 My name is Laura, I'm 28 and I'm from Newcastle. One thing you should know about me is don't mess with me because I'll fucking ruin your life. My ex is Marcel, I'm here on X and the Beach to win back my man. Me and Marcel have literally been on and off for two years now, I'm sick of it. Mainly because he doesn't want to give his attention to one girl and he's a player. One thing I always argue about, girls in social media, following girls, liking girls' pictures, I don't understand it, you've got me. What kind of ex am I? A fucking nightmare, it's either my way or it's no way. The best three things about me is we bum the boobs and we ban that it sends a lad mental. The worst three things about me is I'm jealous, I get needy and I'm impatient as fuck. Describe myself in three words, like no other. My past relationships have been a fucking nightmare. Guys keep cheating on me or mugging me off because there's so many bitches that want my leftovers. Carry on. The worst we have ever been dumb is when I've been blocked off everything. So I went the extreme in Messages eBay account, obviously I've got blocks on that as well. The most embarrassing thing I've ever done when I've been drunk is probably get half naked in a club. When I've had a drink I don't know what it is, like my clothes just seem to come off. My ideal date would be a candlelit dinner on the beach, followed by loads of wicked sex. Three sexy secrets about me is I love kissing girls on the night out. I love it, I love naked massages and I love when a guy bites my neck when he kisses us, I love it. My most memorable sex story would be being bent over the balcony in Vegas. I didn't want I was enjoying more, the views on the sex. I came in X on the beach because I actually want Marcel back. I know he's fucked us over in the past, but I actually mean the world he is. So now it's literally now or nothing, he needs to grow up and start being a man.