 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake How are you James? Zach everyone else Summer is here Kind of it went away for a little bit, but it's here. I was happy one way for a little bit I like I like the 70 with a breeze weather Perfect sports weather good sports weather, especially if you're sitting in your seat that you got them seeking. Let's go to the sports Jake Wow Jim your white socks played your tigers to the ale powers this year and we had a walk-off to remember Ump got pelted. He might not remember it. He still hasn't made a call This was funny and everyone's like all a walk-off hit the ump in the face But it would have been a walk-off anyway, because if it didn't hit him in the face It would have went to the backstop some more highlights from this all three runs scored in this game on wild pitches That's pathetic That's a L central baseball you think the ump was in on it. I Don't I don't If you took a fastball to the face like that says in a laughing show you talk about it forever You tell everybody. Oh, you might be kind of shook up and not want three jokesters on the weekly dumb Zach Oh my god drawn blood on his face throw this on my face. We'll reenact it. I Stood tall though. You did and work And this almost a breakdown you're just telling Joe's about almost a break down We're staying with baseball the college baseball world series is happening. Actually, it's not the world series It's the regionals winners go to the super regionals winner of the super regionals go to the world series It's a whole lot of hoopla the softball has been really exciting the baseball. There's a lot There's too many games right now. So TCU versus Arkansas this guy tray Richardson How many home runs did he have all season Jay had two home runs during the regular season Jim and in the first Inning he had a grand slam. It's great second inning Grand slam and then later on in the game hit another home run for fun three homers more than he had all season Jim You can't predict baseball, you know, we've tried and we've done it We've done actually a really good job. So you can predict sometimes you can predict it Can predict baseball and I had this so the second home run second grand slam He shrugs around the bases and then he touches home plate and shrugs again, and he's like what can I say I'm hot So congrats to tray Richardson metal bats More sports, I'm interested in this one. I don't think Zach knows what's about to hit him James This hits a couple chords for you and me as Sweden officially declare sex as a sport and to organize European sex championship from what I can tell where this overlaps for you and me me sex for you Creeps judging people having sex. Yeah whoever declared this a sport and is judging it is gross I wonder if they'll sell tickets at sea keek. Go get yourself some I do wonder if this is gonna be a ticketed event I'm sure there's some that's Sweden the championship will compete for six hours each day. Yeah over the course of many weeks with Individual matches lasting 45 to 60 minutes Zach what we're gonna grade the different disciplines on I think the best comparison I have in my head currently is gymnastics, but sex so we will be doing Seduction sure body massages. All right, you just have to like get someone out of the crowd oral sex penetration Pose execution creativity in position. I'm interested in that one number of orgasms given How are they judging that artist male only artistic performance? Okay, so like painting with the which I Like to dip my hat into pose transitions I'm interested in that and the capacity to raise blood pressure and heart rate during the competition So we'll hook up some of those like whoops and just start like who the fuck out of that the creepiest guy the creepiest guy Don't know who knows his angle. What about their heart rate? Let's see if they can raise their blood pressure while they're doing it because my heart rate goes up I'm interested for the first cheating scandal to come out of this sport. I want to know how that plays out That's a fake penis this not sports story hits a bigger cord with you to be fair, but strikes a cord with me I laughed out loud when I read this headline Onita City School District teacher has been Arrested for intentionally tripping a five-year-old student in the hallway. Yeah, just look in the garden kid punk Kids of punk kids of disaster kid was like pulling hair. I can't believe it being rude and You know this 50-year-old teacher just sticks a little toe out kids fall all the time. So arrested There's a lot going on here because For her a trip is usually linked accidentally Yeah, if you trip a five-year-old kid, you could play that off fairly easily they fall all the time They're not releasing the video to protect her so it must be bad. It was blatant and Sharon isn't denying it I tripped that fucker and Jack Keller three two one eight nine five. Yeah Do a gong noise Jake and I did the same exact score a spokesperson for the state Please said he could not recall anyone facing charges for an incident like this But said the trip caused enough risk to the child to warrant Criminal charges in the child didn't get hurt but enough for us. So maybe it was by the stairs I was just gonna say there's there has to be an element that we don't have here The other you're just tripping to normal ground and you're a five-year-old. That's an activity That's like a hobby of five-year-olds to if there's stairs or maybe a wall or like a knife sitting up on the floor Then it's like whoa kid who had scissors. Hey take these scissors to miss Joker pencil. Oh Jake Are you gone blood there soup soup corn corn corn soup. Yeah and reminder We've talked about this for our friend Ken got front tabletop. Usually you have to tabletop someone from behind so they don't see you coming Right in front of his face bent down and then pushed over. He doesn't like when we share that he says Please don't share that publicly. But yeah, our friend Ken front tabletop. It's embarrassing This week last week I want to go with the top cuz he's got What did you promise it to someone no promise employee of the week that's not how this works No, but this person was really excited. He walked in this morning and he asked me Did you ever find out how big Aaron judges tow is? So the fact that he was in on that so it goes to my judges tow Aaron judges tow aka Mike who helped with our live Event that was really fun and we are doing talking yanks Yes app and he is making that work so we can do it from the office Mike He has won it before the picture of him on the jet ski. Yeah, he's that same pic. No, it's a better pics Today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by see Jake if you don't know what see keek is you're a nerd They're ticketing app that makes buying tickets super simple with over 28 million download see keek is number one rated ticketing There are more than 70,000 events every single day on see keek including sports concerts festivals and maybe sex sport We've got to hook up for you use code dumb for $20 off your first purchase at see keek That's $20 off your first purchase with promo code dumb Click the link in the description to download the app What did you do miss Sharon? Why are you in jail? Oh, I tripped a five-year-old kid When we're in the Bronx office I didn't tripped anyone in a long time and I threw my foot out there as like a gag And I like clipped someone's foot and they like almost fell in cover bounds and I was like you can't trip people Would you get I have no idea Jim no idea