 Did you put a coaster under that butt? Yeah. Let me see, prove it. Oh, I put a coaster under that so you don't leave a butt mark. That's what coasters are for, right? Julie, stop! I don't know how many people tweeted this at me. A video by Jamie French, which for the record, let me say, there seems to be some drama in the comments about the original poster of this. So apparently the original artist of this named Anna Lingus in 2014. I will link her video as well as Jamie French's video and that Alexis Stone did it at some point. Credit is a very important thing on the internet, so just know I am trying my best to make sure that the original poster of this is credited. But please don't kill me, you can't try and my best. Anyways, you basically put a tiny face onto your nose, make a new nose, and then you have a tiny face. I feel like I've done a couple things like this. I did a side face one time and a bunch of speedy eyes that will open my face. I'm really not gifted in makeup that requires you to make something look like something else. But I'm gonna try my best because you guys tweeted at me now and stop to do this. And my only question for you is, do I look like I have anything better to do? Because I don't, let's get started. According to Jamie, I do need to extra pop out some highlights in here, but I'm just gonna go over my whole face with some foundations so that I look a little as dead. Here, do me a favor. Yeah. Get this wet and squeeze it a bunch of times. Don't squeeze it all over my pants. I'm sorry, I didn't know there was any moisture left in it. I'm also not good at art in general, but it's gonna be hard to draw a nose when I can't even draw one to begin with. Listen, okay, I came prepared. Like that? You choked me with that turtleneck. I might need to like, I could clip this back here so it stays tighter. So this is the mouth, you know what I'm saying? The cheeks will be like, sheer. What'd that tiny mouth do? Drill in? What? No. You should put a tiny little cigarette out of the mouth. Okay, you can tell I'm just not good at this already. Her lines are like so much cleaner and better looking than mine. I just did like a big, dark mass of contour. So off to a good start. Powder me up like one of your French pitches. I don't think that's what they said in Titanic, but. I'm pretty sure Leo DiCaprio walked up in the room and said, powder me up like one of your French pitches. What's funny to me about people requesting this of me is I'm like, but you already know what it's gonna look like. Like you already know what's gonna happen. Why would you want to watch me do something that someone's already done? But I guess it's just more about me wanting a tiny face on my face. Because we're living in a simulation and they just want to relive the same day over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. I like the shelf. It's not a bad theory, that's not a joke. Everyone always says Macklemore. How about MackleLess? Julie, feels wrong, looks wrong, is wrong. Maybelline. You're a welcome Maybelline. I feel like I've done enough of makeups like this where you'd think I'd be getting a little better at it, but I don't think I've progressed at all. Let me ask you, just theoretically in life, is it okay to do things over and over and over and never get any better at them? Because I argue yes, as long as you're having a good time. Yes, it's okay, but you actually are, even if you don't notice it, you're getting better. Maybe the result still sucks. I'm gonna draw, like I think she actually uses like a liquid liner at one point, but I'm just gonna use this to, oh God, to draw the best that I can. What do you think so far? It looks pretty good. It looks the opposite of bad. You're the opposite of ugly. Thanks. We have a start, we have a nose. Wow, that's really crooked. All right, let me go in with some brown shadow so we can really play with the eye. We need an illusion to happen here. Okay, my nose looks yellow and crooked, but I'm going to keep trying. I guess I really didn't think a whole lot about how much makeup I was going to be putting into my nose, so it doesn't look like a nose at all. You'll like, I should just really lightly, again, I might regret this, just draw with some black liner. We've come this far. The bottom is what I want to stand out the most. Oh, there's like a line here that I'm missing that I think would help with the three-dimensional-ness of the nose. Oh. Oh, girl, you know what you should do is just like take the brushes and put them down. That ain't it. What am I drawing on the whole? You guys see it yet? Dude, that's not good at all. Not going to give up. I haven't put this much makeup on my nose since I did that e-girl makeup and then just covered the whole thing in blush. It's a lot of nose makeup. It doesn't even look like a nose. It's like a muddy, muddy nose. I need to draw the mouth, I think. Maybe that'll help. Lie to me. Tell me that it'll help me. All right, she does go in with like a liner so I'm gonna do that. I think that would help me visually to see what we're working with. And then we can spend all of our hours of all of our days blending our tiny, fake nose but at least we'll have a mouth. Have you seen the vision yet? Are you impressed? I'm just, I'm gonna go for it. I'm going to put my lipstick on like she does and then let it dry and finish the rest of my eyes and stuff so we can work on the illusion. The nose is bad, genuinely, but I'm trying my best. This is a nice red lip. So my question for you today is, have you ever taken a wand of liquid lipstick and just jammed it inside your nostrils? Because before this day, I could say, no, you sick fuck. Why would I ever do that? And now I can proudly say, absolutely have. Which is actually the intended use of this product. So it's right on the outside of, jam it in your nose. I'll probably have to clean that up a little bit. It doesn't look good enough. It doesn't. Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna, this isn't gonna break me. It's not, it's not gonna break me. Mm-mm, mm-mm, ow. Ooh, why would I do that? I'm gonna finish the rest of my face and then maybe you can help me make this look more like a nose. Cause I just, I made a muddy crayon drawing of a child nose onto my nose. Can you see the illusion? Yeah, I can. I can't. Oh, wait, yes I can. Yeah, it pops, it pops, yeah, it's there. Once you see it, you can't unsee it. Oh! Okay, let me do my eyes and my brows. You know what? For the sake of this video, why don't I just cut and I will be right back with some more makeup on because no one cares. Okay, so here's what we're working with. I fixed the contour a little bit. I gave this person a nice bitch brow because that feel like someone with a tiny face would have a bitch brow. I am recruiting Julian to help me just with the nose, just a little bit because I'm so bad at it. I don't know how to fix it. It looks fine, honestly. I think it just needs to be a little more defined, baby. Yeah, a little defined, a little highlight, if possible. Yeah, I mean. That's what it looks like so far. What, Julian? You're what? A smile. Oh, God. Oh! It's not great, but here I would say is our finished look. Are we finished? I think we are. It looks like, I'm telling you, I don't even see your face anymore. Do you want a sip of coffee into your tiny mouth? Oh, yes. Yum! How did you open your mouth, guys? Is that just your nose opening? Oh, God, are you chewing? I don't really see it, though. Well, you've been looking at it for a long time. I'm telling you, I see it. That's all you see? That's all I see. It's so weird. I don't know, like the nose isn't great, but the mouth is killing it. The mouth is doing work, I feel like. You just, like, have a smushed face. Honestly, it looks like a photoshop edit. Why did your mouth open? I'm surprised. I feel like the illusion is ruined if I turn to this side. No, it's not. It's weirdly not. Yes, I have one thing for my tiny makeup. What? I think it would go really well. Oh, my God. Are you so shocked? Oh, I'm so shocked. Oh, no. Oh, no. You don't want. Look like a horseman of the apocalypse. Which is, is that more convincing? That's just a different expression. It's like evil, tiny face. I like how this person, like, it has no chin. No, it's just the bottom of their mouth is their face. Well, do you think we succeeded? You definitely succeeded. All I see is this tiny face. Oh, yes, my tiny dog. Well done, you did it. You did it. That's like really, really believable. You have a new face. Well, thanks to those for watching. I'm gonna take my tiny face and go do tiny things. You're gonna go eat dinner through your tiny face? I am going to snort my food because that's where my mouth is. This is the fun thing to do. Thank you for suggesting it and thank you to Jamie French and Anna Lingus in 2014. Do you like my tiny face? Make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put out a video every Wednesday, slash Thursday, except for last Wednesday, which I took a week off. So thank you guys for letting me do that. I hope this made you happy and you saw what you wanted to see here because, Julian, why are you jamming your finger and not your mouth? It's not like I have anything else better to do right now. So it's been a pleasure. I'm filled with many secrets. I will see you guys next week. Goodbye.