 And you tell. And male-female doesn't matter, I could put it. Where do I be? Where do I be? If I go south, I end up by the staggers, I'm assuming. The dynonicus or dynastuchus, whatever they're called. Center. This is the long-running lake with mo dynon. You know what I mean. Oh, crocs! Go here. A long-winding lake with naut. Or if I go southeast. Which is basically probably hotspot for uterus. So here, let's go there. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Oh! It just fades in like that! Oh! Oh, you have night vision? Oh, I don't have night vision. Okay. What is with all this stuff? I've got the bottom right. What is the three dot things? Why does it look like plague? Like a death guard or something. I have no idea where I am. This is cool, though. I like it. Wee! I know a safe place to go. Oh, hello. Hello? What percent am I? I am... Oh, god. No preferred food. Wait, we have preferred food? Whoa! I am on. It doesn't even tell me. No, what? 1.4. I know they're not even talking to me. Hello? Where be? What? What? Whoa! They got piggies? Can I attack piggy? Piggy killed me! No! Killed by piggy. Stupid pig! I'm alive over here now. I can't wait to get killed by a pig again. Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Isle of Rima. Rima! Apparently. What a stupid name. Oh! Hello? Whoa! Where are you? Hello? That's a raptor, right? Hello? Where are you? I heard you. It's like right in my ear because I've turned this up. He's made zero, zero. Umg. Adult cannibals here. Watch out. Wait. It sounds like a weird, like, bitcrushed fart. Uh-oh. Don't go to rock their cannibals. Is it up here? They're friendly up here? Well, I can't. I can't get up. Look, I am tiny. I don't know where rock is unless that's it. They're starving, so they're killing. Oh, I mean, look at this game. Look at the graphics on that. That's sexy. Unless it's that rock. Where are you? Oh, hello! That rock! Hiya! Did you hear that? There it is again. Whoa, what's that? I've got a thing. What do symbols do? Ooh, do symbols... One of them mean water? Oh, I have no idea what all this... Hold on. You the real beaver. Whoa. You can never tell. How'd you get on rock? Damn it! Whoa, I hear a little car now. Oh! Stuff! Stuff! On my radar! I must go! I must seek it. I don't know what these are. Oh, God. I'm just going to go towards it. I don't care. I know there they are. Is it over this way? I don't even know what the yellow symbol symbols mean. Uh-oh. That sounds like that was bad. Oh, no. I don't like this. I hear lots of stuff now. I'm just going to go towards these guys. Oh! Big car now! Cue. What does Cue do? Cue. Oh! I picked up scent track. Of Big Carnot! Oh, that's who I saw over there then I guess. I want to make friends with Big Carnot. Oh, this is cool. Now... So is that a different Carnot? It is! Is there two Carnots? Ooh. I want to know what this is though. The little splinter cell icon. Does that mean food? Jesus! I want to go to... Why is it moving again? Oh, there he is! Ooh, Carnot! I'm going to die anyway of starvation. Hello! Oh, that's not nice. Now I'm going to have to give him a run around. He tried to kill me! Never catch me! Well, I need food. But I got stamina for days! There's too many Carnots around here. I don't like it. I also don't like getting like 21 frames a second either. That's not good. Right, it's smell for food. I thought the system for sniffing out food was fine before. I don't get all these symbols. Goddammit, leave me alone! It's very busy this place. I'm kind of dying of starvation though. Well, I will be in a second. Ooh, is that Pteranodon? Maybe! Ooh! Ooh! Scent! Blood, blood, blood! QQ, can I Q it? I can Q. Oh, something's bleeding! Oh! Are you in the bush? Where'd you go? Oh, he must have been attacked by the... by the Carnot. They must have run off this way. Yeah, he did. I like I'm going backwards though. Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Oh no! We got red! That's bad! What's this? What's this? What's this? Pumpkins! No! Dammit! What if I want to be vegetarian? Can't I be a vegetarian raptor? Ugh! What? What percentage am I on? I can get to like 7% without dying. That's good! Jesus, if this was the Giga, oh god, I'd be on like 1% right now. I haven't played this in ages. There's little things! They're there, Utah's! I'm going to go say hello. Give me food. Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Carnot talk come running after us. Oh, he's chasing them. Oh, is that a little Carnot? Oh no, he's coming after me now. Ah, dammit! No! I just wanted frames! God's sake! Fine, I'm going to get revenge on that bloody whatcha call it, on that ball. Life number three! This one would be my favorite life. I want to find a ball, and I want to kill it. Look at the way I run, man. Oh! Oh, is that the dam? Oh, I know where I am, sort of. But I mean, this would be really good if I was a croc, or a herbivore that didn't need like food, you know, because I think this is where I was killed by the raptor pack. Exactly this spot by these, uh, in these trees. I'm pretty sure. I was like hiding in these, right? Yeah, 100% I was. I was being a stegal hiding in those trees. Right. If I follow that, then I hit the water. Woo! Oh, I could go up here, and be safe. Ho-ho-ho-ho! Ye-he! Wall! Dammit! My only nemesis. Wah! There! I've stamina for days, except for when it comes to this. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! I know, stop! This is it. Great boggy swamp! This is where all the stinkies live. Yes! In here. Stinky. Look at the way I walk. I say, Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum. I stro- I sort of lean back into it as well. Put my tail down. I like it. It's very good. It pleases me. I fully wonder I'd be big. Then again, I'm playing as Utah, so it could likely happen. I noticed it would be too bad and... over me. Oh, there we go. Finished! Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah! Where's these damn balls? Did I get lucky? Are they quite rare? Even rarer to be killed by one. That's content! That's what I'm gonna say. This is just like a dead area. I feel like it is. If I follow the swamp up... I'd have to go the other way though. And I'm almost dead. I'd definitely run into like crocodile territory. This is crocodile territory, really. Right. Marshland. Anything? Anything? It all looks the same. Can't I just eat little lizards? I'm starving here. I don't want to take down a full freaking carnitorious. This one's a little something. Oh, here comes the death. Death approaches from the left corner. I don't mind dying now. Like, this is fine. I'm still a baby. I haven't actually like... put too much... actually well-saying that. I've already spent half an hour in this game. God damn! Already? Half a freaking hour. That is nuts. I mean, what am I on? 8.3% New world record. Hold on. Yeah, there we go. You know... They should just have um... dead fish. Like, show up. That'd be way better. This game's given me plenty of time to try and find something to eat. But there just is nothing. Like, I get like killing people to progress, but this is ridiculous. You've got to be something AI have got to eat. Surely. Ah, death! Stop a die. I'm looking over here. Come on! Oh, for God's sake. I can't go anywhere without freaking dying. Let's go south then. Sod it. Let's go to the waterfall where everything is and wants to kill me. I live! Woo-hoo! Yes, this is where I was up before. And they were all at the rock. Those carnows are probably still here. I hear a bit... I hear a... a juvie, uh, Veloso. It's eating something. Something dead. Yes! Eat, eat. I almost had it. Yep. Yes! No, no arms! I don't know what that is. Is it dead Utah? No, it's a car now, I think. I'm going to fall off and die. Sweet! Oh, it's a good job I kept an eye out there. Okay, now we need to go fight it. That's my little bit of beef jerky. I don't know, I can't see. I don't know where he went though. Oh, he's right here. Did he just die? I don't know. Yee-hee-hee! Got him again! Oh, you want to be friends now? No friends for you. You've become my din-dins! Oh, God, he bit me! Okay, that was bad. Now I'm bleeding. Oh, no! Dammit, what did it take him? Like, one bite to kill me. Dammit, I hate this game! For God's sake, the one place I can freaking go towards and it's like, nah, you die straight away, nah, suck it. Tease me with food! I get like three or four bites off of it and it doesn't freaking die! I can hear them. I can hear some other raptors. Where are you? I'm friendly, Colin. I've got family! I'm trying to. Oh, hold two. Ah! I was just clicking. Woo, friends! Got Bravo, Trinity, Kashmir D.K. What's that one called? Oh, are things not going... Are they attacking the Crocs? Woo, this looks fun. There it is. They're not going to stay away. I'm not built for this. I'm built different. I like being part of a raptor pack. Yes, carry me! I'll supply support. Well, seeing as these guys aren't really chatting too much, I'm assuming that they're in discord. I wonder what kind of conversation they're having. Oh, you got one! And, oh, there he is. Oh, thanks, man. Oh, it's a croaky dial. Yum, yum. Wow, look at this rip into it. Yum, yum! Oh, I can't wait to grow all the way up to an adult and then be killed by a car now. This is going to be so much fun! Let's go! The silliest thing with me. Oh, bless him! I'm here! It's like, let me go, let me go! I want to play! Look at that sunrise! Sun is shining. I'm full of the never been in my life. It's a good day to be alive. This could be it, guys. This could be the life. Like, being a raptor is probably the best thing you could be in this game, right? Because you're powerful enough to take on some things. It's a team-building exercise. Oh, another Baba's! Hello, Baba number two. Look at that 20 frames a second. Isn't that beautiful? Oh, look! I've got like stats down here. 20%, 20%, and 20%. Ooh! If I go into character, a high night vision increased by 30%, growth rate increased by 120%, stamina regen, health regen. That's all because I've probably got this stuff. Ooh, I like it, I like it! Wait, are we going over that way? Yeah, we're going over that way. I need food! Geronimo! Woo! Oh, wait, no, it's quite shallow. Never mind. Wee! Oh, God! I'm drowning! Wait, none of us can eat it. Why can't I eat it? Yeah, nobody's being able to like, eat it. Yeah, it's not even picking up that, uh... Yeah. So sorry, little one. Well, seeing as everyone else is over, I'm going to go too! Woo! Did I die? Oh! Follies! Just as the conversation said, don't leave the little ones behind! Oh, God! Oh, for God's sake. I can't go center. Well, I'm here again. At least this time, I'll be able to see stuff. Damn, if one of those adults had seen me, then they would have easily been able to kill a croc. But, uh... Yeah, no dice. But somebody did try and help me, so I f-fed it, I f-fed it. I must cross! Woo! Crossing, crossing. Not like a croc's going to get me. I'm sure not. No. Oh, look! Things! Oh, these big raptors taking on a stego. Hey, guys! Hi. Let's hunt stego. Oh, is that something you're going to risk? I feel like one, one strike from that stego would kill a, kill a raptor. But it's so nice! Frames is bad, master. I joined proper big group. Wait! Is this? This is the same group as last time! Isn't it? Thilia? Oh! Hey, guys! I'm back! I mean, back off! Oh, they jumped on it! Oh, did it? Wait, is it, is it dying? Whoa! Whoa, look at that! Oh, my god! Oh, it's running! It's running to the water, I think. It's, it's, it's... I think it's trying to. Yeah, it's trying to get to the water. Oh! Oh! All those! Look at them go! Oh, god, careful. Thilia's still out! Thilia, no! You're the one that protected me. Oh, the other one's on. Oh! Why is that stego still alive? He's just sort of giving up at this point. Look at him. I don't want to do this no more. Oh, he's biting! He's got nibbles. Yeah, it's out of style so it can't swing its tail anymore. Oh, you hate to see it! You really do! Guess I'll just sit here and watch. I'm getting, getting hungry and hungry and hopefully they kill it. Although, I see the crocodile slowly making its way over. Oh, yeah, that, that croc is coming over. Hold on. I want to do my part and distract it! Is that a friendly roar? Is it dead? Did it die? Oh, it's dead! Yes! Yes! Okay, let's keep an eye on this croc. Oh, he's coming. Croc run. It's not that bad, is it? Oh, yeah, he's, he's... Oh, God, I'm getting out. I'm getting out. I've got like five frames a second. Oh! The croc's being attacked! Now, was it worth it, Mr. Croc? Is it... Oh, the croc and the babies are coming. I'll tell you what. What I'll do is I'll just get some food here. Oh, maybe not. No. Oh, God, there's another one! Oh, my God! There's so much going on here! Well, I got some food from it. Not bad. It's a shame because these dinos need a lot of food, right? So, oh, well done, guys. Oh, this is cool. I feel like a wildlife documentary. Here we see. Dynonicus, crudesting for stegosaurus gil. And a pack of raptors. Actually, not doing too bad. Taking on the big one. Who's fleeting quite profusely here. These raptors are really good, mine. Like, they jump on, pounce, then jump off, and because these crocs are so far away... Oh, he's giving up. Yeah, the other one's turned around. Oh! We killed the croc, but now they're eating it. Well, isn't that just nice? Oh, is this a bad idea for the crocs? The other one's dead. Oh, God, no! One was killed and swallowed whole. Attack the hurt carno. Which carno? I don't see no carno. In the bush at the end of the pond. Oh, yeah, it's here. Jesus! Did you get one? Oh, yes. He just got one. I just got to run away. I don't want to die. I just want to run. Run, run, run, run, run! Oh, I left. I left my group. Oh, food! I needs, I needs, I needs. What is that? Is that a carno? Why does it look... Oh, it's a ball. Ha-ha! Suck it. I'm eating bacon. This is for the last time you killed me. There it is. Go get it, my prettys. Oh, yes, look at the raptor pack go. Oh, he's running into... Oh, he's just killing himself. He's like, ah, you can't have me, but the crocodiles count. Unless the crocodiles aren't in the water. Oh, no, they're not. There they are. Oh, he's sitting a bit late in it. He's like, oh, I'm going to go and get him. He's in the water now. Look, as soon as you go in the water, he's going to get out. Yeah? Ha-ha-ha. Krog brain, stupid brain. Oh, they got him. He's out in the open. Oh, is he dead? Woo! Ha-ha! Oh, you know why I partook in that? I definitely did. Yeesh. Feast my prettys. Oh, I bet my growth is going to increase so much, too. So what does it say when I click character? Uh... Growth rate. Oh, okay. I just get certain perks. Right. Thirsty now. Right. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, no. I'm not being caught up by myself. It's not happening. Where is everyone? There's everybody. Hello! I want to join your group. Look, I'm getting bigger now. What size am I? What am I? 28%. Woo! So wait, does any of this help me in combat? So send, growth, night vision, stamina, I guess? Yes, stamina. I grow quicker now. I like this idea. I don't think they are with the first one to come up with it. But, uh, yeah. Getting stats and needs the dinosaurs, you know, need to complete is a good idea. Oh, there's...wait, another stekko? The hell? Just randomly appeared? What the hell? Oh, he's bleeding. So he's obviously being... Oh, no. Maybe he just spawned and was like, oh wait, this is bad. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. Raptors on one side, dinos on the other. And those dinos will be hungry, man. The dinos know how deadly this stekko is also. Maybe that's why they're not going for it. Oh, I'm not wasting my six plus hours of growth. Yeah! A baby. That was a stupid baby. Don't you do the same, okay? Good. Double kill. Oh, it killed another one. Ha ha ha ha! It's on its tail. Oh, it killed another one. Ha ha ha ha! Who was that? I didn't even know who that was. Oh, you're giving food to damn crocs now. Let me go hide in the bush. Oh, my audio hasn't messed up. It does look like something's going on with it. I guess we'll find out. Let's hide in the bush. No one will see us in here. And we're in. Okay. Do I have any clan members? Oh, I do. Sweet. I hear more carnos. Are we circling a carno? Oh, there's two carnos here. Ah. I guess we run. Yeah? I guess we do. Yeah, I'm just going to stay out here. That's all right. I'm just going to stay out here. I think this is the best idea. We stay out here. Just watch the names run about as we slowly go this way. See the carno behind ghostly. What's my growth on? It's not the best time to check. Okay, 46%. Oh, I do. I am just randomly binding. Like doing that. I don't know why that's happening. Hopefully the carnos died in the water. We can only hope. Yeah. Why am I doing that? I ain't clicking anything. Stop it. What? Oh, there's a carno. There's both of them. They're running over that way. I'm going to keep an eye on them. Make sure they don't turn towards me. I would help, but I don't think I'd be much help. Something wrong with my... Oh, hello. Hello, Desu. Could I join you? Oh, no, I didn't mean to. Sorry. No, I do it accidentally. I didn't mean to buy you. Sorry. I don't know whether I was because I ate a raptor. Maybe that's a characteristic of being a cannibal. And I just randomly like bite. Or if it's glitch. Hard to tell. That's how you know it's a good game. Don't know if it's glitch. Don't know if it's a feature. Wait. Can you tell if it looks safe to drink? Well, I'm going to give it a shot anyway. You're a big raptor. You're the better prize. Don't leave me. I never feel safe when I'm... Oh, God, there they are. Carno's coming. Yeah, here they come. Yeah, I think we need to move on to this point. Otherwise, it's just going to slowly pick us off. The carnos are super quick. Oh, look, more babs. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay. Okay, we killed one. There we go. We're going to stop biting now. I've unplugged my mouse and plugged it back in. Will it work? Who knows? That's it in the moonlight. Everybody. I thought I actually got something there. No, I didn't. Just go... You befriend. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. Run. Do we even take him on? I don't even think so. No, too. Oh, Jesus. They're stupid. God, they bugger off you guys. Smellies. They followed us. Of course they followed us. Well, they just moved up. Are people having drinkies? Jesus. That's bad. I was going to say, yeah, just go for him. He's buggered off. I just couldn't see how big he was to start with. Nah, he's not too big. Although he could easily... Oh, there he goes. Nah, there's no point. There's no point. I think he's got him. Oh, Jesus. You are unlucky. There you go. Go on then. See, I'm a good papa. Although there ain't much left on it. I will admit. There you go. Have it. And off the crocodile goes. Oh, cornos. Oh, God. Oh, God. I think I just ran past the corno. Yep, I did. Yep. There we go. We're going to have to. We're going to have to. He was like right behind me. Oh, yep. There he goes. There he goes. Well, so much for feeding the babies. Yeah, we need to move our also just going to stick with us. But yeah, what's my size now, actually? Oh, we're an adult. 82% boy. Yes. We're getting there. We are an adult now, but I don't even know what that happened. So many. Oh, this is cool, man. Like a bunch of like raptors running at the night, barking at each other. If you were like a prey item or herbivore or anything, even like a baby carnivore, sorry, a juvie carno, you'd be terrified of hearing this. Carnos. Where? Oh, yeah, I see him. Maybe I should have jumped on the rock. I don't know. And I just saw surrounding you guys. Just run off. Okay, he's up to me. Right. Okay, cool. We need him away for a bit. And then turn this way here. He's hiding in the tree. Yeah. Oh, no. That's my head. Oh, no. This is not good. Oh, no. Oh, it was only a matter of time. I died. I didn't even try to attack. I was like, no, I can get around this. Oh, God. Well, anyway, guys, that didn't even die with honor. Oh, I should have at least tried to pounce, I suppose. Maybe the other one would have just picked me off. Other than there was much I could do. Once I wrapped a leddum over here, I was like, oh, for God's sake. All right, guys, if you're trying to spend it, leave a like, and until next time, I'll see you cuties later. Bye-bye.