 Hello everybody and welcome back to the second channel. Thank you for joining me today We're gonna be going through the subreddit again. So kick back relax crack open a sparkling water with your boy And cheers with your boy and have a sip with your boy Really excited to jump back into the subreddit. I don't think I've been on it at all since the last subreddit video I did I've been so busy. So I don't think I've been on my subreddit at all So I'm curious to see what people are talking about. Let's go top and let's go Month, okay All right, love to see it. The first post is about the half marathon that I ran This is the same thing on my Instagram dude. Everybody was commenting on the fact that it says Daniel on my bib Yeah, that's my name. I posted on my Instagram ran my first half marathon yesterday blah blah blah You know, I was really excited for myself. All of the top comments are just Daniel Daniel slight Daniel Daniel Getting oh, I accidentally like that one. I posted this thing. I'm really proud of it You know like a really crazy accomplishment for me I was super stoked on it and everybody just wanted to comment on the fact that I have a full name What do you guys find out? I have a middle name too. You guys are gonna flip out No one ever really does call me Daniel and to be honest. I don't like going by Daniel I never I never know whether I can put Danny on stuff like this like dude Do I have to legally put my legal name? I'm starting to think I don't based on the reaction to this Also, I love people saying this is photoshopped I've made a big mistake in Occasionally posting videos where I'm like trying to trick my audience because now whenever I do cool shit that I think is cool People are like, yeah, no, it's not real. You didn't do that. I'm getting like getting gas-lipped on my own audience I ran my first half marathon dude. It was awesome. No, you didn't you did not okay We're getting some congratulatory comments in here as well This person said whoa go Danny good job But then of course it's followed up by someone correcting them and saying Daniel this is Daniel now Maybe I should change my second channel name to be Daniel Gonzalez So the the main channel is Danny and then once you get to know me a little better You find out I've got a real legal full name then you can come on over to Daniel Gonzalez and see what's good This does bring up a good point because I've seen a few people ask why my second channel is called too Danny Too furious like I've seen posts on like Twitter and Reddit being like is this a reference to something Yes, I didn't know that there were that many people that didn't know the movie too fast and too furious Is that something that needs explaining I just thought everybody knew that movie But for those of you who don't know the second fast and furious movie was called too fast to furious So I figured if I'm doing a sequel to my original channel, I should name it too Danny too furious I'm sorry if that was confusing. Let me know in the comments I'm very curious how many people knew that and how many people suck like didn't understand it at all But just kind of like silently accepted it and we're like, oh, that's kind of weird Okay, let's go back to the subreddit and see what people are saying why that guy looks like Danny and is also named Daniel What a coincidence, huh, right? I just thought it was funny to think of his name being Daniel. It sounds so serious It does sound serious. That's why I don't go by Daniel or Dan whenever I meet older people It's like they refuse to call me Danny just like anyone who's like older than like I don't know like 65 They want to call me Dan so bad and I don't know what it is. Am I too old to be Danny? I just feel like I'm Danny. Dan sounds so serious and like boring to me I don't want to go by Dan But like for some reason every old person in my life wants to call me Dan no matter how many times I say my name is Danny All of my public social media is Danny like I have a cousin who's a guy that always went by Jamie when he was younger But now goes by James. Is that just a thing you're supposed to do when you become an adult? It's like take the Y out of the name take the E at the end out I don't know. No one ever teaches you these things. This isn't something they're gonna teach you in public school guys This is why the school system is so flawed. But like girls don't do that Like there are lots of girls named Emily and Haley and Hillary girls don't start going by Hiller when they get older or Emil So why should I fuck that? No, I'm gonna be Danny I don't I don't like the name Dan and I definitely don't like Daniel. So I'm gonna I'm gonna keep being Dan He looks like he's in pain. I'm not exactly sure why I was making this face in this picture But I don't think I was in pain. I was having a good time for most of it I feel like something must have been going on just to my left I've never run any like race like this before so I was a little bit surprised at just how like wild and crazy people got There were people wearing costumes and shit There's one guy wearing a lobster costume the entire time So maybe I saw some weird shit going on over here Danny Gonzalez fans when they see someone named Greg That's true There's like a good portion in my DMs that are just like people sending me other people named Greg anytime someone just says The name Greg in a tick tock I get tagged into a bunch of times and it's like, yeah I know that I guys I know there's people named Greg right and honestly I love to see him because if they're named Greg that actually legally makes them a fan of my video So, you know, I like keeping up with the fans. I like seeing what they're up to my bearded dragon doesn't like Danny Everything looks like angular. This is a Minecraft. It's just a really big version. Oh shit I think he was gonna try to attack me. Oh shit. He did attack me. Oh my god Name the gecko Greg. Oh name the gecko Greg or what is it's a bearded dragon. They're mine Name the bearded dragon bearded Greg. I always have the same reaction when I see Danny Yeah, honestly, even for me like editing my videos is really hard because like every time I come up on the screen I like jump onto my computer monitor to try to kill him. I just have that terrifying of a presence. I'm really scary I think that's what makes me a really good sleep paralysis demon It's just like the mere sight of me sends you into your fight-or-flight response Danny coming up with the hottest bars Known to mankind in songs about the dumbest possible topic You know, I don't know if I should say this or not, but I actually do have a new song coming out soon I'm not gonna say when and I'm not gonna say what it's about But there will be a new song at some point soon So get ready for that and I think it's pretty hard and I do think it is about the dumbest possible topic So I'm really staying true to my brand run Danny run there I go again So my dad took this picture my mom and dad were there and this is actually my mom's phone This is my mom's phone case So my dad is taking a picture of me and you might be able to notice my mom's phone is like facing like Over here. She's like not looking at me at all when I ran by I saw my parents and I'm waving to them And my dad is like waving and taking a picture back and my mom is just like looking down the road not at me So the reason I'm making this face in this picture you might notice I'm making kind of an M Muh muh muh sound with my mouth That's cuz I was yelling mom and trying to wave at her and be like I'm right here And she actually never saw me so she didn't see me cross the finish line until after my dad was like You know, we already like past us right speedy Gonzalez Maybe that's what I should make my second channel name. I'll rebrand to strictly running content any looking hella speedy here Yeah, this is pretty good. They call me like mid stride just at the right time. I feel like I look pretty strong I'm also about to finish the race. So I was I was running pretty fast at that point I was like get me out of here. I want to be done what I saw when I opened my phone in a dream I had last night. Okay, excellent. We're getting some more dream lore So this person in their dream opened their phone to find that Jarvis had posted in World War two that Curtis and I had just given birth to him and Nancy and 1300 others are digging it. I'm not really sure what this means for for Danny dream lore Does this check out at all with the sleep paralysis demon thing or is this just gonna be its own thing? I've never seen my phone in a dream before. Yeah, that's a good point I can't remember ever having a dream where I checked my phone Guess I just kind of have better shit going on in my dreams, you know I guess there's just kind of like more exciting stuff going on that I don't need to be glued to my frickin phone like some Gen Z Millennial get a piece of trash imagine a dream where you're just like scrolling Facebook the whole time And it's just like really normal posts on Facebook. Hey, World War two. Just so you know, I was just born. Yeah I don't know about that. I just noticed that Danny and Laura have matching snail tattoos Oh, someone noticed from I guess the post of us finishing the half marathon. Yeah, Laura ran it, too I should say Laura did it too. And yes, we do have matching snail tattoos, but I should add I wanted some way to differentiate them and so I wanted my snail to be a cool snail So mine has a tiny little backwards hat. You probably can't tell you can't tell in the picture, but he's got a tiny backwards hat How do you guys spot these things? Yeah, that actually is pretty impressive in this original picture. That's so small Got the CIA in the subreddit. That's actually some critical thinking right there I actually I love to see it very very nice zooming in and enhancing on every part of my body very cool That's pretty. Oh wow, it's like real. I thought this was like a digital painting. Wait gouache gouache Isn't that that shit from that trim trim video? Gouache. Yeah, it's the stuff from the trim trim video I didn't know what it was throwback to when Danny didn't know what gouache was I still don't do what video was that wasn't that the video Where I was making like edible pranks and now you're telling me gouache is paint and not edible I don't understand. Did you paint this with frosting? What is gouache? And I'm definitely not gonna look it up I've gone this long without knowing so I think I'm fine. I don't think I need to look it up and Google it I think my life has been just fine without knowing what gouache is honestly I'm afraid to look it up because things have been going so well. I don't want to I don't want to fuck it up and find out I love the color scheme. Yeah, that's actually it's really cool. Whatever gouache is. It's really popping. You did great I watched the new movie Luca and y'all can't say this ain't Danny. I'm gonna be honest This guy just has a big nose. That's pretty much it. I don't think that looks like me Unfortunately his hair is like way more curly than mine. He's got brown eyes and not blue eyes He's got giant ears. He's an animated character. He's in water I'm never in the water like that. This is not it does not look like me. Sorry. Wait. Oh, they put binary in the Wasn't thinking critically guys. There's like a binary code here now I don't want to type this shit in so I'm really hoping that somebody else in the comments saw this and typed it In for me and so I don't have to do it top comment is I wish Danny was real. That's not me. I am real That's an animated kid. He's not real. That's from the movie Luca did nobody get the binary really nobody did it Y'all are gonna make me type this in. Oh, okay one person mentioned the code, but they said somebody else translate I guess that's what I'm doing, too, but goddamn. I don't want to type all that in I would just like to point out that I did think critically enough to see the code I'm just not gonna put an effort to type it in. I'm so sorry. All right Let's go to what is hot right now on the subreddit now that we've looked at the past month Let's go and see what people are talking about right this minute Danny. I found your biggest fan Are these comments on my video Danny equals Jesus? Wow, so wholesome. I love you. This is the best thing I have ever read Danny. You are awesome Danny. You made me cry shit Honestly, I get it though plot twist. That's Danny the Danny Gonzalez fandom Just normally dreaming and then Danny showing up in every single dream I am kind of curious like I wish there was a way to put polls on YouTube videos because there's now There's two things I want to know I want to know about the too fast and too furious thing and now I'm curious. What percentage of the audience has actually had a dream that I've been in because I won't be satisfied until I'm at 100% and they were all nightmares. Oh, I could do a YouTube community post Let me do it right now actually and then we can see the results. This is genius We can get results so fast all I have to do is create a new post and say have I Sounds like a really creepy thing to ask. Have I appeared in one of your dreams? But if I word it differently, maybe it's not so creepy. Have you ever had a dream with me in it? Be honest. This is serious. Oh dream slash sleep paralysis, okay? I'll post it right now. We'll circle back in a little bit after we go through the subreddit some more and we'll see what happens Okay, this was so genius. This was the most genius thing I could have done right my dad I think he looks lovely in his makeup. Wow Very nice Excellent good dad. I think that it might be a little too a little orange up top Maybe it's just the lighting I would rate him, but I don't see any cable management Yeah cable management gets like an n slash a out of ten, but dad overall I don't know. There's not really much going on here aside from him wearing makeup I'll give him a nine. He seems like a good dad. He doesn't really seem happy. I'm kind of worried about him He almost looks taken off guard or something his mouth is not even closed It kind of looks like he just woke up from a nap where you put this makeup on him without him knowing and you were Like dad and he was like huh and then you took the picture honestly I'll give him an eight out of ten He looks too startled and if he's like that all the time then then I don't know how good of a daddy is Ten out of ten solid dad. Okay. Maybe I mean, you know, that's my dad He's skinnier now that was late 2021 rate him. Oh, this is a this guy looks young I 100% read this as rip him my dad is definitely skinnier now. He's dead So he weighs a lot less. I see a cable around his neck. There is no management. What oh because he's wearing a necklace Well, okay, he looks like he's having fun. He looks like he's playing dress up No, he's kind of iced out here, too. He's got a cool watch on a cool bracelet. I'll give this dad 8.1 8.1 out 10. This is my dad. He's an electrician. So don't worry about messy wiring. Let's go, dude This guy knows what's up. All right. I know I just said I'm not giving out any tens out of tens But this dad he looks happy. He looks goofy. I know that that cable management is on point So this dad gets a 10 out of 10. Yeah people in the comments are loving him. What do you mean? You're dead He's our dad. What? What's going is this real wait did someone paint this I can't tell if this whole thing is a painting that someone Made or if this is some weird filter or like base replacement. It's me and Drew and Curtis But we also have necklaces on that are like related to our videos This feels like one of those portraits that like if we all had a house together like an old mansion This would be like above the fireplace. I don't know why Drew Curtis and I would ever own an old mansion together Maybe like a content house type situation. I'm a dad and all I want is new music Danny I need new music my creaky old bones only feel better when they're being Massaged by the bass coming from your beats. Okay. Well, I've got a song coming out. Okay. I have a song All right, and I made it and it's gonna come out fit people should not be funny I honestly can't believe Danny is fit enough to run a half marathon Not because he looks out of shape or anything But in my mind funny people are unfit and fit people are not funny These are just the rules also for the record. I am in incredible awful shape I suppose that is kind of a stigma that people have I wonder if training for this half marathon has made me less funny on a serious note though I would recommend running. I do really like it I don't want to make this whole video about running But Laura and I both got into it at like the start of the pandemic when we didn't have anything else to do and like We couldn't go to the gym or anything So the only thing we could do is just like go outside and run and honestly, it's like a really cool hobby I mean like you're constantly Developing yourself you're constantly finding out that you're able to run a little bit farther and a little bit farther And that's just doing it by yourself once you get into like running Maybe like a 5k for like a cause or something or like this half marathon There's like a whole culture around running that I did not know existed I guess I knew existed but I never been a part of it before after the half marathon There's like a little party you go to where there's all these tents set up and you get like a beer and stuff And it was pretty cool. So I don't know I'd recommend it You feel really good after a long run too. People say you get like a runner's hide and I'm say I get that I get that okay. I'm kind of curious I don't know if I've ever done this before in a subreddit video I can't remember but I don't I don't usually go into the new tab and I kind of want to see if there's anything there So let's click on I just want to see like what is the most recent thing that someone's posted about me Okay, it's like a sexual dream about me never mind Have you seen this man? Have you seen this man? Yeah, there's some weird chicken and posted on new finish the sentence Danny is drew Ha a sleep paralysis demon. Let's go Yeah, watching always the new meat king 13 years old. That's pretty fucked up Okay, honestly not that much to see a new so it's a good thing that we usually only do hot and top So all right. Well, I suppose we can end this but let's go back to the poll and see what people are saying Have you had a dream slash sleep paralysis with me and it be honest. This is serious I'm gonna refresh the page or we're gonna see how far we are in our escapade to be a sleep paralysis demon Okay, so we got 15% yes and 85% no honestly if people are really truly being honest That's pretty fucking impressive 15% of the 3,000 people that have voted so far have said yes And if you think about it my videos get a million views 15% of a million is what like a hundred and fifty thousand I'd call that an epidemic. I'd say that I'm sweeping the nation Let's see what people are saying. You were actually like a background character in many of my dreams over many nights Like something would be happening like a flood and you'd just be standing panicking with everyone else the truth hurts I really want you to be in my nightmares, but it just hasn't happened yet. I'm so sorry Danny Maybe I need to do something scary in real life to get people more scared of me Can I do something that would be scary and that would make you have a nightmare about me? Okay, maybe we'll do this poll next time and see if that helps Danny I have it was actually one of the most terrifying experiences of my life I was in a dark room with a single light hanging you were sitting at the interrogation table I walked over and sat at the opposite side not really knowing what was happening You looked up at me and your eyes went hollow like some horror movie shit I woke up right afterwards, but I will remember it forever Wow Okay, I'm loving this I'm tormenting people okay now It's at 14% yes, but you know it'll probably even out somewhere around there. Okay. Well very interesting Thank you guys for watching. I very much enjoy going through the subreddit. So keep on posting on there We've got almost 90,000 Gregs. That's pretty sick, and I'll see you next time. Bye