 Long time viewers know that I am a huge fan of the Jim Baker show Jim Baker is the far-right televangelist who claimed that he Went to prison for fraud because of cancel culture that it wasn't him getting punished for a crime that he was found guilty of That was cancel culture in action now I haven't been tuning in recently But boy am I mad that I missed this and I don't know why nobody in my audience brought this to my attention sooner But he had a guest on Jim wasn't here But he had a woman on her name was Sharon Gilbert and she is going to share a story that is truly Excellence and again, if you ever see something like this I'm gonna need you to DM me this on Twitter email it to me Because the fact that I'm only seeing this now when everyone already knows about this I mean someone as terminally online as me should have already seen this But nonetheless, I'm here to talk about this now because how could I not take a look after Derek and I got married one night this other Derek Appears in our bed The real Derek is lying down next to me Other Derek sits right up out of him. It startled me. I Knew that was not Derek and So I asked this critter Who are you? Because he clearly wanted to have Sexual relations. I'm gonna come and I said he said come on. I'm your husband. I said, who are you and He had the nerve to claim to be a ha swerus Xerxes Well, other Derek Seriously wanted to invite me To use my free will To do something that was going to pull me away from God So this last time I Knew He was really desperate And I asked him again, who are you? He told me the same answer and I said I'm not going with you This was an internal dialogue Finally, I said I've had enough in my mind. I reached up I Grabbed his face and I said you are a liar and Jesus is real and I pulled that face off and Beneath it was a reptile And he had little creatures with him this time He brought these little halfling creatures and they looked like I don't know gargoyles They were very reptilian as well. So beneath that face of Derek was a reptilian serpentine Creature probably similar to what was visiting the Anastasi Wow, well the Bible now, I know that you think I'm just gonna make fun of her, but I'm not gonna do that. I actually believe her hear me out I actually believe her and the reason why I believe her is because I actually Experienced something really similar when I first got married as well So I saw this creature like maybe two three weeks after my wedding Every single night at around two to three a.m. In the morning. It was standing in the corner of my room and I mean five six seven nights in a row same thing same time It was the creature just right there standing in the corner of my room and I was I was just I was Crippled with fear. I didn't know what to say finally one night. I worked up the courage to say What do you want from me because I mean if you see this dark figure there and It's mimicking the face of your loved one then clearly that that's there's something supernatural going on But I said what do you want from me and it responded with I Want to suck your dick and so I thought wait This alien like creature who's very clearly mimicking my spouse wants to suck my dick that isn't what? so unlike Sharon I actually did allow this alien to do that and I've got to say I'm really glad that I did because not only did the apparition stop appearing at that point And yes, I did find out that it was a reptilian, but after that I Couldn't have been happier because alien pussy is out of this fucking world I'm gonna excuse myself Okay, real quick. I want to see the transition again when she ends the story and what Was a reptilian serpentine Creature probably similar to what was visiting the Anasazi Wow, well the Bible said Anyways Genesis 13 3 says I Mean honestly to be fair to them I don't know how I would respond if somebody said that and you're on television I mean do you do you respond? Do you say wow? That's that's an interesting story Sharon Tell me more because I would immediately have so many questions Like we wouldn't be able to move on from this subject But the man with the ponytail on glasses was a professional because he moved on immediately because you don't like knowledge that shit You just dismiss it and move on now before we get to the substance of what Sharon was saying here There's a lot of other questions that are unanswered for me that I want to ask you about as well I don't know if you saw the camera on but they were hawking a DVD Ironically titled the Great Delusion by none other than Josh Peck now I'm not sure if that's the Josh Peck from Frank and Josh on Nickelodeon But I'm just gonna assume that it is but that's not the part that stood out to me What stood out to me the most was the fact that there was no blu-ray option apparently I mean it's 2021 and I can't get the Great Delusion on blu-ray. It's only available on DVD What if I want to watch it on blu-ray is it on Netflix? I Mean are you offering CDs of the Great Delusion hosted by Josh Peck from Nickelodeon? It's just bizarre. So, okay, let's get to her story So I trans transcribed some of this which was completely unnecessary, but of course, you knew that I would do do that Okay, so the other Derek appeared in her bed. There was a clone of her husband And according to her he clearly wanted to have sexual relations and she later claims that he seriously wanted to smash So when she says this she makes it very very clear that the alien was showing signs that it wanted to have sexual intercourse with her So that begs the question. Did it have a boner? Did it say let's smash? Did it say I'm a second dick Sharon like the alien that I saw said to me. I mean what How like how do you know this? I mean, what was it doing? Was it like trying to butter you up? Was it massaging your feet? I need to know more about this and I wish that the man Who was on the panel with her asked her that also when she asked Who he was she said his name Was Xerxes now. I don't know. I don't know what it is by that name The first time I saw this I watched it like a hundred times by now the first time I saw this and she said the name Xerxes I lost my fucking shit. I don't know why that made me laugh so hard. I'm kind of over now I laughed so hard It was Xerxes What? Sharon I don't know who your drug dealer is please for the love of God let everyone know so, you know You share what you're getting because I want that whatever it's egging. I'll have it now for the grand finale I have to quote her verbatim. I grabbed his face and I said You are a liar and Jesus is real. Um, I don't know why she Inexplicably brought up Jesus. I'm assuming that she brought up Jesus that way she can like Implied that she used the power of Jesus to banish the horny reptilian But it's like she said these two disconnected words. You are a liar and Jesus is real I think I'm gonna say that to anyone who says something that I don't like from now on you are a liar and Jesus is real And I pulled off that face and Beneath it was a reptile and He had little creatures with him this time Trying to collect myself. I Can't he had these little hailing He had these little creatures with him. I don't I think I fucked up with in transcription He had these creatures with them and they looked like I don't know gargoyles and they were very reptilian as well Sharon listen If you ever see this video, I Want to be friends with you and I'm not saying that sarcastically. I'm not trying to be Condescending. I'm not trying to be facetious. I genuinely want to be friends with you Because if that's a story that you're willing to tell in front of an audience of perhaps thousands of people What kind of stories does Sharon have when the cameras are off? She has to be the most interesting woman ever Um, so yeah, she commits me. I will go to church this Sunday because of Sharon. Thank you Sharon May the Lord Jesus bless you. Fuck Cirque C's