Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome P.O. Box 30921 New York, NY 10011
BIEBER That guy sure was grumpy No one can touch me As long as I'm swaggy Whatever that means Your daddy told me that he'd murder me but I'm sure he was bluffing That fool don't know meI do Pilates and Karate's, and he's fat and disgusting I'm hot shit, I'm way cool I'm the toughest dude in my homeschool And also I have bodyguards No one can touch me I'm freaking Bruce Lee. I punched a Nazi right in the throat Your daddy is whiney. His wiener is tiny. Is he right behind me? That was a joke Could you please le e e e e e e e e e t go of my nuts Someone call 9 11111111111111111 this sucks GIRLFRIEND How many nines was that? BIEBER It's just a flesh wound He's drivin' on my head But I'm just playin' possum There goes my front tooth When he stops kicking me I got him right where I want him Come back here, we ain't done That's just my arm. I got another one This shit just got real He folded my legs back Ripped off my nutsack Stuck me with thumbtacks He must be mad Pushed me off the roof Beat me with phone books How does my face look? GIRL It's not that bad BIEBER No not the Jajajajajajajajajajajajack hammer. Owwwie. BIG SEAN I don't if you know this but Yo ass looks pretty torn up That old man from Kill Bill needs to take a chill pill I don't know happened son you said you knew karate But Mr. Blond just came along in the middle of the song chopped off your whole body DAD That ain't rappin'. This is rappin' Do the Booty Jam Do the Booty Jam Everyone's a fan of the Booty Jam You're telling me you never heard this? BIEBER Calling Beliebers it's Justin Bieber Put me in the freezer to preserve my head EMPEROR We'll resurrect him We can perfect him We'll reanimate back from the Dead Now you must riiiiiiiiiiiiiise Shawty Join the Dark siiiiiiiiiiiiide BIEBER Swaggy EMPEROR Justin, can you hear me? BIEBER That name no longer has any meaning for me. My name is Darth Bieber.