 what's up everybody welcome to episode one actually we had a pilot episode last week a best fans tailgate tour we're at the University of Texas with Danny Brown it literally just started it literally just started but they have a parade they got a big thing coming out we're gonna go through this whole thing today those of you guys who don't know what a tailgate is it's basically people get together before football games it's very popular with college football but basically fellowship hanging out people go they get a few drinks they get great food here at Texas if you want to show them they have a bunch of games pretty much right away here in Texas is you know we've been the tailgates and stuff before I'm from SMU they they have like a almost like a carnival like fair type atmosphere yeah so way more hosted the family by you trying to find a kid with the bare bones though fun for everybody I want to try the mechanical football I wait to 20 shouldn't do this I mean I don't want to embarrass all these kids anyway that's the reality of all kinds of game can you do this have you ever kicked the football no like like 10 years that's am I too old this whole area is kind of like a vulnerable type of environment school fucking up the parade right now what's up in with them why not maximum weight 200 pounds yeah me too or we are going all day long okay so what you know we graduate there you go there you go route exit of Texas so what is majors I was a history major barely pass okay okay so what do you guys do now I'm in real estate real estate now I'm minding boy there you go that's what I thought when you said history major which hey would be a very valuable hiding there you go what are y'all doing out here today I'm here with the fans tailgate tours also this is about to become the best tailgate scene in the country yeah no no this is all inclusive summer right here baby sir this is what we do Horns nation stand up Austin Texas shits on Los Angeles California LA welcome to Texas we're business friendly we are people friendly and we love where we're from go back to California if you want regulations if you don't want to work you don't want to work you don't work from home get out of here actually so what do you guys do we're gonna get fucked up we're here tossing huggins we're gonna have a great game that's awesome we're gonna stomp on these fucking whatever their mascot is yeah that's awesome so so what year you guys seniors seniors you guys that's in here because she was almost oh nice I'm missing that yeah I yeah I played football there yeah I did for a little bit I got hurt yeah then I got I was working on staff so now I do this how do YouTube and Twitch so yeah that's what happens when you're major YouTube yeah yeah I'm like four million subs what's that tailgate that's what we've been that we just came around I did everything I do IRL I do what about this how about this you guys interview me perfect so are you excited for today's game I'm very excited for today's game what are you excited about I'm excited to see the atmosphere the pageantry and all the fans out here after a year of COVID well the real question is who do you want to win Texas do you think you could kill somebody if you had to I legally can't answer that question animal what animal would you be what shampoo do you use we're gonna go made until that's the good shit you heard it here edit out the comment oh yeah it's it's I don't worry about it so how many how many people are pledging what are you pledging to okay I want to play just like I didn't do like but that's cool so so okay let's fucking get it yeah yeah yes sir hey we got a new head coach and we're gonna get this fucking season where you get after it all right fuck off by it the grass of hey fuck all you what do you what do I do yeah what it was your what is your purpose here at the Texas so I am here so that's a company I'm working for today I'm drinking rose right now drinking water to those parts so we're here doing that taking pictures with people buying beers you that whole thing doing short little video segments for comedy like that yeah that's awesome yeah I'm thinking thank you absolutely really they look like Google prototypes yeah they're cool ish but they suck to wear I can't see shit yeah yeah yeah yeah you uh have you heard about your disrespect yes yeah so you got going on that I've been called that guy a lot yeah I do I do have to buy for that whole thing yeah yeah you got that going on all the time for sure yeah yeah I was gonna honestly if I was just walking by to distance like hey one guy was like good show he's back Danny McBride you know that kind of will express real good somebody I said he's like fuck you Danny McBride looking motherfuckered I'm like I'm sick chillin you drinking beer all right yeah that's awesome man how long you've been a Texas man 10 years I've been here 11 years but it took me a year to get over everything there you go you know why I thought somebody else number one for all time but it's you to you baby there you go long horns into the raging Cajuns farewell yeah right farewell I want you in to it really yeah what do you think about my favorite shirt Schumer's biscuit oh really hey how's it going we're here as we're all over the country smile on my face thinking Texas It's gonna stop right there, boys. I love this environment. Like the tailgate of our student here. So it's your first game in town or state? I've been here a couple of years. Recently, yes, I mean, it's everyone's first game recently, you know. Nice. So it's just nice to be out here. Feedback, you know. I got it. Good talking to you guys, good talking to you. You did such? I know. Hey, come on. Wait, you did such? I got you, watch this. Wait, are you in the real Louisiana fan? No, no, no, I didn't even go to school there. I got no dog in the fight, but I got money on URL. You want to know what? Yeah, they got a sixth of y'all's football programs budget. Yeah, oh wow. They're competing. Hell yeah. They know how to play football. They're ranked damn near as high as y'all with, again, a sixth of the budget. So yeah, we'll see what happens. We will see what happens. Let's see if Lesnar was at UT, like, turned off all the AC in the visitor's locker room without a shoe game. Let's see what happens again. Right, that's how it goes. Oh, I'm going to film a UT football. You're going to film one player. I was going to say both of you guys. Oh, no, wait, am I a part of this? No, you guys are. You play exciting defensive, man. I play linebackers, both team captains for UT. You play defensive. I play defensive here. Oh, no. Yeah, play defensive here. You guys were a little better. No, what did you graduate? Uh, 2016. So you play with Shane, man. No, Shane goes all the way to C. He's not here. I don't know Shane, because I was going for him. Yeah, so I know a lot of those guys, but, man, I wasn't there when Shane was there. So I worked for Chad Norris for two years, and then I was there with Coach Dykes for a sprint. But yeah, we're doing this. It's like a live stream show. It's that Spanish tailgate tour. We go to, like, schools all around the country. So we're in Austin now. We're like, we've got to go to UT. Oh, really? No, but that's cool. You guys are coming back. So when did you guys graduate? 16. 16? Oh, there we go. So you guys are just coming back to us to live in the area? Yeah, we're going to live in Austin. Yeah, sick. That's awesome. Sweet. We have, like, that's one thing I noticed is, like, the culture here is you've got a lot of people who are graduates, because Austin is a big city with jobs here. All that stuff, people are always coming back. Yeah, so. That's cool. So it's the same thing for you guys, like, football players and people and all that. Yeah, for the more for you. They're trying to make a people connection with, like, all the football players. So you can talk to, like, the younger guys. They're trying to, like, this is where you can make it. You can do other shit outside of, like, you know, make points and problems and stuff. Yeah. That's badass. Jack, can you guys hear, by the way, I want to make sure they're good. I think they're good. I think they're good. No, yeah. So we got stuff like that on some YouTube, like they have, like, like, life after balls that they call it. Yeah, exactly. But it's good. It's good, because people don't realize, like, sometimes when you're coming in as freshmen, like, you don't realize that football's like the last one. No. So you got to go get a job. You got to go do something else. So that's what I started doing on YouTube. Yeah, thanks. Thanks. You got great content. Thanks. Thanks. Everybody's so stoked that you're so focused on, like, making it to the league. And once it's over, you're like, damn, what do I do? Four of you. But you haven't worked on nothing. Right. And guys get into the league, and they get hurt. And then they say, like, they get paid up in a year because, you know, the other wave, all that injury waiver is like that. But then after that, they might not get into the shot, so you never know. Exactly. So you got to have a backup plan. You know, that's it. You guys are going around. Exactly. You guys just kind of walking around. You've been walking for, like, the past 20 minutes, probably bumping, like, five or four people who play with it. Yeah. You can keep stopping them. Oh, shit! You got the brotherhood going. I like that. Well, like, we just went to school with it. Everybody just keeps stopping us. Yeah. It's strange. I'm like a family reunion time. Yeah, that's it. That's awesome. Yeah, it's good. Especially after COVID and everything. Everybody. I think two things happen with COVID. Two things happen. One, people either went crazy, or they're just, they're reddish. They might have messed something up. One, over two, they're just happy to be happy. They want to see everybody. That's right. That's always one way. There's no end to middle now. Just everybody's either, maybe they're crazy now, or they're just, like, happy to be alive. It's either high or high. Exactly. That's high on them, man. It's like, it's COVID shit. Like, everybody's actually, you can go back to living your life, man. Like, be safe for sure. But like, you can't be scared to live as always some type of risk, like, any day. You know what I'm saying? Y'all best not faking them little vaccination cards. If you anti-vax, stand on that shit to your toes, like, you got your reasons, don't be scared, and like, try to say you're a vascular, fuck all that. If I bind you, I'm gonna leave a niece in your ear. But nah, if you try to... Don't fake vascular. Nah, that shit ain't cool. Don't fake vascular. Raise your hands if they're scared. I wouldn't say that. Yeah, they are not. They're not scared. Hey, they're here having a good time. Yeah, aggressive. Yeah, they are. They have a real good time. They are pretty aggressive. They are aggressive. You see me like, don't mess with me. Nah, that's scary. I'll leave him alone. That's all I need. I can't take none of them young college punches. What? They probably got water at Eva Wiener. Shots out to Eva Wiener. I mean, what was they... I wonder what was the whole thought process behind the name of this glorious food truck right here? Nah, I think a feminine started it. Can you get canceled for that one? I hope so. And then also, can we get six waters? We're gonna sell the waters twice the volume. We're doing a sand scale gate tour. Have you heard of it? No. Oh, nice. So you guys are just out of town visiting, right? Yeah. Yo, you just came for the hot dog? No. Oh, God. No. Who's getting married? You? No. You want to get married? No. Like, no. Oh, yeah, it's lit. We all twit. I guess you... Yeah, we're all twit. Whatever, whatever. I'm with you. Oh, yeah. It is blizzard, chat. This one's mine. The bottle is blizzard. There you go. Thank you, man. The glissies on deck. Yeah, there you go. We got glissies on deck now. Let's media transfer. Look at that, chat. That's what a $9 hot dog looks like. Bun, wiener, and ketchup. $9. Corn dog with no name. Look at this line. Look at this line for the corn dog. How tall are you? I'm like 5'10". Not 5'10". I'm 6'1". Stand back to back with me. I'm 6'4". Am I taller? I just think it's all about the... It's all about the whip. It's all about the whip. It's a whip of his last so. Look. A whip of his last so. Oh, too early. Jump the gun. Jump the gun. Went a little too early. For a cowboy mode. So, you need to hat, man. If you had a cowboy hat on, I think he would get it. I think he would get it. That's being a third attempt. Here you go. Oh, shit. Here we go. Too late. He almost hit me with the motherfucker. God damn. That's fair. How did it go that way? I mean, it's obviously easier than it looks. And it's hot as fuck out here. So, I'm sure that adds element to it as well. I feel so not texting right now. I'm embarrassed. I'm worried after that. I know. I used to... I do real animals. You know, so I was accounting for it. Why don't you watch me? Why don't you watch that kid? He just owned me. I forgot it. Let's go do that. Throw a strength. Oh, you got to put that extra bear muscle on it. Takes his first tenth. Come on, Uncle Man, let's see it. That's right. I told you all you got that extra bear meat right there, man. You don't want to cuddle against that. You don't want to wrestle with the bear, man. Somebody was like, Come on, Uncle Man, let's see it. Jason, man. Hey, what's up? I just have a big fan. Yeah, yeah. Thank you, too. What's a big fan? Are you serious? Oh, no. Just let me win one, okay? That looks nice. Here's our guest hosts this week. We're going to come back next week.