Take the Stinking Census - a TurtleShroom Public Service Announcement

This March, and in the months following, the United States will conduct her constitutionally mandated Census, as prescribed in Article One, Section Two of the Constitution.

I strongly urge you to fill out the ten questions and mail it back in the provided envelope. If you can't walk to a mailbox, take a pencil, fill out ten questions, and walk back to the mailbox, you may be on_welfare.

Don't be a Noob. Take the Census. The benefits are vast for your state. The Census allows for the allotment of seats in the House of Representatives. If you're a Republican state, think of the benefits! Texas, you could get up to four more Representatives; Georgia, you could get one, too! Democratic states, you've got a chance as well. Fill out the census and further your cause!

The Census is only done every ten years. Make this decade count and prove that you can do it without the nanny_state reminding you that you're getting a Census a week early and to sink millions_of_taxpayer money into Super_Bowl_advertisements.

TAKE THE STINKING CENSUS. JUST TAKE IT.

http://2010.census.gov

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THE 2010 CENSUS. IT'S IN YOUR HANDS. If you support the Census, please tell me...

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