 Welcome to church of the chair where we celebrate all the things we do while seated. I'm your host E here today with my co-host Chad Lutzky. We are collaborating on a novel called Planet Caravan. We've got nothing done over the weekend. We are fresh, fresh-eyed and ready to go this morning. I laugh because I am not fresh-eyed, but we have done nothing since you guys last saw us. Good morning, Boggle. Good morning, Hailey. Have a great Maynard James Keenan and productive session. Thank you. I guess a great... Monday. Monday? Monday. Thank you. Chad speaks Boggle far better than I do, but I thought maybe it was like writing day or something like that. I didn't know. Have a great Monday. We love you, Boggle. I have... No, no, no. Hang on. Where'd it go? I got... I'll be right back. I got to go get the cards everybody sent me because I promised Hailey that I would show it and then I want to show Zoop's card, too. So I'll be right back. I knew I brought him out here. I knew it. So what did I miss while I was gone? I just can't... I expected I had to go all the way back in the house. All right. So, Zoop being the goofball that he is, he sent me this flying angel fish, I guess? I don't know. I don't know. Alice says on the inside. I didn't even bother writing in it because he put other things in there that, holy mackerel, it's your birthday. Then Hailey made me a card. Look at this. Look at my little beaver. Well, don't look at my little beaver, but you know, there's a little beaver. There it is. And then I wanted to ask you, Hailey, if you're here, why didn't you just write on the card? I'm just interested. I'm curious. There's a piece of paper glued, or was there something else on it? I don't know. Anyway, so now I'm here, it says it's your birthday, but the most endearing part of this card is something you guys may not think is as special as I do. I find this special because I like the aftermath of things or like the leftovers of things. So bear with me. There's paint splotches on the back of the card. It's like the way I look at this is like, you know how when you buy something that's handmade, it has imperfections? This is what makes things special for me. Like, you know, seeing the paint, the paint fingerprints on the back of it, then it makes this special. So I just wanted to throw that out there, but knowing that because I made a mistake and I had to fix it. Oh, that's fine. That makes it even better. Now I want to kind of like peel it back and look at what kind of mistake you made, but I won't, I won't. And if I do, I won't kill you. But anyway. There's a reviewer named Jason Cavallero. He's a drummer for a couple of metal bands. He's also in the drum line for the New Orleans Saints. And every time... You talk about pinhead spawn. Yeah. Okay. Every time I finally got on track, every time someone mentions Jason, I'm like, I know I've heard that name before. This is the first time I've been right that it's pinhead. Continue on. Just make sure I knew who you're talking about. I love that guy. And every time I send him a book, whether it be a paperback or just an e-copy, e-arc or something, he sends me a thank you card. And it always has like a cat on it. Just a little thank you card. One time he sent me a shirt for one of his bands and a cookie from like the gas station or something like that. But he always sends me a thank you card and I don't... It doesn't have to. But the dude reads... He reads like 250 books a year. How do you do that? And he said, well, for starters, I don't watch any TV. And I was like, oh, okay. Well, I don't do it. Yeah, you told me this, but I think we were offline. I think we're chilling in the back. Thank you. This is... Thank you, Hailey. This is my buddy Jeremy Wagner's band. Oh, that's Jeremy's band? Cool. Yeah. And it's his birthday today. Broken Hope. So I thought I would represent. Does it say Broken Hope? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Broken Hope. It's one of the album covers for... You can do that. A delivery made so the happy birthday message was separate from the image so you can keep the image if you want. It's going in the back of the... Whether you like it or not, it's going in the background. Well, once I showed it off, next time, the next video you see is going to be in the background. I will set it up. So it's going to be up for everyone to see. And I'm not going to tear it apart. I know you said I could tear it apart. And, you know, but no, like, this is amazing. And this is very cool. I like this a lot. Considerable effort. Absolutely beautiful. But what makes it special to me, like I said, is the paint splotches on the back. Because that's... Like I said, that's that imperfection. That's the gold to mend together the broken ceramic pot. That's what that is. That's absolutely wonderful. I love that green happy birthday random person. He can tell slaps. Yeah, Jeremy Wagner's good people. He's good. He's always been kind to me. He's always been nice and forthcoming. And he... Darren reached out to him to review our... To review the books that we did. And he left us reviews. So, yeah, Jeremy's good people. You can tell I'm an artist because I get paint or glitter on everything. And that's what makes it special. I don't care what anybody says. I paid $60 for a coffee mug that I've shown off before. It's my loser mug. I paid $60 for that mug. And the reason why I paid $60 for it is because it was handmade. It's got her little stamp on the bottom of it. And on top of that, the bottom is kind of wonky. It sits at just a little bit of an angle. And the only way you can really tell is if you put something in there, you can see the water level is a little bit crooked. So, the... I didn't... I didn't say that right, because that's not even physically possible. But anyways, it doesn't sit flat. Anyways, so... And that's the whole reason I did it is because she put it up there and she was like, okay, well, I usually charge $60 for these, but since this one didn't turn out the way I wanted it to, you know, you can have it for $40. I'm like, no, no, no, no, I'll pay $60 for the one you don't like. 100%. That's what I want. That's what I'm looking for. And I can go down to Spencers or Hot Topic or if they're open, Spirit and buy something that looks like this with Pennywise on it or Loser or whatever. They always have them. I can do that any day of the week. I cannot, however, have this unique item right here that not even the artist thinks is valuable. It's valuable to me. In fact... Sorry, go ahead. I have this. This is made by my daughter when she was maybe 10. She's 37 now. Yeah, man. I have an entire file folder in a literal standing file box. I'm fine with like three drawers and you can lock in and all that. I have an entire drawer. You know how long them bitches are? I have an entire drawer full of my kids' artwork from the time Dan started drawing, like at two or three, you know, little squiggles and whatnot. I literally have pages with nothing but just like loops and squiggly marks with crayons all the way up to the stuff that they're doing now which is amazing. It's a fantastic step. I have this. No matter what he does, I keep. And it's an entire... It's thousands of pages whether they just, you know, sat over the... Dan's 18 now. Chris is 11. And they're always goofing up with some kind of art supplies or something. So I have an entire file. Not an entire file, but an entire file drawer full of their stuff. And that stuff means the world to me because no one else has that. And no one will ever have those things unless I were to give it to them. So... We've got a lot of that stuff too. I even have a... I remember one time when my daughter was like... I think she was like 14 or 15. She threw out a bunch of journals that she had written in and... and a bunch of photos. She was just cleaning her room. She's like her mom. Her mom and her are not sentimental about stuff, but I am like hyper sentimental. So I'll hold on to stuff that I don't even necessarily need. But I saw this crap in her in her trash in the bedroom. These journals and these just these photos of friends and stuff that she just didn't want anymore. And I was like, oh no. And I grabbed them all out of there, put them in a box, stuck them in the attic or in the garage. I'll give these to her in another 10 or 15 years. Mad respect for not looking through them. Just throw them in a box, put them in the attic. I don't know if I did or not. Ooh! If I did, that's not why I pulled them out. I pulled them out because I knew it would be a great like, you know, you thought you got rid of these. She's 100% if she hasn't yet, she'll probably want them eventually. Like, oh, I wish I hadn't thrown that away. I gave it to her. And I think she was in a move. You know, we all lose stuff in a move. We've all lost it. But this time it literally fell off like on the highway or something on the back of a moving van or something like that. And like weeks later somebody called her because they they tracked her down there like I saw this crap scattered all over the road. It had like your Social Security card and all this kind of stuff. Everything just scattered so I think she lost a lot of that stuff. That sucks. And I can see her throwing it away anyway just because like I said they're not sentimental like that. Well, I'm not. Here's the funny part about me. Haley, I'll read your comment in just a second because I want to touch on that. With me, I am not sentimental about my own personal purchase. Like I've lost my Stephen King collection twice almost lost it a third time and when the tree fell this last time, I don't know if I told you about it or if you saw it on Discord or whatever. But a tree fell in between my sheds. Barely missed the King collection because it fell on this wall. If it had been like a couple I'd like maybe a foot a foot over it would have hit the King collection. And it was storming that night so everything would have put a hole in it ruined the whole thing. And I realized when I walked out there I was like I realized that I could have lost it and it was like oh well it's just stuff kind of thing you know and I even made a joke about it in a video that I posted. But when it comes to things other people give me those things are important. But as far as my stuff I don't give a shit. But if let's say the difference here is a perfect example of PlayStation 4 both me and Chris had a PlayStation 4. Mine broke down and I just left it because I was going to get a PlayStation 5. It didn't bother me whatsoever. His broke and I was more upset about his not at him but more upset about his because I didn't want him to go through what I went through so much as a child because we moved so many times like you said you lose shit every time you move. We lost so much stuff, had stuff destroyed by hurricanes, weather all different kinds of stuff and I didn't want that for him but as far as things meet like I buy the switch clicked with me you know if I bought something once I can buy it again. Hell yeah it's going to be a struggle to do it but I survived without it at one point in time I can survive without it again. It's not a big deal. But yeah other people's stuff that I care about 100% worry and care about those things. But my shit, I mean there's over $50,000 worth of books in this office. So that would be a huge hit. It would be a it would suck drastically but I would just start rebuilding it. That's literally it. In fact here's a little bit of psychology for you I'm actually less appreciative of my collection now that it's finished than I was when I was building it. Because the building is the fun part the only time I find any joy in my Stephen King collection nowadays is when I'm showing it off to people and that's why I'm always like oh yeah I got that let me show you that. That's the joy I get is sharing that with others. As far as me I don't come out here and just like stand here with hearts in my eyes staring at my collection it's just stuff that's it. I do want to talk about what Hailey said you could get a big scrapbook and stick all the artwork in and keep it all together. Once again I would need literally it's a the filing cabinet is two feet deep. I would need multiple and it's full of sheets of paper. Just imagine how many thousands of sheets of paper that is because it didn't matter if they should let me reverse that. It started doing just like three scratches and it went like oh man I don't like that and it crumbles it up and throws it off to the side and throws it in the trash can I would come behind either one of them and pull it out of the trash can and flatten it out and stick it in the file so even the stuff they screwed up I kept. So it would take yeah it would be a tree exactly I would have a stack two feet well more than that because those scrapping books those you guys know what I'm talking about those crafting books only have what maybe 50 pages in them and they're pretty thick so it would be it would literally be a tree yes you're absolutely it would be a fucking sequoia 100% I'm so glad it turned me to I have a feeling that here's a here's something that's going on before we get started I'm probably going to take a break before we started writing we started probably about 30 till but here's something so I had a I have a maintenance man who comes out and does certain things he's kind of like a jack of all trade and he came out we've been missing mail for like the past so maintenance man comes out and he's talking to me and he goes hey man have you heard of American book club I pull out my phone like I do when I haven't heard of something and I'm like no I haven't I start googling it he goes oh no no you're not gonna find on there it's like a mailing description service I'm like and they're not online because yeah so he goes yeah but here's the thing here's the thing don't worry about that here's the thing what you do is you give me I already know your name and your address it's personalized perfect to each person so give me the last for your social and your birthday and I'll you know I'll hook you up and you know you'll get free books I have to give away like two accounts right without hesitation no hesitation there's there's an echo by the way check without hesitation I gave him the wrong last four digits and I changed one of the numbers in my birthday so about three days later I get a notification from the credit card company that was sending me a card saying how someone's trying to get in into your account but of course I gave him the wrong numbers and it just kept kicking him out or when not they're trying to activate the card so what I thought happened and I was going to tell you guys about it eventually but what I thought happened was dude was just stealing our mail he did once so I was worried that he stole the mail anyways but the whole reason why I gave him the fake information was to see if he was actually going to do it and what what he was going to do with it because I have credit lock also two way verification on everything all my shits locked down and that's the only reason why the Timu scam thing that went through that it didn't go through my credit card company caught it because the person didn't have the two factor verification or whatever so I thought it got I didn't think it got lost in the mail I thought dude stole it and probably threw it away expecting there to be like birthday money or something in it so yeah that's just anyways I'm just throwing that story out there so I thought I thought it had been stolen and zoop actually sent me money and a playstation card through the mail also he put it in the card you couldn't really tell was a card though he sent that and I thought that disappeared too but it's everything everything that we've been missing all week that we have all the mail we hadn't gotten this past week showed up on Saturday except for the card that someone someone this handyman maintenance dude tried to you know turn off but yeah I thought I thought it got stolen and I was going to be very very upset I would I would want and that's a perfect example I would have been more upset about that birthday card Haley than I would have been had he gotten into that credit card so that's that's how I know the little leaf pieces on your card were die cut using my big shop die cutting machine I thought I thought it was like stenciled like hot glue or something I had no idea that's really cool see see chat these little things they're raised up like they're really cool I really want this but I don't want to tear up the card she put some too use the whole card use the whole card I can only use it imagine me trying to put this in a paper bag imagine that yeah I gotta I gotta find a new and I gotta find a new maintenance man and I think I have another leak so three months back my water bill was $127 and we got a letter from the water company saying that the leak meter was running so called on a plumber plumber found out it was a hot water heater he fixed the hot water heater and the leaks underneath the house and then I guess the pressure change or whatever blew out the the water valve for our refrigerator so that blew out sprayed everywhere turned the water off before there was any real damage and then he figured out it was the regulator down by the road that was doing the whole thing it was sending too much pressure it was like 150 pounds it was only supposed to be like 40 or 50 which was like 30 and 50 something like that so anyways the next month was $150 for a water bill and I just got the most recent one and this is over a month after it was fixed and now it's $107 that's $104 so I don't know what the hell is going on but I got to figure this out sometimes good morning JB how are you doing this morning Mr. Baylor yeah I love Derek so much Derek is a trick he's talking about his over on discord he's talking about his nieces and nephews yeah he's got three nieces and nephews and talking about how much he loves them but the other ones ain't real humans yet little emotionally codependent stuff goblins who can't pull their own weight I'm sorry that dude trips me out every single day he makes me laugh look at her toes every single time I read this line I want to change it to rubber bands and I know that's not what you meant rubber hands with blood painted fingers are stuck to the walls I think that's something that like Grammarly would catch do you mean rubber bands my brain is now an AI let me show this I got absolutely nothing done Chad knows this already but I got absolutely nothing done this weekend because of course I was taking time off Chad didn't do anything either well not that sounded terrible yeah we're picking up fresh I don't even remember what I wrote last time I'm gonna have to reread these whole four pages see this is another reason why I don't get upset when things get changed or whatever because I don't even remember what I write so what the fuck does it matter it's not like I'm gonna realize and it's only when I go through and I reread the stuff like you've edited or completely rewritten I'm like oh he kept that Hey Lee what are you drawing that for are you drawing that for anybody or are you just drawing a random thing off above she's doing it for somebody's short story about a woman who chokes her death on a sausage roll and haunts the nursing home I think is what she said where did she say oh okay I see it now alright yeah I completely missed that I'm set working on that granny in the bed drawing H4 a little lad who is writing a story about a grandma who chokes on a sausage roll and haunts the care home that's awesome yeah that's that's fantastic alright my spine feels wrapped in barbed wire this morning and that's that's not a bad that well it is a bad thing don't get me wrong but that's not going to affect my mobility it's my lower back that's the problem but I have too compressed this in my neck I have bone spurs right on my spine right in the middle of my back between my shoulder blades so every now and again it feels like something with claws has grabbed me and twisted all that's fine I can live through the pain that's not an issue but it's the lower back that affects my mobility so anytime I just don't want anybody getting worried it's like you need to go get off your butt yes I do but the uppers the spine up here is is not going to have me down for a week like my lower back will the brother of a little girl you work with you sausage roll does sound good around here they're called culaches they're big not Polish sausage but like those Johnsonville not Brock's but those Johnsonville sausages if you guys know what I'm talking about those wrapped in pastry dough and then usually the sausage will have you have a choice of like regular cheese cheese and jalapeno and I always go for the cheese and jalapeno because I'm a little spicy goblin so YouTube did not demonetize the last live stream until oh no no no no they reinstated whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hang on hang on they reinstated it the first one so that means if I fight this one I can I can yeah okay I'm excited over here as you can tell to get this video I guess I'm going to have to go into studio and do it I guess they took down the money good morning Lee if you're wanting always stumbled on your name it's because I always want to call you Leia for whatever reason and that makes absolutely no sense I think the reason why it's getting it's getting it is because the title is the Texas Chainsaw Master I think it's the master that's triggering the algorithm I don't think it's anything in the in the video itself good morning you beautiful bastard good morning to you sir okay I'm going to go ahead and take a break when I get back I'm going to start writing I'm just going to start rolling on the notes I know Chad's already working so I'm going to go ahead and take my break and I'll be back in 10 to 15 good morning zoop good morning solvents how are you all doing dude the echo is back I don't know what that is man because I got my headset in yeah I know and I got the echo turned off I don't know man that's that's weird it stopped I turned the now I turned so that the echo is on so I don't know that's those of you that don't well nobody knows because we fix these things before we get started when we first get on when Chad uses his podcasting mic it sounds like I mean I know I have the hiss in the background I can't do anything about the hiss because it's my air condition but is it still there no well I don't hear it and that's what was screwing me up because every time I say something I would lose my train of thought because I'd hear myself but um sound like he was talking through like a 1940s ham radio and he's blue we were talking about how these blue yetis have too many problems for the cost I don't yeah I don't I don't hear it anymore so if you all here I apologize but he's good he's good I don't I don't hear it in the playback here but it does it sounds like crap because I'm not using my mic I mean it doesn't sound like total garbage but it doesn't sound how it used how it's supposed to yeah how I'm supposed to either because of the damn uh air conditioning hissing season is what I call it every summer my videos are just it's not bad yeah but it's not that bad okay well it just sounds like some white noise it's still a noise is like people uh back in the day when I used to use uh no mirrorless DSLR whatever some kind of actual camera that was only a camera uh that I used in my original videos I used to get comments all the time people going why does it sound like you're frying fish in the background I'm like I don't know I'm sorry and it wasn't the air conditioning it was just like the normal noise in the background of those videos because you couldn't plug a mic into the camera um and I didn't know how to sync up audio separately I finally got a lapel mic and I upgraded the lapel mic to a condenser mic then I updated the condenser mic to my Yeti and now I've been happy other than when it goes out uh whenever I use the fog machine oh no hang on it's my bad I have you guys on my laptop as I draw and I reply on my phone ha gotcha why does it sound like you're frying fish in the background yeah that's exactly what it sounded like too it's 100% I couldn't even be mad because they were right hopefully that gets reinstated for monetization I don't understand what YouTube wants so I'm just gonna go ahead and jump in here and start writing actually I gotta read because I forgot everything that I wrote I just finished the fun house part I'm trying to figure out what to write yeah they just left the fun house unless you think of more to add I mean it's not that long I didn't I didn't really I'll go back over it a couple rooms then then fully describe the mommy room and then just kind of like more of the same yeah I'm reading it so I saw something this just reminded me because you're talking about how uh it's like all of them the spiders held a meeting then left uh and it's brought this up there's this guy on tiktok that takes black canvases and he has these uh he's has a bunch of different well I mean it's just outside where spiders be anyways not like he has them or owns them so don't get me wrong but uh he'll take the black canvas and center the spider web and every day there's a new web uh as spiders do whatever but he'll take the black canvas and pull it into the spider web and then the spider web will of course cling to the canvas and then he sprays it with uh you know the stuff that people used to set a painting yeah clear coat um they're the most gorgeous fucking things I've ever seen they shimmer and shine and it's just absolutely beautiful and he sells them for like $500 a piece and people buy these things and literally all he has to do is grab and they're all unique he just grabs the pulls it on there it sticks perfectly he wipes off the sides and then he sprays it with clear coat sells it for $500 I'm like that's that's nuts hmm a crying fish no not Krish not not Krish what what not a crying fish a crying fish yeah like damn I just want my lunch damn it one of the comments was hilarious some lady said damn not even a spider can keep their house in this economy and me being someone who hates spiders I am all for it when I met my wife she owned uh two tarantulas and um we uh we used to hold them all the time and then she developed uh an allergy like over over time it was really weird and she started getting hives and she got hives in her throat and had to go to the the doctor and at that point I think we got rid of I think I think one of them died but then we got rid of we got rid of them but it they got out a couple of times which was creepy because in our first apartment together we had like the one of these we let we had one of these phone like beds things that like is also a couch and we had this wall unit like entertainment center filled with like aquariums there was there was two for the spiders there was we had I think mice and um a rat or two rats or something like that so anyway when we would sleep we would because we had the TV also on that thing we would push the this foam couch bed thing fold it out and push it up to the wall unit where these aquariums were where the tanks were and one of the spiders got out one time and the only way to get down is to crawl on us you know because our feet were at the the edge of this thing and so we got up and we noticed that it was missing and we're like where's the spider looking all over and then we didn't look at the couch yet and I'm like she's like left up the couch I was like stick my fingers under there and then lift up the couch it's like I had no problem like holding these sometimes you know um but I didn't want to like blindly stick my fingers in the dark crevice of you know it's like a scene in flash uh flash gordon you know what I'm sure you know what I have I haven't seen that movie you haven't god you need to there's a scene where they have to put their uh arm it's a like a test of strength or manhood or whatever is that same thing that same thing is in phantasm and dune I think yeah yes you stick your hand into a dark hole and something happens to you yeah no ain't no way so I am deathly deathly afraid of spiders and dolls um both of them are both irrational but when I was nine years old I got locked in a closet by a friend of mine and his mother grandmother I can't remember which one it was collected dolls and uh all of the old dolls that didn't look pretty enough to be out she would stuff in this closet and it wasn't like a huge walk in but it was you know big enough it's like a square you walk in there was uh two two walls of course in the back and it but it was completely full no clothes whatsoever just completely full of dolls just stacked on top of each other just with balls of dolls um and because it was in a dark space all the dolls were infested with spiders um so I turn on the light realizing that he's locked me in I turn on the light and it's literally a scene out of a horror movie um it still fucks me up anytime horror movies do this but spiders just with the light on the spiders just crawling out of every hole in these fucking things and I'm in there just screaming banging on the door and my quote unquote friend is outside just howling with laughter so I'm I don't I have no idea if he thought that you know I was just overreacting or what at the time or he was really trying to fucking torture me it didn't matter I never went over his place again we never talked again but uh um yeah I was in there for about ten minutes um of course my nine-year-old brain probably stretched out two minutes to ten minutes but it felt like forever um and when I got out there was one on my back that he killed and there was another one scurrying down my leg and yeah I can't I can't deal with spiders or dolls and it's specifically ceramic baby dolls um I don't have any problem with like plastic ones like it's it's ceramic baby dolls those things and if their eyes move and these didn't here's the crazy part the ceramic doll she had were just old-timey dolls that were the eyes were painted on but if a baby doll has the eyes that like blink and shit no I can't do it those gravity eyes yeah the gravity eyes exactly um that that's no uh-uh not not gonna happen and I try not to tell people that because every time I do I end up getting like loads of messages with nothing but stories about spiders or you know if I was on Twitter and this is why I don't miss Twitter um too much uh it would yeah especially with the work community they're always sharing pictures of spiders crawling on shit or or whatever it might be but uh yeah but it literally triggers me like I will I will be I'll the rest of the day I'll feel like things are crawling on me um it's just even your story got my my arms tingling uh yeah but if I see it or if it's in person man I will lose my shit I won't finish the story then okay I appreciate you uh but yeah just just you saying that you had to lift the couch or whatever well actually what bothered me more is that you said you should just hold them or have them in your hand or whatever and at that point I was like okay I'm done with this I'm gonna zone out maybe you finish the story for everyone else I blocked you out um my grandmother used to have a bunch of dolls in her guest bedroom so creepy when we used to stay over um this is a this isn't a fear of mine but I do find it very very creepy cuckoo clocks um because my grandmother she didn't have a cuckoo clock but she had this bird clock every single hour was a different bird and every single hour it would chime but the chime was the sound of that particular bird singing um so and this happened even all throughout the night like it'd be 3 a.m. in the morning and I hear or whatever and it'd be like a blue rusted tit or whatever you know singing at 3 o'clock in the morning scared the shit out of me when I was a kid anytime I stayed over there scared the shit out of me you hate all bugs to be honest the only bugs I don't hate um because I honestly think they're cute and I will save them are those little stick not stick bugs but they're they're like tree bugs that aren't roaches their their back almost looks like an old school shield like a crest of some kind but they're brown and they got black speckles on them and they got weird antennas and whatnot I love those things I don't know why and I know it is pissing and it is a pheromone to scare me off but the smell on my hand when I like carry them outside that's a good smell I don't know what else to say it's nasty but it's still I'm like that's a good smell and I but I know it's their their only line of defense it's like holy shit this huge flesh monster just grabbed me and is about to crush me let me piss all over his hand and after I let him go and I imagine he's just looking at me like what the fuck when I'm like ah that's a good smell you're bringing out the praying man is uh when I was like 13 or 14 I had these this neighbor who had she had twins and then an uh and then an older older the twins had an older brother who was like I don't know six or something like that why did I shiver when you said twins why did I anyways go ahead they want to meet a baby at one night and I was like yeah like 13 or 14 I was like sure and so I was babysitting and they had this uh this isn't scary for you but it was scary for them they had this uh well maybe we'll be scared for you they had a doll I think it was you know naked a lot of most dolls are are are naked it's like um or or one one or another stage of you know redressing or undressing yeah yeah just yeah I was naked hair you know all messed up and stuff and I went um they were all sitting at this uh dining room table and I went outside with the doll it was dark and um I like just held it up to the um the window like that real slow and like tapped on the window those kids started screaming so bad years later I was like dude what were you that was really cruel that was yeah um I'm over here like ooh ooh yeah I gotta remember I used to do that I used to do that to my younger sister and brother all the time though if I was like watching them and my parents were gone I would just like we'd be doing something and if they were facing me I would like slowly like look upstairs and have my face just like slowly contort to this like just face of pure terror and I'd point like this like at the top of the stairs or out the window or something and they would just be like be afraid to look what Chad what dude you were fucking evil man I was dude evil uh yeah if I okay uh so two things uh not only did Jimmy bring up shoes but Hayley bring bring brought up roaches uh so my wife's biggest thing uh her irrational fear is cockroaches because when she was a little girl uh they lived in a roaches bested place and uh she was putting her foot in and she tells us the same way every time she had these Nintendo shoes uh they had literally that they looked like the Nintendo controllers the NES controllers and uh that's the the same color color scheme and everything and uh she tells the story the same way every time she goes to put her foot in her shoe and a cockroach came crawling out of it ever since then she can't handle it flash forward to when we first moved in here there was a infestation uh there was a guy uh that uh cut weighs down the road literally had a his own dump like he turned his yard into a dump then he buried all of his trash until he couldn't fit any more trash in the ground his entire acre was nothing but trash other than his his his trailer and the anyways the smell that came off the place all that stuff and uh we're out in the country anyways so it just attracts even more bugs so it's a hot spot um so we went through and cleared out everything but uh and what I'm getting at is we we had a problem for about three or four months and they were thick um you get out of bed in the middle of night going to the kitchen and you see the whole fucking floor just moving um so we're sitting there at dinner one night and a fucking roach falls off the ceiling and lands in my wife's hair and shell just completely loses what she didn't realize at first she's just like digging and of course she has really thick uh curly hair so she's digging into it and she she feels it and then she feels it crawling and just starts screaming oh my god I'm digging and she's already terrified of roaches so I'm digging in her hair and she's slapping at me even though I'm trying to help and I understand why she's slapping because she's just like you know it's so fucking good but anyway she runs in jumps in the shower fully dressed and just lets the water go and we never actually she was fucked up for a while because we never actually found the roach um even though I got I got a hold of it but I couldn't get it out so either it washed out and we never saw it come out or whatever but uh yeah that she she was fucked up for a while um any time anything touched her she would just start screaming so yeah uh I can't bear bugs but roaches in particular freak me the hell out yeah yeah I don't like those um those house centipedes man but we get those because we live on a lake so um I guess they're supposed to be good because they do like they kill roaches and they kill spiders and we got a ton of spiders because we live on the lake because because of all the you know flying insects and and dragonflies and what not mosquitoes all that shit yeah yeah so uh but those house centipedes man there was one the other day crawling in the um we don't see them up here but they are in the in the basement once awhile walk down there and they'll be one on the wall and do you know what I'm talking about the house centipedes yeah we get them here we also get scorpions uh they're like gray and hard to see and they've run like freaking lightning man yes yes oh my gosh those things are yeah we get those two uh remember there's a lake just across the way from me I don't know if I told you that there's an under his lodge and there's a lake over there um and then there's goose landing that's a little bit that way so we get a lot of the stuff that you get around lakes um just because it's in proximity but uh the the story with Chris Chris was in the shower and a fucking scorpion came up out of the drain um and just like walk through the water as he's showering the poor kid was like nine at the time and it just it and he's over he's cowering in the corner of the shower just screaming and of course me and shell up bust in and by that time like I said he's already in the corner and it's like what what what what and he's still screaming he's just staring down I'm like god it's like a you know a massive spider or something so I'm already starting to freak out plus my my child is screaming so I literally rip the curtain off of the pole um the even even knowing there's a spot or it might be a spider uh just completely like just seeing my kid in danger and that scared I didn't give a fuck I was going in and this thing was it was about this big black really thin not big at all but still at the same time that's terrifying man I don't know if those little ones are poisonous or not but you know I have never even seen one man that's a deal breaker for me a scorpion we don't even get that many around here usually they're out in like they're out west in deserts and shit around here you don't get them um but when we do get them they're in the bathtub so they come up through and we've lived in two different places around here and both places had we've had scorpions in the bathtub whether they be dead or with in Chris's uh thing is you know it was it was alive but we used to be dead yeah scorpions man that that poor child that poor child it's so glad you live in english yeah but yeah I'm not even going to like visit australia there ain't no way in hell anyways go ahead my friend Mercedes lives out west and she's constantly posting pictures of dead scorpions that she killed in her house and I keep trying to get I was like you have to move because she was she got she was bit by one and she almost died and they had to uh she really went through hell with that that scorpion bite and if she gets bit again I'm afraid she's gonna gonna kill her because she's allergic to them oh dammit my my buddy Amina Oktar uh she lives in Arizona and every every night before she goes to bed she checks her entire house with a black light flashlight um because they glow those little mother fuckers glow in the in the dark um no matter what breed of scorpion it is they all glow um at least that's what she said I didn't check so don't quote me on that I don't know but she's posted pictures of them just them glowing anyways and I've seen Discovery Channel do the same thing but anyways uh but I might be wrong about all of them but she'll she'll go through her house every single night wall to wall everywhere it takes her about 30 minutes to go through the whole thing with this flashlight and then she posts pictures on Twitter and Instagram if she finds anything um and it's like at least once a week she has I'm talking I'm talking scorpions then the big desert bastards that's what she gets in her house and those things are deathly deathly venomous uh I always want to say poisonous but that's the wrong thing poisonous is something that poisons you venom is creatures that yeah uh worst I get is a big spider in the bath and I'm like look a snack yeah I gotta we gotta get to work yes this is this is what we go through every day whether it's before stream or after stream where do we just talk and talk and talk so you guys are seeing what we do jump in here and I hope that works so I titled this next chapter no place like home because it's the chapter where he comes back and the the line the paragraph that I use for reasoning for that because sounds like he said sentimental right but it's uh it's then I realized I mistakenly thought of this place full of bad sounds as home and those psychopaths outside his family ain't neither of them the right words for this house and those who live in it Cassidy being the exception of the rule of course but yeah this home is no place like home nice thank you Chadwick don't go Shane I don't know why I call you Chadwick I give everybody fucking nicknames so if you don't like it just let me know and I'll stop doing it I got a friend who calls me Chadwick I've got a black friend who calls me oh lord let's not get started with that shit again I'm a leg drop actually he calls me Von Chadwick Von Chadwick that's perfect that's I see him man Von Chadwick what's up man it's like it's like the name of someone from like the fucking sound of music or something yeah what are those people called like the Van Buren the Van Bronze or Von Chadwick is great that's classic oh my god oh I really like that line the whisper is worse than the holler I don't know why I like that so much not often I like I like what I write until after I'm done with it just go through here I put mesh over the plug hole yeah we've done that but oh that goes that's fucking weird anyways I'm just gonna ignore it I put mesh we've done that but the I haven't found a mesh yet that will A. keep everything from coming up out of the drain and B. that doesn't rust within like a week I did it worst I get worst I get is a big spider in the bath and I'm like oh yeah you already said that never mind I love it that's very cute Hailey good job I gotta go back over here and see what I got her right next you're welcome Hailey I even know what to call this section X marks the spot we're gonna think I'm talking about the coke but it's really the ferris wheel bucket I love things with other meanings double on tonderers so I've done the him going home grabbing the coke and leaving with Travis coming in berating him like he wanted and now I'm going into him heading back and doing the starting to help the roustabouts break down and all that stuff I think I can handle that one pretty well because I know how it all goes so I'm gonna go ahead and jump into that one and then yeah because you're doing I was doing the I just started the competition with mingo and then I remembered that I didn't do the you can't win the pink panther confession so that's what I'm doing right now okay down here so you've done Sam and Shane go to the fun house basically I have it on my screen you got these left to go I have this one and this one I'm doing so when Shane gets home I've written that this whole section right here that's done and then I'm about to jump into actually no yeah both of these but I've made both of these one chapter it kind of just naturally went together and then I'm gonna jump into this one I'm gonna call this chapter X marks the spot okay you can highlight the ones you're doing yeah yeah I will it's a good point never mind because you did that too alright done done baby I'm so tired of scrolling up and down I keep forgetting simple shit well bye Jayrod I probably missed you but goodbye I have a headache I'm gonna go alright Hailey uh oh I think my air conditioning is dying there he goes okay he like tried to start twice and it did not sound good but it's rolling never I smell burning wires uh oh it wasn't burning wires I had to clean the filter yeah yeah I need to go on break my butt was screaming I knew this time so I will be back um I've done a considerable amount well only 10 pages but we're at 29 right now sweet little over sweet chess me alright I'll be back alright I'm back welcome back yeah the scene is the scene is going well this uh competition scene oh another thing I've noticed with Shane's voice that I've been using I don't know if you want to partake but uh when he sees something not always but when he sees something for some other reason he always says I clock this or I clock that or whatever I don't know why but that's just how he comes out when uh when I'm writing him like uh oh go ahead I've never heard that the only time I heard that is when uh you're timing something yeah um but it can be used for uh just like noting something like you're taking like almost I don't know how to explain it it's uh yeah origin of using clock to mean noticed um clock to catch sight of or notice someone or something so anyways use it if you want to or we can change it but that's I've used it at least like 10 times so far how would you say buzzard was in his 40s I thought maybe late 30s late 30s I I don't know why again I have no idea you can change it if you want to but uh buzzard buzzard calls mingo men I don't know yeah I don't know I don't know like I said we can change it but he's calling him men you think people will pronounce that ming maybe I don't know it's not m i n g it's m i g e m i n g e m I got you yeah it's a British slang for female genitals but anyways I knew that before I looked it up but I was just looking up pronunciation and yeah the ming is without the e and ming is anyways but look I said you could change it whoo do you hear that thunder uh I heard something yeah yeah we're about to get fucking slaughtered out here I can tell it how old sam mccan 1617 she's 16 16 that's me and myself cackle oh running out of time I'm giving him a lazy eye too whoo buzz no yeah buzz you can change anything you want it don't matter oh shit our just blanked so if I disappear you know why okay do you want to shut down before that no it's fine I got all different kinds of protections okay if it does I got power I got surge protectors and I got a special fuse box out here we got 3000 words in today I know about 1400 of that was mine nice I haven't done any revising I just been writing this mingo scene the inside of his trailer that's enough I'll layer next time but I wanted to get that healthy for the power went out so damn good day of work we got to be over 3000 we're over 30 yeah we're at like 30,400 something like that and we just got to the fucking carnival dude we might be working on a 90 to 100k project here I'll just let you know now I might yeah but the bigger the better in this scenario because you know publishers want a good chunk enough that they can charge hardcover prices so yeah it's coming along good by the end of the week I'm sure we'll have a novel done I mean we are we're at 3000 today so I got so much stuff down here I really like the double meanings of all these chapters I've been working on days like home and X marks the spot people thinking one thing meaning another anyway anybody in here I got to say goodbye to I don't think so we got two people lurking but at least that's what YouTube's telling me but I'm gonna go ahead and say goodbye now to at least chat I forgot my camera was off I was wondering I wasn't gonna be like hey you want to turn on your camera show the people your lovely face anyways but thank y'all for joining us we will be back tomorrow 9am central standard time I will not be streaming sorry Wednesday morning but we will have game night Wednesday night me and Chad are gonna take Wednesday Saturday and Sunday every week so and I might even work on it on Wednesday during the day but just not live any who so I will see you guys tomorrow we will see you guys tomorrow thanks for joining us but until next time all hail the chair goodbye