 Hey guys, I'm Ben from So Is It Any Good, and this week I'm talking about Pirate of the Caribbean, Dead Men Tell No Tales. Arrgh! That was my pirate voice. So this is of course the continuation of the Disney franchise, which peaked with the first installment, showed signs of life with films two and three, and completely flat-nined in the last film on Stranger Tides. I can happily report that some of the magic of those early films is back in this one, and it's probably the best installment since the second film, Dead Men's Chest. I have heard stories of a mighty Spanish captain whose son didn't kill thousands of men. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Pirates! It may as well be called Pirates the Next Generation, because one of the characters in this is actually Henry Turner, who is the son of Orlando Bloom's character in the first few films. In a bid to break the lifelong curse on his poor dad, Henry sets out on a quest to find the Trident of Poseidon, enlisting the help of another young upstart, Carina, and an unscrupulous character named Captain Jack Sparrow. You're probably familiar with. I once knew a Spaniard named something in Spanish. He's coming for you, Jack. Where is your ship? Your crew? Your pants? Jack! There's a lot more to the plot that I won't spoil here, but elsewhere you've got Javier Bardem's Batty, and Geoffrey Rush's back as Barbosa. So, things I liked about this film. The dialogue. There's some great throwaway lines in this movie. Some of them are actually pretty dirty for a PG-13 film, but they'll sail over children's heads. I saw her ankles. You'd have seen a lot more if you kept your cake holes shut. Also, while the young cast is pretty forgettable, it's actually great seeing Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush sparring once again on screen. Stuff I didn't like about this film. It's a CGI. It's kind of fake in places, and this is a problem in big budget movies these days. The ghost pirates in this movie aren't really that much of an improvement over the ones we saw in the first film, which is 14 years ago now. Also, five films in, this is all feeling pretty familiar now, and I'm thinking perhaps it's time we sent this series to Davy Jones' locker. Obviously, Disney don't think so, because if you stick around to the end credits, there's a stinger here that sets up, guess what? Pirate 6. Pirate's life. Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Men Tell No Tales, just scrapes through with a yes from me. And you can check it out in cinemas absolutely everywhere today. Ah, one other thing. If you're thinking of seeing this film in 3D, don't bother. Spend your money on M&Ms instead.