll get, we'll try and pump out like three podcasts and we'll get a bit sloped. Yeah, sloppy, sloped. So hopefully we'll be back to the best. And Carl is still in my dreams. He's always in my dreams. I see him when I'm awake. I see him when I'm sleeping. I see him when I'm, he's everywhere. He's in the, he's constantly in my peripheral vision, walking closer and then I look over and he's gone. It could be schizophrenia, I'm not sure. Next question. All right. This one is from Lachlan Filmer, our mate. He's asked for ringworm Michael. See, he uses my fucking personal tag. He knows Lachlan understands ringworm. How painful was it to step on those thumb tags as soon as you woke up? So this is from an old video, I guess, from maybe when you woke me up. Yeah. And like the worst way is to wake up. Yeah, it sucks. It's like, if you ever put a staple into your body. Well, surely everyone can relate to that. It's like a, it's like a needle, a little needle. I reckon their thumb takes a far worse than staples. Especially on your foot because the pressure of standing on it goes all the way in. Also, your feet are so sensitive. Like there's so many nerve endings and shit in the feet. So that would have really hurt. So I did a good job. Yeah, yeah. No, yeah, definitely, definitely not fun. Lachlan. What do you reckon out of 10 like at eight? I'd say eight originally, but then after you pull them out and you sort of slap your foot a bit, it's back to like a five. All right, this one's from Juan Pivaz. And he's asked, why does Michael shout funny? Yeah, why do you? I don't know. Is this how I yell? Can I have a yell for us? Yeah, that is funny. It's just like static. It sounds like to me my, my brain rumbles in my head when I do it. Ah, you know, you know, he was just grindy. Matt, can you do high pitch screams? Matthew from wholesome. Okay. That was you. You've just made so many people's knees bleed. Can you do that? I'm not going to try. I'm sick. I think I have to pull in to do that. Yeah. Smoking's made it harder, but I can't scream out woods high pitch. That's tricky. That's tricky. We're being trick. Oh yeah. All right. Next one's from Trani Cools underscore 87. What has been your favorite insult you have ever given to someone? Oh, man. Michael, you've, you've really appreciated some of the insults you've given to people. I've broken. Yeah. I've seen Michael really hurt some feelings. For good reason. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I'm good with words. Fuck, best insult. Oh, man. So hard to think of one. There's been so many. There's been so many good calls over the years. I remember that we've had like arguments with some lads at a bar once and one guy didn't like us kissing or something shit like that. And he had a, and sorry for anyone who does have a lazy eye. Yeah. He had a lazy eye and I just said, no matter how much we kiss, it's never going to fix your lazy eye. And he, yeah, he snapped. What a terribly confusing story for everyone at home to hear. Oh, yeah. Yeah, true. Just always look at their face and try and hack into what you think they're self-conscious about and that will make them snap. Yeah. And insulting someone's physical appearance or sort of searching with words to try and find what they're insecure about. Yeah. That's usually pretty devastating. If someone is a bit overweight or if someone has like a receding hairline or a big nose or something like that, you can sort of pinpoint that because a physical appearance feature is something you can't really change. Do you know what I mean? And don't do this unless they're fucking assholes. And a lot of the people we've come about have been, yeah, a very unappreciative of what we do. And then, yeah, the next minute we're in a fight. But yeah, peace and love. All right. Next one is from Delaney Hale. Strange. That's hard. Hard to read and pronounce. And she has asked, how does it feel to get hurt so many times now? It's getting old. I'm going to be real with you guys. It's getting old. If you don't do it for a while, it's like anything, like ripping a tonal off right now sounds a bit scary. Plus, it takes longer to recover now. It used to be three years ago. It'd be okay to walk around with a few bruises and shit, but now, yeah, I'm sore and stiff. It's getting harder to recover. And yeah, it's just like... Yeah. Massages help, too. Yeah. Massages do help. But now we're trying to do gym heaps. It's like your body's, yeah, it's taken its toll and you always soar. And you're constantly having to... It's more the psychological thing. If we're doing something new that we haven't done to ourselves before. Scary. All the potential consequences run through your head. And it's more of a psychological pain until it's done. And then after you're like, oh, it wasn't so bad. And then the next time around, it's fine. So if it's something that we've done, it's okay. But if it's a new thing, then yeah, there's always a little bit of fear. Yeah. Like the pineapple, I'd never been hit with that. That was frightening. But it was okay in the end. Everything always works out. Next question. Locky underscore bubbles has asked, if you had to stick a cactus up your arse or urethra, which would you choose and why? Arse? Easily. Arsehole is much bigger. It can be stretched to a far larger diameter. And while urethra is maybe like a millimeter arsehole, I reckon I could stretch it to like, what's that, 10 centimeters? 10 centimeters round. I reckon I could squeeze a cactus in. So there's room between the sides of my intestines. Yeah, but then as soon as you let go of pulling it out, it would snap forward. Yeah. And then to pull it out, I'll just part my cheeks again and then just pull it out. So you'd part it so wide again that the spikes would stay in. Will the spikes go in? Would they come in straight? So you wouldn't, if you pushed it in, they wouldn't snap off. And then I'd pull back out and then remove it. Done. No worries. I'll do that tomorrow. Yeah, I'd do the arse too. I couldn't. Yeah. Cactus up your dickhole would be very difficult. That's a very easy question. It's a great website video. Speaking of website, go and register. Link in the description. Yeah. Sorry. This is the last question from NathanLan. And he's asked, if you could spit shit like literally shoot poo from your mouth, who would be the top five targets? Judge Judy. That's about it. Judge Judy. Fucking, what's her name? Connie from Married at First Sight. Oh, you're never going to be happy. She would be devastated if you spat shit in her face. And what's the other one I had? You can see they're really having a really detrimental effect on her life. Oh yeah. She fucking, you've already seen your timbers and yeah, anyway. Timbers is a cross between timid and tremors. Yeah, yeah. A timid tremor. Yeah, a timid tremor. And the other girl, whatever the bolt-ons that look like egg shells. Hailey. No, sorry, tortoise shells. Hailey. Yeah, her. Yeah, so there's three for me. Just Judge Judy. I would just really concentrate on Judge Judy. I don't need five targets. I just need one primary target. And I'd just, I'd hound her. If I could spit shit, I'd get close. Fuck, it's such, it's even worse than throwing actual shit. If it comes out of your mouth, you're spitting and shitting. It's quite a superpower because no one would fucking come near you. People wouldn't, like people wouldn't even attack you because if they came near you could just spit shit at them. Yeah. Well, yeah. Unless they wore goggles on a face mask and then you're fucked. Yeah, but no one wants any shit on them ever, except for me. Yeah, Michael's going to do a video for the website Michael's Beauty Routine, where he's going to do a dog shit face mask. And I want to think of other things, put in the comments, like other fucking six things. Like a detox drink. Like I'm thinking like a glass of piss with some ice in it and maybe some mint. No, I wanted to do it more like fuck. Like, so the camera is on my face, like the chick still on, you know, Instagram and YouTube. And then you go through all the products and it goes from no makeup to heaps of makeup. Oh yeah. Cake face. Yeah, we could, instead of makeup, we could use things that you use like dirt as foundation. Yeah. Then like Bosley's shit make like some, we got to try and incorporate piss in there, but what maybe piss, I don't know. We can put like to, to like make your hair easier to style. We could put olive oil in it. Yeah. Yep. And then what's something for your lips? It's a lipstick you don't use normally, but then what's like something you could replace it with dead worms, dead worms and sort of smoosh them into a little ball and then you could put that all over your mouth. What about like beef mints? Is that gross? Yeah. Okay. Well, yeah, I didn't see that video would be easy for me. But that's the sort of shit you're going to get on the website. Because if we posted that to social media, guess what? Guess what? Cops. Cops are at our house now and it's your fault. All right. Moving on to the next segment. It's been renamed. And basically there's a segment where it's the PO unboxing. So you fucking dog sent a shit in our PO box and we fucking open this shit right here live, right here live on set. The first one is a letter, a letter from Wisconsin dust storm. It says on the back. Let's have a read of this dog. Okay. Oh, the United States of America $1 million. Fucking hell. This is real. This is real. It actually is fucking real. Holy shit. I don't even realize I had a million dollars. Someone's just sent us a million dollars. Thank you. Holy shit. It must be like super rich. It doesn't say their name on it. It just says M&M in Wisconsin dust storm. All right. This person has written a little note and it says, as scientists, you two are scholars as pranksters, you two are trolls. But we wish you the best as you continue your quest towards making $1 million. Oh, I want to kiss him. That's beautiful. That's going right there. It's going right there in front of the cock. This is going around Jesus. We'll take that to the bank. Let's go straight to the bank tomorrow. In between Jesus and Buddha. All right, right here. Urban Dictionary has a comment about the Wisconsin dust storm. They say it is the act of putting nest quick powder on your asshole and fighting into your significant other's face while they go down on you. That sounds like it would probably be delicious. Wisconsin dust. Oh, they'd be like this little nice sugary taste, the chocolate, and then it would just be this shit smelling fucking terrible scent. Oh, let's try that. All right. I'll call my girlfriend and tell her to pick up some nest quick on the way home. I'll do Milo and we'll see which one's better. All right. Here we have more adult nappies. Thanks, guys. When's the last time you pissed yourself? Isn't that for like the $1 million? Oh, yeah. Well, you said we're doing like a $1 million photo shoot and I'm going to dress up as a baby. Yeah, yeah. We're having a photo shoot tomorrow actually where Michael's dressing as a baby so they'll come fucking right in handy, brother. Fuck you, bro. Thank you for the adult nappies. That's lovely. All right. This parcel is from Matilde Malave from Miami, Florida. She spent $23.50 on posting that. Matilda, you are a fucking legend. Thank you. And all the way from Florida, America. Isn't that crazy? The people all over the world are listening to us talk fucking absolute nonsense in your lounge room every week for as cheap as chips. All right, let's see what we got here. Oh, someone has sent us their hair. Oh, yes. We did say that we would consume everything sent to us. I'll have a strand. Smells like hair. Smells like Matilda. All right. She's also written a little note here. What I love about you today. So it's this. I don't know if you guys can see it. If you're listening on Spotify, suck shit. I can't really explain this, but it's just and it's like a paper with all this. It's like you're filling the blanks, basically. So the first one says, I'm kind of in love with your lovely hair, Michael. Oh, look at the hair in my mouth. Michael is now eating your fucking hair Matilda. I bet you weren't expecting that. No, I will consume this lolly. I'll eat the lolly. You eat that. And that way we're even. This may not be like a comsical or something. Suck more comsical. Oh, it's heavy. Oh, regret it. I fucking regret it. Hint of cum. Oh, like the aftertaste says that. Is it a weed oil? No, they don't have weed lolly. They don't have that in Florida. Anyway, let me get through this. I'd love to make you smile. You made me laugh today when you poured coffee on Michael. I loved your advice on how to stay hydrated. I couldn't have died laughing today without you. Today I loved a butt dart video because of you. The world is exciting. I love how you make me feel every day feel extremely amused. I'd love to prank you tomorrow. Today you get the award for comic relief. Okay. Thank you very much, Matilda. You look lovely. That's a fucking little questionnaire. Well thought out little bloody bit here. Oh, she's got a magnet that's fucking broken in the mail. Michael. Sorry. Australia Post. Get fucked. And look, she's also sent in some black nail polish. Oh, yes. And I put some on the other day. My girlfriend did it for me. You read our fucking minds, Matilda. As promised, we will try and consume everything that you guys. Yeah, it's hard to swallow, but it's all in my teeth now. I've got like, yeah, flossed. You don't want to try this? No, I don't like licking shit that other people have licked. Um, yeah, I don't know what flavor this is, but come you reckon come frozen come. Have you licked the bottom? No. That's how Michael gives head with a hand movement next to it. Yeah, yeah. Fuck this cough. And we got one more thing here. Oh, yeah. What have we got here? I couldn't read. So I can't write. Light up balloons, balloons. Let's just see what they are. Oh fuck. This changes everything. This one's a bit fucked, but Michael's looks pretty. Well, you don't even need lights anymore. How come? Oh, it must be a little fucking light in there. Mine's shit, but that this is so pretty for those listening who can't see what's going on. It's like a balloon that's like painted or whack crazy colors. And you pull this tab out and start blowing it up. And it's like lit up from it. It's like a light on the inside. So it's just simply stunning. It's just beautiful. So thank you. Thank you again Matilda. We'll keep this one for a rainy day. Look, we got a new segment we're going to try. It has been named. And it's a segment, a new segment where did you shit? No. Okay. Maybe. Well, we're going to just DM celebrities on Instagram. And then next week, we're going to see if they've either seen or applied. Let's go to Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill. Pretty sure we messaged him before when we were stoned as far as we have. All right. This is the previous DM we've sent him. Dude, I just told Seth Rogen that I've killed 12 squirrels and I'm worried he's going to tell the ambulance. Can you tell him to fucking fuck off? It's pretty shit, isn't it? That was hilarious to us when we were high. Yeah. Because there was like a whole link up between the whole group. Yeah. So all those boys that did the movies like this is the end, that we messaged a whole bunch of them. James Franco, everyone, try to see if it would all link up and they might recognize. Let's just do some random other ones. Let's find them hard. Who's like a celebrity, but like not that famous. Who's that guy on the today or the morning show? Carl. Carl Stefanovic. Yeah. He's not that famous. Okay. Good idea. Yeah. All right. We're going to meet Carl Stefanovic. He's, for those of you not from Australia, he's a like a morning show TV host. He's pretty famous in Australia. All right. What should we say to him? Hey, mate. Just me here. Are we still on? For Friday morning. For Friday morning drinks. Bring some mints. No, it's too shit. Okay. And then we'll finish with that. All right. So to Carl Stefanovic, and by the way, once we're verified on Instagram, it's this segment will become a whole lot cooler because it's a lot easier for verified people to see messages from other verified people, but we're not verified yet. So the likelihood of reply is still quite low, but hey, you know what? We're having a good time and that's the main thing. Isn't that right? Yeah. Yeah. It's imagination coming out. Control it. Control it. All right. So hey, mate, just me here. Are we still on for Friday morning drinks? Bring some mints. No, it's too shit. Yeah. Fuck it. Go with that. Bosley. All right. Next celebrity. Chris Hemsworth. Mate, that four movie is so fucking staged. Oh, as if any of that actually happened. All right. So I've said to Chris Hemsworth, mate, that four movie is so fucking staged as if any of that actually happened. All right. And one more. Steve, let's write something nice to Steve. Can you let me up? Okay. Can you let me up to Steve? That's all we've sent to Steve. He'll get back to us. He's going to think we're downstairs. Fucking practice. All right. So that is that segment. Let us know in the comments what you think. It's going to be shit until they start applying, but guarantee that segment is going to pick up steam over the next few months. And then I predict in six months time that segment is going to be a big hit with the teenagers. Well, once you get verified, it will work every week really. Hell yeah, my brother. Stick it to the man. All right. Last segment. Let me just find the prank. Okay, people, when you send us prank ideas, remember, you have to send us their name and like a backstory or something that we can fuck with them with. Like, so if they dislike something, tell us if they like something, if they've just recently done something, booked something to tell us something that they've done in their life so that we can then go and fuck with them. Okay. All right. So Jordan Riley has written in and said, this is my mom's number. She literally hates people calling her. So I'm thinking this would be a hilarious reaction. She has a daughter, me, Jordan, a son named Nat and a dog named Massive. How about I'll pretend to be the RSPCA and we'll have had reports that her dog's been getting abused. Hello. Hello, my name is Rebecca. I'm calling from the City Council. We've just had a few reports from neighbours in your area about a dog being abused and a sort of some mistreatment of some of a dog living at your address. Do you, are you aware of anything happening there? I have a little dog, a little Chua across Jack Russell and I'll be honest with you, mate. I went from a queen size bed to a king size bed. That's about the most abuse that dog's ever heard. Yeah, right. So Chua across Jack Russell, yeah, that's what the reports have said as well. That's the only dog I have here and it's never been even smacked in its life. Well, the reports from the neighbours are pretty quite detailed and they do mention a Chua across Jack Russell and they mentioned that there was some pretty extreme yelping and some... Hello, are you there? Yeah, can you... Sorry, sorry. My daughter just trolled me, was that it? Yeah, no worries. So we've had some pretty detailed reports from your neighbours about a Chua across Jack Russell being abused and lots of yelping coming from the premises and also lots of yelling from the adults there. So we sort of have to investigate these sort of claims and sort of pass it on to the RSPCA. I might yell and scream to come inside but the dog has never been hurt in any way, not even in the slightest. What about your children? Your neighbours have also mentioned that there are some children there and they sort of... The children are up at all hours of the morning and there's usually... The children scream coincides with the dog yelping as well. Yelp ever, number one. And this has got to be from a different... It's got to be a different address and number two... How did you get this number? Because this number isn't actually put through the council. This is my father's home. Look, is there any reason why you think that the neighbours might be reporting this sort of stuff? Because it's just protocol now that we have to investigate and we will actually be sending a member of RSPCA over to your address just to inspect the dog. Is there any... Do you have any... Is there any issues with your neighbours or anything? And you're sure that you're sure that your children don't... When you're out of the house maybe they might throw the dog around. Because it says here quite clearly that the two kids were seen in the front yard football passing the Chihuahua back and forth about five days ago. I used to be a whole long way between your old little girl and my son is 19 and barely leaves the house. And I'd like you on that... From the animal control department. So again just protocol here. So we're just letting you know that are you at home tomorrow at all? Right, well we've got someone from the RSPCA booked in to come around at... I can make it after 12 if you're like three is three... Sorry we're not allowed to pass any information on but I can tell you that it is more than one person so yeah it's when it's more than one person... A part of the house it sleeps in my bed with me and the only time it ever gets yelled at is through fear. Like if it runs out of the house and goes to the road I scream at it to stop it from going anywhere. Okay so you do scream at it anyway. Right so you do scream at the dog then. Rebecca you just said that you screamed at it. You just said it. My name is Marty. Animal control slash... It's called the Stephen Hawking department now. My superior is called Michael. Would you like me to put him on? Not Michael. So my name is Martin. My superior is called Michael. Oh well he's just having a shit at the moment. He should be back in about five minutes. He's just gone to run off to the bathroom. Look Rebecca I'm gonna level with you. Yes. This is a prank call. He's fucking kidding me mate. One of your... This is for the Marty and Michael podcast. One of your... Oh my god all of them are fucking losing me. I'm telling you this is absolutely ridiculous. I drew that dog up in clothes. I'm not even my fucking dog. One of your kids has said in your number and mentioned that you have a dog so we just thought we'd we'd roll you up a bit. Oh my god that was so good. Oh that was very good. Oh we should have let you up. Oh that was very good. Very good. Oh Rebecca well thank you very much for playing along. Sorry to get your heart rate up. How bad. Have a good day. Thank you kids for us. Bye. She was such a good sport about it. I was like once I heard solicitor I was like shit we're gonna get in trouble. Oh man these are gonna be fulfilling these prank calls. If we get a little bit more organized we can get these prank calls. We can start making them fucking awesome. Yeah wow this is way better than Domino's. Yeah that was good. All right guys so keep sending in your prank calls all right send them in but don't forget to write a bit of a description about something that person dislikes. Addresses. Yeah names your name the person submitting it and just a few more details okay a bit more detail. Don't just send us a number and say oh this person hates being called because then you know there's nothing to really go with it. Anyway guys that's the end of episode number four thanks for listening and don't forget the website jump on there register link in the description and we'll fucking get it done so it is upstairs west. We're still the best. We're still the best. No we're getting we're getting better. I don't know where we're all right. We're top loaks. We're top loaks. We're top loaks. We're top loaks. Nah. Nah. Fuck it.